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In this non- stop hilarious ride we follow a struggling Movie Studio that is willing to do anything to make a buck even if it means ruining its reputation, and running the Movie Industry into the ground. This film has everything that an audience wants from a LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY by taking a no-holds barred attack on the Spoof Genre from Blockbuster Action movies to Dramas and Documentaries to Popular Television shows.
Keywords: actor, actor-playing-multiple-roles, bloopers-during-credits, film-set, filmmaking, independent-film, interview, mockumentary, nonlinear-timeline, satire
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Social Derelict, Ramon Demario, suffers from narcolepsy but has no medical insurance to treat it. After purchasing some black market prescriptions, his narcolepsy worsens and he starts to sleepwalk. One day he misses his bus and befriends a Vagrant, who offers to give him a place to stay for the night. Ramon awakes the next morning to find a bloody knife in his hand as the vagrant laying dead in front of him. He struggles to come to terms with what he thinks he has done. Ramon tries to find solace and understanding alone at home but he visited by an annoying old friend named Bart who plans to stay awhile. Ramon meets Diana,and begins to fall in love with her. After a while, Ramon begins to suspect Diana might have something to do with the murder of the Vagrant. Ramon's world continues to take a turn for the bizarre when he and Bart videotape a UFO. Bart believes they saw an alien space craft and tries to prove it to Ramon who doubts what they saw was anything more than a government plane test. Ramon decides to confide in Bart and disclose the suspicion that he might have murdered the Vagrant in his sleep.
Just because I am asleep, doesn't mean that I'm not awake
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Richard Lewis plays coach Steven Adler, a one time high profile division one college basketball coach haunted by the demon of having lost five championship titles. Now he finds himself wasting away in a slack-jawed, low profile town coaching a second rate college program. Once again, he has miraculously brought this unlikely team to the finals. As his behavior on the day of the championship game indicates, he is far more successful at the game of basketball than the game of life. The question remains: if he finally wins the big game, will Coach Adler get his life back on track or is he already too far gone... ?
Keywords: basketball, drugs, independent-film, sex
This ain't Hoosiers...
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Based somewhat more authentically on the Grimm Brothers' story of a young woman who is unliked by her stepmother, the film includes the talking mirror, a poisoned apple, and some ruffian gold (not diamond) miners (and they aren't dwarfs or cute). It takes place at the time of the Crusades, and depicts the attitudes of the wealthy and the peasant classes toward one another.
Keywords: apple, attempted-rape, birth, black-magic, blood, castle, cave-in, childbirth, coming-of-age, crow
The fairytale is over.
[Will is having a nightmare]::Lars: He dreams of fire. They tied him to a stake, then burned his family while he watched. And then they placed a red-hot cross of iron across his face, because he would not repent.::Lilli: What was his crime?::Lars: He would not fight for their cause.::Lilli: Who were they?::Lars: Crusaders for the Church. Men of God. [pause] My face, it frightens you?::Lilli: Yes.::Lars: Scares me, too.
Will: Never look a raven in the eye for too long. Might steal your soul and fly away with it.::Lilli: Why are you staring at me?::Will: It hadn't occurred to me to look anywhere else.::Lilli: It's very rude.::Will: It's one of my better habits.::Lilli: I take it you have no manners, then.::Will: No manners then... and no manners now.::Lilli: Trying to be funny?
Lilli: Trying to be funny?::Will: I was just wondering what it would take to make a princess smile. [he touches her face and she moves away]::Lilli: I'm not a princess.::Will: What are you then?::Lilli: I'm the daughter of Friedrich Hoffman.::Will: Ah, so you're nothing more than a name.::Lilli: What right do you have to say that? You know nothing about me.::Will: I know enough of your kind.::Lilli: How could you know anything about anyone, you live like an animal; you hide out like a criminal.::Will: And what are you doing princess, is this some holiday you're taking?::Lilli: My father will find me -::Will: Where is this great father of yours? How come he hasn't rescued you?::Lilli: He'll find me, I know it! [quietly]::Will: What if he doesn't? [pause]::Lilli: I don't like the way you speak to me.::Will: How would you have me speak?::Lilli: Like a civilized gentleman, and not some savage -::[he slams her up against a pillar with his hand at her throat]::Will: That is a word I will not bear from the lips of any man or woman. The last time I heard that word spoken, it was by one of your so-called gentlemen, and there was nothing gentle about it. Or civilized.::Lilli: Let go of me!::[faintly mocking]::Will: Why?::Lilli: Because you frighten me.::[he looks haunted and releases her]
Claudia Hoffman: You can see, and you can hear, but from inside the tomb of your mind. No breath will escape your lips, no tears your eyes. To the world, you are dead. And soon, even your precious father will forget... you were ever alive. But you, my dear, you will have all eternity... to remember.
Will: Never look a raven in the eye for too long. It might steal your soul and fly away with it.
Claudia Hoffman: [Lilli bites into the poisoned apple] What's the matter, dear? Cat got your tongue?
