Takedown (2009)

Actors

• Michael Antonio (actor)
• Bill Bernhardt (actor)
• Jorge Luis German (actor)
• Robert Johanson (actor)
• Pete LaMaster (actor)
• Jerry McNeely Jr. (actor)
• Nikole Melendez (actor)
• Kevin Morales (actor)
• Vinnie Samero (actor)
• Jason Yacalis (actor)
• Kevin B. Young (actor)
• Georgia Bernhardt (actress)
• Leah Kirchner (actress)
• Victoria Kirchner (actress)
• Lee Thongkham (producer)

Genres

• Action
• Drama
• Short
• Sport

Taglines:

Daughter fight for her father's love.

Quotes:

Virginia: I don't think you consider what I want to do... I want to be a fighter.

The King Maker (2005)

Actors

• Akara Amarttayakul (actor)
• Korawij devahastin na Ayudhya (actor)
• Byron Bishop (actor)
• Thanet Chimpol (actor)
• Tanapol Chuksrida (actor)
• Daam Dasakorn (actor)
• Shaun Delaney (actor)
• Korawit Devahastin (actor)
• Fei Gao (actor)
• Michael Hardie (actor)
• Nate Harrison (actor)
• Dom Hetrakul (actor)
• Peter Maiocchi (actor)
• Damian Mavis (actor)
• Dean Alexandrou (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Drama

Taglines:

A warrior's path. A king's destiny.

Quotes:

Mandarin #1: There must be something funny about your cock!

Action Her00? (2004)

Actors

• Ty Abrigo (actor)
• Joshua Benton (actor)
• Michael Broughton (actor)
• Chad Deemer (actor)
• Darin Fujimori (actor)
• Dillon Givens (actor)
• Tyler Givens (actor)
• Randy Griffin (actor)
• Hector Hank (actor)
• Paul A. Hicks (actor)
• Christopher Hines (actor)
• Morell Jones III (actor)
• Kofi Jones (actor)
• Matthew Menger (actor)
• Tarek Abed (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taxi 3 (2003)

Actors

• Thierry Adler (actor)
• Jean-Christophe Bouvet (actor)
• Cyril Brunet (actor)
• Laurent Casanova (actor)
• Cédric Chen (actor)
• Norbert Daverio (actor)
• Laurent Desponds (actor)
• Bernard Destouches (actor)
• Frédéric Diefenthal (actor)
• Bernard Farcy (actor)
• Philippe Ferrandini (actor)
• Franck Fouret (actor)
• David Gabison (actor)
• Martin Grandperret (actor)
• Patrice Abbou (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

No speed limits the next 90 min.

Quotes:

Emilien: Do you know how to ski?::Daniel: No, I know how to drive.

Las superamigas contra el profesor Vinilo (2003)

Actors

• Roberto Alonso (actor)
• Carlos Alvarez (actor)
• Kelvis (actor)
• Juanito Sangre (actor)
• Enrique Sarasola (actor)
• Jose Carlos Serna (actor)
• Manuel Tallafé (actor)
• Javier Viñas (actor)
• Antonio Zancada (actor)
• José Ignacio Álvarez (actor)
• Betty Calvo (actress)
• Silvia Casanova (actress)
• Silvia Giner (actress)
• Bárbara Goenaga (actress)
• Carolina González (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Short

Las superamigas contra el profesor Vinilo (2003)

Actors

• Roberto Alonso (actor)
• Carlos Alvarez (actor)
• Kelvis (actor)
• Juanito Sangre (actor)
• Enrique Sarasola (actor)
• Jose Carlos Serna (actor)
• Manuel Tallafé (actor)
• Javier Viñas (actor)
• Antonio Zancada (actor)
• José Ignacio Álvarez (actor)
• Betty Calvo (actress)
• Silvia Casanova (actress)
• Silvia Giner (actress)
• Bárbara Goenaga (actress)
• Carolina González (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Short

Bugi Fiction (2003)

Actors

• Jimmy Annala (actor)
• Ilkka Aro (actor)
• Joakim Finholm (actor)
• Joakim Finholm (actor)
• Toni Haanperä (actor)
• Toni Haanperä (actor)
• Antti Haapala (actor)
• Aatu Hahto (actor)
• Aki Hahto (actor)
• Aki Hahto (actor)
• Aki Hahto (actor)
• Aki Hahto (actor)
• Aki Hahto (actor)
• Kai Hahto (actor)
• Jimmy Annala (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

One Man, One Ring, One Huge Load of Shit!

The Ninja Spirit Project (1999)

Actors

• Fred Anderson (actor)
• Leo Jacobsson (actor)
• Pierre Toresson (actor)
• Joel Vemdal (actor)
• Fred Anderson (producer)
• Leo Jacobsson (producer)
• Pierre Toresson (producer)
• Fred Anderson (writer)
• Leo Jacobsson (writer)
• Pierre Toresson (writer)
• Fred Anderson (director)
• Pierre Toresson (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror
• Short

Taglines:

The first and the worst of the Blair-spoofs!

