TripTank (2012)

Actors

• Scott Aukerman (actor)
• Mario Batali (actor)
• Tommy Blacha (actor)
• Tommy Blacha (actor)
• Wyatt Cenac (actor)
• Wyatt Cenac (actor)
• Larry David (actor)
• Xeth Feinberg (actor)
• Larry Flynt (actor)
• Zach Galifianakis (actor)
• Jon Glaser (actor)
• Kyle Kinane (actor)
• Kyle Kinane (actor)
• David Koechner (actor)
• Dave Attell (actor)

Genres

• Animation

Chillerama (2011)

Actors

• Joon Ahl (actor)
• Jamey Anthony (actor)
• David Baits (actor)
• Stuart Barrett (actor)
• Steven Barton (actor)
• Owen Benjamin (actor)
• Timothy A. Bennett (actor)
• Darren Billam (actor)
• Pat Billam (actor)
• Paul Blake (actor)
• AJ Bowen (actor)
• Edward Brennan (actor)
• Josh Brodis (actor)
• Keith Burton (actor)
• Ed Ackerman (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror
• Musical
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

Drive in. Freak out.
The Ultimate Midnight Movie.
Drive In- Freak Out

Quotes:

Peggy Lou: More to life than us? [Ricky stares at some guys] Ricky Patrick O'Reilly your doing it again!::Ricky: Doing what?::Peggy Lou: Your looking away!

Cecil Kaufman: Get your Undead Dicks... outta my Drive-In!

Adolf Hitler: Here. Write depressing stuff in this as if the little girl wrote it. We'll sell it after the war and make millions.

Adolf Hitler: Boba Fett!

Fernando Phagabeefy: "As I was saying, my name is Fernando Phagabeefy, internationally known and respected film maker. The visionary mastermind behind such notorious cinematic works as 'The Cunting Death', 'Salo 2: The Next Day', and of course, 'Rosemary's Picnic Table'.

It's a Long Ride Home (2009)

Actors

• Bobby Alltop (actor)
• Nick Lee (actor)
• Jade Tailor (actress)
• Andrew Gordon (producer)
• Kevin Porter (producer)
• Kevin Porter (producer)
• Down Theory (composer)
• Kevin Porter (director)
• Nicole Essen (editor)

Genres

• Drama
• Romance
• Short

Taglines:

It's a long ride home...

Table for Three (2009)

Actors

• Donn Angelos (actor)
• Jack Axelrod (actor)
• Jesse Bradford (actor)
• Michael Cornacchia (actor)
• Johnny Galecki (actor)
• Geoffrey Gould (actor)
• Andrew Graves (actor)
• Dan Harper (actor)
• Neil Jackson (actor)
• Mat Lageman (actor)
• Benee Leavy (actor)
• Coleman McClary (actor)
• William Mendieta (actor)
• Martin Pierron (actor)
• Ed Ackerman (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Never Trust a Perfect Couple

Quotes:

Ryan: Friends don't let friends talk to exes drunk.

Mary: Scott! We have a contract.::Ryan: Don't make me put a Breathalyzer on that phone.

Leslie: I can't say I love being called Les.::Mary: I know what you're saying there. I can't stand it when people call me Mar. It's, like, what am I? Am I a horse? Am I some kind of horse? Like a pony?

Scott: You guys are shit-faced.::Ryan: [drunk] How dare... you.::Mary: That is silly. I am sober as a fucking judge.

Mary: God damn it, Scott! No one wants to see it work out between you and Leslie more than Ryan and I. You are screwing it up!::Scott: What am I screwing up?::Ryan: You asked her to move in after two dates.::Mary: Two!::Ryan: Come on, man! Couldn't scare her away any faster if you told her if you were a Nazi sympathizer who's into fondling puppy balls!::Mary: Or a chronic masturbater!

[Mary grabs Ryan's groin]::Scott: Mary, come on!::Mary: Come on, what? Want me to act like it's no big deal that my man's at half-mast? It is a big deal!::Scott: We're just having some guy time, all right? He'll just keep it in his pants.::Ryan: [high-pitch voice] Uh-huh.::Scott: I promise.::Ryan: And, um, if it's any consolation as you can see, I am completely flaccid now.::Scott: We all are, Ryan. We all are.

