pretty girl you know that
you so hot hot hot hot.how about i take you to my spot spot spot spot. we both are animals. you can hear my lion roar head high eyes closed.begin to describe all the things to do in a in a big big bed in an empty room. you and me then me on you. with a warm wash cloth and a few ice cubes. you can get so wet.know i'm at my best when i make you sweat. when i get sex i get no rest. smack that butt i'm a bounce them breast. yea, tell me what you like. when i scratch and bite. when i scratch your thigh. make you last all night. sliding on your side and curves. satisfy my primal urge. riding on you back and forth that's how you make my lion roar. head high up low hear my lion roar- lion roar.head high up low hear my lion roar- lion roar. on the mic i'm a beast i'm a big bad beast i can seek that heat i dont need no reason.jesus them big teeth you be feeding. better leave now i'm about to be eating.
Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet
Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck-a-dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids ash roth be the king of the blumpkins any tim duncan spur of the moment let the whole world know I run shit jump ship quick tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
Kinda like the blonde bob saget ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it
Yea get your wii fit to practice your fris with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take Kapowski
I'm a take lark on my go-kart
Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over shit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my simpson and split
Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on yea I'm a dork but i'm still holding court balled up balla
Y'all take to long get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who'm I tryin to impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts lucious
Just sent me a text
OMG your the B-E-est
Intro:
Take me as I em my friends, aint gon' change,
wont be no end, write these songs,
rock these shows, only good life i know
verse 1:
I was in seventh grade when I heard the Slim Shady LP,
yeah my mom brought it down when I was ironing, irony,
getting out the wrinkles, just a little kid in middle school,
sink my teeth in anything to think im cool, riding the bus,
i feel the rush from "i still don't give a fuck"
yeah i wish i could agree but Ive already had enough,
Ive already given up from playing the same game,
every interview, feel like im saying the same thing, like,
"Em was great, yeah he paved the way for me,
he was inspiration for everybody from A to Z"
but they keep relating me, i cant get away, chasing me,
(all day long), i hear it, (all day long),
and now the masters think that Asher wants to be a Marshall Mathers
they say "ashers not a rapper, na his ass is just an actor"
cause we have the same complexion and similar voice inflection,
its easy to see the pieces and the reach for that connection,
each second of every minute, each hour of everyday,
im constantly on defense defending my own name,
explaining were not the same,
not much that i can say, except im sick of it,
critics out only sparked up a flame, its on
chorus: X2
Take me as I em my friends, aint gon' change,
wont be no end, write these songs,
rock these shows, only good life i know... (AY!) (AY!)
verse 2:
now don't get it twisted, ive definitely benefited,
its like suddenly everyone wants to hear what ive been spittin,
its so different, the image they don't get it,
its simple im just a kid who wants to rap to make a livin,
but Em was in it way before i committed,
and his lyrics were the shit so i really gotta come with it,
but each critics be pickin apart my writins,
if it isn't up to par then Asher's Paul is just a gimmick,
is it my fault must i be more convincing?,
y'all talk all you want, never halt me from my mission,
use it as ammunition, would you please keep dissin me?
(all day long), i hear it, (all day long),
and yea the haters wanna hate because i made it and im famous,
but until you take my place, you'll never know bout what it takes to make a record for respect, take a second to inspect,
when you look like someone else then what the fuck do you expect,
i just want to be accepted as the illest in the game,
but its harder for an artist creating his own lane,
that's anonymous with rhyming and combine with perfect timing,
on the time that's now declining and about to explode, so hold on
chorus X2
Take me as I em my friends, aint gon' change,
wont be no end, write these songs,
rock these shows, only good life i know... (AY!) (AY!)
bridge
so fuck it that's all i got, there's nothing else for me to say,
if i don't confront the problem it will never go away,
unless it is addressed there's nothing left for me to do,
its impossible rejecting an elephant in the room,
say goodbye to all the bullshit, notions preconceived
so-long to all the blogs who coulda swore they knew me,
if you have no further questions and cant think of other thoughts,
then id like to introduce you to Asher Paul roth.
chorus X2
Take me as I em my friends, aint gon' change,
wont be no end, write these songs,
I remember way back I mean way back ages
Eighth grade I think, feels like yesterday
Bowl cuts was the craze I was crazy long blond hair all over the place
And I'm pale as I ever was
Baby face, with a frame like a skeleton
Skinny kid, no friends loved by everyone
No shit I was cool, I had plenty fun
But one wish I would grow up big,
no not built
but they said
drink my milk
Didn't get nowhere switched up diet
Started having hip hop, Pops didn't buy it
Wanted more Springsteen, Earth, Wind, Fire
Felt that was fine but to rhyme, had to try it
Couldn't hide the fact that I wanted to rap
Bought Jay Z CD with my own cash man
And that was back in 98 with the Annie sample and, Money ain't a thing
And even though I couldn't relate, I kept studying, and listening and stuffing my face and now
(Chorus)
And then came High School
Started picking up a mic thought I was cool
My friend said homie, you know that your white dude?
I said What, for real? Yo its all good.
Cause like this, when I tried it,
Liked it
Flipped it
Hyped it
Insisted the mic be positioned just right
Just like that 9th grade footy heard, straight from the Philly burbs, feel me? Pretty sure.
Suburban Threat was the name, we would really work
Steady ways the day spitting silly versus
No curses, writing bout our girlfriends, ball point pen, mind spinning like a whirlwind
Getting on the mic, I'm a wizard like Merlin
Breaking barriers, tearing walls like its Berlin
(Chorus)
And I think it was the summer of 12th grade
When Uncle C passed away leaving us empty
And it hurt
Real bad
Disturbed
Real sad
But we had, to move on, so in fact real fast, we wrote this song About fallen ones, and miscues, and misuse, and the misuse of words used to diss dudes
So true.
In a serious face I'm convinced God works in mysterious ways, like everything happens for a reason, I had to believe it, cause that would explain why the leave us
As for people that mean everything, I got love for them all, they'll be their if I fall, but
I gotta be by myself
gotta be by myself this time
In the backseat screaming out loud (hooo}
In the backseat screaming out (hooo}
Ash is young, attractive
Handsome bachelor, awesome rapper
got a knack for, vernacular
When I perform, spectacular
I'll have any girl that i want
I'ma take the girl in the front
Boobs bounce when I tell the crowd jump
Honey come backstage I just wanna have fun, but
I'm too young to be locked down, not now
Need a new car, drive around with the top down
New broad with a bra the top down
Chillin in the backseat screaming out loud
[Asher Roth & Cee-Lo "Be By Myself" Lyrics]
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, go get high myself this time
The cycle is Shawn Michaels (heartbreak),
And yeah I like you but not enough to wife you
You say I'm nice, true, and you think I'm the right dude
But there's another girl just like you (like who?)
And on the road, 'nother night , 'nother show
New e-vent in a new time zone
And the live show is so mind-blowin
And it's my show so you know I'm blown (you know)
No text's gonna give me head
Long distance just ain't my thing
Young single don't need no ring
I'm a free man now I don't need no strings, sing
[Asher Roth & Cee-Lo "Be By Myself" Lyrics]
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, Go get high myself this time
If you're cool with nights at the pool
Jacuzzis and groupies, boobies and booze
And no rules, I'm only 22
I need to watch football and hang with a crew
But if you don't get mad when I get fat
Cuz all I do is eat drink smoke weed and rap
And play Madden, then dag
you're pretty rad and I take it all back, come on
She wants to be my lady
But I don't see her
She wants to be my lady
But I'm a free bird
I gotta be by myself, gotta be by myself this time
I gotta fly by myself, Go get high myself this time
just keep clappin the hands, it feels good
feels nice and warm in here right now
I'm feelin free
If you feel free clap your hands
Songwriters: Appleton, David; Kleinman, Oren Yoel; Roth, Asher Paul;
Featuring: Jazze Pha
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave
Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC
But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat
All this jet setting has really been getting to me
It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep
But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat an isle seat
Fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee
With a wild child behind that's crying
And keeps flipping out and kicking at me
While it violently screams
So I silently plead "Oh God
Please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"
But of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes
Dude sitting D is at least three deep
And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Osgood schlatters
Just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars
And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod
I'm having a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I'm having a bad day
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
So four hours of turbulence
We land when I'm about to turd my pants
But the captain is seat belt fastened
So my ass is just passin' gas and at last I escape
When I'm minutes away from clinically insane
I make my way towards baggage claim
When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name
(Asher)
Some dumb bitch, I went to high school with
While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my shit
I just smile and think how great it would be
If I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep
(Leg sweep)
So I pick up my LL bean
And B line for the next taxi
In need of weed and boxer briefs
But my bags only got maxis
I'm having a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I'm having a bad day
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
I check into my hotel room
And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food
And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie
But the tube has no HBO so anything I want
Yo, I'm paying for but I'm lame and broke
So I'm laying in a robe
Watching that Little People Big World show
Right then there's a knock at the door
It's my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis
"Hi, I've lost my cock, have you seen it?"
