6:32
ASIAN CANADIANS VS ASIANS AMERICANS
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published: 04 Aug 2014
ASIAN CANADIANS VS ASIANS AMERICANS
ASIAN CANADIANS VS ASIANS AMERICANS
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12:36
18 TYPES OF ASIAN GIRLS
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published: 23 Jul 2014
18 TYPES OF ASIAN GIRLS
18 TYPES OF ASIAN GIRLS
Buy the BOBALIFE, ASIANS EAT & T.O.Y.S shirt: http://shop.akufuncture.com Use: FUNGBROTHERS for 10% off! LIKE: http://www.facebook.com/thefungbros FOLLOW: http://www.twitter.com/FungBros DAVID: http://www.twitter.com/DavidBFung ANDREW: http://www.twitter.com/AndrewJFung DAVID: http://www.instagram.com/DavidBFung ANDREW: http://www.instagram.com/AndrewJFung PORTER LYNN https://twitter.com/Porter_Pie http://instagram.com/porter_pie imdb.me/porterlynn RICHIE's CHANNEL http://youtube.com/RichieLe23 http://instagram.com/RichieLe23 Assistant Producer: Jen Young Special Thanks: All the girls and guys who helped us compile this list! Shot by: Stanley Chen Edited by: Joe (http://www.instagram.com/JCovable) Tim Shiiba (http://www.instagram.com/Judogreen)- published: 23 Jul 2014
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1:45
If Asians Said The Stuff White People Say
"No, where are you really from?"
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published: 06 Jun 2014
If Asians Said The Stuff White People Say
If Asians Said The Stuff White People Say
"No, where are you really from?" Post to Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1olglM1 Like BuzzFeedVideo on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/18yCF0b Post to Twitter: http://bit.ly/1olgpLU starring: Jenny Yang Jenny's Site: http://jennyyang.tv/ Jenny On Twitter: https://twitter.com/jennyyangtv Eugene Yang special thanks to: Jeff Yang http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/tag/tao-jones/ music: Home On The Range Licensed via Warner Chappell Production Music Inc. GET MORE BUZZFEED: www.buzzfeed.com www.buzzfeed.com/video www.youtube.com/buzzfeed www.youtube.com/buzzfeedvideo www.youtube.com/buzzfeedyellow www.youtube.com/buzzfeedpop www.youtube.com/buzzfeedblue www.youtube.com/cnnbuzzfeed BUZZFEED YELLOW Tasty short, fun, inspiring, funny, interesting videos from BuzzFeed. From hilarious social segments to amazing how-to's and DIYs, BuzzFeed Yellow will entertain, educate, spark conversation about all the little things that matter in life. Just like BuzzFeedVideo, but more yellow.- published: 06 Jun 2014
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7:36
What Do Asians Think Of Non-Asians?- LEVEL: ASIAN Ep. 4
Oh...Stereotypes.
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ISA Photo Contest ...
published: 25 Sep 2013
What Do Asians Think Of Non-Asians?- LEVEL: ASIAN Ep. 4
What Do Asians Think Of Non-Asians?- LEVEL: ASIAN Ep. 4
Oh...Stereotypes. Watch Bonus Interview 1: http://youtu.be/KpTi_dlxBkU ISA Photo Contest - Win Trip to Florida: http://bit.ly/ISAFlor Watch Bonus Interview 2: http://youtu.be/WDqwRAlx-QY WATCH MORE LEVEL: ASIAN EPISODES "What's the Deal w/ K-Pop?" Ep 3: http://youtu.be/9xwF-58Fkvk "Yellow Face+Hollywood" Ep 2: http://youtu.be/o5ryoRw2Ttg "Asian Stereotypes" Ep 1: http://youtu.be/q4Mfi7vuJeE Starring: Andrew and David Fung Official: http://www.fungbrothers.com/ Like: https://www.facebook.com/thefungbros Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/fungbroscomedy Tumble: http://fungbrothers.tumblr.com/ David's Twitter: http://twitter.com/davidbfung Andrew's Twitter: http://twitter.com/andrewjfung PRODUCED: DAN Matthews, Phil Wang EDITED: Christian Soriano FILMED: Christian Soriano AUDIO: Ayako Matsuda, Alexander Siu GRAPHICS: Sandy Tsai, Ayako Matsuda, Christian Soriano SPECIAL THANKS: 626 Night Market, Alexander Siu, Everyone we interviewed at 626 Night Market, Esther Liu- published: 25 Sep 2013
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10:53
15 TYPES OF ASIAN GUYS
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published: 03 Jul 2014
15 TYPES OF ASIAN GUYS
15 TYPES OF ASIAN GUYS
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6:45
What Are The Different Types of Asians? - LEVEL: ASIAN Ep. 5
Fung Bros talk about differences + similarities between Asians
and if Filipino's consider ...