Thunder Ninja Kids in the Golden Adventure (1992)

Actors

• Mike Abbott (actor)
• Wayne Archer (actor)
• Jonathan Isgar (actor)
• Steve Tartalia (actor)
• Jung Yuen (actor)
• Sophia Crawford (actress)
• Joseph Lai (producer)
• Godfrey Ho (director)

Genres

Quotes:

Mel - Antique thief: We have a priceless antique statue which has been stolen by the Black Ninja.::Female Ninja: Black ninja? What do they look like?::Mel - Antique thief: Hmm. [scratches head] They're all black.::Female Ninja: Oh, sounds like Black Ninja to me.

Fireback (1983)

Actors

• David Anderson (actor)
• Pat Andrew (actor)
• Bruce Baron (actor)
• John Cocker (actor)
• Adolf Conrad (actor)
• Ron David (actor)
• David Estrada (actor)
• Roger Fields (actor)
• Jim Gaines (actor)
• George Gyenes (actor)
• Ed Harris (actor)
• Richard Harrison (actor)
• Sebastian Harrison (actor)
• David Light (actor)
• Tony Aaron (actor)

Genres

• Action

Ninja Filmography

• We Bought a Zoo
  2011, role: actor , character name: Ronnie the Binturong

Ninja Filmography

• More Spanish Lessons: Hard Study 1
  2000, role: actor
• More Spice Boyz
  1999, role: actor
• The Best of the Best
  1999, role: actor
• Papis in Paris
  1998, role: actor
• The Spice Boyz
  1998, role: actor

Ninja Filmography

• Bikers Versus the Undead
  1985, role: actor , character name: Zombie Dog

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Ninja - Insane Clown Posse
• Ninja - ICP (Insane Clown Posse)
• Ninja - I.C.P.
• Ninja - Machinae Supremacy
• Ninja - Europe
• Ninja - Wiley
• Ninja - Pixikill
• Ninja - Skyline

What the hell's a ninja?
(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha'fuckin' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!
Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai
so I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls
n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls
'cause I remember these kids from tha playground
everybody'd hang around, we were all down
but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'
as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh
what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle,
first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle."
everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta'
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
(chorus)
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja(X3)
Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin'(allX2)
After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks
all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts
and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack(Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
(repeat chorus)
If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I flip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" 'cause he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in....about 5 minutes late...
'cause I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place
mad 'cause I'm late, he's no betta' than me
just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought him out, takin' money, just steal
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch
n' I don't even need ta be a ninja
(repeat chorusX7)
Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah

What the hell's a ninja?
(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha'fuckin' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!
Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai
so I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls
n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls
cuz I remember these kids from tha playground
everybody'd hang around, we were all down
but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'
as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh
what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle,
first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle."
everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta'
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
[chorus]
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja [X3]
Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin' [all X2]
After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks
all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts
and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
[repeat chorus]
If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I flip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in....about 5 minutes late...
cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place
mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me
just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought him out, takin' money, just steal
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch
n' I don't even need ta be a ninja
[repeat chorus X7]
Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah
FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Klown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

What the hell's a ninja?
(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
as a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
mutha'fuckin' ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!
Damn I wish I could be a Shogun Samurai
so I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls
n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls
cuz I remember these kids from tha playground
everybody'd hang around, we were all down
but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'
as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', (Ugh)
what I would do if I only had a ninja sword
you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle,
first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle."
everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my pictcha'
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
[chorus]
Damn I wish I could be a ninja, (ninja( [X3]
Damn It'd feel good ta see people up on it [all X2]
After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks
all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts
and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai
I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face
I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass."
I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'
"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja
[repeat chorus]
If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I flip frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in....about 5 minutes late...
cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place
mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me
just another bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought him out, takin' money, just steal
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch
n' I don't even need ta be a ninja
[repeat chorus X7]
Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah

Caught in the wind
are the voices of the damned
They harbinger the coming fray
You will be wise to heed as best you can
or Death embraces you as prey
You could sing the song of truth,
the silent dirge of honor
or meet your judgment in dismay
I could take you anytime
anywhere my presence is sublime
Or I'll just kill you in your sleep
Just another pointless life sold cheap
A light that fades away
turning to night from day
and leaving here to drift away
I bring forth the end to you
teh ph34r as I come into view
the last thing you will ever see is me

Tell me the story, tell me the legend
Tell me the tales of war
Tell me just one time,
What it was like before
Bring me the feeling, right in that moment
When a heart for battle cries
Find me the treasure where the legend lies.
If I were a noble ancient knight
I'd stand by jour side to rule and fight
It will always feel the same
When I call out your name.
Ninja survive, in dreams I walk by your side
Ninja survive, with you there's no need to hide.
A handful of sayings are more than a reason
For me to feel this way
I'd like to be near you
Maybe for just one day