Jesus, this day is the worst
At least I can give me a little jerk
And then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless
I guess it could be worse
But I'm just having a bad day
Nothing ever seems to go my way
Everybody needs to go away
Why because I'm having a bad day
And it just keeps going and it just keeps
Boom bap, original rap
Boom bap, original rap
Fresher when you hear it hard rappers ...
What's happened... it's half...
Is bad habit, the bad babbling and gag gag at them
..and rap battles in bags...
And send them back to the back alley and drag...
Don't back down, or back out, we back now
Many... I could pretty swag out
It's the last pound, don't ask how without doubt
The props shout wow and make IRS proud
I sound downtown is... it sounds down around...
New York, New York, New York is...
...do it in the studio.. what your booty flow
You could jump in the pool... made of...
What you're hearing ...
The same damn thing over and over again
Gimmie boom bap, original rap
Boom bap, boom bap, boom bap
Gimmie boom bap, original rap
Fresher when you hear it,
Hard rappers know that
So it's all polluted, you screw it
You fucking ruin it ..
Really, we need some nudity
Battery is not included, B...
It be cool to see some kids go on that..
The cool G and some new beginning
Jump up like it's..
It's a zoo like it's...
True indeed, we are humans so we get doomed to...
This used to be so fun for me
But now I'm struggling
I'm trying to get the number one
Down to get another one
Time to get a cut on the waves
Man, I'm trying to get paid
Hey, cut me a break...
Now homie, I'mma never fit the script to fit in with the bullies
..I'll be chilling with some women,
sipping on some juice and...
Thinking it may take a minute, bring the...
[Verse 1]
Hey baby, it's all gravy, we all crazy
It's not you, it's me? That's what they all say
But could you leave me alone? This be my off day
Please don't tweet, don't text, don't call me
I need space and some room to breathe
Kick my shoes off, chill, and just shoot the breeze
Little margarita or a daiquiri
And I can't enjoy that if you hassle me
And last night it was really a blast
That flat little tummy and magnificent ass
You a bad little mami with some style and sass
But you blowin' up my phone makes me sick of you fast
All emotion aside, you need to hide that
Please girl, don't be a venus flytrap
If you see me on the streets, give a, "Hi Ash"
Then keep it movin' and then maybe I'd be right back
[Hook x2]
Lemme get some space
Yesterday was great
Girl get out of my way
I ain't fuckin' with you
[Verse 2]
We just young and we havin' some fun
Just because I let you hump doesn't make you the one
I'mma take a vaca and no you can't come
Spend a few days alone on a island with sun
Let me chill for a bit and get my head straight
Get out the way or just catch a little head fake
Spin move, stiff arm like an ESPY
I'm not playin' little lady, don't test me
Come on girl, you know clingin' ain't cool
You be all up in my face, you be breakin' the rules
I mean how much can I take when you actin' a fool?
See I don't want to hate, there's no need to be rude, but
Yeah, this my space, you should respect that
And always know patience makes sex last
Don't be afraid, you could say, "You the best, Ash"
Then keep it movin' and then maybe I'd be right back
Verse 1
I got a question, what's a rapper look like? Is he tan? Is he black? White?
Is he blacked out, high on the crack pipe?
Or more the cats that'll ride on the half pipe?
Don't want to act like I know about the rap type
Cause matter of fact I can't grasp who rap likes
With their cash do they stash for retirement?
Or go for things like rides and diamonds?
Another question (what's that?)
How do they dress?
Are they best cut threads or are they spend less
I'm interested, it's caught my attention
Yo, does everybody rap get arrested?
And with they sex, do they all have hoe's?
Or do some have a girl that they learn and they grow with?
I like to know, what makes a rapper?
It might be me, but I don't think it matters?
CHORUS
What does he look like?
Nobody knows?
He's just a rapper, in plain clothes
When the curtain falls, after the show
Where does he go? Nobody knows
Verse 2
Yo, now it's your call, short, fat, or tall
What if he's a she and not a he at all
Or does a broad have to a be a C at least
Or can it be decreased if she real up on the beat?
And is she realer if she raised in the street?
Or can they still feel her if she raised in CT?
And if they spit do they have to have kids?
Or can they have a Mom, a Dad, and little sis?
And in the morning do they have to have grits?
Or can they favorite breakfast be eggs Benedict?
It makes me think, is there a rappin' type?
And if so, yo, what's a rapper like?
And do they sell drugs? Or go to school?
Cocaine or college, tell me what's the rule
I'd like to know, what makes a rapper?
It might be me, but I don't think it matters.
CHORUS
What does he look like?
Nobody knows?
He's just a rapper, in plain clothes
When the curtain falls, after the show
Where does he go? Nobody knows
Verse 3
My name's Asher (Hi Asher)
And those who care to ask, I tell them I'm a rapper
But I don't look like it, not one bit
I'm short and thin with some pale ass skin
Got one girlfriend, and I love her,
With two sisters, a father, and a mother
I guess I'm different, like no other
But you can't judge a book by it's cover
I write about what I feel c live
My boys like to say I'm the realist it gets
Sometimes I feel like-..?
Maybe flip the script on some ROYGBIV
Whatever the mood, no matter what I listen to
I always do me, never do you
I'd like to know, what makes a rapper?
It might be me, but I don't think it matters.
Summertime, blue skies
Feel the breeze, blowing trees
And it feels good, so good
Like it should, can you feel it too?
Summer sand, sun and tanned
Feeling like a 100 grand
Underpants up in france
Like I'm from another land
I'm a man, I got needs
Like I need you on your knees
Hummer me underneath
Don't forget the nutees
Hit the weed, wait a week again
What you see me in starting with
B and m. tell me what's the bpm?
89, yeah that's fine, feeling like
It's summertime. sipping something
Potent, hope it's love potion number 9
Damn you fine, from behind, what's your sign?
What's your size? up your bra, oh my god
Knock it off, knockers all natural
Actual, when you're down, asher will
I'm down for anything but only if the
Ass is still...
Water in my glass of milk
Abusing this mouthwash - woosh, woosh
Kush, kush - don't you with that
This was your life? this is your night
When it comes to summertime
Don't you know the world is mine?
Summertime, blue skies
Feel the breeze, blowing trees
And it feels good, so good
Like it should, can you feel it too?
Rolling down the street, need to
Celebrate the weekend
Picking up my best friends
Tell em bring the weed and
90 degrees, even got a slight breeze
And, I don't need to tell you that
This be my favorite season
Hanging on the beach, but I'm sitting
Under trees, and got a little vodka
Mixed in my iced tea, and don't you know
I'm light-skinned? gotta use the right shit
Spf 45th, chilling in my whiteness
Rolling up sticky buds, sticking all
To my thumbs, only smoking on a joint
No, I can't be smoking blunts
Not for fun, just invite the hot ones
Bring em to the hot tub, suddenly
Their tops off, now my rock hard
Living like a rock star, push it
To the limit but stay out the back
Of cop cars. can't be locked up
By law enfocement. all I do is lean back
Breathe, and enjoy this...
Summertime, blue skies
Feel the breeze, blowing trees
And it feels good, so good
Like it should, can you feel it too?
Catch me in that '83 heavy chevy
Do this for the?
Candy with the? girls to my liking
36-24-36 sizes, coke bottle models
Filled with surprises, eyes is
Wide and girlfriends giggling
Eenie-meenie-minie, trying to find out
What I'm swimming in
In the sundress, gotta undress
Who got a body and brains, game's
The dumbest. trees be the bombest
Loving the calmness. living life
Too right to get the wrong shit
And I'm on this, you tell?