published: 05 Dec 2013
What Are The Different Types of Asians? - LEVEL: ASIAN Ep. 5
What Are The Different Types of Asians? - LEVEL: ASIAN Ep. 5
Fung Bros talk about differences + similarities between Asians and if Filipino's consider themselves Asian or Pacific Islander Watch Bonus Interview: http://youtu.be/Ylmds2heJwg Subscribe to Fung Bros: http://youtube.com/FungBrosComedy Watch Bonus Interview 2: http://youtu.be/MWNQfVUNWYI Thanks to the Friendship Games at Cal State Fullerton! WATCH MORE LEVEL: ASIAN EPISODES "What Do Asians Think of Non-Asians" Ep 4: http://youtu.be/4d468kutrKs "What's the Deal With K-POP?" Ep 3: http://youtu.be/9xwF-58Fkvk "Yellow Face+Hollywood" Ep 2: http://youtu.be/o5ryoRw2Ttg "Asian Stereotypes" Ep 1: http://youtu.be/q4Mfi7vuJeE Starring: Andrew and David Fung Official: http://www.fungbrothers.com/ Like: https://www.facebook.com/thefungbros Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/fungbroscomedy Tumble: http://fungbrothers.tumblr.com/ David's Twitter: http://twitter.com/davidbfung Andrew's Twitter: http://twitter.com/andrewjfung PRODUCED: DAN Matthews, Phil Wang EDITED: Christian Soriano FILMED: Christian Soriano AUDIO: Alexander Siu GRAPHICS: Sandy Tsai, Ayako Matsuda, Christian Soriano SPECIAL THANKS: Wong Fu Productions, The Fung Bros, The People at Friendship Games, Christian Soriano, Sekina Ngo, Derek Choi- published: 05 Dec 2013
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6:33
THINGS ASIANS PARENTS DO #4
PART 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqeiHIl3XY8
PART 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
published: 06 Sep 2013
THINGS ASIANS PARENTS DO #4
THINGS ASIANS PARENTS DO #4
PART 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqeiHIl3XY8 PART 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alwqv0c679I PART 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6fWrMGzdfQ FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/thefungbros TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/DavidBFung TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/AndrewJFung INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/AndrewJFung INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/DavidBFung Buy the shirts we're wearing! http://shop.akufuncture.com Use: FUNGBROTHERS for 10% off! Cici Lau as Mom http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1017246/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1 Edited: Leo Macatol Shot: Josh Yee- published: 06 Sep 2013
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3:43
Crazy Rich Asians Trailer
A Parody of Kevin Kwan novel, Crazy Rich Asians =) Yes the storyline is a parody ya'lls pl...
published: 13 Aug 2014
Crazy Rich Asians Trailer
Crazy Rich Asians Trailer
A Parody of Kevin Kwan novel, Crazy Rich Asians =) Yes the storyline is a parody ya'lls please calm yourselves.. ahha Directed and Edited by Leenda D Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/Leendadproductions Twitter:https://twitter.com/LeendaDong Instagram:http://instagram.com/leendadavenue Camera Operator + Director of Photography Main : Bri www.youtube.com/bchizzle Willy W www.photosbywilly.com Shayan M Instagram : http://instagram.com/shayanmoallef @shayanmoallef Lovely Actors Aaron Ho - Andrew Wu Instagram - @wu_andrew Dan Lee - Daniel Kim http://www.youtube.com/user/kimaginati0n https://www.facebook.com/danielkimmusic Henry Woo - Nick W Nerds Stephanie Cho Instagram : Lifeisarose Twitter :Stephrcho Facebook : Stephrcho Nita Suiki Instagram : @suiikii Red Party Girls Amanda Wong Instagram: http://instagram.com/amndawong @amndawong Twitter: @amndawong Linna Huynh https://www.facebook.com/linnahuynh2?ref=br_tf Instagram: http://instagram.com/derplinna @derplinna twitter: @linnahuynh Kelly Instagram : http://instagram.com/kellydong604 @kellydong604 Scott- Chinese Restaurant Man http://www.youtube.com/user/ScottSeolFilm Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sseol.live SPONSERS Designo Auto House P.T. Maxi Auto Tuning - http://www.ptmaxi.com/ Lotus Medical Clinic J.LI MODELS https://www.facebook.com/JLi.Models- published: 13 Aug 2014
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3:02
Things Asians Hate
http://www.Facebook.com/EliotChangComedy http://www.Twitter.com/EliotChang "Eliot's Stupid...
