Simple Superstar (2013)

Actors

• Bruxy Cavey (actor)
• Jeyapal (actor)
• Zaid Khan (actor)
• Jennifer Neecia (actor)
• Arjun Pai (actor)
• Colonel Prasad (actor)
• Naveen Richard (actor)
• Wilbur Sargunaraj (actor)
• Zoheb Shah (actor)
• Sathish Shanmugam (actor)
• Suha Deeb (actress)
• Wilbur Sargunaraj (producer)
• Robert Stephens (producer)
• Jared Funk (writer)
• Wilbur Sargunaraj (writer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Music
• Musical

Taglines:

Make the common extraordinary
This isn't Bollywood, it's Wilburwood - and it's an India you've never seen before!

I Am Bob (2007)

Actors

• Ronnie Beharry (actor)
• Ian Beyts (actor)
• Steve Bick (actor)
• Ron Burrage (actor)
• Adam Chetwood (actor)
• Brian Conley (actor)
• Trevor Cooper (actor)
• Gareth Corke (actor)
• Calvin Cowen (actor)
• Robert Dearle (actor)
• Pete Dunwell (actor)
• Steve Elson (actor)
• Bob Geldof (actor)
• Alistair Hamer (actor)
• David Bamber (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

Sir. Saint. Sinner.

Epic Movie (2007)

Actors

• Philip Albuquerque (actor)
• George Alvarez (actor)
• Darko Belgrade (actor)
• Roscoe Lee Browne (actor)
• Jaime Burgos III (actor)
• Anwar Burton (actor)
• Adam Campbell (actor)
• David Carradine (actor)
• David J. Catching (actor)
• Ronald Lee Clark (actor)
• Tony Cox (actor)
• Jareb Dauplaise (actor)
• Frankie DeMiranda (actor)
• Tyce Diorio (actor)
• Yousef Abu-Taleb (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy

Taglines:

The mother of all spoofs
From 2 of the 6 writers of "Scary Movie"
We Know It's Big. We Measured.
Opening Wide, January 26

Quotes:

Peter: [while urinating in the snow] Look! Nicole Richie! [camera shows a stick figure with hair]

White Bitch: Behold, my white castle.::[she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]::Edward: White Castle? I feel like I've been there before.

Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?

Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!

[as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled]::Edward: Whoa, Stifler's mom!

Lucy: Holy shit, a talking beaver!

Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?::Edward: Uh-huh.::Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!::Willy: That's actually the sewer line.

Lucy: [Reading a hidden message on a painting] "So lame the hair of Tom"::[Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"]::Lucy: Wait. "Lame." "Lame" is a - "Lame" is a seven-letter word.

Peter: [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...::Captain Jack Swallows: [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch] [In the distance] Take that, Bitch!::Peter: [pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.

Queer Duck: The Movie (2006)

Actors

• Jeff Bennett (actor)
• Jim J. Bullock (actor)
• Kevin Chamberlin (actor)
• Chris Cox (actor)
• Tim Curry (actor)
• Andy Dick (actor)
• Andy Dick (actor)
• David Duchovny (actor)
• Mark Hamill (actor)
• Howard Hoffman (actor)
• Nick Jameson (actor)
• Maurice LaMarche (actor)
• Maurice LaMarche (actor)
• Maurice LaMarche (actor)
• Jeff Bennett (actor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy

Taglines:

He can't even fly straight!

Quotes:

Queer Duck: Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey.::Queer Duck: It's just rum.

Queer Duck: [in a dream sequence about when they're old and still together] Openly Gator. Where the hell is my dinner?::Openly Gator: Oh, here!::Queer Duck: [screams when he sees a dead rat on the plate] Why do we keep ordering from that Thai place?

Queer Duck: We have an awful future ahead of us.::Openly Gator: What are you saying? Have you met someone else?::Queer Duck: No! No, no, no, no, no!::Lola Buzzard: [suddenly grabs him and pulls his head to her chest] Darling!::Queer Duck: Well, kind of.

Queer Duck: [tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots.::Reverend Vandergelding: [flattered] aww, you!

Reverend Vandergelding: [after forcing Queer Duck to drink a potion that will turn him straight] Could it be? What do you think of Cameron Diaz?::Queer Duck: [in a masculine voice] She's hot.::Reverend Vandergelding: Camryn Manheim?::Queer Duck: She's hot.::Reverend Vandergelding: Sister Wendy? [shows a picture of an ugly old nun]::Queer Duck: [scratches his chin] I'd do her.::Reverend Vandergelding: SUCCESS!