They blow dros, spit flows, lay low
Where it's sunny, can't complain about
A thang mane, and I'm chilling with
Some of the finest thangs on the continent
So I'm content with having a good time
In my zone, on patron with a splash of lime
Summertime, blue skies
Feel the breeze, blowing trees
And it feels good, so good
[Pharrell]
Okay, we wrote this for a purpose, to motivate you at this time,
With this hypnotizing bassline, please feel free to lose your mind,
And get high, get money, get sex, get real, all intertwined
Oh yeah, this is stadium music, 50,000 at a time
[Chorus]
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
All the girls want, Hot N Fun
All they looking for is, Hot N Fun
All they ask for is, Hot N Fun
They keep wanting that, Hot N Fun
Look at you, look at me
Look at you, look at me
Hot N Fun, Hot N Fun
[Verse 1 - Asher Roth]
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Let it go
Homeboy, she’s dancing for a reason, not just cause on I’m on her hind,
Homeboy, it’s totally obvi, you don’t be listening to her mind,
She want to get right, get money, get sex, get real, all intertwined
This is stadium music, fifty thou jumping at a time
[Chorus]
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
All the girls want, Hot N Fun
All they looking for is, Hot N Fun
All they ask for is, Hot N Fun
They keep wanting that, Hot N Fun
Look at you, look at me
Look at you, look at me
Hot N Fun, Hot N Fun
[Nelly Furtado]
And then he’s breathing,
Love into lust,
So many reasons,
To save the cast,
Cause tis the season
[Pharrell]
To a new day,
People don’t want to think no more, they just want to feel
They want to let go
[Chorus]
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
All the girls want, Hot N Fun
All they looking for is, Hot N Fun
All they ask for is, Hot N Fun
They keep wanting that, Hot N Fun
Look at you, look at me
Look at you, look at me
Hot N Fun, Hot N Fun
Nelly Furtado:
And then he’s breathing,
Love into lust,
So many reasons,
To save the cast,
Cause tis the season
[Pharrell]
Come on
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
Let’s get right, let’s get right
Let’s get right, okay (okay)
[Intro: Akon]
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
Akon and Asher Roth
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
They say they want that hot shhhh, say no more
Had to walk around the block, couldn't take no more!
Like escaper from the rock, couldn't wait no more
Sean Con cocked penis mightier than the sword
So I'm sleeping with the whores while I file for divorce
Plain and simple and in short, when it rains, man, it pours
Stepping in manure, second sippin in the moor
Quickest leopard gets the boar, secret weapons win the war
Guessed, but I'm pretty sure that I'm destined to endure
Flesh into the core, Pauly D to Pauly Shore
World of cyborgs and tours of cyberspace
What's behind the door the allure something strange?
Of course, this is why I came, the forces are untamed
No corporate or dumb fame, I'll record for chump change
Course is unphased, contorted or concave
I'm sort of a poor sport, nothing short of Liu Kang
Got me feeling like
[Hook: Akon]
I fall and I rise, with the fire still in my eyes
My scars and my stripes, You know I will survive
The strength that I find when I dig down deep inside
Got me still in this fight, and I'll be the last man standing!
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
I tried conversing with God, but only hearing myself
I be throwing up a lot but I ain't here for my health
When I'm feeling like blah, I had to loosen my belt
Ate the corn right off the cob, didn't need no help
So, now I've come to realize I'm on my own for real
So most of em I approach em with a Slomin's Shield
Keep my enemies close cause they prone to steal
When friends become foes know you're doing it well
Just keep it going
I'm a red pill taker, who's my real maker?
Group homes and tombstones to feel safer
Loopholes for new souls, let's keep praying
Too grown to complain, I create the lane I stay in
Forever underrated, so now I'm Nicholas Cage-ing it
Doing all about anything as long as you put my face in it
Face it, I didn't want to be famous, but that's the way it is
Way I play the game, no wonder the brother made it like
[Hook: Akon]
I fall and I rise, with the fire still in my eyes
My scars and my stripes, You know I will survive
The strength that I find when I dig down deep inside
Got me still in this fight, and I'll be the last man standing!
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh, hey hey hey!
yeah, yeah
the last thing i wanna be is out here
rather be outside in the green
climb trees, maybe play ball basket
i got two feet, i don't need no taxi
relaxing underneath the sky so blue
in the sun so warm there's so much i wanna do
but locked in a studio while outside is beautiful
all the fresh air, you can't get us out of
turn off the computer yo, use your own .
we could do whatever you want, it's up to you to know!
ride with your friends, man, stop
cause when this world ends, all that's left is the
..go ahead and have some adventure
please, ever since the turn of the century
people losing such a
so put your hands out, feel the breeze, feel the heat cause
chorus:
i really wanna go out, i really wanna go outside and..
i really wanna go out, i really wanna go outside and..
the more we're cooped up we become lose nuts
but when we do stuff, maybe we could losen up
and stop stressing of the things that are present
cause yeah.. is a delicate..
fruits and vegies
food is the truth, oops, that's a new lesson
learn from it, it's your stomach if you're
it's probably cause the food ain't for the earth, cousin
works something you should enjoy
usually but now it's amazing if you was employed
so keep and find the things in the foil
and the oil, what's important is the soil
no more murder, keep it fertile, jump the
even pacing like a turtle, still make it to the ..white gates
what a to escape from the haze, and the hate, everything goes away, so
chorus:
i really wanna go out, i really wanna go outside and..
Sometimes I can't help but wonder why
Why there can't be me
Why I can't be I
Do I have to cheat?
Do I have to lie?
Do I have to steal?
Do I have to rob?
Why do problems always start with the good guy?
If I was a prick would I be on top?
Million dollar homes, Million dollar yachts
Corner office and my secretary hot
Wait a second, I think definetly not
My integrity is the only thing I got
Being selfish going to get you a couple of stocks
Leave you broke though when everything has stopped
Order to succeed, What can you only try
What you really need you can never buy
So I breathe deep how I spend my time
[Verse 1 - Asher Roth]
You're in deep water now pal don't foul out pal
Pow pow down south how now brown cow
Loud mouth shout shout had to knock him out, Ciao
Bail him out now just put it on my Loud account
Steve Riff needs this, never will I back down
Sleep this, breath this, never wear me out round
Read lips, she licks, tryna pull my trous' down
Weed lit, need Clipse playin' in the background
How how, I don't get it, should've got em out
Little Redmatics mixed in with Roy Holiday
Andele, andele, arriba, arriba
Asher Roth coming out your speakers
Yippeeya yeeah, about time we read up
I was in the out crowd playing with some D cups
Gee shucks, didn't mean to keep ya
They just need a little TLC every 3 months
[Hook - Asher Roth] x2
Me & Chuck, we make this in the kitchen
I'm not bullshittin, really made this in the kitchen
Hook the mic up, MPC on the table
Wrote a couple rhymes, so check what I'm saying...
[Verse 2 - Asher Roth]
Now I got my feet up without any sneakers
But if I did, they'd probably be some beat Chucks
Beats up the knees bump, bass be mean
Make you lean like the Pisa
Meet the Grim Reaper, killin em in FIFA
Kick it in the back yard, sip a margarita
Eat the dark meat, pepper on the paprika
Could've kept East, but I had to see the sea cuz
510 freedom, kiddo don't be dumb
Me won't leave so I'm following my green bud
Need bud, need bud, please only live once
Read a couple books while I'm soaking up the heat sun
We've only begun, beguns are beguns
Speak on you sheep, the Dos Equis He Man
Recon in Sweden, la vie European
Get up out of bed, turn my chi on
It's a quiet Wednesday afternoon
Roommates all gone at work or school
And, I've got the whole house to myself so...
I might as well get naked as buck
Do jumping jacks with a glass of orange juice and double stacks
With syrup, syrup lots of syrup
And slurp... my words,
Words worth, work with words
Nerd, shirt Ash don\'t care
Murderous Murdock Holmes Sherlock Capones
Yo the flow is obnoxious,
Might want to hold your nose I just let one go
And if so, gonna make you nauseous
Aw shit, auspicious spit,
College kid hold your head like and ostrich
All on that raw shit, take it how you want it
Ash bad as Monet, 70 and sonnet
Chillin with the Axin maxin relaxin, enjoy the show
Comedy with some action,
Oh did I mention, sexual tension?
Yeah, oh yeah, bet that gets your attention
I've been skim breast fed for sex-ed
Wrestle my best friend, I'm still breast fed
Like to, push them together against my head
Then, test the bounce before I rest my head
So titty, titty tat, tat, boom bat diddly dat dat
The smoothest cool cat is Ash
That should last them at least two weeks
Before I league a new tree,
To feed the sweetie like it's Easter or Halloween, not I mean
Bow down and honor me, when I rap it's a holiday
Bow down and honor me, when I rap it's a holiday,
Yeah, Ash Roth in the house, blow pops in the house
Rang dang in the house, in the house make 'em bounce
I like boobies like you like nuts
Let's get together and make them touch
And your booty especially, bouncin' up and doen on my lil' wee wee
But there's something that means more to me
Then big titties and round booty
It's your personality... psyche!
