Plot
Scotch Thistle and Cane Toad are sick of being classified as 'Weeds and Pests', so they ask wise old Platypus for advice. She advises them to travel to Canberra to ask Julia Gillard to reclassify them as 'desirable' species. However Julia's suggested solution (containing them in detention centres for processing as export products) does not appeal to them, so they head back home. Unfortunately, when they get there, a goat looking for the symposium on Weeds and Pests steps on Cane Toad and eats Thistle. But all ends well when they end up on a cloud in Heaven.
Three strangers, three different stories, one... Situation
Plot
Something has gone wrong at a remote scientific research station on Mars. All research has ceased. Communication has failed. And the messages that do get through are less than comforting. It's a level 5 quarantine and the only souls allowed in or out are the Rapid Response Tactical Squad - hardened Marines armed to the teeth with enough firepower to neutralize the enemy...or so they think.
Keywords: 2020s, 2040s, 21st-century, accident, action-hero, alien, alien-invasion, altered-version-of-studio-logo, ambush, anti-hero
No one gets out alive.
Hell Breaks Loose
Sarge: I'm not supposed to die.
Sarge: Semper Fi, Motherfucker! Faithful to the corps John.
Goat: Be sober; be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walketh about seeking whom he may devour.::Corporal Dean Portman: That's real comforting Goat, that ain't freaking me out at all.
Sarge: Are you gonna shoot me?::John Grimm: Yeah, was thinking about it::Sarge: What you got left?::John Grimm: Half a clip. You?::Sarge: [points BFG] I've got one round.
Sarge: [after unlocking Bio-Force Gun vault] Big fucking gun.
Pinky: All right, drop the weapons! I mean it! I am not going to be killed by a madman, drop the weapons!::[something growls]::Pinky: Aw, there's something behind me, isn't there?
Samantha Grimm: So, "Reaper"? As in "Grim"?::John Grimm: They're Marines, Sam, not poets.
Duke: [after meeting Samantha] Please tell me you didn't let a fine piece of ass like that get away from you, Reaper.::John Grimm: She's my sister.::Duke: No shit?::Destroyer: Don't do this again, man.::Duke: Do what?
John Grimm: Like The Kid said, "Go to Hell"!
Sarge: Shoulder your fucking weapon, soldier!
Plot
Classic tale of a girl named Alice who follows a white rabbit down a hole into Wonderland, where she can change sizes by eating and drinking and animals talk. After escaping the disturbing Queen of Hearts, she finds that she has ended up on the other side of the looking glass in Looking Glass Land and that there is a mind-created Jabberwocky after her. With the advice of a wise owl and royal chess pieces on her mind, she ventures home, vowing to grow up in this two-part movie which remains most faithful to the original stories written by Lewis Carroll.
Keywords: accent, alice-in-wonderland, alternate-dimension, animal, anthropomorphic-flower, based-on-novel, bird, book, cape, card
The Stunning Adaptation Of A Family Classic!
The incredible all-star version of the unforgettable tale
The Complete Two-Part Story
Cheshire Cat: [in song] Somehow you strayed and lost your way, and now there'll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends - not even time to make amends. You are too naïve if you do believe life is innocent laughter and fun.
Alice: [reading] 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!"
Duchess: Do you think I'm ready for gravel groveling?
Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
White Queen: [singing] Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never ever jam today!
Queen of Hearts: In that case, would you be good enough to grovel?::Duchess: Grovel?::Queen of Hearts: Yes. Right here on the gravel!
[the disembodied head of the Cheshire Cat appears]::Alice: It's the Cheshire Cat! Oh, hello, Cheshire Cat.::Cheshire Cat: Hello. How do you like the Queen?::Alice: Not at all. I don't like that of losing my head. Would you?::Cheshire Cat: I could hardly afford that.
Queen of Hearts: Off with your head!
Conductor: Where's your ticket?::Alice: [searches her pockets] I'm afraid I haven't got one. There wasn't a ticket office where I got on.::Conductor: No excuses, please! You should have got one from the engine driver! [he leaves in a huff]::Gentleman in the Paper Suit: He means the man that drives the engine also sells the tickets! You should have known that!
Mad Hatter: Do you know "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?"::Alice: Yes I do. [singing] Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.::Mad Hatter: No, no, no, no, no. That's not good at all. I prefer... Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you're at.::The Dormouse: [startled] Twinkle twinkle little skunk, how I wonder if you're drunk! [falls over]::The March Hare: Twinkle twinkle little ant... you do look strange without your pants. [laughs]
[first lines]::Max: I'm Max! M-A-X! The wolf, watch out! A king, the wild wolf-king of everything!
Max: [last lines] I smell good things to eat! But is it hot? Did Mother make it hot? Is it still hot? It smells hot! It looks hot! It's hot!
The domestic goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of goat domesticated from the wild goat of southwest Asia and Eastern Europe. The goat is a member of the family Bovidae and is closely related to the sheep as both are in the goat-antelope subfamily Caprinae. There are over 300 distinct breeds of goat.
Goats are one of the oldest domesticated species, and have been used for their milk, meat, hair, and skins over much of the world. In the 20th century, they also gained in popularity as pets.