published: 14 Jan 2013
author: EliotChangOfficial
Things Asians Hate
Things Asians Hate
http://www.Facebook.com/EliotChangComedy http://www.Twitter.com/EliotChang "Eliot's Stupid Podcast" FREE on iTunes. Eliot Chang's "Comedy Central Presents" h...- published: 14 Jan 2013
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3:46
Things we (Asians) do differently
hey guys! felt like talking to the cam again n' RANTING. few random things we do different...
published: 15 Apr 2011
author: yourchonny
Things we (Asians) do differently
Things we (Asians) do differently
hey guys! felt like talking to the cam again n' RANTING. few random things we do differently.. kinda 1. Asian ghosts are lame 2. Complain about food NOT STOP...- published: 15 Apr 2011
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- author: yourchonny
7:59
ASIANS TAKING OVER COLLEGE?!
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published: 24 Mar 2014
ASIANS TAKING OVER COLLEGE?!
ASIANS TAKING OVER COLLEGE?!
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3:53
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT ASIANS
This is a COMEDY video but if you still take it seriously please submit your complaints to...
published: 28 Nov 2013
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT ASIANS
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT ASIANS
This is a COMEDY video but if you still take it seriously please submit your complaints to Meilyn... lol: http://facebook.com/SayChow.Meilyn ORIGINAL SCRIPT 1. They greet each other very awkwardly. Onision: Hello! Nice to meet you! *holds out hand* Mei: Hei, hei hei. *bows repeatedly* Onision: ...what the **** are you doing? *walks away awkwardly* 2. They're better at cosplay than white people. Mei: *dancing in cosplay* Onision: *same costume* **** my life. 3. They're act embarrassed by the way you live. Mei: THERE IS GARBAGE EVERYWHERE!? HOW YOU LIVE LIKE THIS? Onision: Well, there's a lot going on and stuff... Mei: You are not real man! You are sad little boy! Onision: Well, I'm workin all the time. Mei: No excuse!!! Get on **** floor and clean like ****! Onision: What? Mei: NOW!!!! Onision: *drops to knees* Mei: **** CLEAN FLOOR!!! DISGUSTING!!! Onision: *sobbing* Mei: YOU CRY LIKE ****! 4. They get offended if you guess their nationality wrong. Onision: Do you ever visit Thailand? Mei: Why the **** I visit Thailand? Onision: ...because... you're... Mei: I'm Chinese! Onision: I am so... sorry. Mei: Haha! Stupid white boy, I'm Thai. Onision: *stares awkwardly* What? 5. They're awful drivers. Mei: Hey, we going to mall. Onision: Not if you're driving. Mei: THAT ****!!! Onision: Sorry, let's go. Onision Mei: OH MY GOD I NO SEE!!!! *Onision screaming* WHERE IS FRONT WINDOW!? 6. They hate when you assume they know kung fu. Mei: Thanks for farting, smell like ****. Onision: That's the point of a fart. Mei: WHAT YOU SAY!? Onision: Woah don't karate chop me. Mei: WHY YOU THINK I KNOW KARATE!? *mei jumps in karate stance* Mei: I NOT KNOW KARATE GOD DAMN!!! *karate chops air* 7. They're smarter than any other race. Mei: Hey, how much 3,452 x 12 divided by 0.4? Onision: Uhh.... Mei: Rehtorical question, it 103,560. Onision: Wait, you can barely speak english yet you use the word "Rhetorical" Mei: Duhhh? 