Mary: [referring to Bar Patron] You have to get rid of him. He is trying to get into my pants!::Scott: So? He's not going to. It's not like you're tempted to sleep with him or anything.::Mary: I'm tempted to fuck his brains out. I'd fuck him, I fuck that guy, I'd fuck the guy doing air-guitaring back there. I can fuck everybody I can see right now 'cause I just want the chance to be with somebody else. This is the reason I cannot be trusted without Ryan around me at all times. Just once I want to be with another guy without Ryan in the room. Can you understand that? I'm sick of fucking the same person over and over and over and over again!

BackPage (2008)

Actors

• Ryan Barbe (actor)
• Rob Bosquez (actor)
• Richard Branum (actor)
• Joe Brown (actor)
• Cliff Clemons (actor)
• Joshua Cox (actor)
• Adam Dapkus (actor)
• Jesse Davis (actor)
• Glenn Franklin (actor)
• John Gaonzales (actor)
• Jeremy Inman (actor)
• Ryan Isbell (actor)
• Ella Johnson (actor)
• Hugh Richard Massey III (actor)
• Jeremy Ballew (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)

Actors

• Tom Arntzen (actor)
• Tom Arntzen (actor)
• Dennis Arriola (actor)
• Ross Atley (actor)
• Scott Augustine (actor)
• James Bearden (actor)
• Jamie Bishton (actor)
• Jonathan Bruce (actor)
• Christian Campbell (actor)
• Tseng Chang (actor)
• Robert Clarke (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Alan Cumming (actor)
• Michael Antonakos (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Taglines:

The feel-good event of the year!

Quotes:

Sally DeBains: So, how tall are you, Jimmy?::Jimmy: Five feet, nine inches.::Sally DeBains: Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches.

Jack Stone: Quit squawkin'. You got more static than the radio.

Mary Lane: I think I've been shot! [collapses, Sally screams]::Sally DeBains: She fell down!

Mary Lane: Say, is this a fraternity sweater? Is Jimmy hanging out with college boys?::Ralph Wiley: Why, yes, yes, he is. We at Phi Beta Cannabis were so taken with Jimmy, we decided to pledge him... early... while he's still in high school... to avoid the rush.::Mary Lane: Well, that's the bee's knees! Wait 'til that Suzy Mayberry hears about this!::Ralph Wiley: Let's celebrate... with a smoke!::Mary Lane: Hold on! This isn't that reefer I've read about, is it?::Ralph Wiley: Oh, no, of course not. This is a special cigarette. All the rage with the college girls... in Paris.::Mary Lane: Paris?::Ralph Wiley: Oh, yes.::Mary Lane: Well, if I'm going to be dating a fraternity man...::[Ralph shoves a reefer stick in her mouth]

FDR: A little orphan girl once told me that the sun would come out tomorrow. Her adopted father was a powerful billionaire so I suppressed the urge to laugh in her face, but now, by gum, I think she may have been on to something!

[last lines]::Parents: It's time for parents to take a stand / For the preservation of this great land / 'Till the things that scare us are burned or banned, / Or smashed to smithereens! / And once the reefer has been destroyed, / We'll start on Darwin and Sigmund Freud, / And sex depicted on celluloid, / And communists and queens!::Lecturer: When danger's near, exploit their fear!::Parents: The end will justify the means!

[Ralph, hallucinating, opens a closet door and sees Satan sodomizing Mary]::Mary Lane: Remember me, Ralph? I've been sent to hell! A pubescent edition of Jezebel. It hurts a lot to bend! But, at least, I've made a friend.::Ralph Wiley: Shut up!::Satan: You murdered her, Ralph!::Mary Lane: Murdered me!::Ralph Wiley: Murdered you!::Jimmy: Murdered me!::Ralph Wiley: Murdered them!::Jack Stone: [to Mae] What's eating him?::Ralph Wiley: Jack! I saw Satan! And the kid. And Satan! And the girl. And *Satan*!

Jimmy: Mary Jane, oh Mary Jane. You conquered me like Charlemagne.