(Hook)
I can't stop her cause she's a 10
She took my breath away I'm trying to breathe again
If there's a girl you put above you should be with them
Moving like a ninja cause we musn't be seen,
(Verse)
She finished with her man, she looking for a friend
She told him it was done cause he cheated on her again
So I pick up the pieces and I put 'em back again
She told me I can be it but I musn't tell her friend
Cause she don't want nobody trying to cheat on him again
I told her baby it's ok cause it's nothing to do with them,
See we should never follow, we wanna set a trend
We take it to a level and we step it up again
She going wild
(Hook)
I can't stop her cause she's a 10
She took my breath away I'm trying to breathe again
If there's a girl you put above you should be with them
Moving like a ninja cause we musn't be seen,
(Verse)
She holla'd at the kid, decided what we're doing
I'm chilling in her crib, riverside viewing,
She does it kinda big, money in her pocket,
She said she loves my hustle and she could never knock it
I kiss her on the lips, fruit punch kissing,
It takes a couple minutes for the apple tends to kick in
Tell them we're having a bachelor party,
And people only here cause we're happy and we're living
We're going wild
(Hook)
I can't stop her cause she's a 10
She took my breath away I'm trying to breathe again
If there's a girl you put above you should be with them
Moving like a ninja cause we musn't be seen,
(Verse)
I'm moving like a don, and that's because I am
Because I had a vision, because I had a plan
And now my songs are frying, they sizzle in a pan
I like to meet new women, if they don't know who I am
I'm moving like a don, and that's because I am
I had a bigger vision, I had a bigger plan
And now my songs are frying, they sizzle in a pan
I like to meet new women, if they don't know who I am
I make them go wild
(Hook) x2
I can't stop her cause she's a 10
She took my breath away I'm trying to breathe again
If there's a girl you put above you should be with them
Moving like a ninja cause we musn't be seen,
(Verse)
She's trying to get all on my good side, I've got the car but I couldn't ride,
She's trying to get all on my good side, let me tell you why
She finished with her man, she looking for her friend
She told him it was done cause he cheated on her again
So I pick up the peices and I put 'em back again
She told me I can be it but I musn't tell her friend
Cause she don't want nobody trying to cheat on him again
I told her baby it's ok cause it's nothing to do with them
See we should never follow, we wanna set a trend
We take it to a level ad we ste it up again
She going wild
(Hook)
I can't stop her cause she's a 10
She took my breath away I'm trying to breathe again
If there's a girl you put above you should be with them

Here we stand, face to face
Is this a trap, is this a game
You think I’m young, think you’re insane
I guess it’s good you are the one for me
You’re really good, I can’t complain
You get me back again and again
Yeah this could hurt, this could be wrong
But if it was we wouldn’t get along
Why do I feel like a ninja every time I fight my way through
One, two, three, love, love, love, love
I was overtaken by you
Why do I feel like I’m failing every time I step into
My want to be love, love, love, loved
By you
You held my hand, thought it was sweet
It was well played- done innocently
Thought we were cool, getting away
You said everything I loved to hear you say
What’s on your mind, when you’re with me
You have no clue how I wish you could see
Yeah, we get on, like it’s all fine
But here’s the truth, I just wanna call you mine
Why do I feel like a ninja every time I fight my way through
One, two, three, love, love, love, love
I was overtaken by you
Why do I feel like I’m failing every time I step into
My want to be love, love, love, loved
By you
Why do I feel like a ninja every time I fight my way through
One, two, three, love, love, love, love
I was overtaken by you
Why do I feel like I’m failing every time I step into
My want to be love, love, love, loved

yes, if you want be
original ninja
if you wanna be original ninja!
if you wanna be original ninja!
if you wanna be original ninja!
if you wanna be original ninja!
I'm your father, listen me
I'm a real master of your destiny
I shall destroyed all my enemies
Cos i'm a ninja master first quality
Now you must find your fighting style
learn new methods every time
and don't be on da side of crime
be patient and wait for your time
if you wanna be original ninja!
if you wanna be original ninja!
if you wanna be original ninja!
if you wanna be original ninja!
you gotta feel the pulse in your body
you are a ninja-not anybody
from generation to generation
we give each other ninja education
time's passed by i'm grown man
my spirit is stronger than million men
now i have power now i understand
my ninja practise is coming to an end
my fighting style is on top level
i got the skills to change the weather
you wouldn't fight with me
cos now you are dealing with your destiny
my rotate dragon ain't your friend,
my brother this fighting stylehits like no other
i'm telling you, you got no chance
against my style there is no defense
ladies ang gentlemen
this is a time for famous tv star - Chuck Norris!
i'm Chuck Norris, listen me
da real master of commercial TV
i'm bigger that Fatboy Slim
instead of vinyls - total gym!
flexible man, that's my second name
lets jump start this ninja game
if i will it - you will die
check my texas fighting style
if you wanna be original ninja!
if you wanna be original ninja!
if you wanna be original ninja!
if you wanna be original ninja!