It's um, fresh clean snapper, two cheeks to suck on after,
I want to eat your liver with some beans and a nice bottle of chianti
Chianti let's go to the bathroom and get busy
I just want to smack your ass, I just want to smack your ass (keep keep bouncing)
Uh, brain thang in the house
Got my feet on your couch, your girls titties pokin' out (watch 'em bounce)
Hello, you can start recording me at any time
Yo, I got something in my...
I need some water and something man
I got something in my fuckin, in my teeth
Ready? Alright cool
I'm here for the, fathers and mothers,
Sisters and brothers,
For the guilty, the innocent, citizens, and the immigrants,
If you ain't listen you missin out
Bear witness to the realist out (I bet they listen now)
If my voice didn't work, but my hands could talk
Would you take the time to see what a def man thought?
I could be alone and homeless
Hurt won't heal, but my cardboard sign so my words are real
Would you stop to drop change? Or stop for a change?
Engage in conversation, and exchange names?
Or maybe you would if my image was a bitch
Big lips and bigger tits show you what real sex is but,
What if I was picked for grave? Sick for days? Aged to be sick with aids?
Would you listen to my story that I swear is touching,
Or just blank stare cause you're scared to touch me?
If I'm Jewish or Christian does it affect your decision to
See past religion and simply listen to wisdom?
Would you really listen to my views on the government
If my raps were democrat and yours are republican?
Whether I'm black or white, gay, straight, hermaphrodite,
Half the time trash the light and we all act alike
So, pass the mic, don't assist being ignorant
Homie I'm the wrong one to f-ck with
Better call the sub it was all about the love but now I'm straight nun-chucking
Yeah it's such a shame when I see these young bucks
Get an itty-bitty buzz but can't even bite a cuplet
D cup sucking, titties in my face hit it 50 different ways while I'm f-cking
Chicken wing clucking, blowing getting dizzy on my trumpet,
When we get it done making sure she gets tucked in
Yeah f-ck the mush shit pure bread Labrador, rapping rabit habit ash back from sabbatical
Dag nabit that cat stacks is a mouthful had to snap back rat traps in my household
Now I fly south no doubt, Yea I'm out Yo
Kinda Kenny Powers Hangin out with the Gauchos
God roals, Eatin nachos and gazpacho
On the couch slob kicking off my zapatos
Hablo, Nah could'nt find no good cop so had to cop from the crops in Colorado
Almo got the bribe tho from the Five-O
Thank you very much oh Mr. Roboto
Throw it outside don't you know I go oppo?
Doc pro, diggin the own short stop flow?
Madonna so hot she used to make cock grow
Then she got gross wouldn't let me adopt so,
Vato, put a sock in it make the stop yo
Nah bro, never tell I'm resting in Morocco,
Rocco's modern life isn't so hot so
Doing what I like is my motto let em know
Should have starred in Desperado, whatever yo
Sort of look like Johnny Bravo, there you go
They say that if it works, don't fix it
Go against the law, might get a bit risky
No offence to y'all, but I feel a bit gifted
So I think my odds are about 50-50, crispy
Ok, Corral we about to put it down
Take a ten turn around, go and pull your pistols out
But what is this about, all these grenades and handguns
Magnuss ver Magnusson strong set of hands son
Tall dark handsome, holding y'all for ransom
Strong arm blanched so scared that he can't run
Cause when a man comes, face to face
With his fears, he gets weird, he can't hear, he can't see things clear
I be sincere, yes dear, guess dear, press gear, dress queer
Fresh in my neck beard, next year, net here
Get here, top tier, drop tears, no wait, not here
Cause there's no crying in baseball and that's that
There'll always be a case call when ash rap
Bars will take your face off, no cat scratch
Go ahead, ask Reck, racks on racks
Yeah and that, fore pat on the back after i black tac em staddle calf but i be packed on my breath
Climb the lad of success, skipping and missing the steps
No addition to … you should have listened the flex, it's like
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
Oh no
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
Oh no
Slick dickies, no one can stick with me
Spit it out quick the soon as the shit hits me
Kill swiftly, been ill since sticks stickly,
Double dip dibs i dibble and bust quickies.
Nifty little shit I do it while dressed thrifty
Pricks just stiff my stick is so shifty
Sick, from a griff with the hits comin lefty
Used to be for free now the seats never empty
It's elementary, yeah I heard it in assembley
Principle was telling me I better go ahead and read
Never be a better me, better off, better me
Not really a better, but I'm betting that I'll better be
Better with the rhetoric set it up and let it rip
I'll better forget him man, the kid's a fucking lunatic
Looney toon, lunar eclipse
Every blue moon might see a few shooting strips
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
I tried to tell them but they don't know
ft Action Bronson
[Asher Roth]
In here bloody and muddy
I’m smashing bottles of bubbly
Run for cover, brother
This thing here b-bout to get ugly
Under a submarine bares the kitchen cupboard be
Californication agin’ more than David Duchovny
You making my Jack a double please
Serve it with the knuckle cheese
Crocodile Hunter and some Buddy Lee Dungarees
Barney Rubble, trouble lover, something Hubble never seen
Floating like a butter wing stinging like a bumble thing
I love it when I hear them scream, eat it like a tangerine
Make you feel uneasy like your feet up on a trampoline
Don’t be so deceiving with your penis eating fantasy
My semen is the meanest, undefeated when I plant a seed
Hatin on me, hatin on me, wait for my decay
You gon have to wait longer, I won’t ever go away
It’s like they say: you go to Vegas and most of it will stay
You in dirty with some herpes, is it worth the price you pay?
You deserve it little twerp, on the verge of something great
Til some overrated lames in the game got in the way
I’mma have to take it over: James and D Wade
It’s neither the Black Sheep, would you look at David Spade?
Yeah I’m here to save the day, Caped Crusader, Super 8
If you’re squeamish at proceeding I suggest you look away
Yeah, beat it, best believe it when arena takes the stage
You need a lighter when I feed em a liter of Tanqueray
Teething a type of pain, 18 is the riper stage
It ain’t easy to fight the feeling when dealing with hype and fame
Leading the life of caine, I’ll leave him and swipe his chain
Breathing, nice to meet you
Good evening, glad you came..
[Action Bronson]
First of all, don’t ever say a fuckin thing about the homie
Call a favor in and leave your dyke mother very lonely
You a phony doggy, holy shit
Know the flow exquis-
Eyes low, one-handed I control the whip
No reservations needed to get the table
I walk in, the chef calls me “Chef” that’s my label
? infuse the oil, basil
Standing like a man in situations, get disabled
A lot of hundreds in the jacket pocket
Know I blast the rocket, lift you in the air, just like an astronaut is
Lack the passion novice, we play on All-Madden
Old glow jackets, Navajo padded
Been a grown man since the day I was born, you strange and deformed
You sit at home while I get paid to perform
Now we put em on the Greyhound, 85 dollars
Better choose wise bitch, you fuckin with some scholars
Old Impalas, jumping like Rasheed Wallace
Smoking joints like a barbecue pit
I’m honestly sick, some would say retarded and shit
My mind sharp cause I eat garlic and shit
There's nothing like waking to the sun in you face like say
Hey kid, let's play, today is the day, I feel great after fall night sleep
And really cool dream bout this bacory: Egs and bacon please,
And a warm compety with some honey, yeah honey
Milk and honey, my buddies love it I run em muck my luggies
I never need a tell me talk a dummy luck
Got a chocolate like something to funny 'cause life is wonderful
Never let it trouble when you gonna do
Remember the number one rule, that this two show past
So throw em the new ash taking shoes off,
Put them the feed in the grass light
Hey you know what I'm saying
Just like is a nice day outside
Blue sky not a could in it
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
Yeah this barbecue it may be happen the pool
The truth is we got nothing to lose
Said listen the tune, stay cool and just taking the view
Poor shoes maybe open the boots
Hope you know that you lose that's the move
Yeah let's go to the roof
Roll the dude take the moment to
So get in from the wind til the sun it
Sing from the stomach, sun it keep your turn it
No let a room from you say something you know nothing about
But I'll loud on the front of the crowd
Settle down and enjoy when it's coming
World is an onion, pearl keep it for a hundred, no fronting I
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
It's my favorite song, you gotta put it on
Yeah it's my favorite song, yeah you gotta put it on
It's my favorite song, you gotta put it on
This this my favorite song, yeah you gotta put it on
It's my favorite song, you gotta put it on
This my favorite song, yeah you gotta put it on
This my favorite song, you gotta put it on
This my favorite song, yeah you gotta put it on
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
I got a real good feeling everything is gonna be alright you, alright you
Yeah, as comfortable as a mug
The rug under my feet you see it keeps me from pulling it up
I'm young, I got my lunch packed in brown bag...