Sally DeBains: Yes, I'm waiting for your business in this carnal carnivale. Take a one-way ticket to the Bacchanal. So come on Jimmy, come on give me, *reefer love*!

Jimmy Harper: There's blood on my hands, and mud on my name. My id threw a party and everyone came. My innocence ravished, my virtue devoured, I can't count the strangers with whom I have showered!

Hallow's End (2003)

Actors

• Scott Barrett (actor)
• John F. Beach (actor)
• Joseph Brentlinger (actor)
• Lenny Buskey (actor)
• David Carter (actor)
• Stephanie Chambers (actor)
• Stephen Cloud (actor)
• John Cronin (actor)
• Jim Dunn (actor)
• Ned Foster (actor)
• Terry Gamble (actor)
• Chris Garcia (actor)
• Richard Greenwood Jr. (actor)
• Travis Helton (actor)
• Brandon Baker (actor)

Genres

• Horror

Taglines:

Where shadows come alive!

Quotes:

Dan: Go fuck yourself, Heidi.::Heidi: No, Dan, fuck you!

Pumpkin Jack: Best damn pumpkin you'll ever see!

Pervirella (1997)

Actors

• Demented Ant (actor)
• Richard Appleby (actor)
• Ian 'Damage' Ballard (actor)
• Brian Belle-Fortune (actor)
• Charlie Bellingham (actor)
• Baron Bits (actor)
• Robert Black (actor)
• Paul Blinding (actor)
• Matt Brain (actor)
• Matt Brain (actor)
• Bruce Brand (actor)
• Bubsi (actor)
• Steve Buxom (actor)
• Alex Chandon (actor)
• Stephen Allen (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)

Actors

• David Burton (actor)
• Ossie Davis (actor)
• Brian Esteban (actor)
• Tommy Franco (actor)
• Antoni Gatti (actor)
• Guillermo Guzman (actor)
• Tom Hanks (actor)
• Dan Hedaya (actor)
• Jack E. Herman (actor)
• Jim Hudson (actor)
• Nathan Lane (actor)
• Sidney S. Liufau (actor)
• Barry McGovern (actor)
• Jon Conrad Pochron (actor)
• Lloyd Bridges (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

An Average Joe. An Adventurous Comedy.
A story of love, lava and burning desire.

Quotes:

[Joe and Marshall are both wearing Armani tuxedos]::Joe Banks: Feel like I'm getting married.::Marshall: I feel like I'm giving you away.

Marshall: What kinda clothes do you got now?::Joe Banks: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.::Marshall: So you got no clothes.

Patricia: You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?

Dr. Ellison: And what did you do in the fire department?::Joe Banks: Well... I put out fires.

Dr. Ellison: You have some time left, Mr. Banks. You have some life left. My advice to you is: live it well.

Joe Banks: I've never been to L.A. before.::Angelica: What do you think?::Joe Banks: It looks fake. I like it!

Joe Banks: So I'm not sick? Except for this terminal disease?

Mr. Waturi: I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?

Mr. Waturi: But can he do the job. I know he can get the job but can he DO the job? I'm NOT arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with YOU. I'm not ARGUING that with you. I'm not ARGUING that with you Harry! Harry... Harry... Yeah Harry... but can he DO the job. I know he can GET the job but can he do the job?

Joe Banks: You look terrible, Mr. Waturi. You look like a bag of shit stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anyone could look good under these zombie lights. I, I, I, I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeball. Suck, suck, suck, SUCK... [makes a sucking noise] For 300 bucks a week, that's the news. For 300 bucks a week, I've lived in this sink, this used rubber.::Mr. Waturi: You watch it, mister! There's a woman here!::Joe Banks: [shouting] Don't you think I know that, Frank? Don't you think I am aware there is a woman here? I can smell her, like, like a flower. I can taste her, like sugar on my tongue. When I'm 20 feet away I can hear the fabric of her dress when she moves in her chair!

