The Longest Yard (2005)

Actors

• Steven Alford (actor)
• Kon Artis (actor)
• Steve Austin (actor)
• Dalton Baker (actor)
• P.J. Barberino (actor)
• Nicolas Barclift (actor)
• Richard Barela (actor)
• Joey Batten (actor)
• Brett Bech (actor)
• Chris Berman (actor)
• Bizarre (actor)
• Brian Bosworth (actor)
• Big Boy (actor)
• Patrick Bristow (actor)
• Terry Alan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime
• Sport

Taglines:

It was hard to put a team together... until they found out who they were playing.
If you can't get out, get even
It's time to even the score
Hit hard or go home.

Quotes:

Cheeseburger Eddy: It ain't easy being cheesy!

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Huddle up! Look, I'm sure you already know this, but I've never said it out loud. I *did* throw that game. I did it. I was in a bad way with some worse people. After I did it, I felt so shitty, I wish I would have just let them kill me instead. Now the warden wants to pin Caretaker's murder on me if I don't throw *this* game. So it looks like I'm going to get to know you guys a lot better because I aint doing that twice in a lifetime. We got a little time left. We can still do this. I'm begging you. Put your hands in here. Ok, thank you. Who are we?::[Team shouts, "Mean Machine!", and takes the field]::Turley: I'm glad you're back. Now I don't have to stab you.

[after Crewe decides to come back to the game]::Turley: I'm glad you're back, now I don't have to stab you.

Caretaker: Look in your toilet, I left you a surprise.::Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: You took a shit in my toilet?::Caretaker: No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.

[last lines]::Deacon Moss: [Deacon and Battle pour Gatorade on Warden Hazen] Good game, sir!::Warden Hazen: That's a week in the hotbox!::Joey Battle: Who gives a shit!

Deacon Moss: This is baby-back bullshit!

[after inmates score touchdown on trick play]::Guard Lambert: Is that legal?::Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Yes, it is.::Guard Lambert: Is that a touchdown?::Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Yes, it is.::Guard Lambert: Oh, goddamn it!

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [after being pulled over by cops] Hey, you can finish that one... I've got five more. Take care guys.

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [to the short cop] Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo, don't get short with me.

Big Ears Cop: ...shit happens.::Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Shit does happen. I mean, look what happened to your ears.

The Notorious Bettie Page (2005)

Actors

• Chris Bauer (actor)
• Delancey Birzin (actor)
• John Boyd (actor)
• Michael Boydston-White (actor)
• David Call (actor)
• Geoffrey Cantor (actor)
• Kevin Carroll (actor)
• Max Casella (actor)
• Alejandro Chabán (actor)
• John Cullum (actor)
• Andres De Oliveira (actor)
• Jaymie Dornan (actor)
• Teddy Eck (actor)
• Michael Gaston (actor)
• Greg Ainsworth (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama

Taglines:

The Pin-Up Sensation That Shocked The Nation.
Show Some Restraint.
Good Girl. Bad Girl. Sinner. Saint. Who is. . .

Quotes:

[Bettie reacts angrily when John sings a ribald song during a bondage photo shoot]::John Willie: What's the matter, Bettie?::[John pulls the gag from Bettie's mouth]::Bettie Page: It's your language, Mr. Willie.::John Willie: Oh, it's just an old army ditty to help keep our spirits up while fighting the beastly Hun. Do you approve?::Bettie Page: I believe in Jesus.

[for her photo shoot, Bettie is tied up wearing slinky lingerie]::John Willie: Do you mind if I ask you a question, Bettie? What do you think Jesus would think about what you're doing now?::Bettie Page: Well, Mr. Willie, I've thought about this quite a lot and I'm not really sure if I know anymore. I think God has given us some kind of talent and he wants us to use it. That's why he gives it to us.

Bettie Page: God gave me the talent to pose for pictures and it seems to make people happy. That can't be a bad thing, can it?::John Willie: Not to me it's not, but what does God think?

Bettie Page: I'm not ashamed. Adam and Eve were naked in the Garden of Eden, weren't they? When they sinned, they put on clothes.