I even think I got a snack pack and dad pays for gas
In the hatch back front seat, lean back when I leave it there he always gets mad
Turn the base on the... up the fall, let it blow
Roll the windows down and let's roll
I'm home, feel so good knowing there's a bowl of cereals and milk in the fridge
When I wake every morn never fold my own laundry
Dawg, are you feeling me?
I pay no rent, no bills, no utilities, as
Good as it gets but no regrets when I turn my back on it
Tell my parents I'm gone and don't wait up
Be late, when I make the name famous
The smile on my face... of the great place
When I get back home I'm a kick my feet up
Got man food to eat up, winter take a pu, who left my seat up (what the?)
I read the paper while I'm pushing them trouble times
Plus the... for... wipe them my double...
Toothbrush new and clean my shoes whether get
Main shower all clean no pubes and a wet dream
The dudes on my count... chicks on my cribs
With just a... that I rode and a 6 in my fridge
I got my hand on my balls while I'm hanging my draws
And with my... blouse I ain't taking no cause
So with you know like I know be... immature
So I'm a sit on my couch chill watching some porn
Cause when I... gone dawg I be on some...
You know I be... with my parents
But wait a second, my folks don't have a...
Oops, my bad, seems this is the wrong address.
I'm in the basement call... did I take the garbage out, sure didn't
I'm straight tripping, gray slipping
I'm on punishment can't even slide to their house
Party where all the honey went down
Cartoon network, mtv, bit, and tv jams, vh1 history
... working for whoever paying me except the police
Stay up all night kicking raps and smoking don't get no sleep
And ever since I broke that table in the kitchen
They be taking my allowance as the payment for the...
Cut the grass, clean my room and all that bore
Kicking new rap to the... when I get to score
My nigger doug took me to city blue to get the gear
Throw back some jayz ain't that why we here
I'm 13 again hopped up in the hot tub time machine
If I gave you my word
Tell you what I would do
Yo you know the shit I grow the shit
My mood is... is devoted to the...
Take the time out to remind them
Watch your hinny right behind you
Lions hide and strike in silence
I am giant,... with Iron Mike and Kobe Bryant...
... reaching new heights, now that I'm defining science
I'll provide entire slices, all depends how big my pie is
But I forgot the... gosh I'm just a Roger...
... back at the opera...
... call it karma if you want
... this what we started bro,
Departed down the closest road
Slowly going north, let's go
A forester scorched earth, morphed to Steven...
A... the poor world... assure what it's even worth
Even worst, my torso is town between the 2...
Which do I want more, is it reality or fantasy
... in my... the frenek manic depression...
Yeah my plan's to be a man I can stand up,
So I banished quick, my... is scandalous
Fanciness is damaging, nobody mix the standards up
Plant your hands and handle it
This game I put my stamp on it...
Dismantle the... they... me in
I expect a whole lot more...
If I gave you my love,
Tell you what I would do
If I gave you my love
Tell you what I would do
If I gave you my love
Tell you what I would do
If I gave you my love
Tell you what I would do
I expect a whole lot more from you baby
uh. know what I mean
we all, we all got our own thing,
and heres mine..
verse one:
Now my things was cool
I swore id never break the rules
straight with you cause I could relate to you
stay with you
special in my book
in my point of view he couldn't sex you like I could
you got with you wanted
and flaunted what you wanted
and I went a little further even when you didn't want it
cause right in time, right what I had in mind
plus your heads been right in mine (my mind)
so I took the time, my choice was to love you.
And I didn't listen when they said never should I trust you.
So why must you take me for granted
I swore you loved me too, damn ill never understand it.
I'm a man with feeling to and I'm a fool for the way I still feel for you.
But heres to you, I'm a better man then that
you took my heart then and now I want it back
so come on
chorus :
told me you and I might live together someday(someday)
now I see it in a whole new other way
and ain't gonna lie girl you need to realize
I'm staying home tonight (so come on)
said I wanna be alone (said I wanna be alone)
all by myself
said I'm staying home, I don't need no one else (wanna be alone)
verse two:
I was cool, gave you one more chance
you gave the same old song, same old dance,
so hell with it, I had to face that shit.
You was to immature for relationships,
so I moved on for the time being,
then I heard a lie, theres a guy that you were caught seeing,
I flipped shits, but you flipped shits right back,
you cried you knew I wouldn't do you like that,
still my heart was lonely, nobody to hold me.
You was my only, damn girl you was my homie,
you know me, you said you were stuck back there,
so when I tried you leave you sucked me right back in.
why would I taste what I already ate?
So I took time to get my priorities straight.
So listen you know me well I hate to doubt you,
but girl truth is I'm better off with out you and
chorus :
told me you and I might live together someday(someday)
now I see it in a whole new other way
and ain't gonna lie girl you need to realize
I'm staying home tonight (so come on)
said I wanna be alone (said I wanna be alone)
all by myself
said I'm staying home, I don't need no one (wanna be alone)
verse three:
damn girl I thought it never would end.
But this is it thats all, never again.
I couldn't deal with it then and I sure can't now.
So what makes you think I'ma let you hold me down, no.
I told you before never to roam but this is real when I say leave me alone.
I gotta be on my own, and you do too.
Through and through just please let me do what I do.
Maybe sometime soon we can both be friends,
but for now this is where its suppose to end.
My brain is sick, my heart is torn, my arms are empty,
but baby girl I just need to be alone,
my heart will beat alone, and I keep my head up.
But truth is now I'm a little bit fed up.
I don't hate you though, you still close to me.
So lets just go back to how we used to be, cool..
chorus :
told me you and I might live together someday(someday)
now I see it in a whole new other way
and ain't gonna lie girl you need to realize
I'm staying home tonight (so come on)
said I wanna be alone (said I wanna be alone)
all by myself (no no no no no)
said I'm staying home, I don't need no one (wanna be alone)
I don't wanna be here in this chair,
waiting on you aw baby, to see things my way
why don't you see things my way
(woahhhhhh)
told me you and I might live together someday(someday)
now I see it in a whole new other way
and ain't gonna lie girl you need to realize
I'm staying home tonight (so come on)
said I wanna be alone (no no no no no)
all by myself
said I'm staying home(said I'm staying home)
I don't need no one (wanna be alone)
A million here, a million there
Yeah you got a mil but for real dog, nobody cares
If you don't share, don't donate to charity
Children who can barely eat, no shoes on their feet
We don't see, we don't read, we don't really need to
Self-centered humans be the root of all evil
In this industry, we just feed our egos
Got a seven series and a brand new peacoat
With that "Oh, Oh, look at me yo.
Heard that Asho Milli, he ain't talking about me though"
Yes I am, yo you call yourself a man
But it ain't about the money, it's about what you stand for
This is for my people who can't afford pampers
Wake up in the morning got my clothes out the hamper
Money ain't the answer, still ain't cured cancer
I ain't got a mill but I'm a pretty good dancer
My advance lasted me about a week
After taxes, my bills and a big sack of weed
I am back to where I began, chilling watching CNN
Thinking damn, we are damned, not again
How is George Bush not in jail for treason
But Clinton gets impeached for busting semen
A million dead, a million scared
A million bars so you realize you took it to far
With your cars and your guns, ha, hardy har har
Till I'm dead and I'm gone I'm a party too hard
Life's short have a ball, matter fact have two
Yo,the government don't care, here's a big fuck you
Cuz gas is four bucks but they still drive trucks
Dumb & Dumber in your Hummer, yo I bet that sucks
Spend a milli at the pump, in the city you don't need that
Buy a fucking bike maybe you wouldn't be fat
Ha, Yo homie where the weed at
Yeah I need to relax, motherfucker I'm chill
It's just these stupid motherfuckers never get it, it's pathetic
Yo, they get to the pros and don't do shit like they Reddick
When I get that chedick (check) I'm a take it straight to the medics
Cuz these sick kids need it more than I need a necklace
Y'all need to respect this
I'm Asher Paul Roth, yo I'm always on the guestlist
Yeah I got a checklist, stay getting checked bitch
Keep your mouth closed don't let yourself get checked bitch
Rap's Wayne Gretzky, yes I'm the best and
Only 22 more like Alex Ovechkin
I suggest y'all invest in some self-
esteem, intervene with Charlston Heston's
Plan to arm every man with a handgun
Who kills people: the gun or the man? um,
I'm the best sword fighter in the land, come test me
I'll be drinking wine while practicing my fencing
And drive a jet-ski, straight multi-tasking
How are you so good? I don't know, don't ask me
A million here, a million there
Yeah you got a mil but for real dog, nobody cares
If you don't share, you don't donate to charity
Children who can barely eat, no shoes on their feet
We don't see, we don't read, we don't really need to
Self-centered humans be the root of all evil
DJ CANNON:
Holla At Me!