Swing Out, Sweet Land (1970)

Actors

• Dan Blocker (actor)
• Roscoe Lee Browne (actor)
• George Burns (actor)
• Owen Bush (actor)
• Glen Campbell (actor)
• Johnny Cash (actor)
• Roy Clark (actor)
• Bing Crosby (actor)
• The Doodletown Pipers (actor)
• Edward Faulkner (actor)
• Lorne Greene (actor)
• Harry Hickox (actor)
• Bob Hope (actor)
• Kay E. Kuter (actor)
• Jack Benny (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• History
• Music

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Statue of Liberty - XTC
• Statue of Liberty - Pizzicato Five
• Statue of Liberty - Joe Jackson
• Statue of Liberty - Burning Spear
• Statue of Liberty - Laurie Anderson
• Statue of Liberty - Descendents
• Statue of Liberty - Deuteronomium

The first time I saw you standing in the water
You must have been all of a thousand feet tall
Nearly naked - unashamed like Herod's daughter
Your love was so big
It made New York look small
You've been the subject of so many dreams
Since I climbed your torso
My statue of Liberty
Boo Boo
Impaled on your hair
What do you do
Do Do to me
Boo Boo
I leaned right over to kiss your stoney book
A little jealous of the ships with whom you flirt
A billion lovers with their cameras
Snap to look and in my fantasy

(Konishi/Nomiya/Takagi Kan)
Translators: Ed Valdez, Ayumi Suzuki, Ted Mills
anata wa kokoro no naka ni
jiyu no megami ga sunde iru no
jiyu na kokoro to guitar to
bike to boots to jack knife to
udedokei no nai seikatsu
rusuban-denwa wa aru kedo
anata wa mayonaka ni kagayaku
kin no heart wo sagashiteru no
kin-iro no bracelet wa
wakareta kanojo ga okane ni kaeta
ude ni kizamareta irezumi
jiyu no megami no irezumi
suteki ne
jiyu no megami
sobietatsu
jiyu no megami
ikashiteru
jiyu no megami
go-rippa ne
jiyu no megami
jiyu no megami
ano ko wa hadashi no niau
jiyu no megami mitai na girlfriend
jiyu ni aruite ai shite
itsumo cool de dare to demo neru
yube mo dokoka ni tomatte
mochiron anata ja nai ko to
suteki ne
jiyu no megami
aogimiru
jiyu no megami
ikashiteru
jiyu no megami
go-rippa ne
jiyu no megami
jiyu no megami
-RAP-
one two one two
mitsume dose
jinsei wa suttamonda
metamorphose
shikai
yonjugo do kiken
sanbyaku rokuju do
ni iken
omoidasu
nandemo ari
E mono wa E E
saraba ari
platform shoes
no kakato ga
ore tte arukenai
nantoka
donika konika
koko made kita rocker
slow de low de
rough nantoka
hito sorezore
kachikan machi-machi
henka hageshii
kono machi mo
ikidome kamo
sinkeisuijaku
kechirase mike de
rime shite kankaku
meguri-megutte
kokodemo furuu
toshi ginyushijin
groove
rare na record to jeans
jiyu no megami no teeshirt
inu wa hoeru shi
kodomo wa naku shi
kuruma wa itsuka nusumareru
groove
suteki ne
jiyu no megami
sobietatsu
jiyu no megami
ikashiteru
jiyu no megami
go-rippa ne
jiyu no megami
jiyu no megami
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there's a statue of liberty
in your heart
a free soul, a guitar,
a bike, boots and a jack knife
living without a watch
but with an answering machine
you are looking for
a golden heart that shines in the night
the gold bracelet you gave your ex-girlfriend
is in the pawn shop
a tattoo on the arm
a tattoo of the statue of liberty
it's fantastic
statue of liberty
it's rising
statue of liberty
it's cool
statue of liberty
it's gorgeous
statue of liberty
statue of liberty
your girl looks good barefoot
she's like the statue of liberty
she's always cool and she sleeps with anybody
she walks and loves as a free spirit
tonight she'll spend the night somewhere
of course with another person
it's fantastic
statue of liberty
it's rising
statue of liberty
it's cool
statue of liberty
it's gorgeous
statue of liberty
statue of liberty
-RAP-
one two one two
have a look
life is a fussy
metamorphosis
danger at
three o'clock
at twelve o'clock
i remember
i gotta say
everything is possible
if it's good then it's good
and will come to an end
i can't walk
wearing
platform shoes
somehow
how? this way
a rocker come this far
slow low
rough whatever
each one has its own means
values are relative
and changes violent
this city
has come to a dead end
on the verge of a nervous breakdown
with my microphone
i'll scatter rhymes
all around the place
i'll do it here too
an urban minstrel
groove
rare records, jeans
and a statue of liberty T-shirt
dogs barking,
children crying and
cars always stolen
groove
it's fantastic
statue of liberty
it's rising
statue of liberty
it's cool
statue of liberty
it's gorgeous
statue of liberty
statue of liberty

