They're five years older but are they any wiser?
Derek: Sole::Albert: We need to go back now [Albert, upon seeing Derek, walks opposite direction]::Michael: [Michael, recognises Derek] I know these dicks::Sefa: [Sefa looks at Albert] Hey! Aren't those the dorks you work with?::[Derek calls out to Albert]::Derek: Al-Dog!::[Albert walks back towards Sefa & Michael]::Albert: Let me do the talking ok?::Sefa: Why?::Albert: I'm kinda their boss, so I know how to deal with them?::Albert: Derek!::Derek: Derek? Who's Derek? Sole man, you know to call me by my street name outside business hours. How come you've been ducking my messages dog?::Albert: Der-I'm kind of busy right now... D-Rex hah!::[whispers to Derek]::Albert: And I'm not your boy... we talked about that!::Derek: haha... very funny Al-Dog::[Derek notices Michael]::Derek: Are you Michael right?::Michael: Yeah?::Derek: Very sorry to hear about your loss, uso! Faamalosi::[Gives Michael a big hug]::Derek: Any brother of a brother of Al-Dog, is a brother of the Adjustice!::Michael: The what?::Derek: THE ADJUSTICE! [makes an A signal]::Derek: We all work in the claims adjustment with Al-Dog!
Plot
Meet best friends Michael, Albert, Stanley and Sefa; the ladies' man, the good boy, the weird one and the party boy. They're staring down the barrel of their thirtieth birthdays, but still act as if they're sixteen; they get drunk, they chase the wrong women and they have a remarkable record of misbehaving and causing chaos at every wedding they attend. But now Michael's younger brother Sione is getting married, and everything is about to change. Sione is their boy, the kid they used to look after, who grew up while they were still partying. And to ensure his big day isn't spoiled by his boys and their idiot antics, Sione has issued an ultimatum; the guys all have to bring dates to the wedding. And not just any dates; real girlfriends, someone they've made a commitment to. They have one month. So just how hard can it be to get a date for your best boy's wedding?
They made one little promise, not to ruin their boy's big day...
Sione is getting married, but there's a problem
Join the party
You're invited!
Aaliyah: Tyrique?::Stanley: Aaliyah?::Aaliyah: On Party Chat you said you were 6'6!::Stanley: You said you were size 14!::Aaliyah: I am!::Stanley: Your feet, maybe.
Stanley: Will there be any honies there? I'm sick of sleeping with girls as big as Savai'i.::Tania: You slept with that Sasquatch?::Stanley: Yeah, she showed up. It would've been rude not to.
Albert: I have to go shopping.::Michael: Shopping for your mum?::Albert: Shopping for a hon-ay.
Sefa: What are these?::Stanley: Pants!::Sefa: Who's wearing them?::Stanley: You are!::Sefa: Correct!::Leilani: And who washes the skid marks out of them?
Stanley: [to Albert] What about Tanya? Tanya, who you work with?::Michael: I thought she's seeing someone else.::Albert: She hangs out with Derek.::Stanley: She thinks he's a dick.::Michael: So how come she's going out with him?::Stanley: She's not going out with him.::Michael: That's not what she said when I asked her to go to the wedding with me.::Albert: Michael, you asked Tanya? Are there any girls I like that you haven't asked out?::Stanley: So you DO like her.::Albert: So? She hangs out with dickwick Derek and his homeboys, he's obviously the "someone else"!::Stanley: Or, she hangs out with Derek because she's lonely, cause the dickwick she likes doesn't know she exists.::Michael: How do you know all this?::Stanley: I'm not just a pair of fancy shoes, you know.
Bolo: My name is Paul.::Sefa: Your name is Bolo until you earn the right to be called by your real name: Bolo!
Leilani: What time do you call this, Sefa?::Sefa: Bedtime?
Albert: Man, we're gonna be banned from our own funerals.
Albert: Et tu, Brute?::Sefa: What are you speaking Maori for?
Derek: T, sup girl. Sole, malo man.::Albert: Who you calling "sole"?::Derek: Hound dog in the fale.::Albert: Derek start speaking your own language, you come from Glenfield.::Derek: Sole man, I'm down. My boys growing up on my block, P.I. and proud represent. G-g-g- Gfield.::Albert: G-g-g Glenfield. Not Gfield.::Derek: Word. T, my crews hitting the Muddy Farmer after work. You up girl?::Albert: This will be your crew from the claims department.::Derek: Sole don't be a hater, be a player congratulator.