ASHER ROTH:
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat
That everbody gets on? (DRAMATIC!)
You know I had to, dog...
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!)
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon?
DJ CANNON:
Alright... Now if you really feel like that, Keep going!
I don't know what else to tell you, Go in!
ASHER ROTH:
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat
That everbody gets on? (I don't know, homie!)
You know I had to, dog... (STEPS BACK!)
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non (GET EM!)
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (CANNON!)
Aww, God Damn-it,
That's the last straw, can't stand it
You all must be reprimanded
Spank that fan-ny, Man-ny
So uncanny, Ginobli flow left-handed
Yes, I am a fan of Da-kota Fanning,
and I Am Sam, out-standing!
My Sean Penn-manship is fan-cy,
yeah, my rhe-to-ric is dan-dy
I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!)
And vent for the burbs,
I have emerged Ad Ven-ti,
Dos años, vamos, pronto, let's go,
Her lip gloss tastes like can-dy
Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan,
Pizzazz and swagg alone,
I have a bigger head that that of Barry Bonds;
Y'all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!)
With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!)
If Da Boy had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy,
Then out from the loins, I'd be born;
If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris,
They'd form my performance
Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness,
Like, \"Let's face it...He's so amazing!\"
Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can't ace my eye exam,
Naw, man, let's try again;
I've got lungs like Iron Man,
I hit the bong, while you must extend your dia-phragm
But, let's get higher, man;
I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ire-land
from a wild, frantic Irish-man,
Who said his name was (SHANNON!)
Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness,
and I ain't gon stop 'till I'm finished;
'Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach
Can't nobody beat me in Quidditch
Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I'm sick wit' it,
Riddi-dick, my spit game is vicious
This is
Never did shit for my im-age;
College kid is where I found my niche, SNITCH!
Tell the whole world I'm the shit, Un-
Tell the whole world on my dick, then
Hell yeah, word, I'll be rich, and
I'll buy the whole world Sega Genesis
Spittin' lint to come,
Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!)
See me on the streets, take a pick with yo' cannon
Then get it lami-nated, frame it, save it,
cuz in a couple days, I'll be famous
Then you can say, Holy Shit, there he is! That's the kid!
I forget what his name is...starts with an 'A', ends with a 'Sher'.
Should we break our bread? Should we break our bread, we should break bread
We should break our bread, should we break our bread, we should break our bread
Where shall I begin? Let's chop it a little bit about these people called friends
The ones you can lean on and your life depends
Oh, watch who you call up cause that all depends, homes, it's quite a few different breed to tell
But the right ones, to break bread with are too slim,
And those ones are so sincere to see you get it and like some
Who hate to see that talented do with it
Mad, cause they pockets ain't kiloed? up, like a fat boy neck in a barber chair with a shape up
And Beijing with a Cesar such a back stabber thou shall shit on you, like chicks in a cup
I know it sounds fucked up, but that's how life goes
Never know in who to trust but this what life blows
So just take it as you go
We should break our bread, should we break your bread? We should break bread
We should break our bread, should break our bread, we should break bread
I look around like I don't know these motherfuckers
It's just because I got a couple bucks and now I'm stuntin'
And they wanna hang around eat some lunch, have some fun, smoking blunts, getting drunk
Guess I'm just another sucker, huh
All of a sudden bubble butts they wanna fuck
I'm coming quick enough one of them is getting lucky
Cause chill out my sun this should take it off from me
Leaving nothing but some crumbs and a little alimony, so
When all you homies wanna do is hit the club
Hopping bottles, living up, but you're paying for the bub
I mean it bruh they seem like they're so nice, they're the ones who pray on you
And wait till you're just right
But Goldy Locks got this line of super fox
I can see it if its hot like I'm lying up a cop so hold up
Stop everything feel as we never been, no, hell no, we ain't breaking bread.
We should break our bread, should we break your bread? We should break bread
We should break our bread, should break our bread, we should break bread
We should break our bread, should we break your bread? We should break bread
We should break our bread, should break our bread, we should break bread.
You are not someone else, someone else is someone else, you are you, it is you,
You are you!
Slick Rick an Asher is on this jam,
Slick Rick an Asher is on this jam,
You are you! there's nothing that you can do about it, the one thing that I figured out is
You are you! forget it there's no way around it,
No matter what I do to try to fit in, there's nothing I could do about this body I was given, I am blonde and I am skinny with my mom's pale skin, the scottish side and ma fathers shnaze to go with it, (nice nose)
My hair, yeah, I can try an dye it, and contacts could change the colour of my eyes, but, that would only mean that I am lieing, and openly denying, that's not who who I am, I try to be to big for for my bridges, and couldnt, regardless of my ski low wishes, a couple more inches and I would be in buisness, but still I'm waking up 5'10 every christmas!
My fingerprints is what makes me different, it took a little bit but I could finally admit it, this is my appearence, this is my face, looking in the mirror this is nothing I can change, might be a little strange the way can see my veins, but if we were all the same the world would be plain jane, it would be lame, you would never learn a thing, so go against the grain, and let these people know your name!
You are you! there's nothing that you can do about it, the one thing that I've figured out is
You are you! forget it, there's no way around it [x2]
Slick Rick! the ruler!
[Slick Rick]
[Asher Roth:]
Besides it all about your mind,
Your will and drive and what's going on inside.
The size of your heart is what sets you apart.
If you aren't using it, I suggest you start.
Think hard, take a walk around the block.
It's cool if you're a nerd or a jock or a prep or a goth
Nobody gives a fuck there nothing you can do just stop,
Mad props since I linked up with Nottz
Still never wear socks always in flip flops.
No chain, no watch, don't be slinging no rocks,
But my slang be the thing that saving hip hop.
Screw the box go outside the lines.
Just be you, stop with the trying.
And end do time it is true you will find
Wrestling is fake all, wrestling is fake
Hey how you, play mash rough and the deja-vu
you still wrong so the kind of tabu
so tune the talk talk with a bit of panzu
true, what you're gonna do
if you don't know I'm the illest in the room
the cut dawn the trippin on shoes
with the tippy toe flow call the kill the kung fu
beats over the hit
this beat flow think I'm bull street
please ever beat em sweat the technique
me like I'm R Kelly on the belly of the beast
freak can't scare me
what you gotta stare like a weird have beast
throw us in the air and it's all about speed
I'ma give a..while I'm take it easy
please, sting is with dad
I'll be sleep with the need no rap
I can cheat be bro we smoke ash
you're about lead with the lead mustache
stack that's what I need I've been that all sell on key
go ahead laugh bag your seat of your..when it last in the week
ash and disease to be pass..
if you ask in the past to be pass in the sleep
ask me cheat the answer the heat
you can't blame me my town to sound beach
fake, piece of cake
excuse me while I clean my play
let me do me I don't need no hade
I just wanna go hey uptown on cake
bake I'ma day straight love my city P ain't my stake
hey I'm filly when I wanna get away
hey I'll be on the first plane I'll be headed to the bay
wait rock their shoe
the answer ..voodoo so move
left mojo in my favourite suit
get boose when I'm dump when I listen in the..
proof rhythm of the states
wish I had a sponsor ship from hades
in the..in your banks
get us no tag bis this is the shit don't change
fame is the hell of the drug
in the hotel in the bell of the bug
couldn't tell fresh bulldogs..
better run go to the bar and settle the club
nope I'ma stay home rock on the ..HBO
the dope show is we don't know
what's ..and girls know clothes
'cause I'm freaky hand I'ma love the..since I was little kid
take the..I will never ever love the..of them lips
chips..crash be in the coop
tryin to fix it stay home for school
but the only thing know was..screw it hang with the babes
plus to..came it six grave
..in the same time when I found wrestling it was fake
and the winner is
ash roth ya'll
my man
roth boys in the building tonight
oh whatta feeling im feelin nice
if you only live once
and theres only one life
then tonight might as well be the night
white boy on the beat
how surreal is that
i mean forreal
he's the illest
i hate to kill the cat
but i am curious
and they deserve this shit
so in fury i hit em with the fury fist
fist of fury ...... and i murdered this
they star gazing like a vertakis vert-a-is
not guilty
spit game so filthy
cow girls all wanna milk me
He'll be pissed if he knew all the chicks
that i hit
chicks being tracks
are you sick
pig headed
demented
see men and free men
need to be at least a ten to get in
your entering
the lions den
let it begin let the best man win
they passes on me for pittsburg slim but
but in the end i am thinking it was steve rifkin
enough said
ill accept
hey steve do you have enough bread?
la chlim
thats more like it
but what do i know
im just a white kid
and thats langly
hes my side kick
the girls cheer when we here
yea they high kick
and if its ball i beat ......
