Himself - Roaster: How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men!
Himself - Roastmaster: I mean, we all know there's a good chance Charlie will be dead soon, so I wrote an obituary. 'Charlie Sheen, who became a tabloid fixture due to his problems with drugs and alcohol, was found dead in his apartment.' Actually, you know what? I kind of just copied Amy Winehouse's obituary. I only had to change three things: the sex of the deceased, the location of the body, and the part that says, 'a talent that will be missed.'
Himself - Roaster: I've had sex in space with green women. Sure, you've had sex with the blue women because, unlike you, they couldn't handle their drugs.
Herself - Roaster: Despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidney, your liver, the only thing you've had removed are your kids.
Himself - Roaster: [to Jon Lovitz] If Charlie is winning, then what are you doing? Chinning?
Himself - Roaster: The only reason you got on TV is because God hates Michael J. Fox.
Himself - Roaster: What can you say about Mike Tyson that hasn't already been the title of a Richard Pryor Album?
Herself - Roaster: [to William Shatner] I've seen less bloated men fished out of rivers. Does Priceline pay you in empanadas?
Himself - Roaster: Charlie, if you're winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. Only time your kids get to see you is in re-runs. Charlie, don't you want to live to see their first 12 steps?
Himself - Roastee: It's true, I've hung around with a lot of shady people over the years - losers, drug addicts, dealers, desperate whores. But to have you all here on one night is really special.
When God looses his job, he must find a new one.
The Red Rain has come.
A superhero who wanted to be a boy
Plot
Ujjain's Raja Vijay Singh presides over his region and rules it with his Maharani Swarnapati, and daughter Rajkumari Indumati. During the annual arena games a challenger by the name of Pitamber from out of this region challenges anyone to a duel with him, and the only one to accept it is Ramchandra alias Ramu. Ramu overcomes Pitamber and is felicitated by Indumati. Ramu falls head over heels in love with Indumati, and even saves her life when she is bitten by a snake. But the Raja does not approve of this match as he would like Indumati to marry a wealthy man, he accordingly instructs Ramu to get rich first before he can even consider marrying Indumati. It is then a magician named Mantrik comes to Ramu's aid, and shows him how to attain wealth. Ramu has to travel many miles, go underground into a deep dark cave, & free a Goddess from a curse of living eternally as a crocodile. It is here that Ramu learns that Mantrik has an ulterior motive in assisting him, so he beheads him, gets a lot of precious stones, jewelery, etc. and heads over to Ujjain to get the Raja to get him married to Indumati. The Raja readily agrees and a wedding is arranged with great pomp, ceremony, and festivities. But Ramu is in for a shock when Indumati disappears during the wedding ceremony, and Ramu undertakes to go and look for her. What Ramu does not know is that Mantrik has resurrected himself and now not only wants Indumati for himself, but has also planned a painful death for Ramu.
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A goddess is a female deity(godly figure). In some cultures goddesses are associated with Earth, motherhood, love, and the household. In other cultures, goddesses also rule over war, death, and destruction as well as healing. They can be figureheads of religions and can be accessed in modern times by religious statues
In some religions, a sacred feminine archetype can occupy a very central place in prayer and worship. In Hinduism, Sacred Feminine or Shaktism is one of the three major Hindu denominations of worship along with Vishnu and Shiva. In Tibetan Buddhism, the highest achievement any person can achieve is to become like the "great" female Buddhas (e.g. Arya Tara) who are depicted as being supreme protectors, fearless and filled with compassion for all beings.
The primacy of a monotheistic or near-monotheistic "Great Goddess" is advocated by some modern matriarchists as a female version of, preceding, or analogue to, the Abrahamic God associated with the historical rise of monotheism in the Mediterranean Axis Age.
Marija Gimbutas (Lithuanian: Marija Gimbutienė) (Vilnius, January 23, 1921 – Los Angeles, United States February 2, 1994), was a Lithuanian-American archeologist known for her research into the Neolithic and Bronze Age cultures of "Old Europe", a term she introduced, and for her Kurgan hypothesis, the current most widely accepted of the Proto-Indo-European Urheimat hypotheses among scholars. Gimbutas's conclusions that Neolithic sites in Lithuania and across Europe pointed to long-term stable egalitarian societies with women at the center materially and spiritually earned a mixed reception by other scholars, but became a keystone of the matriarchal studies movement and the Goddess movement.
