Plot
Harvey Kay gets divorced at a wedding after he refuses to have children with his wife. He goes about his daily routine, but starts seeing the adults around him as the spawn he could have created. It's never too late to stop acting your age.
There's Something in the Basement...
Plot
An error in the operating system of a fully-immersive zombie survival game traps players in the game and causes their central nervous systems to shut down if they are killed in the game, thus killing them in real life. On presidential order special warfare operators are uploaded to the servers with the orders to locate and protect survivors at any cost. GLITCH follows a four-man SEAL team through their first hours in-game as they fight to protect a band of survivors.
Plot
A double-bill of thrillers that recall both filmmakers' favorite exploitation films. "Grindhouse" (a downtown movie theater in disrepair since its glory days as a movie palace known for "grinding out" non-stop double-bill programs of B-movies) is presented as one full-length feature comprised of two individual films helmed separately by each director. "Death Proof," is a rip-roaring slasher flick where the killer pursues his victims with a car rather than a knife, while "Planet Terror" shows us a view of the world in the midst of a zombie outbreak. The films are joined together by clever faux trailers that recall the '50s exploitation drive-in classics.
Keywords: accidental-suicide, actress, anthropophagus, apology, assassination, assault, assault-rifle, attempted-rape, austin-texas, b-movie
The sleaze-filled saga of an exploitation double feature.
A Rodriguez/Tarantino Double Feature
See! Two great movies for one low price! Together in one smash explosive show
A double feature that'll tear you in two!
You might feel a little prick. (segment "Planet Terror")
You'll Come Home for the Holidays... In A Body Bag (segment 'Thanksgiving')
Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you?::[Arlene nods]::Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar?::Arlene: It's your car.::Stuntman Mike: Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. It's my mom's car.
Pam: Take a picture, it lasts longer.::Stuntman Mike: What?::Pam: That table. Seems to keep them getting your attention.::Stuntman Mike: Is that the girl from the billboard outside?::Pam: Yup.::Stuntman Mike: She sure is a striking looking woman. Look at that hair.::Pam: Lots of leave-in conditioner.::Stuntman Mike: Is that jealousy I detect?::Pam: Hardly. But if you wanna get with Jungle Julia, there's a real easy way to do that.::Stuntman Mike: Yeah? And what would that be?::Pam: Get famous. You won't have to find her, she'll find you. And you don't even wanna know what she did for that billboard. Enjoy it cocksucker, you've earned it.::Stuntman Mike: What did she ever do to you?::Pam: We went to school together, from kindergarten to high school, that's what she did to me. She was her height right now at twelve. She was a monster! Half the guy she still fucks from the old class she used to beat up and terrorize in the fifth grade.::Stuntman Mike: And I see she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk.::Pam: That pituitary case might've kicked my ass a couple of times... Sorry, I'm built like a girl and not a black man, but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
Abernathy: I was wondering if my friends and I could take the car out on our own just to see if we feel comfortable in it.::Jasper: Why would I do something stupid like that?::Abernathy: To better sell your automobile.::Jasper: How do I know you're not just gonna steal it?::Abernathy: Four reasons. One: we are not thieves. Two: that would be rude. Three: we are staying at the Day's Inn in town, you can check with them, we are registered for the next month. Well, Zoe's not, but Kim and I are so we are totally track-downable.::Jasper: Who's Kim? The colored girl?::Abernathy: Yes, Kim would be the girl of color. And four, and most importantly, that will give you a chance to get to know our other friend, Lee.::[points out Lee]::Jasper: She looks kinda familiar::Abernathy: That is because she is a famous movie star. We are making a Hollywood movie here in town::Jasper: Why's she dressed like that?::Abernathy: Because it's a cheerleader movie and she's one of the cheerleaders.::Jasper: What's a cheerleader movie?::Abernathy: A movie about cheerleaders.::Jasper: Is it a porno?::Abernathy: [looks at Jasper] *Yes*! But don't mention it. She's shy.
Cherry: It's go go, not cry cry.
[as Wray is dying]::Cherry: [crying] No... you can't go. Two against the world, remember?::Wray: There will be, I promise::Wray: [touching her stomach] I never miss.
[repeated line]::Wray: I never miss.
[repeated line]::J.T.: Best in Texas.
J.T.: Hey, hey. You want some barbeque? Best in Texas.::Cherry: Oh, no thanks.::J.T.: What's the matter? You don't eat meat?::Cherry: Oh, I eat meat. I also eat lots of shit.::Cherry: [grins] See that?::J.T.: What's that?::Cherry: Shit-eating grin.::J.T.: [laughs] You ought to be a comedian.::Cherry: What do you think of the leg?::J.T.: [laughs] Sure is funny.
[repeated line]::Cherry: I was going to be a stand-up comedian.
Announcer: [from Segment "Don't] If you... are thinking... of going... into... this house... DON'T!
Plot
After an experimental bio-nerve gas is accidentally released at a remote U.S. military base in Texas, those exposed to the gas turn into flesh-eating, mutating zombies out to kill. An assortment of various people who include stripper Cherry, her shady mechanic ex-boyfriend Wray, a strong-willed doctor, the local sheriff, and an assortment of various people must join forces to survive the night as the so-called "sickos" threaten to take over the whole town and the world.
Keywords: accidental-shooting, accidental-suicide, amputee-sex, anthropophagus, anti-hero, assault-rifle, attempted-rape, axe, barbecue, beach
Fully Loaded
You might feel a little prick
Humanity's last hope... Rests on a high power machine gun
Dr. Dakota Block: No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.