..... hurts like it my shit
shots clock non stop
put it in there eye socket
this is routine like outfeild ipod
i eat my breakfast at ihop
scotch on the rocks
look at me with their eyes cocked
gosh this is nuts
aint nuthin I Have Seen In A While
wow this is wild even im shocked
so damn good didnt know i could
feel a rick flare
coming on can i hear it
whoooo
the nature boy in the building tonight
oh whatta feeling im feelin nice
you aint even gotta bring your boyfriend out
its the party of the year we dancing on the couch
let you hair down baby
let it go
figure what jigga figured than figure more
figga jigga bigga cause he didnt know
but when has a jigga decision ever gone gold
let the trumpets blow
blow and behold for those who dont know
ash roth in the biulding to night
oh what a feeling im feeling nice
you aint even gotta bring your boyfriend out
we can turn the lights off
and play whos in your mouth
been at peace since i moved down south
to the a to the s to the h and we out
yea we down south laughin
like yes that just happened
now thats what i call rappin
you half ass cats with your hallway pass
you aint aloud out get back to class
im kicking ass and takin names
this is the same thing that happened on renagade
i came in to enterain
and aint neva afraid
saying enything
oh imma be gettin paid
obama for president in 2008
the roth boys in the building tonight
oh what a feeling im feeling nice
if you only live once
and theres only one life
then tonight might as well be to night
might as well be tonight
might as well be tonight
CHORUS
So while we're waiting
(waiting) waiting on the world to change, We keep on waiting
(Waiting)waiting on the world to change
It's not that we don't care,
We just know that the fight ain't fair
So we keep on waiting
(waiting) Waiting on the world to change
Verse 1
Yea they say we got no motive
just pot smoking dope,without hope for us to grow into grown ups,
but i plan to show em' the i know it when im not smoking weed
i have reason to believe
there are people that are descent,
achieve to succeed they read to decrease the ignorant significant of cutting down the trees,
recycling recyclables that help break the cycle of whats rightfully destroying the world,
i want to tell the boys and girls the future of our earth we're hurting the world with every second that we burn,
unlearning what we learned at birth to be a good person,
respect is what we deserve but first we must earn it, and in this earnest we turn things around put our hand out and pull it off the ground, until then we can all do the same, ill be right here waiting on the world to change
CHORUS
And we're still waiting
Waiting on the world to change
We keep on waiting waiting on the world to change
One day our generation
Is gonna rule the population
So we keep on waiting
Waiting on the world to change
We keep on waiting
Verse 1
Use the eyes of the owl (it's a foul batch)
The sour patch kids got me out of wack
And out of gas
The hour glass spills as I'm left on the vast sea without a vest
Lost my train of thought
My brain can not be bought
Trained to train em to operate with authority
to che you may
To the leaders I am scary
Pose a threat to those who get to close for comfort
And wont conform
Come forward
Sworn on my unborn son if there is one more war I will come for
thee
Poor get poor, the rich just get richer
Get the gist
You see the big picture?
China's ditched from a shake on the Richter
Mother earth shrugs and we all get evicted
This some sick shit
Slightly twisted
Information from our nations capital
Capital is all the captain calls for
They just want more (and more)
And more (and more)
And more (and more)
And more (and more)
And more (and more)
Chorus
Take me away
Take me away from here
Take me away
I don't hear you
Verse 2
My people crying, and be dying,while they be dining in the islands,
drinking wine with their wives like everything is fine
Denying that they fightin for the their lives, every night to survive
since the beginning of time
Aye-yai-yai
Can't believe the evil that feeds off this so called American dream
Lies and deceit make all the Americans seem like blood-sucking
money hungry fiends
But money doesn't mean
A damn thing to me
I just want to be
I want to be free
But unfortunately a fortune is what you need
Cause the fortune 500s run the country
It's one company
If your not a company
Would you mind grabbing me a cup of tea?
If we go hungry, in our own country
I wonder what's it's like living in Hungary
Yeah, it isn't funny, but it's coming
It's about to get ugly
Streets turn to a game of rugby
Chorus
Verse 3
We're buying bubbly and making rain 100s
Is it just me or is that some dumbshit
Yo what the fuck
Ho hum
Little dumbshit
Lets go
(I know you can think of something)
Donate your dollars
Raise a dollar
Help a mother
Save a father
Cause poverty is probably our biggest problem
And it ain't gonna stop with Obama
To save the world we must start at the bottom
She don't want a man, she just wanna dance, let's dance
(Verse 1) Quiet and confident, not a bit im the shit, screaming OW! out loud, right now im the shit , let em know let it go, feeling sexy feeling grown, i be sipping on patron mixed with pineapple, as she looks up, spots me only for a sec but in that moment our eyes lock, i swear that we had sex and in that tank top, tight jeans, high heels, nice teeth, oh i think she likes me but but it be unlikely...
Keri - Ain't lookin for no man, man, really just came to dance, dance, on the dance floor, know you wanna really really, i just came to party, party
Asher - she don't want a man man man man man, she just wants to dance dance dance dance dance, she don't want a man man, she just wants to dance dance on the dance floor
(Verse 2) I see Boyder and ask him, yo can you take her fat friend? He laughs and then digs in hell yea ill be your wing man, we two step, we groovin, we dancin, we movin, the crowd weave through it, people gettin REAL STUPID! check my breath, and my sweat on my chest and my pits, yea im fresh, supa fresh, i would do me in a sec, bout to get my dance on, so i put my hands on, and she frowns, turns around, with a look like
Keri- Ain't lookin for no man, man, really just came to dance, dance, on the dance floor, know you wanna really really, i just came to party, party
Asher - she don't want a man man man man man, she just wants to dance dance dance dance dance, she don't want a man man, she just wants to dance dance on the dance floor
Keri - well you need to cool down, cause im way too hot too hot too hot too hot too hot
Asher - girl you need to cool out cause you not that hot that hot that hot that hot that hot
Keri - see im just tryin to cool down cause im way to hot too hot too hot too hot too hot
Asher - girl you need to cool out cause you not that hot, im just playin, im just hatin, i know you way too hot
Keri - Ain't lookin for no man, man, really just came to dance, dance, on the dance floor, know you wanna really really, (On the dance floor) i just came to party, party
Keri - aint lookin for romance, mance, really just came to dance dance on the dance floor know you wanna really really, (On the dance floor) i just came to party, party
[Hook: eddie murphy sample]
My girl wants to
Party all the time, party all the time, party all the time (x2)
[Verse 1: asher roth]
My girl, she drinks and smokes
Then she goes to fashion shows
Forth and back, back and forth
Takes the (uh) just like a pro
Try to keep on up with her but really why bother
Girl's a super hottie plus she parties way harder
Still looking great with no make-up on
Keep going strong 'til the break of dawn
Eighth to the face, take it straight no chase
When she stray from the pace ain't a damn thing wrong
Mother, sister, brother they insist on drinking water
But she's sipping on some liquor, janice dickinson had taught her well
Hammered, you can hardly tell
Stammered, but she hides it well
Hands up in the air and yells "party all the time"
She dance around me in her thong
Sing along, favorite song
Rip a shot, hit the bong
Going all night long
[Hook x4]
[Verse 2: asher roth]
Sorry little barbie who can hardly take a sip
Yeah, my chick be drinking whiskey just to chase it with a kiss
Then she'll charge it to her card, whole bar, plus tip
Yeah for her and all her friends cause she never pays for shit
Kind of chick that you see on the t.v. (yeah)
Real high heels and her cleavage (yeah)
Rolling up some homegrown asking "can we smoke some weed in here?"
