Plot
They say a dog is a man's best friend. Well, in this outrageous comedy, Brandon 'Snack Bar' Lewis, puts that saying to the test when his dog's calamitous behavior leaves him on the verge of losing everything he holds dear. Dog on Shame features actor, writer and comedian Brandon 'Snack Bar' Lewis as the well meaning, but impulsive husband who suddenly finds himself in trouble with his job, his wife, Ryan, and even his dog, the family Boxer, Sydney. Follow Brandon, Ryan and Sydney through the ups and downs of life as they try to make it all work. Will this awkward three way relationship survive? Find out in Dog on Shame!
A mandrel ( /ˈmændrɨl/; also mandril or arbor) is one of the following:
An example of one type of mandrel is a shaped bar of metal inserted in, or next to, an item to be machined or bent in a certain pattern. Exhaust pipes in automobiles are frequently bent using a mandrel during manufacture. The mandrel allows the exhaust pipes to be bent into smooth curves without undesirable creasing, kinking, or collapsing. Molten glass may be shaped in this way as well. Another example of this type of mandrel is found in jewelry manufacturing, where ring and bracelet mandrels are used to shape metal into a desired size and shape, using a tiny hammer to beat the metal against the mandrel.
Another type of mandrel is the clamp that a lathe uses to hold pieces of wood, metal or plastic to be machined as they are turned. In this way, rods can be threaded, furniture legs are turned to have beautiful patterns, and irregularly-shaped objects can be given a cylindrical or round shape. There are several types of mandrels used with lathes. An expanding mandrel is slightly tapered with a tapered wedge that will expand to hold the item. Other commercial mandrels are very slightly tapered and the hollow object slides down the taper until it 'sticks'. The shop-made mandrel shown in the photo is designed to clamp a hollow tube or gear between the two tapered plugs. There is nothing about such a mandrel that can't be made right on the lathe on which it is to be used so it is not uncommon for machinists to make a mandrel to hold a particular item, and then set the mandrel aside hoping to use it again some day. Mandrels of this type are usually set in the lathe on centers and turned with a lathe dog.
Last year I saw her in the bakershop nextdoor
she looked into my eyes next moment I went to the floor
she took me home with her and there she grapped into my pants
she is nearly 44 and she took my innocence!
I love her like she is and she is not so young
her hair is gettin' grey - she must be older than my mom
people say I'm pervert and she belong in jail
but I don't really mind - I love her anyway
Since that day I see her ev'ry week and have so much fun
by playing games with her I never thought existed under the sun
she's my riding-teacher - I feel like I'm in paradise
I saw her at the beach she was lying next to me
and she was wearing nothing - a good decision I agree
I think it were her eyes and the way she moved her body
that when she turned to me in my pants began a party
Diggin' in the sand I try to hide what had happened in my pants
and in my head the only question: How to calm down my erection?
What's up with my erection?
To change my thoughts I was thinkin' of the book I read
I thought that was a good idea to get the blood back in my head
but the description of the hills remind' me of the girl ahead
And when she asked me to play games with her I felt my pants turn wet
Every holiday I come here for vacation
cause I like the people and the location
Beautiful girls are having a party -
they wear nice summercloths and shake their bodies
When we are lying here staring at the sun
We don't have any money but we have a lot of fun
Instead of staying home where life can be so cruel
Baby me and you we are just dancin' by the pool
I asked my parents to send me money.
At home it's raining-I think that's funny
Cause here it's hot and we are at the beach again.
I take a bath and then I'll burn my skin
When we are lying here staring at the moon
we're looking at each other and we know what'll happen soon...
Now I'm back home again and everything is boring
I should be there again I should be scoring
And I swear to myself that one day I will move there
'Cause here it is rainin' and there is no pool anywhere!