Plot
Edgar is a waiter in a mediocre restaurant, where clients and even his mistress prove abusive, while his sick wife and criminal neighbors are no better. How bad it gets is a matter of discussion between Edgar, script-writer Herman, his meddling girl-friend Suzie and various other characters, who regularly complain to Herman, who thus repeatedly changes the script... yet never to everyone's satisfaction, least of all his own.
Keywords: abuse, adultery, affair, amsterdam-netherlands, author, baby, beating, black-comedy, bow-and-arrow, customer
Heidi Holland: ...And that's for being so Goddamned...::Peter Patrone: ...Narcisstic? Supercilious?::Heidi Holland: No, um...::Peter Patrone: ...Sounds like?::Heidi Holland: Oh I give up!
Plot
We spend a week in the L.A. offices where the daytime TV show "The Love Judge" is written and produced. Jo, the show's large and loud producer, announces she is leaving the show in two weeks. Paula (driven and on Prozac) and Mark (gay and moody) compete for Jo's job. Mark, coming onto the first anniversary of the death from AIDS of the love of his life, is attracted to Bill, who claims to be straight. Meanwhile, Jeremy, a close friend of Mark's, is putting the moves on Bill. Leslie, Jo's overworked assistant, tells Mark she wants to be a writer (she even has a script written). How these relationships that combine work and friendship play out is the movie's subject.
Keywords: bereavement, gay-interest, gay-kiss, homosexual, homosexuality, independent-film, lust, male-frontal-nudity, male-rear-nudity, nudity
Plot
When boredom, pride and a mad second of misjudgement leaves a hunter shot dead by one of five combat veterans also hunting in the Canadian hills, it is expected a police investigation will follow, but when the veterans discover the incident has not been reported, the leader of the team, Major Rex (Cliff Robertson) suspects the other party maybe plotting revenge. Convinced that he, his party, and their families will be targets themselves he decides to beat his suspected assailants at their own game, grouping together more army comrades and stocking up an arsenal of weapons for the forthcoming battle.
Keywords: bare-chested-male, based-on-novel, gun, hunting, independent-film, murder, one-word-title, revenge
A thriller that begins where 'Deliverance' left off.
Stanley is an animated television series that was aired on Disney Junior (previously known as Playhouse Disney), based on the series of children's books written by Andrew Griffin. It was produced by Cartoon Pizza, and was developed for television by Jim Jinkins (the creator of Doug and Pinky Dinky Doo) and David Campbell.
Stanley teaches a wide variety of issues preschool children face, including change, growth, rules, and dealing with others. Each episode centers around an animal that deals with or helps explain the issue Stanley is grappling with.
Junkanoo and reggae fusion group Baha Men, known for "Who Let the Dogs Out", sang the theme song for the series, "My Man Stanley".
Each episode shows Stanley (voiced by Jessica D. Stone) in a situation he does not fully understand. He discusses it with his pet goldfish Dennis before consulting the Great Big Book Of Everything, a remarkably complete zoology book aimed at young children. By observing how an animal copes with the same situation Stanley faces, or how it can overcome a similar difficulty, Stanley learns to deal with the situation himself.
(Stanley)
you wanted the best,
you got the best!
KISS!
If never I met you
I'd never have seen you cry
If not for our first ";Hello";
We'd never have to say goodbye
If never I held you
My feelin's would never show
It's time I start walkin'
But there's so much you'll never know
I keep telling you
hard luck woman
You ain't a hard luck woman
Rags,
a sailor's only daughter
a child of the water
too proud to be a queen
Rags,
I really love you
I can't forget about you
You'll be a hard luck woman
Baby, till you find your man
Before I go let me kiss you
And wipe wipe the tears from your eyes
I don't wanna hurt you girl
You know I could never lie
I keep telling you hard luck woman
You ain't a hard luck woman
You'll be a hard luck woman
Baby till you find your man
Rags,
a sailor's only daughter
a child of the water
too proud to be a queen
Rags,
I really love you
I can't forget about you
You'll be a hard luck woman
Baby, till you find your man
Oh yeah bye bye so long don't cry
I'm just packing my bags whoo
leavin' you
Bye bye bye bye bye bye baby don't cry
I gotta keep on movin' yeah movin'
Bye bye my baby
Ooh don't cry lady oh