Lilliana: Look what I found. [holds out a caterpillar] It'll be a butterfly someday.::Friedrich Hoffman: Lilli, I want you to meet... Lady Claudia.::Lilliana: Can I put her in a box?::Friedrich Hoffman: [startled] Who?::Lilliana: The caterpillar.
Claudia Hoffman: This is my brother, Gustav. God did not bless him with a graceful tongue, but he more than compensates with the wit of his hands.
[to Gustav]::Claudia Hoffman: Oh, brother, you mustn't feel bad. The blood you have shed is just the venom of a scheming child.
[Claudia has defaced Lilli's mother's grave]::Lilli: She knew I would come back.::[Stepping out from behind another grave]::Will: Let's not disappoint her then.::[Lilli walks towards him, and smiles]
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Rival ski instructors at a prestigious mountain school compete to save their jobs. The infamous "Section Eight", a popular group of skiing partiers are up against some rich stiffs whose only thought is beating their arch rivals in the annual spring pageant.
Keywords: crude-humor, cult-film, female-nudity, first-part, independent-film, lambada, skiing, thong
The hottest action ever to hit the slopes
[after _Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)_ (qv)]::Ed: You have learned much young Dave, but you are not a skier yet.
Dave Marshak: Welcome to my kingdom. I will bed you all before the night is through.
Fitz: This isn't a party, it's a still life.
Dave Marshak: It's not how far you go, it's how go you far.
Dave Marshak: Fitz, you get beer. Ed, you get... beer. Johnny, you get laid.
Fitz: Skiing is partying, partying is skiing.
Dave Marshak: We party here.::Fitz: We party big.::Ed: We party now.
Dave Marshak: Does anyone have a problem with that ? [pointing to a girl passing in a bikini ] Half-naked girls walking around at 9am ? Last year they were completely naked at this time ! Do you think she's gonna wear all that all day ? Or... she'll be back... for a 5:30 hot-tub ?
Dave Marshak: [ dancing tha lambada with a girl ] I could dance with you 'till the cows come home... Better still , I could dance with the cows 'till you come home! Oh Christ , I've *come*!
Fitz: Au revoir mon cherie! One day we will run naked under a fuuulllll mooonnnn!
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President Lincoln personally sends Bill Gibson west to see if he can stop the holdups of the needed shipments of gold. There he meets his boyhood friend Foster. When all others refuse to take out the next gold shipment due to the killings, Bill volunteers. Jeannie, afraid for his safety, tells Foster of Bill's secret route not knowing Foster is the leader of the outlaw gang.
Keywords: 1860s, accordion, american-civil-war, based-on-novel, blacksmith-shop, boyhood-friend, fall-from-height, gold, gold-shipment, horseshoe
Bart can refer to:
As a given name Bart is a diminutive of Bartholomew and may refer to:
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Bart:
Yo! Hey what's happening dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude.
Terrorizin' people wherever I go,
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores,
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor,
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art,
Last name, Simpson; first name, Bart.
I'm here today to introduce the next phase,
The next step in the big Bart craze.
I got a dance, real easy to do,
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you!
So move your body, if you got the notion,
Front to back in a rock-like motion.
Now that you got it, if you think you can,
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman
Back-up Singers:
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man!
Move you butt to the side, yes you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
(x2)
Bart:
It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks,
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep.
Homer was yellin', mom was, too,
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew.
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom,
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room.
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do,
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove!
Back-up Singers:
Move your body, if you got the notion,
Front to back in a rock-like motion.
Move your hips from side to side now,
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now.
If you've got the groove, you gotta use it.
Rock rhythm in time with the music.
You just might start a chain reaction...
Bart: If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson.
Back-up Singers:
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
Shake you body, turn it out..If you can, man!
Move your butt to the side as you can, can!
Everybody in the house do the Bartman...Do the Bartman!
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth, from side to side.
Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman!
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!
Homer: Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?
Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman!
Bart:
Oh my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away!
You can't touch this!
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Now, I'm in the house feelin' good to be home,
'Til Lisa starts blowin' her damn saxophone.
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away,
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay.
I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song,
Listenin' to the kicks while I'm kickin' along.
Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan,
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman!
Back-up Singers:
Everybody, if you can do the Bartman!
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
Move your butt to the side, as you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman! Do the Bartman!
Bart: Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth from side to side.
Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman!
Bart: Do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
Back-up Singers:
If you've got the groove, you gotta use it.
Rock rhythm in time with the music.
You just might start a chain reaction...
Bart: I'm a Bartman.
Back-up Singers:
Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman!
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man!
Move your butt to the side, as you can, can!
Everybody in the house do the Bartman!
Move you body, if you got the notion,
Skake your body to the rock-like motion!
Move your hips from side to side now,
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now!
If you've got your groove, you gotta use it!
Rock rhythm in time with the music!
Bart: Eat your heart out, Michael!
Back-up Singers: You just might start a chain reaction...
Bart: Oh wow, man.