Lying in my room I'm thinkin' of this time
Black letters on a yellow sign
I used to be a part of it but now i guess for me it´s time
To leave behind this tragedy
My hometown and my history my nightmare and my misery
Balls of fire all around
I would watch it burn down
Eighteen years are long enough
To everyone I never asked to know:
I´ll pack my things and go and
Leave behind this tragedy
My hometown and my history my nightmare and my misery
Even if my car broke down
I would find my way out
Balls of fire all around
I would watch it burn down
I crossed the point of no return
Only forward there´s no back a lesson that i´d like to learn and
Leave behind this tragedy
My hometown and my history my nightmare in my misery
Even if my car broke down
I would find my way out
Balls of fire all around
I would watch it burn down
To everyone I used to know:
I bat we´ll never meet again so thanks for nothing join the show
Even if my car broke down I
Would find my way out
Balls of fire all around
Hand in hand and side by side we walked together day and night
'had times of fun and times of pain but what is left is cold cold rain
I'm walkin' through the rain again since you're not by my side/by my side [2x]
Our relation was very special we saved each other from depression
Now since you left I try and try but I don't manage reaching my home dry
You took my umbrella away now I'm gettin' wet everyday
Everywhere you go - I will follow you
and if you start to run - I'll start running, too
(your heart is my heart and my arm is your arm)
side by side we'll walk through our life
Stuck, stuck, stuck together - we are stuck together [2x]
We are siamesed, we are siamesed, we are siamesed - oh we are stuck together! [2x]
When we are playing tennis - we always playing double
and if you break your neck/leg - I'm gonna be in trouble
I completely know your past and I'm sure that you know mine
Hey Boys and GIRLS
Aufgepasst! Ihr wollt mich treffen?
Ich euch auch!
Ruft mich einfach unter: 01799697437 an!
Sollte ich mal nicht erreichbar sein,
quatscht mir doch einfach auf die Mailbox!
Ich freu mich auf euch!
[2x]
Max Power! Max Power!
I wish Max Power ruled the world.
Ich erzähl euch die Geschichte von 'nem Helden, den ihr kennt.
Er ist nicht nur irgend jemand.
Er ist einer aus der Band!
[2x]
Max Power! Max Power!
I wish Max Power ruled the world.
Er ist die Stimme der Stimmlosen.
Er gibt gern' sein letztes Hemd.
Er ist lingual gebildet, keine Sprach ist ihm fremd!
[4x]
Max Power! Max Power!
I wish Max Power ruled the world.
(Dies ist eine Durchsage: Macht das ihr hier rauskommt)
Max Power! Max Power!
I wish Max Power ruled the world.
Max Power! Max Power!
I wish Max Power ruled the, Power ruled the, Power ruled the world.
Also denkt dran: 01799697437
All my life I tried to be a boy - quite popular with girls
I bought them flowers bought them sweeties - and gave them compliments
But as I'm ugly I've got problems gettin' girls into my room
When I watch them I touch them - they scream and run away
So I decided t'have some pleasure lying lonely in my room
I get my clothes off touch my penis and feel the gluey stuff
When I'm lonely I'm used to masturbate a lot!
Masturbation, hell masturbation saved my life!
Now I'm 60 on retirement and my hand's still my best friend
I still remember the first time when I met you in a pub
we had some drinks and fooled around until the lights turned out.
I took your hand and we went home where we quickly went to bed
but as your husband was my boss - now I'm unemployed
I can't take my hands off you even though I know I should
get myself out of your life - it would be better for my health
Than I met you at a party with your husband by your side
as he went out I took my chance and we went to the greens
lying naked on your backseats your husband came around
he kicked my face and broke my arms and than he burned my car
Now I'm here in hospital with you between my legs
...lickin' at my sausage...
thinking 'bout my future I can't see that much
I saw her at the beach she was lying next to me
and she was wearing nothing - a good decision I agree
I think it were her eyes and the way she moved her body
that when she turned to me in my pants began a party
Diggin' in the sand I try to hide what had happened in my pants
and in my head the only question: How to calm down my erection?
What's up with my erection?
