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TV series about the life of Brendon Small, an eight-year-old visionary who, using his friends Jason and Melissa as actors, have managed to direct over a thousand homemade films. His parents are divorced, but it doesn't feel strange since so many other kids' parents are divorced. His friend Jason actually feels upset because his parents are still together. At school, he is taught soccer by his coach John McGirk, or as he calls him, "that weird Irish guy".

Cast

• Brendon Small
• H. Jon Benjamin
• Melissa Bardin Galsky
• Ron Lynch
• Janine Ditullio
• Sam Seder
• Louis C.K.
• Bill Braudis
• Andy Kindler
• Jonathan Katz
• Paula Poundstone

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Get Away from My Mom
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• Episode 2: I Don't Do Well in Parent-Teacher Conferences
  USA...
• Episode 3: The Art of the Sucker Punch
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• Episode 4: Brendon Gets Rabies
  Jason: [reflecting on a dead cat] I guess what I learned from all this is that the search is the mos...
• Episode 5: Yoko
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• Episode 6: Director's Cut
  [Brendon and Coach McGuirk are watching the popular new assistant coach, Drew, run the kids' soccer ...
• Episode 7: It Was Supposed to Be Funny
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• Episode 8: Method of Acting
  USA...
• Episode 9: Life Through a Fisheye Lens
  USA...
• Episode 10: School Nurse
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• Episode 11: Mortgages & Marbles
  USA...
• Episode 12: Law and Boarder
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• Episode 13: Brendon's Choice
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• Season 2
• Episode 1: Politics
  Brendon Small: Mom, I know you're proud of your flowers and all, but can't we just move them to the ...
• Episode 2: Identifying a Body
  Brendon's class is sent out to collect money for a walkathon to benefit the homeless. Meanwhile, Coa...
• Episode 3: Hiatus
  Arnold Lindenson: [plastered on a box of wine] Now LOOK at you. What an adorably PERFECT little youn...
• Episode 4: Business & Pleasure
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• Episode 5: The Party
  Coach McGuirk: [reading Fenton's birthday invite] "Jolly jeepers / Ain't it great? / Fenton Mulley's...
• Episode 6: Impressions
  Coach John McGuirk: Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women... or the government... or yo...
• Episode 7: Dad
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• Episode 8: Therapy
  Paula Small: I don't think you're "melon-chested," Brendon.::Brendon Small: Well, maybe "melon-chest...
• Episode 9: Class Trip
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• Episode 10: History
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• Episode 11: Writer's Block
  Brendan, suffering from writer's block, becomes increasingly anxious as the school Writer's Fair nea...
• Episode 12: Pizza Club
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• Episode 13: The Wedding
  USA...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Shore Leave
  USA...
• Episode 2: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
  USA...
• Episode 3: Bad Influences
  USA...
• Episode 4: Improving Your Life Through Improv
  USA...
• Episode 5: Four's Company
  USA...
• Episode 6: Renaissance
  USA...
• Episode 7: My Cheatin' Heart
  Brendon is forced to take up golf after his father pressures him into playing a father-son round wit...
• Episode 8: Guitarmageddon
  USA...
• Episode 9: Storm Warning
  McGuirk tries to convince Paula to pose as his fiancée while his sister is visiting. Meanwhile, the...
• Episode 10: Time to Pay the Price
  Brendon, Jason and Melissa get in BIG trouble at school and are forced to attend a "scared straight"...
• Episode 11: Broken Dreams
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• Episode 12: Stowaway
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• Episode 13: Coffins and Cradles
  Brendon: [Shaking with anger] Knock! Knock!::Linda: [In labor, screaming] Who's there?::Brendon: Fuc...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Camp
  Brendon, Jason and Melissa attend Camp Campingston Falls for the summer, home to stifling heat and c...
• Episode 2: Bye, Bye Greasy
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• Episode 3: The Heart Smashers
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• Episode 4: Everybody's Entitled to My Opinion
  USA...
• Episode 5: The Wizard's Baker
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• Episode 6: Psycho-Delicate
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• Episode 7: Curses
  Coach McGuirk: Look, I'm beginning to not want to go out with you, so I suggest you turn this around...
• Episode 8: Honkey Magoo
  Brendon: Look at him out there; everybody else abandoned him. Everybody! Melissa, Jason, nobody care...
• Episode 9: Those Bitches Tried to Cheat Me
  Cheating-- McGuirk's got to pass his driving exam. Fat chance. He coerces Melissa into helping him; ...
• Episode 10: Cho & Amy Lee
  Coach McGuirk: [showing Brendon his Scottish highland dancing past in a photo album] That was me whe...
• Episode 11: Definite Possible Murder
  Brendon: That guy killed his wife!::Melissa Robbins: Brendon, we dont even have any proof.::Brendon:...
• Episode 12: Temporary Blindness
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• Episode 13: Focus Grill
  After the Brendon, Jason and Melissa's latest movie is berated in a focus group, the kids begin wond...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Home Movies - Camber
• Home Movies - Vena Amori

like faded photos. home movies in your head. their theme
of self-defeating. with insides peeling. a spineless mass
without a shell. to have always known this feeling well.
the more you want it. the more you slip away. this theme
of quick retreating. with insides screaming. through
sleepless nights an endless hell. to have always known
this feeling. still so self-aware. while you fight for
some light through the gloom. the boy is still there.
alone on his bed in his room. just laugh at yourself.
with thoughts this would somehow be. so damn easy. to
have been down there. and remained sane. to choke for
some air. and drown in rain. to have always been down

Come on honey, just grab your purse
To the car we'll sing La, La, La.
If you want a new dolly, just pick it ouy.
Put it in the shopping cart
Let's go find a pretty dress. Try it on, but make it red
Make it bloody red
I think i want a magazine. No, scrath that make it kerosene.
These old memories, the pictures of you kill me
This might be love, but then again this might be murder
You had a good head on your shoulders.
Now whos laughing Ha, Ha, Ha I laughed and i cried, but in the end I still. pride my life from your cold dead hands.
As of now it begins, downstiars with all the eight-legged creatures.
Come on! Come all! Watch the cob-webs.
Don't scream. Ha, Ha, Ha the top of your lungs.
In the darkness, we'll watch home movies on that wall.
Oh the memories... Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
I could tell you why she died, but you wouldn't beileve me
I live on the fame from the dead, but I mean no harm. This may be murder. This maybe be love... or this might be murder.
Kill the lights.
Roll the nightmare.
Wrap them up and say goodbye.
You told me that you cared, but i still can hear you screaming.
I must be dead or dreaming.