8. I feel like they're intentionally using words incorrectly so we feel dumb. Mei: You wah some rie? Onision: Some what? Mei: Or Brow Liceu? Onision: What sue? Mei: Why Ricue? Onision: What? Mei: RICE! DO YOU WANT SOME ****ING RICE YOU IDIOT WHITE BOY!? Onision: ...oh yes, I would like some rice thank you. 9. They screwed up senses of humor. Onision: Hey Mei, do you... Mei: I not May, I her sister Su. Onision: ...what? Mei: Mei in bathroom! YOU ****!!! NO TELL US APART!!!? Onision: ...Mei? Mei: WE ALL LOOK ALIKE TO YOU!!! ****!?! Onision: ...no... I'm sorry! Mei: ****!!! **** WHITE BOY!!! Onision: You don't look alike! You look totally different! Mei: Oh that funny cuz I'm Mei, I don't have sister. Onision: ...WHAT!? 10. A lot of them get... Mei: Oh you no like Asian? Onision: What? Mei: YOU NO LIKE ASIAN!!! YOU NO USE ASIAN CAMERA. Onision: It's a Sony. Mei: YEAH SOOOONY, THAT ASIAN!!! I TURN OFF ASIAN CAMERA FOR **** WHITE BOY... Onision: NOOOOO!!! Mei: HERE I TURN OFF... Onision: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Mei: ...how i turn off? Onision: ...you don't know? Mei: HOW I TURN OFF WHITE BOY!!! Onision: ...there's a switch on the back... Mei: Oh right here? Onision: ...yes. Mei: Bye bye.- published: 28 Nov 2013
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2:56
Stuff Only Asians Can Do: Sports Edition
Vol 2: http://youtu.be/4uMvAnAe-Iw
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published: 17 May 2014
Stuff Only Asians Can Do: Sports Edition
Stuff Only Asians Can Do: Sports Edition
Vol 2: http://youtu.be/4uMvAnAe-Iw ►See more at http://distractify.com/ Subscribe for more every day! Son's Gift: http://youtu.be/NquDQnlrApY Original Videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlS-0jml0kU http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0aa_1398251574 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tgGMY-KP7E#t=21 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A8L9xWtx4U- published: 17 May 2014
- views: 162647
5:09
Things Not to Say When Eating with Asians
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published: 11 Mar 2014
Things Not to Say When Eating with Asians
Things Not to Say When Eating with Asians
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/OffTheGreatWall Twitter: http://twitter.com/ntdotgw http://e.ntd.tv/NTDtelevision Have you ever been out with a group of friends and you excited to try that new Asian restaurant and then someone in the group just says or does something to totally mess that up? Subscribe for more Off the Great Wall: http://e.ntd.tv/SubscribeOTGW Make sure to share with your friends! __ OTGW Merchandise! http://e.ntd.tv/OTGWmerch Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/OffTheGreatWall Twitter: http://twitter.com/ntdotgw And let's not forget Google Plus: http://e.ntd.tv/GooglePlusOTGW Find Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/danotgw Find Mike on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mikexingchen NTD Television: http://e.ntd.tv/NTDtelevision __ MOBILE LINKS: More OTGW Vids!- published: 11 Mar 2014
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5:47
RAP LYRICS ABOUT ASIANS 2!
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published: 17 Jul 2014
RAP LYRICS ABOUT ASIANS 2!
RAP LYRICS ABOUT ASIANS 2!
