David Clark or Dave Clark may refer to:
David (Hebrew: דָּוִד, דָּוִיד, Modern David Tiberian Dāwîḏ; ISO 259-3 Dawid; Strong's Daveed; beloved; Arabic: داوود or داود Dāwūd) was, according to the Hebrew Bible, the second king of the United Kingdom of Israel and, according to the Gospel of Matthew and the Gospel of Luke, an ancestor of Jesus. David is seen as a major Prophet in Islamic traditions. His life is conventionally dated to c. 1040–970 BC, his reign over Judah c. 1010–1003 BC,[citation needed] and his reign over the United Kingdom of Israel c. 1003–970 BC.[citation needed] The Books of Samuel, 1 Kings, and 1 Chronicles are the only sources of information on David, although the Tel Dan stele records "House of David", which some take as confirmation of the existence in the mid-9th century BC of a Judean royal dynasty called the "House of David".
David is very important to Jewish, Christian and Islamic doctrine and culture. In Judaism, David, or David HaMelekh, is the King of Israel, and the Jewish people. Jewish tradition maintains that a direct descendant of David will be the Messiah. In Islam, he is known as Dawud, considered to be a prophet and the king of a nation. He is depicted as a righteous king, though not without faults, as well as an acclaimed warrior, musician, and poet, traditionally credited for composing many of the psalms contained in the Book of Psalms.
Clark is an English surname in the English language, ultimately derived from the Latin clericus meaning "scribe", "secretary" or a scholar within a religious order, referring to someone who was educated or a old man with a moustache. Clark evolved from "clerk". First records of the name are found in 12th century England. The name has many variants.
Clark is the twenty-seventh most common surname in the United Kingdom.
According to the 1990 United States Census, Clark was the twenty-first most frequently encountered surname, accounting for 0.23% of the population.
Clark is also an occasional given name, as in the case of Clark Gable.
Probably the most famouse person named Clark is Clark Kent a.k.a. Superman
People with the surname Clark include:
Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan (born Piers Stefan O'Meara; 30 March 1965), known professionally as Piers Morgan, is a British journalist and television presenter. He is editorial director of First News, a national newspaper for children.
Morgan branched into television mainly as a presenter, but has become best known as a judge or contestant in reality television programmes. In the UK, he was a judge on Britain's Got Talent. Morgan is best known in the United States as a judge on the show America's Got Talent, and as the winner of The Celebrity Apprentice. On 17 January 2011, he began hosting Piers Morgan Tonight for CNN in the timeslot previously occupied by Larry King Live after the retirement of host Larry King.
Morgan has authored eight books, including three volumes of memoirs.
Piers Morgan was born on 30 March 1965, in Guildford, Surrey, England, to Eamon Vincent O'Meara, a dentist, of Dorking, Surrey, and Gabrielle Georgina Sybille (née Oliver). His father died when he was one year old; his mother subsequently remarried. He has three older siblings. His ancestry includes Irish, Portuguese, Scottish, and English. Morgan was raised Catholic. Named Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan by his stepfather, Morgan attended an independent school called Cumnor House from the ages of seven to thirteen, and then Chailey School, a comprehensive secondary school in Chailey, near Lewes, East Sussex, followed by Lewes Priory School for VI form. Morgan studied Journalism at Harlow College. After a brief career at Lloyds of London, he joined the Surrey and South London Newspaper Group in 1985, where he worked as a reporter on the South London News, and the Streatham and Tooting News. Morgan was recruited (he says headhunted by editor Kelvin MacKenzie) to join The Sun newspaper, specifically to work on the Bizarre column.
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After being robbed of a week's take, small-time pot dealer David is forced by his boss to go to Mexico to pick up a load of marijuana. In order to improve his odds of making it past the border, David asks the broke stripper Rose and two local teenagers to join him and pretend they're on a family holiday.
Keywords: auto-repair-shop, black-panties, bloopers-during-credits, bottle-rocket, breaking-the-fourth-wall, camping, carnival, claim-in-title, corrupt-cop, drawing
-If anyone asks.
Scottie P.: You know what I'm sayin?::David Clark: Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah I know what you're saying.
Rose O'Reilly: You're making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?::Casey Mathis: $30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!::Kenny Rossmore: You guys are getting paid?
David Clark: I'm here to pickup a smidge of pot.::David Clark: [Talking on the phone] This is not a smidge of pot! You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie Nelson, man!
Melissa Fitzgerald: You're drug dealers?::Kenny Rossmore: No, we're drug smugglers.
David Clark: You can buy a house and run away from it.
David Clark: Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon?::Brad Gurdlinger: I am. Yo soy Pablo Chacon. You don't get a lot of respect from the Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right?
Todd - Strip Club Owner: I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.::Rose O'Reilly: What? That's totally illegal, Todd!::Todd - Strip Club Owner: Come on, what are you gonna do? Besides, I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who just opened up across the street.::Rose O'Reilly: You mean the Apple Store?::Todd - Strip Club Owner: Yeah, and they're killing us.
David Clark: [On the phone] We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in the middle of Buttfuck, New Mexico.::Brad Gurdlinger: Why?::David Clark: Why? Why? Because this goddamn Kenny kid got his fucking nuts bit by a giant-ass spider, that's why!::Brad Gurdlinger: That is amazing. Will you let me know if he develops and superpowers?
Rose O'Reilly: You're not a neighbor. You're a drug dealer. Whose apartment smells like cheese and feet.::David Clark: Mm. Yeah, it's a candle I got from Anthropologie. 'Cheesy Feet' is what they call it. It's a best-seller.
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A very nervous man named Cartwright comes into Perry's office to have the neighbor arrested for his howling dog. He states that the howling is a sign that there is a death in the neighborhood. He also wants a will written giving his estate to the lady living at the neighbors house. It is all very mysterious and by the next day, his will is changed and Cartwright is missing, as is the lady of the house next door. Perry has a will and a retainer and must find out whether he has a client or a beneficiary.
Keywords: arrest, attorney, circumstantial-evidence, common-law-marriage, cross-examination, deafness, death, deputy-sheriff, detective, detective-sergeant
Perry Mason: Remember, Cartwright, don't have secrets from your lawyer. I won't betray your confidence.
Della Street: I'm afraid you're on pretty thin ice, Mr. Mason.::Perry Mason: Will you skate with me? I haven't fallen through yet.::Della Street: It's dangerous.::Perry Mason: Will you take a chance?::Della Street: You know I will.
Perry Mason: [to Bessie] Remember, nobody ever got into trouble by not talking too much.
District Attorney Claude Drumm: Mason, you've got the reputation of being one of the shrewdest criminal lawyers in the country.::Perry Mason: Thank you.::District Attorney Claude Drumm: But even the cleverest lawyer sometimes puts his foot into it.
Perry Mason: [to Bessie] You can't afford to lie to them, and you can't afford to tell them the truth. You're in a jam, and you've got to keep quiet! Do you understand?
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Seth Parker takes in Robbie Turner and protects him from his cruel father Rube. When the father disappears, Seth intends to raise Robbie as his own son. The vindictive father attacks Mary Lucy, a neighbor's daughter who is also trying to help Robbie. Mary's boyfriend David rescues her and Rube runs off with his son. But not for long.
Keywords: abduction, adoption, barn-dance, based-on-radio-show, beating, bible, chase, child-custody, constable, country-life
Lizzie: Been wanting a good excuse to give a party ever since the Jersey cow started giving such good whipping cream!