Reverend Vandergelding: So, how did you finally tell them you were gay?::Queer Duck: Oh, well, that's an interesting story. It all goes back to those crazy, turbulent, fabulous seventies... [music starts]::Reverend Vandergelding: Wait a minute... [music stops] Is this going to be a musical number? I'm mean, what is it with you people and musical numbers?::Queer Duck: Just sit back and enjoy it!

Lola Buzzard: [after getting a Jellyfish off her] What do you think of my new look?::Queer Duck: You look like The Joker.::Lola Buzzard: I was going for it. Quick, say something to make me frown again.::Queer Duck: Bush is running for a third term.::Lola Buzzard: Christ! The country's ruined.

Openly Gator: We need some sort of superpowers to help save Queer Duck. Do you guys have any?::Rosie O'Donnell: I can honestly say I haven't.::Openly Gator: Me neither.::Bi-Polar Bear: I have one. I can crack a walnut with my butt.::[both Openly Gator and Oscar Wildcat are left speechless, so is Peccary]

Openly Gator: You can't change who you are!::Queer Duck: Well, sometimes I wish I could. Don't you?::Openly Gator: No. I am a gay man, like my father and his father before him. Now get some sleep.

Queer Duck: [while being forced to drink a potion] No, stop! Tastes like Snapple! God, I wish I had my gag reflex back!

Illegal Aliens Attack! (2005)

Actors

• Peter Bernardino (actor)
• Dave Bollinger (actor)
• Martin Crownover (actor)
• Ken Hughes (actor)
• Jason Long (actor)
• David Milam (actor)
• Ivan Osredkar (actor)
• Anthony Shafer (actor)
• Katie Martin (actress)
• Louise Stark (actress)
• Geri Zieker (actress)
• Jason Long (producer)
• Anthony Shafer (producer)
• Jason Long (writer)
• Anthony Shafer (writer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

California's driver's license loophole... just got bigger!
Roswell the Vote!

Man in the Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004)

Actors

• Marty Antonini (actor)
• Fernando Arbelaez (actor)
• Tom Carey (actor)
• Ron Carothers (actor)
• Eugene Clark (actor)
• Brian Copping (actor)
• Cedric De Souza (actor)
• Hugh Delaney (actor)
• Talon Dunbar (actor)
• Greg Farkas (actor)
• Brennan Gademans (actor)
• Jason Griffith (actor)
• Stephen Hair (actor)
• David Joseph (actor)
• Flex Alexander (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• Music

Quotes:

Michael Jackson: [Having just dangled his baby out the window] I just wanted to share Blanket with the World.

The Michael Jackson Show (2004)

Actors

• Erick Diaz (actor)
• Darius Vick (actor)
• Calvin L. Fowler (producer)
• Erick Diaz (writer)
• Calvin L. Fowler (writer)
• Darius Vick (writer)
• Calvin L. Fowler (director)
• Calvin L. Fowler (editor)

Genres

• Fantasy
• Short

Jolly: A Life (1995)

Actors

• Ronnie Beharry (actor)
• Paul Coia (actor)
• Brian Cowan (actor)
• Tommy Flanagan (actor)
• Rikki Fulton (actor)
• Stewart McLean (actor)
• Donald McLeary (actor)
• Ally McLeod (actor)
• Steven McNicoll (actor)
• Gavin Mitchell (actor)
• Brian Reid (actor)
• Simon Scott (actor)
• John Stahl (actor)
• Ginni Barlow (actress)
• Juliet Cadzow (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

The Jacksons: An American Dream (1992)

Actors

• Rene Beard (actor)
• Alex Burrall (actor)
• Timothy Butts (actor)
• Jimmy Castor (actor)
• Terry Coleman (actor)
• Wylie Draper (actor)
• Shakiem Evans (actor)
• Grady Harrell (actor)
• Finis Henderson III (actor)
• Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs (actor)
• Terrence Howard (actor)
• John W. Iwanonkiw (actor)
• Jermaine Jackson II (actor)
• Anthony W. Johnson (actor)
• Tony Amen (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• Music

Taglines:

There's fame...there's fortune...and then there's family. Sometimes it's hard to choose.

Quotes:

Joseph Jackson: Black Beatles, that's what they call 'em! Black Beatles!