Gimbutas was born as Marija Birutė Alseikaitė to Veronika Janulaitytė-Alseikienė and Danielius Alseika in Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania. Her parents were members of the Lithuanian intelligentsia, a social class which rose from the farming class during imperial Russian rule. Her mother received a doctorate in ophthalmology at the University of Berlin in 1908 and became the first female physician in Lithuania, while her father had received his medical degree from the University of Tartu in 1910. After the 1917 Russian Revolution, Gimbutas' parents had founded the first Lithuanian hospital in the capital. During this period, her father also served as the publisher of the newspaper Vilniaus Žodis and the cultural magazine Vilniaus Šviesa and was an outspoken proponent of Lithuanian independence during the war against Poland. Gimbutas' parents were connoisseurs of traditional Lithuanian folk arts and frequently invited contemporary musicians, writers, and authors to their home, such as Vydūnas, Juozas Tumas-Vaižgantas, and Jonas Basanavičius. With regard to her strong cultural upbringing, Gimbutas said:
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Thurman was born in Boston to Nena von Schlebrügge and Robert Thurman, and grew up mostly in Amherst, Massachusetts, where she went to Amherst Regional Middle School, and then moved to Woodstock, New York. Her father gave his children a Buddhist upbringing, and she is named after an Dbuma Chenpo (in Tibetan, the "db" is silent; from Mahamadhyamaka in Sanskrit, meaning "Great Middle Way"). Regarding religion, she now calls herself agnostic. She has three brothers, Ganden (b. 1968), Dechen (b. 1973), and Mipam (b. 1978), and a half-sister named Taya (b. 1960), from her father's previous marriage. She and her siblings spent time in Almora, Uttarakhand, India, during childhood, and the Dalai Lama sometimes visited their home. She is described as having been an awkward and introverted girl who was teased for her tall frame, angular bone structure, enormous feet and unusual name (sometimes using the name “Uma Karen” instead of her birth name). When she was 10 years old, a friend's mother suggested a nose job. As a child, she suffered bouts of body dysmorphic disorder, which she discussed in an interview with Talk magazine in 2001. She attended Amherst Public Schools. In the 8th grade she discovered her love for acting. Talent scouts noticed her performance as Abigail in a production of The Crucible, and offered her the chance to act professionally. Thurman attended Northfield Mount Hermon School, an elite preparatory school in Massachusetts, before dropping out to pursue a career in acting.
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Dr. Shlain was Chairman of Laparoscopic surgery at the California Pacific Medical Center in San Francisco and was an Associate Professor of Surgery at UCSF.
He was a speaker at such venues as the Smithsonian, Harvard University, Salk Institute, Los Alamos National Laboratory, NASA Johnson Space Center and the European Union's Ministers of Culture. In 1999, he was a contributor to Academic Press' Encyclopedia of Creativity, edited by Mark Runco and Steven Pritzker.
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Amethyst Amelia Kelly (born June 7, 1990), better known by her stage name Iggy Azalea is an Australian hip hop recording artist signed to Grand Hustle Records. She is perhaps better known for her promotional songs "Two Times", "Pu$$y" and "My World" whose music videos went viral on YouTube. On 27 September 2011, Azalea released her first project, a mixtape titled Ignorant Art, saying she made it "with the intent to make people question and redefine old ideals".