To change my thoughts I was thinkin' of the book I read
I thought that was a good idea to get the blood back in my head
but the description of the hills remind' me of the girl ahead
And when she asked me to play games with her I felt my pants turn wet
Do do do do do do dooo
Do do do do do do dooo
You built you a house of wood, yeah
A wood house, yeah, where love once stood
Though the time you spent together was very short
Then like a giant hand came gale winds
From the north, yeah
And just blew your house away
And left your skies a gray
As you thought of yesterday, yeah
Gone, gone, house of wood, yeah Lord
So you built you a house of stone
You know it tore ya and scarred your bones
You can't help be overwhelmed with joy
'Cause once again, once again you saw life
Through the eyes of a baby boy
Until the one night rain began
Turned your little stone house to sand
There you stood, there you stood all alone, yeah
Gone, gone, house of stone, ohh, yeah
Sometimes I think I know you, how you feel
So they built you a box of wood
And planted it deep where love once stood
Though the wind and rain still blowin' hard
You won't mind 'cause you feel no pain at all, yeah
Though you see the sun no more
You have rest in peace for sure
As I kinda close the door, yeah
To your good, good, yeah, good
(Good box of wood)
Box a wood
Now, now a house of wood
Grandpa, grandpa
(Good, good box of wood)
Ain't no need to worry, yeah
I hear the chariots
Swingin' over, yeah
Here they come
(Good, good box of wood)
(Good box of wood)
Hey, got your [Incomprehensible]
But it's not what you say
It's what you do
Huh, yeah
Log on
Tellin' folks do it softly
Long steady do
If I know you do
Turn on your fear like a slowman
Not what you think
It's what you feel
About a time we go to be there
Don't think you feel
If it's not for real
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Rocket do
Said you want some
Not what you want
It's what you give
Get what you want, yeah
[Incomprehensible]
Oh , [Incomprehensible]
Echoes in my mind, ringing through a space in time
Ain't no sleeping (yeahhhh)
Such a mellow song, can't help but sing along
Notes keep falling
Layin' awake, in the heat tonight
Think im gonna' up and out the light (yeahhh)
Cause when the rooster crows, everybody up and goes
And I'm still sleepin'
It never stops, it just keep on comin'
When the beat starts gettin' hot
Everybody starts a dancin' (dancin')
Echoes in my mind
Music all the time
Just keep on comin'
Music all the time
Everybody starts a dancin'
Echoes in my mind, ringing through a space in time
Ain't no sleeping (yeahhh)
Such a mellow song, can't help but sing along
Notes keep falling
Layin' awake, in the heat tonight
Think I better up and out the light (yeahhh)
Cause when the rooster crows, everybody up and goes
And I'm still sleepin'
And it never stops, it just keep on comin'
When the beat starts gettin' hot
Everybody starts a dancin' (dancin', dancin')
Echoes in my mind
Music all the time
When the beat starts gettin' hot
When the beat starts gettin' hot
Echoes in my mind, ringing through a space in time
Ain't no sleeping (yeahhhh)
Such a mellow song, can't help but sing along
Notes keep falling
Layin' awake, in the heat tonight
Think im gonna' up and out the light (yeahhh)
Cause when the rooster crows, everybody up and goes
And I'm still sleepin'
It never stops, it just keep on comin'
When the beat starts gettin' hot
Everybody starts a dancin' (dancin')
Echoes in my mind
Music all the time
Just keep on comin'
Music all the time
Everybody starts a dancin'
Echoes in my mind, ringing through a space in time
Ain't no sleeping (yeahhh)
Such a mellow song, can't help but sing along
Notes keep falling
Layin' awake, in the heat tonight
Think I better up and out the light (yeahhh)
Cause when the rooster crows, everybody up and goes
And I'm still sleepin'
And it never stops, it just keep on comin'
When the beat starts gettin' hot
Everybody starts a dancin' (dancin', dancin')
Echoes in my mind
Music all the time
When the beat starts gettin' hot
When the beat starts gettin' hot
People fighting for a dollar.
The proof in the street.
Sister, brother. Hustling other.
Trying to make ends meet.
Got to loose, better hang loose.
Got to loose, better hang loose.
Yea!
Everybody trying to be somebody.
Ain't no doubt!
Ever since this world of ours began
Man's been killing off his fellow man yeah
Cursing and swearing and threatening the other side
As he waves flags and symbols saying 'Peace to all mankind'
Lord, the air is foul with the smell of hypocrisy
As bloody armies scream screams for victory
Lying there in the mire is a mama and child
Their anguished cries trampled by boots on either side.
Now with bloodshot eyes we look out beyond earth's gate
Seeking new planets to plant seeds of hate yeah
Progress, it's said, makes for a softer bed mmm..
But no one will lie easy if everyone lies dead
Now it's time, I think, and I think you'll agree oh
To love thy neighbor and set all men free
So take the shackles from the wings of the dying dove
And permit her to fly away to peace and love yeah
Spoken:
As I lay in death-like in the path of war,
my eyes chanced to open and there,
far above the waste land, a solitary blood-stained bird,
strained to make the heavens.
"Sanctuary, sanctuary" I thought she cried.
As the weeping clouds looked down upon her,
a rainbow came to guide her.
The heavens did receive her
as all souls rejoiced.