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- views: 63804
4:32
Asians Eat Weird Things ft. AJ Rafael (MUSIC VIDEO) - Fung Brothers
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published: 05 Jul 2013
Asians Eat Weird Things ft. AJ Rafael (MUSIC VIDEO) - Fung Brothers
Asians Eat Weird Things ft. AJ Rafael (MUSIC VIDEO) - Fung Brothers
BUY THE T-SHIRT: http://shop.akufuncture.com/ For 10% off your order use the code: FUNGBROTHERS FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/thefungbros TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/DavidBFung TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/AndrewJFung INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/AndrewJFung INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/DavidBFung AJ Rafael (Beautiful Escape EP on iTunes now!) iTUNES: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/beautiful-escape-ep/id636138624 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/ajrafaelmusic TWITTER: https://www.twitter.com/AJRafael YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/user/ilajil INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/AJRAFAEL SPECIAL THANKS: 99 Ranch Market https://www.facebook.com/99RanchMarket (Iris Leong, Virginia Tan, Mark Wu, Derek Lo!) Clique Now Productions (www.facebook.com/cliquenow) The Wong Family! Mitchell Ing Akufuncture Clothing (http://akufuncture.com) ------ CREDITS ---- DIRECTOR/EDITOR: Jason Poon (http://instagram.com/ThizzorDie) PRODUCER: Mylen Fe Yamamoto 1st AD, 2nd EDITOR: Jonathan Liu Pierce (http://instagram.com/JonathanPierce) CAMERA ASSISTANT: James Moran PRODUCTION COORDINATOR: Vashti Chan BTS FOOTAGE: Laurence Tan PA: Po Tingsuk, Amy Chan, Chelsea Lee, Mark Liu, Fernando Hernandez, Kevin Lee, Fabian Hernandez Robert Rosales 3 LADIES: Lauren Weinberg (http://www.instagram.com/LaurenZhou) Angelina Hwang (http://www.instagram.com/Angelina_Hwang) Adi (http://www.twitter.com/Adil_veu) EXTRAS: Wong Fu Productions (http://www.youtube.com/user/WongFuProductions) Jason Chen (http://www.youtube.com/user/miniachilles) Cici Lau (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1017246/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1) Elizabeth Tran (https://www.facebook.com/elizabethtran626fanpage) Sandra Wong (http://facebook.com/MissSandraWong) Tammy Ly (http://instagram.com/HaiTammyLy) Linda Love (https://www.facebook.com/linda.friction) Camille (http://cxmarieee.tumblr.com) Aimee Pan (http://www.youtube.com/aimeepanmusic) Aria Hamaguchi Nicki Sun (http://instagram.com/NickiSun) Beverly Chiang Jessica Lee Melissa Garcia (http://instagram.com/HelloMeliMeow) Mylen Yamamoto (http://instagram.com/MyLenFe) DJ Ortbitz (Foo Faders) Andrew Pham RB! Kane Lieu (http://instagram.com/KaneLieu) Alex Siu Jason Ted Chang Sam Wang Alan Huang Eric Kern (White guy who jumps in pool) THANKS: Nate Fu, Ellen Lue, Nadia Takla, Gene Park, Dumpling the dog (owner Sophia) ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE: Robert Whitworth (http://www.youtube.com/user/kwhi02/videos AUDIO MASTERED BY: Nine Diamond INSTRUMENTAL: Drop City Yacht Club - Crickets ASIANS EAT WEIRD THINGS SHIRT DESIGNED BY: Alan Huang CHINESE TRANSLATION: Fly Wei Wei LYRICS: (ANDREW) I'm like "Girl whatcha eatin for today?" Put that bread down, lets go and run away Cuz I'm Asian, I don't know if you could tell I eat a few things AppleBee's don't sell ever had dim sum in the mornin' light? I know this chicken feet ain't lookin very nice But if you taste it, I know you'll really like eat the skin but leave the bones aiighht? Look at me look at me eating tripe now Look at you look at you this is life now it's fresh, more organic than fast food You could say it looks a lot more natural No this egg ain't hundred years old And no this cabbage ain't got no mold And I was hoping she would have a taste! she took one bite and just made a face (DAVID) Yeah, yeah, I said "Girl whatcha eat during weekdays" She said "salad and pasta each day" But what about Asian food? You neva get the chance, cuz you neva date Asian dudes! She said, I liked the weird stuff growing up But stopped in High School it wasn't cool enough Cuz you can't serve blood cubes at prom And Stinky tofu just sounds wrong Stop pretending, you don't like fermented I admit the smell can be offensive But it tastes so good that you won't need another man Let the flavors take you back to the motherland So I can take you back to my mother and She can teach you how to cook without butter and- "What do you mean I'm being patriarchal?" "Ooh ok, I mean I can cook" (AJ) I'm talkin' bout food We got different social norms than you Can't change my culture it's just how we do She told me it looks crazy I said it's okay I'm Asian!- published: 05 Jul 2013
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