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Astonishment when I bend over you creep
Put a noose around my neck
Which side I deside it's my time to reap
It's your side wicked and deaf
Take me to the place I can sleep
Wipe away all misery
Turn my path away
>from the mind tearing tragedy
Consuming range of vision
I can see they decline
It's a stay of execution
I fly free tonight
(chorus:)
New moon laughs on it's own
Without compassion
I crawl through the realms unknown
And kneel to the goddess of the sad man
Inhale all mists from the shadows
And hide before the dawn
Face your mortal horror
You won't be reborn
Is he a proud man or just a fraud
Fooling himself with a losers talk
Punished to eternal vanity
It's thy destiny to cry for purity
You infidel slime
I grace insanity
Satisfy my agony
I know what my goddess needs
I bet there's something wrong
Inside my psycho creep
Fire burns within her eyes
Take me to the deadly ride
I remember how she was
When she choked on her own pride
Shining like moondust you will lies in trust
I know I can't reach you though our hearts burn with lust
we both try and try and I start to realize
your love is gonna linger as my life passes by
and so I ask you this question
I've got to know before the storm cries
Are you a Goddess from heaven
or maybe just a holocaust in my mind's eye
Sparkle like dew on a flower at dawn
that's the way you land on me and make me carry on
Gentle as the drizzle on my window pane
If I could only love you once I know I'd make you stay
and still I ask you this question
and babe I've got to know before the flame dies
Are you a Goddess from heaven
I squeeze my eyes
Pale blue and highlight
I wonder
I squeeze my eyes
Restrain Mr. Sandman
For I must love you anyway
I squeeze my eyes
I speak in tongues
I could never be the woman you want me to be
But it's so difficult ‘cause in my dreams
You do hold me
My sleeping isle
My mouth is too dry
But the sea too salty
For I must love you anyway
But please Morpheus
Take me in your arms
For I need to rest
Just to make the next day
Because tomorrow everything will be alright
I know you
You're out there
But do you really know who I am
Can you hear me if I scream
Can you recall me now
Can you tell pleasure from pain
Or is your love but a drug
Then ask me to follow that road again
You know.... I'd rather be dead
Now listen
Do you know the Goddess you pray to
An icon or is she for real
Do you know she favours her mistress
Do you know it's me
Our God is a blind one
Don't think that you'll be seen
Your gift is a heartache
But don't think it will bother me
Despair my pale angel
I'll lay you down to sleep
So that this world won't be frightening to thee
I'll show you what's hidden
Beneath the cross that I precede
It's not very different
But I'm trapped in this you see
Can you hear me if I scream
Bone I do. Lie and bleed. Loveshined dogs sick to feed.
Mama matrix most mysterious mind.
Driving the nails deeper into my prime.
I'm sucking the mine narrow idiot's head.
Into my belly I bury these dead.
Arms to the sky, loaded so high. Oh goddess shine. All in my...
Idol you, you idol me. Whose eyes are those bleeding free.
Out of my hole-maker, it ain't my time.
I become God in the octupi eye.
Tongue on the toad, blowing smoke in my face.
Right to my jaw, slap reptilian brain.
Mars help us through these times, surging forces oppress us
Eating away our thoughts and minds, thought thieves torment us
Now I plead for help from sky, time has come to fight
No more oppression, voice cries aggression
Oh me, why me, oh me, goddess
Hacking and smashing we're winning with help
The battle wears on, rebellion wins the day
Lives lost are lives saved, the law that keeps us going
Final capture, a surrender of defeat
Oh me, why me, oh me, goddess
Now I rule with power, they don't know of my prayers
Won the war for them, the truth hidden of my hour
Hand of debt sweeps goddesses pound of flesh
A sacrifice to thee but the person is me
Bone I do. Lie and bleed. Loveshined dogs sick to feed.
Mama matrix most mysterious mind.
Driving the nails deeper into my prime.
I'm sucking the mine narrow idiot's head.
Into my belly I bury these dead.
Arms to the sky, loaded so high. Oh goddess shine. All in my...
Idol you, you idol me. Whose eyes are those bleeding free.
Out of my hole-maker, it ain't my time.
I become God in the octupi eye.
Tongue on the toad, blowing smoke in my face.
Right to my jaw, slap reptilian brain.
Arms to the sky, Lord it's so high. Oh goddess shine. All in my...mind!