Michael Jackson: Berry once told me a song has to tell a story. I've got a million stories in my head. I can't sleep just thinking about them, and I want to sing them. I'm filled up with music. I just want it to come out.::Katherine Jackson: And it will, because there's no stopping it.

Marlon: You know, I'm sick of this- promotional tours. When do we get to perform again?::Jackie: Hey, man, ask Michael.::Marlon: Yeah, sure. "Ask Michael." Who ever sees Michael?::Jackie: You need an appointment to see your own little brother.

Michael Jackson: We're embarking on this tour for many reasons, but mainly because of our mother. Our father, too, for the dream that they had... an American dream... that started a long, long time ago, when our ancestors came here... slaves... oppressed people... beaten down, beaten up... You know, we've come a long, long way from 2300 Jackson Street, when my brothers and I used to long for a color T.V. We weren't beaten down by poverty, and we're not going to be beaten down by fame, either. 'Cause this is what it's all about. This tour is a celebration. It's a victory.

Joseph Jackson: You know, Berry Gordy's not gonna be satisfied until he has one of my boys calling him "Daddy".

Katherine Jackson: She never should've given the microphone to Michael. She may never get it back!

Michael Jackson: Tell them I liked riding in the ambulance. It was wild with the sirens wailing.

Jackie: Hey, Jermaine, why don't you help out the brothers? Talk to Berry. He is your father-in-law.::Jermaine: Look, father-in-law is one thing, group is another. Anyway. we got a winning combination. A seven-year run of hits.::Marlon: Got no more hits.::Jermaine: We'll get it back, man. I'm not running to my father-in-law every time someone's got a complaint. You wanna talk to him, talk to him.::Jackie: I wanna talk to him, but he ain't gonna wanna listen.

Jermaine Jackson: They ripped off my medallion!::Jackie: Hey, I kind of like the whole thing.

Suzanne de Passe: How about a giant chocolate candy bar? You can eat it on the plane.::Michael Jackson: No.::Jermaine: Michael! You never turn down candy.::Michael Jackson: Please don't make me go on that plane. I'm scared. I don't want to go on anymore planes ever. Ever!

The Jacksons: An American Dream (1992)

Actors

• Rene Beard (actor)
• Alex Burrall (actor)
• Timothy Butts (actor)
• Jimmy Castor (actor)
• Terry Coleman (actor)
• Wylie Draper (actor)
• Shakiem Evans (actor)
• Grady Harrell (actor)
• Finis Henderson III (actor)
• Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs (actor)
• Terrence Howard (actor)
• John W. Iwanonkiw (actor)
• Jermaine Jackson II (actor)
• Anthony W. Johnson (actor)
• Tony Amen (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• Music

Taglines:

There's fame...there's fortune...and then there's family. Sometimes it's hard to choose.

Quotes:

Joseph Jackson: Black Beatles, that's what they call 'em! Black Beatles!

Michael Jackson: Berry once told me a song has to tell a story. I've got a million stories in my head. I can't sleep just thinking about them, and I want to sing them. I'm filled up with music. I just want it to come out.::Katherine Jackson: And it will, because there's no stopping it.

Marlon: You know, I'm sick of this- promotional tours. When do we get to perform again?::Jackie: Hey, man, ask Michael.::Marlon: Yeah, sure. "Ask Michael." Who ever sees Michael?::Jackie: You need an appointment to see your own little brother.

Michael Jackson: We're embarking on this tour for many reasons, but mainly because of our mother. Our father, too, for the dream that they had... an American dream... that started a long, long time ago, when our ancestors came here... slaves... oppressed people... beaten down, beaten up... You know, we've come a long, long way from 2300 Jackson Street, when my brothers and I used to long for a color T.V. We weren't beaten down by poverty, and we're not going to be beaten down by fame, either. 'Cause this is what it's all about. This tour is a celebration. It's a victory.

Joseph Jackson: You know, Berry Gordy's not gonna be satisfied until he has one of my boys calling him "Daddy".

Katherine Jackson: She never should've given the microphone to Michael. She may never get it back!

Michael Jackson: Tell them I liked riding in the ambulance. It was wild with the sirens wailing.

Jackie: Hey, Jermaine, why don't you help out the brothers? Talk to Berry. He is your father-in-law.::Jermaine: Look, father-in-law is one thing, group is another. Anyway. we got a winning combination. A seven-year run of hits.::Marlon: Got no more hits.::Jermaine: We'll get it back, man. I'm not running to my father-in-law every time someone's got a complaint. You wanna talk to him, talk to him.::Jackie: I wanna talk to him, but he ain't gonna wanna listen.