My Chauffeur (1986)

Actors

• Matthew Causey (actor)
• Vance Colvig Jr. (actor)
• Leland Crooke (actor)
• Jim Cushinery (actor)
• Nick DeMauro (actor)
• David Donham (actor)
• Carmen Filpi (actor)
• Stan Foster (actor)
• Rick Garia (actor)
• Julius Harris (actor)
• Howard Hesseman (actor)
• Daniel Hirsch (actor)
• Jim Holmes (actor)
• Mark Holton (actor)
• Stanley Brock (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

He fell in love with the help... Beverly Hills will never be the same.
He broke the first commandment of the rich and famous. He fell in love with the help.

Quotes:

Catfight: Jesus jumpin' Christ. Look.::Bimbo: What?::Catfight: A blue woman with a blue dog.::Beebop: No.::Catfight: Yes.::Boom Boom: She ain't blue.::Catfight: Her hair's blue.::Beebop: That counts.::Catfight: Dog's blue.::Bimbo: That's 20,000 points.::Boom Boom: Gotta get her underwear.::Catfight: I'll get 'em. [growls]

Casey: [Southern Belle Accent] My, my, it's hot. But thank God it's not sticky. I just hate it when it's sticky. Listen to silly me. A sticky desert. That's as foolish as a... an intelligent woman. How ridiculous. What nonsense. God, I miss Tara.

McBride: What are you doing?::Casey: I came for a job.::McBride: This is Brentwood Limousines Ltd.::Casey: I know, I came to be a driver. [the elder driver is getting visibly excited]::McBride: Madame, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer.

McBride: Giles.::Giles: Yes, sir.::McBride: Get her a uniform::Casey: [Chasing after Giles] Hey, slow down. What's your problem? Where ya goin', Babe? It is "Babe", isn't it?

Giles: You used to be a school bus driver and now you want to drive limousines?::Casey: Woo - Baby.

Bone: Okay ladies, it's time for the GRATUITOUS NUDITY! You supply the nudity, and we supply the gratuity.

McBride: You're deluded.::Casey: [gasps] I've never had a 'lude in my life.

Casey: Have you ever tried to give a dog an Alka-Seltzer?

Jenkins: A woman is a horrible goddamned thing to have around.

O'Brien: Damn it, man, what are you so hot and bothered about? Afraid she'll open her jacket and flash her titties at you? You couldn't handle that, could you?::Jenkins: I've seen enough titties in my time.::Moses: I haven't.::Fourth Chauffeur: Been a hundred years since I seen a good titty.::Moses: No such thing as a bad titty.::Jenkins: Goddamn it. There now. That's my point. The little bimbo hasn't been here an hour and all you hormone graveyards can talk about is nipples.::Moses: Didn't mention nipples.::Fourth Chauffeur: We was speaking of the titty as a whole.

The Man Who Played God (1932)

Actors

• George Arliss (actor)
• Wade Boteler (actor)
• Donald Cook (actor)
• Charles E. Evans (actor)
• Eddie Graham (actor)
• Russell Hopton (actor)
• Fred Howard (actor)
• Alexander Ikonnikov (actor)
• William Janney (actor)
• Murray Kinnell (actor)
• André Luguet (actor)
• Ray Milland (actor)
• Paul Panzer (actor)
• Paul Porcasi (actor)
• Oscar Apfel (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Romance

Taglines:

'A Modern Drama From Real Life'

The Man Who Played God (1922)

Actors

• George Arliss (actor)
• Mickey Bennett (actor)
• Edward Earle (actor)
• Pierre Gendron (actor)
• Ivan F. Simpson (actor)
• John D. Walsh (actor)
• Mary Astor (actress)
• Miriam Battista (actress)
• Ann Forrest (actress)
• Margaret Seddon (actress)
• Effie Shannon (actress)
• Jules Eckert Goodman (writer)
• Forrest Halsey (writer)
• Gouverneur Morris (writer)
• F. Harmon Weight (director)

Genres

• Drama