Isn't like she needed it but got diamonds and pearls
And definitely ain't a lesbian but kisses other girls
Drives a car that isn't hers, keeps the keys up in her purse
Lipstick, red or pink, tell me which do you prefer?
Mini-skirts exotic furs wanna make the kitten purr
Try to go and buy a drink but split before you finish yours cause she
[Hook]
[Verse 3: meek mill]
Parties all the time, shorty she a dime
Ass like nicki, barbie in her prime
Stripping on that pole, shorty on her grind
I meet her in the bathroom, dog her from behind
It's the red cup sipping, ciroc boy mixing
Bottles of that peach got that pussy all dripping
Line goes down the street, room full of bad bitches
Everybody super wasteful and them hoes is mad twisted
Asher roth passed her off I had to ball, that ass was soft
I dribbled all on it like basketball
She nibbled all on it, I smashed I'm gone
It last through the morning and on through the night
11am I was off to a flight
Land in your city it's all of the lights
I got them hoes rolling like all of the dice
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
They say it's a cold world, yeah you got that right
I almost packed it all in on the spot last night
They want a killer instinct then I'm just that type
But if the fight's not mine, I won't fight that fight
Life without strugglin', yeah right
Make one mistake, won't make that twice
Out of sight, out of mind, find yourself out of time
Buy your own pants, get your hands out of mine
In advance, in a promise, you'll make it
There's work to be done, you must grind and shine
Every second is a blessin', yes it is precious
Suggest you get all instant message
The aggression when you're findin' a direction
And headin' non stop just to find that the road is blocked
You wanna pop, flip you and stun
But settle down and work it out, it's really all you've got
So I'll tell 'em
When I can't take it
When I can't take it no more
This is what I say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
When you can't take it
When you can't take it no more
This is what you say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
And yeah I'm frustrated, fuck this what's this, how much
Who what, where when, why man, how come?
So many questions unanswered
I don't understand, could you please explain, sir?
I'm in a phase, I believe I can change
In exchange for an explanation, estimation, hesitation
Is it as visible dealing with digital?
Figittin' through email
When the issue is pivotal critical condition
My head's in, I'm headin' in the wrong direction
Book me a session, let it off my chest
I'll invest in a cannon
Just so I can blow with my bro
As my right hand man
Fan dan ass kickin' with ash spittin'
I'm not different, just ask Jigga
He listened and witnessed the birth of a star
Emergin' and surgin' his way up to the top of the charts
Now sing along
When I can't take it
When I can't take it no more
This is what I say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
When you can't take it
When you can't take it no more
This is what you say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
When I'm tryin' to come up
They wanna bring me down
When I'm tryin' to come up
They wanna bring me down
When I'm tryin' to come up
They wanna bring me down
When I'm tryin' to come up
They wanna bring me down
When you tryin' to come up
They wanna bring you down
When you tryin' to come up
They wanna bring you down
When you tryin' to come up
They wanna bring you down
When you tryin' to come up
They wanna bring you down
All the kids, sing along
When I can't take it
I can't take it no more
This is what I say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
When you can't take it
When you can't take it no more
This is what you say
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
La di da da da
La di da da da
Over
I'm nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon
Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college
I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)
And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn
Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college
Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it's going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You're all invited, bring your friends)
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college
Do I really have to graduate?
He leans back from his desk
Rubs the back of his neck
The stress takes effect
Grips the bridge of his nose
Squints while he's showing emotion he normally won't
At 56, he re-evaluates, possibly regretting some decisions that he's made
Black is turning Grey, patches of his age
Reflecting from the glasses a pass of every page
Passionately day reads, reading on occasion
Dreaming of the day when he could do the same thing
He's always wanted to write, that's all he's wanted in life
With two daughters, a son, and a remarkable wife
He's in a bind, he's has to provide
A family is relying on a Milli to survive
His father died at 56, so he's well aware how vital a father figure is
How big of a responsibility it is
To be a good husband and care for your kids
Never miss an event, helping them with homework
Discipline to prevent things when they're older
His only son is only 21 and focus as a poet has only just begun
Papa isn't dumb, he understands what this means
His dream is my dream, my dream is his dream
[Chorus]
I close my eyes and I can see (his dream)
The sacrifices he made for me (his dream)
Put it aside for his family (his dream)
So I'ma keep it alive (yeah)
And so he targeted to be the dream guardian
Guarding it from anything and anyone whose harming it
But in his heart he knows the hardest thing about it is
Giving up on his dream to be all about his kids
As he kisses the lips of the Mrs. for 24 years, going on the 25th
He thinks to himself this alone is the wealth
That's greater then what's bought and that's sold on the shelf
Sometimes a dream is all that we have
We have to continue to dream
Cause once it is lost amongst other thoughts
Then what really are we? (What are we?)
[Chorus]
I close my eyes and I can see (his dream)
The sacrifices he made for me (his dream)
Put it aside for his family (his dream)
So I'ma keep it alive (yeah)
So he sits back at his desk
Cracking his knuckles and back of his neck
Faxing a paper displaying his name
on another application explaining the main
Things they should know, but the things that they don't
All the things that distinguish him as an adult
And over the phone he can never expose
The roll that he chose, the roll in his home
And at home he is a leader, a father
He'll prove it by using his son and his daughters
In their life he'll be playing the part of
The one who inspires, the one we admire
His only son is only 21 and focus as a poet has only just begun
Papa isn't dumb, he understands what this means
His dream is my dream, my dream is his dream
[Chorus]
I close my eyes and I can see (his dream)
The sacrifices he made for me (his dream)
Put is aside for his family (his dream)
(yo ash, [whats up man], if you could have any cartoon chick who would it be?)
[Its funny you ask that]
Right of the bat I'll have Jessica rabbit,
she's the baddest, i love them tatties,
yea that chessed pressed, in that red dress,
im obsessed yes, with red heads,
so Ariel would get it in the shower,
do beauty with beast, Eiffel tower,
I'd take jasmine on a magic carpet ride,
then I'd ride her carpet until i made it fly
And Cinderella's better than the step sisters,
gives the best head and is the best kisser,
unless of course she forgot the glass slippers,
than fairy god mother is the one to give the dick to,
mulans punan is oh so sweet,
wake sleeping beauty up when i get her in the sheets,
i fucked snow white cause i heard she was a freak,
yo foget Hugh Heff, imma roll with Disney
(Chorus)
If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would you pick,
If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would get the dick,
Cause if u had a cartoon chick she wouldn't blow up yo phone,
i don't need a cartoon chick i can just draw my own,
I Scooby-dood daphney while betty boop watched,
Told Judy jetson yo can get on top,
yea of course i'd do willma but Betty's mad hop,
not Fred flinstone but i'll make her bedrock,
I fucked neon flux and rouge from the X-men,
and maybe rainbow bright because i heard she was a lesbian,
smurfete would get it because of my blue feish,
So that in clude's marge Simpson too,get it,
(Chorus 2X)
[yo Dave, you know who else i would do Louis griffin,
yo we crusin, (yo we crusin')
yeah we crusin, (yeah we crusin')
yo we crusin' (yo we crusin')
down the streets (down the streets)
i got the money, who go the dutchies?
you got the munchies? i got the weed
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
my homies in the front, got honeys in the back
you roll that weed up and put it in the air
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
so roll it up, (roll it tight)
hit it once (hit it twice)
pass it round,(pass it round)
but don't roll the windows down
lets box it out and save the trees
we hoppin' out like the mystery machine
my eyes be the size of mr.meahgi's
squinting to read the fine print on the wide screen
we riding, riding and thats when i see
red lights behind me, i then start to freak
hide the weed, ho x4
(chatter)
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
my homies in the front, got honeys in the back
you roll that weed up and put it in the air
you know we be blunt crusin' x2
yo we crusin, (yo we crusin')
yeah we crusin, (yeah we crusin')
yo we crusin' (yo we crusin')
down the streets (down the streets)
i got the money, who go the dutchies?
you got the munchies? i got the weed
yo, stop at sev for a drink, ice cream and some chips
wheres the dutch at, homie pass that shit
not like that homie ash that shit
can you turn this song up, homie ash that shit
you don't need roach clips if you can't hold it
you can use your phone tip, hurry up and take this
for real man hurry up and take this shit,
yo its burning my finger tips dude
grab the weed, ho i got it! x4
(chatter)