Skip: It's go go, not cry cry.
[repeated line]::El Wray: I never miss.
[repeated line]::J.T. Hague: Best in Texas.
[repeated line]::Cherry Darling: I was going to be a stand-up comedian.
J.T. Hague: Hey, hey. You want some barbeque? Best in Texas.::Cherry Darling: Oh, no thanks.::J.T. Hague: What's the matter? You don't eat meat?::Cherry Darling: Oh, I eat meat. I also eat lots of shit. [grins] See that?::J.T. Hague: What's that?::Cherry Darling: Shit-eating grin.::J.T. Hague: [laughs] You ought to be a comedian.::Cherry Darling: What do you think of the leg?::J.T. Hague: [laughs] Sure is funny.
Sheriff Hague: Where the hell are you going?::El Wray: I'm going to get Cherry.::Sheriff Hague: Fine, but we're taking my car.::[his car explodes]::Sheriff Hague: [looking back at Wray] I'm riding with you.
Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
J.T. Hague: That boy's got the devil in him.
El Wray: Did you find what was in the pocket?::Cherry Darling: Fuck no.::El Wray: Look for it.::[Cherry searches through one pocket]::El Wray: No, the other one.::[Cherry searches through the other pocket and takes out a box with a ring inside it]::El Wray: I was gonna give it to you, but you left me. 'Cuz you took the jacket...::Cherry Darling: [saying it at the same time as El Wray]... and I looked for it for two weeks.::El Wray: Read it.::Cherry Darling: Two against the world.::El Wray: Remember that?::Cherry Darling: I never forgot it.
Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American martial artist, stand-up comedian, actor, writer and color commentator. He is best known for playing Joe Garrelli on the NBC sitcom NewsRadio, commentating for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, hosting the NBC reality show Fear Factor and The Joe Rogan Experience podcast.
Rogan was born in Newark, New Jersey. His paternal grandfather was Irish and the remainder of his ancestry is Italian.
In 1981, at age fourteen, he became a practitioner of Kenpo Karate before transitioning to Taekwondo. He eventually gained a 2nd dan black belt. A four-time state champion in Massachusetts, in 1987 he was the USA Taekwondo U.S. Open Champion. In 1996, he began training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under Jean Jacques Machado, eventually earning his brown belt. In addition, he holds a brown belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.
He also practiced and competed in kickboxing.
In 1994, he co-starred on the Fox comedy Hardball as Frank Valente, the young, ego-centric star player on a fictional professional baseball team. From 1995 to 1999, he co-starred on the comedy NewsRadio. He portrayed Joe Garrelli, the electrician at WNYX, a news radio station in New York City. In 2002, he appeared on the episode "A Beautiful Mind" of Just Shoot Me as Chris, Maya Gallo's boyfriend. In 2011, Rogan played his first major character in a movie in the Kevin James movie Zookeeper. He is slated to play himself in an upcoming action-comedy starring Kevin James called Here Comes the Boom, set to be released in the summer of 2012.
Elizabeth 'Lee' Miller, Lady Penrose (April 23, 1907 – July 21, 1977) was an American photographer. Born in Poughkeepsie, New York in 1907, she was a successful fashion model in New York City in the 1920s before going to Paris where she became an established fashion and fine art photographer. During the Second World War, she became an acclaimed war correspondent for Vogue covering events such as the London Blitz, the liberation of Paris, and the concentration camps at Buchenwald and Dachau.
Lee Miller was born on April 23, 1907 in Poughkeepsie, New York. Her parents were Theodore and Florence Miller (née MacDonald). Her father was of German descent, and her mother a Canadian of Scottish and Irish descent. She had a younger brother named Erik, and older brother named John. Theodore always favored Lee, and he often used her as a model for his amateur photography. When she was eight years old, she was raped while staying with a family friend in Brooklyn. Soon after, it was realized that Lee had contracted gonorrhea.[page needed] The rape (which she almost never discussed), had a life-long traumatizing effect upon her.
Abby Abadi (born Arbaiyah Abdul Manan on December 1, 1977) is a Malaysian actress who stars on the popular police drama, Gerak Khas. She won the Berita Harian's Anugerah Bintang Popular Award for Most Popular TV Actress in 2000, 2001, 2002, and 2003.[1]
Abby Abadi was a member of the girl-group Elite, before leaving it in 1998.[2] She joined the Wheel of Fortune-based game show Roda Impian during its second season, as co-host.[3] She later left the show.
Abadi was also filming for the TV series Gerak Khas, playing one of the leads, Inspektor Aleeza. Its popularity led in 2001 to a hit feature film [4] based on the series. Two sequels followed, with more modest success. In 2005, she had a part as Atikah on Kamasutra.[5]
Abadi married her co-star, Norman Hakim (Inspektor Haris), in 2002. After a marital crisis in 2006, during which they filed for divorce, they renewed their vows.[6]
La la la la, la da da da da da
La la la la, la da da da da da
Oh Abby, ooh Abby
I had a lotta fun tonight
We will never run out of things to say
We just pick up like it was yesterday
Oh Abby, ooh Abby
I had a lotta fun tonight
Funny how we can't remember summer now
But remember hanging out in high school
Oh Abby, ooh Abby
I had a lotta fun tonight
Glad to share some midnight conversation
Moments unique and life observations
Oh Abby, ooh Abby
I had a lotta fun tonight
Oh Abby, ooh Abby