Verse 1:
When you're stressed
And feeling down
No one there to help you out
When someone did you wrong
Just be strong
(Look inside yourself, don't be afraid)
Beautiful in every way
No matter what they
Don't let them bring you down
You'll make it some how
No matter the situation
Chorus:
You're a goddess everyday
Every sunday through saturday
And a goddess girl you will stay
Though everything will be okay
Cause every price you pay,
Is a blessing on the way
So don't let your stars go grey
Wipe the tears from your eyes and say
You're a goddess in every way
Verse 2:
Now every star shines
In the sky at night
Not all this things you've been told
Not all glitters and gold
But you can make it work
Yeah, you can girl
(Keep on, keeping on and you will see a change)
It's a struggle everyday
Just wanna drift away
To another world and another place
Just break away
It'll be okay
Girl you're a goddess in every way
Chorus:
You're a goddess everyday
Every sunday through saturday
And a goddess girl you will stay
Though everything will be okay
Cause for every price you pay,
Is a blessing on the way
So don't let your stars go grey
Wipe the tears from your eyes and say
You're a goddess in every way
Verse 3:
You're a ten
Outside and in
You're the place
Where life begins
A diamond in the rough and
Beautiful and nurturing
And a goddess girl you'll stay
In every way
Chorus:
You're a goddess everyday
Every sunday through saturday
And a goddess girl you will stay
Though everything will be okay
Cause for every price you pay,
Is a blessing on the way
So don't let your stars go grey
Wipe the tears from your eyes and say
Love the lighting, would you lit a human torch eternal
If against the dark and gentle face I celebrate your sense of grace
Oh goddess, oh goddess
Love the life, would you start, I celebrate your open heart
Into a woman love is born, I celebrate your every form
Oh goddess, oh goddess
Hope you know what you mean to me
Hope you know what you mean to me
Anything you ll ever dream
Love the lighting, would you lit a human torch eternal
Oh goddess, oh goddess
Hope you know what you mean to me
Hope you know what you mean to me
Unity and liberty
This vanity, the moral of this, the science of a perfect kiss
Lost myself beyond the line, it s perfect, we re on the goddess side
Long before we multiply, eternal merging, day and night
Contemplating the rising, rising
Contemplating the rising, rising
Contemplating the rising
Eternal woman, eternal woman
Goddess unexpected revelations
There is something in my soul
Goddess unexpected revelations
Learn to breathe now through your eyes
Goddess disrespected invitations
I can't stop the dream of doors
Goddess disrespected invitations
Have you seen that goddess? It seems to me she walks on light
Have you seen that goddess? Her sex and love let everyone shine
Have you felt her fire? Feel her being, feel her mind
I have to find that goddess, to bring her my love, to light my fire
I have to find that goddess, and I wont fear no death nor life
I have to dig it deeper, Feel my 23 and she makes it twice
I get it on and set my head on fire, set it all right
I get it on and drown my heart in water, set it all right
I get it on and raise my body from the mud, set it all right
I get it on and wave my soul in the air, set it all right
Now I love my goddess and she loves me and its all right
Now I love my goddess, like a nut dog in the night
Dirty boy
Neon ibi munjeya
Naega miwodo mareun ttokbaro hae
Hanttaen michige saranghaenoko
Ijewaseo nal yokhal saenggakhajima
Haji mallaetji na gyeonggohaetjannni
Dwiro da deulliji
Nareul ssibeodaendan yaegi
Kkeutnasseumyeon kkaekkeutage
Kkeutnaeji kkeutkkaji jijijeobunhage
Dwitkkeut jangnyeolhaneungeon tto mwoni
What listen neon jeongmallo funny
Na ttaemune gallaseotdaneun
Neoui heossori
Jeokdanghi haera eonje pokbalhalji molla
Geureoni crub your mouth jebal nune ttuiji ma
It’s too late nal jom naebeoryeodullae
You’re so bad, yes you Dirty boy
It’s too late naege gwansimkkeojullae
You’re so mad, yes you Dirty boy
Saenggakhaebomyeon
Cham yeppeun gieokdeul
Amuri nappeuge heeojyeotdaedo
Ireomyeon andoejanha
Dirty boy
Neon ibi munjeya
Naega miwodo mareun ttokbaro hae
Hanttaen michige saranghaenoko
Ijewaseo nal yokhal saenggakhajima
Jiman kkaekkeutancheok
Joeda nae tasincheok
Heeojin iyuga modu da
Naega baramnaseo
Huh niga nal beoryeotdago
Nan geodeochayeotdago
Modu jojakdoen somune everyday crazy
Mareun ttokbaro hae nal bomyeo dasi hae
Eodi geu jallan ibeuro nae apeseo dasi hae
Chamneundaedo hangye nan keonteurori andoe
Myeochil deo dugobogesseo
Baby be careful
Saenggakhaebomyeon
Cham yeppeun gieokdeul
Amuri nappeuge heeojyeotdaedo
Ireomyeon andoejanha
Dirty boy
Neon ibi munjeya
Naega miwodo mareun ttokbaro hae
Hanttaen michige saranghaenoko
Ijewaseo nal yokhal saenggakhajima
Saenggakhaebomyeon
Cham yeppeun gieokdeul
Amuri nappeuge heeojyeotdaedo
Ireomyeon andoejanha
Dirty boy
Neon ibi munjeya
Naega miwodo mareun ttokbaro hae
Hanttaen michige saranghaenoko