Female goats are referred to as "does" or "nannies", intact males as "bucks" or "billies", and their offspring are "kids". Castrated males are "wethers". Goat meat from younger animals is called "kid" or cabrito (Spanish), and from older animals is simply known as "goat" or sometimes called chevon (French), or in some areas "mutton" (which more often refers to adult sheep meat).
The Modern English word "goat" comes from the Old English gāt which meant "she-goat", and this in turn derived from Proto-Germanic *gaitaz (cf. Old Norse and Dutch geit "goat", German Geiß "she-goat", and Gothic gaits "goat"), ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *ghaidos meaning "young goat" (cf. Latin haedus "kid"), itself perhaps from a root meaning "jump" (assuming that Old Church Slavonic zajęcǐ "hare", Sanskrit jihīte "he moves" are related)[citation needed]. To refer to the male of the species, Old English used bucca (which survives as "buck") until a shift to he-goat (and she-goat) occurred in the late 12th century. "Nanny goat" (for females) originated in the 18th century and "billy goat" (for males) in the 19th.
here it go
see this is the part i was worried about
everybody thinks that my career was down the tubes
and i must be in some dusty garage
inhalin' the carbon monoxide fumes
and everyone's tellin' me what i should do and how i should come out or what to rap about
and i know that i got a lot up in my medulla oblongata that i gotta get out
and i'm not sure how this is gonna come off
they're probably gonna think that i'm comin' off as cocky
like i just started givin' a f-ck what you really think about me :worship:
see the thing about me, is you don't really know a thing about me
everyone's makin' a stink about me
like it's some kind of a aura of that up that came around me
[LL Talking during 1st chorus]
Uhh, Yeah, Hell yeah, Word up
Yeah, Hell yeah, hell yeah
[Chorus]
I'm the G.O.A.T.
The Greast of All Time (coo-coo, coo, Cool J)
The Greast of All Time (LL)
The Greast of All Time (coo, coo, Cool J)
The Greast of All Time
I'm the G.O.A.T.
The Greast of All Time (coo-coo, coo, Cool J)
The Greast of All Time (LL)
The Greast of All Time (Cool J)
I'm the Greast of All Time
[Verse 1]
I was on the movie set, then he hit me on the cell
Niggas out here talk bout the King of Rap fell
Fell where? Don't these niggas know I'm LL?
Lemme run it throguht this album, tell Spielberg "Chill"
My jet hit LaGuardia six in the morn
They be waitin in the Bentley when the plane takes on
Straight to the studio dirty - no shower
Threw out 5 mics in the first half hour
Niggas know, who about to get all the dough (LL)
Who about to hit all your homes (LL)
Who about to spit all the flows
That's all I can say, and I can't stands no more (We know)
Aiight then, what the fuck the deal yo?
I's raised on some ill shit, let's be real
Uptown - the Bronx, and Brooklyn and Queens
Staten Island, Jersey, ya know the routine
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
East Coast - y'all want it, y'all got it
Look up in my eyes, a nigga feelin psychotic
Look outside nigga, my cars excited
Look at the crowd, how they respond to my product
Like exstacy, my crew's next to me
It's my destiny, to make history
I'm the emperor - Rap King
>From the streets of Paris, up north to Sing-Sing
One question: Do I do my thing thing? (Hell Yeah)
Then putcha L's in the air, for the Greatest Rapper All Time
You want that other nigga album
But that nigga bought all mine
So get the realness (uhh)
Matter fact turn it up so you can feel this (uhh)
Ice grill all you want, I'm fearless (uhh)
Nigga, you just blue try, you can't appeal this (uhh)
I'm about to kill this (uhh)
[Chorus]
[(Background) LL]
(LL Cool J is) Break it down
(Hard as)
Feel it, yeah, blow ya whistles, yeah *laugh*
Sss, you can't fuck wit me, nigga
Feel it
Fuck wrong wit you?
[Verse 3]
I wrote so ill that I sold ten mill
Drop more platinum, to fo' mo' bills
You pop mo' shit, I show mo' skill
Greatest of All Time, and that's all real
Ain't no reapper could do what I do
Rip ya whole label so low, no crew
Ain't a M C that I can't go throught
And I only have respect for a chosen few
But they could get it too
Trust me, you don't want L to spit at you
I'm the one they call when shit gets critical
The way I conquer the world is spiritual
I'm imperial
Everlasting, the best who ever did it
Holdin the crown down, can't nobody get it
Germany, Italy, France, Japan
London, Africa, bow to The Master - The G.O.A.T.
[Chorus 2X]
LL Cool J is hard as..
Freak out
Don't you take the cop out
Chain reactor touch down
Take a drum and tie it down
Grinder
Pour it in and grind it
Put it through the grater
Use your hole to find it
Turn around
Freak out
Drop out
Goat
Echo
Low reverberation
Step it up sharp intake
Animal sensation
Discord
SHoot to hit brain melter
Heavy turbine crackle
work expectations bind the holy to the wrong
reflecting what they'll never be
sing out, pay out another day has come and gone
get used to the feeling of rotting
just watch it, goat boy
you watch it, you're a goat
down in the rust steel yard a goat boy loses limb
no need to feed old nan and kids
old buck he pumps it up, to keep his life from getting low
then back to compo when he's home
just watch the goat boy
just watch it, you're a goat
let me hear the goat boy talk!
don't judge me, goat boy