The first time I saw you standing in the water
You must have been all of a thousand feet tall
Nearly naked - unashamed like Herod's daughter
Your love was so big
It made New York look small
You've been the subject of so many dreams
Since I climbed your torso
My statue of Liberty
Boo Boo
Impaled on your hair
What do you do
Do Do to me
Boo Boo
I leaned right over to kiss your stoney book
A little jealous of the ships with whom you flirt
A billion lovers with their cameras
Snap to look and in my fantasy

In the early fifties and sixties and
seventies
American strechted forth her hands
and welcome us all
Yes we built and now they refuse us
Yes we can clean it and now they refuse us
Yes they mark us, they su su su
Yes we been there with good intention
Yes we been there with a working
intention
Yes we been there with a educational
intention
Yes we been there
So many different nationalities been
there too
Never been treated like we do
Never been handled like we do
Never been talked about like we do
We have a no intention to bomb threat
No intention to hijacking
No intention to hostage holding
Chorus:
Statue of Liberty light up your torch
so we can see
If it is a international problem
we want to see
It it is a political problem
we want to see
If it is a island problem
we want to see
If it is a continental problem
we want to see
Chorus
If I am right than I should be right
If I am wrong no argument
Remember people the statue stand
for equal rights and justice
Chorus
We were picking apples many years ago
Picking grapes many years ago
Hospital workers many years ago
Housekeepers many years ago
Chorus
It's not like we begging or demanding
anything
It's not like we begging or demanding
anything
It's just an example
It's just an example
Chorus
Chorus
In the forties and the fifties no one
was fair
In the sixties people start to share
In the seventies we were there

Moon rises and sets
In the real world
Islands and hurricanes
Wind blows in from Jersey
It floats across the pave
Into the open ocean
It's a good day
To run away
Freedom is a scary thing
Not many people really want it
Me, I keep my distance
I'm always leaving
That's just my way
Cool water
Now you're just another speck on the horizon
Just another speck on the sea
Cool water
Cool me
Statue of liberty
Stands in the harbor
Holding her torch
Hello, goodbye
To all the men and women
Who pass through her port
Into the open ocean
Now you're just another speck on the horizon
Just another speck on the sea
Cool water
Cool me
Freedom is a scary thing

well the people walk all around the thing on an island very far from here they pay it homage like a god and they paint it on each and every year a sign for all it was given to us and we all appreciate this bomb the toursits don't know and never will it has no use it's meaning is gone the statue of liberty and for united we stand we all agree it's a mystery but why'd they give it to us? we still don't know just why it came a present from god or by the rain the crowds swarm wildly to see it's peak when i watch i go insane why is it so important to them what is the beauty they see in it i don't know why i just accept it i don't want it cause it makes me sick

We’re marching on, cry out for freedom
We wanna get liberty or death
Do whatever, whenever we want to
We don’t see our liberty is dead
Man’s freedom, freedom to sin
God’s freedom, freedom from sin
Free to stay, no need to pay
Free to leave, we won’t bleed
We don’t care those crying out there
We’re satisfied, when our love died?
We bow down to the statue of liberty
Worshipping our idol of freedom
The problem we don’t wanna see
We’re slaves to our freedom
- the fake freedom
We can only reach true liberty
In the Word of God Almighty
Live by grace, live by forgiveness
Have liberty in all it’s fullness
I bow down to my Lord of liberty
Worshipping my God of freedom
He has set me free
From the slavery of my freedom
...freedom ...freedom ...freedom!