Jermaine Jackson: They ripped off my medallion!::Jackie: Hey, I kind of like the whole thing.

Suzanne de Passe: How about a giant chocolate candy bar? You can eat it on the plane.::Michael Jackson: No.::Jermaine: Michael! You never turn down candy.::Michael Jackson: Please don't make me go on that plane. I'm scared. I don't want to go on anymore planes ever. Ever!

Jackson, Michael Filmography

• The Jackson 5... Million
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Joy of Disco
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bad 25
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 25 Jahre BAD - Das Phänomen Michael Jackson
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Elvis Found Alive
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 40th Anniversary American Music Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 12 Counts of Deception
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Double Life
  2011, role: actor
• These Hammers Don't Hurt Us
  2011, role: actor
• The Brits Hits 30
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• NRJ 12 Grammys Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson and Bubbles: The Untold Story
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 82nd Annual Academy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Scarecrow - In Memoriam
• Gone Too Soon
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson Commemorated
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson's 'This Is It': The Gloved One
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson's 'This Is It': Staging the Return - The Adventure Begins
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Best of the World Music Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson's 'This Is It': Staging the Return - Beyond the Show
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• All Access: Making Michael Jackson's This Is It
  2010, role: actor
• Michael Jackson: The Inside Story - What Killed the King of Pop?
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dome Project
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• VH1 News Presents: Plastic Surgery Obsession
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Simpsons: Celebrity Friends
  2010, role: actor , character name: Leon Kompowsky
• Dome Project
  2010, role: writer
• The 82nd Annual Academy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson's 'This Is It': Memories of Michael
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson: The Legacy
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson: The Trial and Triumph of the King of Pop
  2009, role: actor , character name: Michael Jackson
• 2009 Soul Train Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jackson Five in Africa
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson's Last Days: What Really Happened
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• This Is It
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Yellow Brick Road and Beyond
  2009, role: actor , character name: Scarecrow
• Michael Jackson Memorial
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Doctor Prince & Mister Jackson
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson: King of Pop
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson: Devotion
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson: A Life in Pop
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson Unmasked
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson Is Dead
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Moonwalking: The True Story of Michael Jackson - Uncensored
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• My Friend Michael Jackson: Uri's Story
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Life on the Road with Mr. and Mrs. Brown
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Jackson NRJ 12 Tribute
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2009
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself

Jackson, Michael Filmography

• Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2
  2013, role: actor , character name: Alfred Pennyworth
• Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1
  2012, role: actor , character name: Alfred Pennyworth
• Green Lantern: Emerald Knights
  2011, role: actor , character name: Ganthet
• The Naked Ape
  2006, role: actor , character name: Zoologist
• Never Never
  2000, role: actor , character name: Bruce Gayle
• Moby Dick
  1998, role: actor , character name: Shantyman
• The Case of the Hillside Stranglers
  1989, role: actor , character name: Talk Show Host
• The Serpent and the Rainbow
  1988, role: actor , character name: Newscaster
• The Love Machine
  1971, role: actor , character name: Newscaster

Famous quotes by Michael Jackson:

"I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily."

"Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."

"I was a veteran, before I was a teenager."

"And my goal in life is to give to the world what I was lucky to receive: the ecstasy of divine union through my music and my dance."

"'Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons. The truth will win this marathon in court.'"

"If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with."

"The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work."

"I wake up from dreams and go "Wow, put this down on paper." The whole thing is strange. You hear the words, everything is right there in front of your face . . ."

"The meaning of life is contained in every single expression of life. It is present in the infinity of forms and phenomena that exist in all of creation."

"In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe."

"People write negatives things, cause they feel that's what sells. Good news to them, doesn't sell."

"Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation."

"But I will never stop helping and loving people the way Jesus said to."

"I will say again that I have never, and would never, harm a child. It sickens me that people have written untrue things about me."

"Because parents have power over children. They feel they have to do what their parents say. But the love of money is the root of all evil. And this is a sweet child. And to see him turn like this, this isn't him. This is not him."

"The Bee Gees who are brilliant, I just love great music."

"Because I think every child star suffers through this period because you're not the cute and charming child that you were. You start to grow, and they want to keep you little forever."

"I've helped many, many, many children, thousands of children, cancer kids, leukemia kids."

"I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go."

"I have a skin disorder that destroys the pigmentation of my skin, it's something that I cannot help, OK?"