Porky's (1982)

Actors

• Cash Baron (actor)
• Julian Byrd (actor)
• Jon Cecka (actor)
• Eric Christmas (actor)
• Scott Colomby (actor)
• Peter Conrad (actor)
• Don Daynard (actor)
• Bill Fuller (actor)
• Boyd Gaines (actor)
• Tony Ganios (actor)
• Mark Herrier (actor)
• Art Hindle (actor)
• Bill Hindman (actor)
• Alex Karras (actor)
• Rod Ball (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Get It At Porky's [Australia Video]
One Fun Place, One Hip Movie!
Keep an eye out for the funniest movie about growing up ever made!
You'll be glad you came!
The RAUNCHIEST Movie about growing up ever made!

Quotes:

Mr. Cavanaugh: Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.::Tim: A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.

Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!::Brian Schwartz: Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

Pee Wee Morris: GOD DAMN IT! WILL YOU MOVE IT, YOU LARD ASS?

[in a high-pitched falsetto voice]::Tommy Turner: Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.

Tommy Turner: Jesus Christ! It's the mother lode.::Billy: I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.::Tommy Turner: This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida.

Pee Wee Morris: All I need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts!::Billy: That's it. I am not taking a shower with you.::[Billy and the other guys get up and leave]::Pee Wee Morris: Religious fanatics.

Coach Brakett: That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for fucking food.

Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...::Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker!::Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.::[pause]::Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it?::Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.::Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That::[pause]::Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.::Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?::Balbricker: But Mr. Carter.::Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

[introducing Cherry to the boys one by one]::Tommy Turner: And this is the *pride* of Angel Beach. Anthony Tuperello, affectionately known as *Meat*.::Cherry Forever: Oh, my God. The boy's deformed!::[laughter from the guys]

Pee Wee Morris: [to Tommy, about the normal-sized condom he was given] It's too big. [Everybody else laughs]::Tommy Turner: Peewee, we don't have any training rubbers.::Mickey: He needs the junior size.::Brian Schwartz: [Seriously] Peewee, tie a knot in it.::Meat: [as Peewee is given another condom and he returns to the bus] Hey Peewee, what do you think this is? The return desk at Macys?

Justice (1917)

Actors

• Teddy Arundell (actor)
• James Carew (actor)
• Frank Dane (actor)
• Gerald du Maurier (actor)
• Hayford Hobbs (actor)
• Douglas Munro (actor)
• Edward O'Neill (actor)
• E. Vivian Reynolds (actor)
• Hubert Willis (actor)
• Bert Wynne (actor)
• Margaret Bannerman (actress)
• Lilian Braithwaite (actress)
• Hilda Moore (actress)
• John Galsworthy (writer)
• Eliot Stannard (writer)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Garden Of Allah - Henley

It was a pretty big year for fashion
A lousy year for rock and roll
The people gave their blessing to crimes of passion
It was a dark, dark night of the collective soul
I was somewhere out on Riverside
By the El Royale Hotel
When a stranger appeared in a cloud of smoke
I thought I knew him all too well
He said, “Now that I have your attention
I got somethin’ I wanna say
You may not want to hear it
I’m gonna tell it to you anyway
You know, I’ve always liked you, boy
‘Cause you were not afraid of me
But things are gonna get mighty rough
Here in Gomorrah-By-The-Sea”
He said, “It’s just like home
It’s so damned hot, I can’t stand it
My fine seersucker suit is all soakin’ wet”
And the hills are burning
The wind is raging
And the clock strikes midnight
In the Garden of Allah
“Nice car……
I love those Barvarians…….so meticulous
Y’know, I remember a time when things were a lot more fun around here
When good was good, and evil was evil
Before things got so………fuzzy
Yeah, I was once a golden boy like you
I was summoned to the halls of power in the heavenly court
And I dined with the deities who looked upon me with favor
For my talents; my creativity
We sat beneath the palms in the warm afternoons
And drank the wine with Fitzgerald and Huxley
They pawned a biting phrase
From tongues hot with blood
And drained their pens of bitter ink
Vainly reaching for the bottle full of empty Edens
Branded specially for the ones
Who had come with great expectations
To the perfumed halls of Allah
For their time in the sun
We were stokin’ the fires
And oilin’ up the machinery
Until the gods found out we had ideas of our own”
And the war was coming
The earth was shaking
And there was no more room
In the Garden of Allah
“Today I made and appearance downtown
I am an expert witness, because I say I am
And I said, ‘Gentlemen….and I use that word loosely…
I will testify for you
I’m a gun for hire, I’m a saint, I’m a liar
Because there are no facts, there is no truth
Just data to be manipulated
I can get you any result you like
What’s it worth to ya?
Because there is no wrong, there is no right
And I sleep very well at night
No shame, no solution
No remorse, no retribution
Just people selling t-shirts
Just opportunity to participate in the pathetic little circus
And winning, winning, winning’ “
It was a pretty big year for predators
The marketplace was on a roll
And the land of opportunity
Spawned a whole new breed of men without souls
This year, notoriety got all confused with fame
And the devil is downhearted
Because there’s nothing left for him to claim
He said, “It’s just like home
It’s so low-down, I can’t stand it
I guess my work around here has all been done”
And the fruit is rotten
The serpent’s eyes shine
As he wraps around the vine