The Last Horror Film (1982)

Actors

• John Austin (actor)
• Dennis Beasnard (actor)
• Sean Casey (actor)
• John Claude (actor)
• Peter D'Arcy (actor)
• Thomas F. Denove (actor)
• Ronald Dessautels (actor)
• Devin Goldenberg (actor)
• Chip Hamilton (actor)
• John Hamilton (actor)
• Judd Hamilton (actor)
• Marty Heckleman (actor)
• Mark Hutchinson (actor)
• Glenn Jacobson (actor)
• George Alschul (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror

Taglines:

Babes are dying to be in his movie!
She's Dying To Be In His Film ...
Inescapable fear descends upon the French Riviera.
A Deadly Game of Hide and Seek.

Quotes:

Jana Bates: I've seen enough fake blood to know the real thing when I see it.

Vinny Durand: Hi, Ma.::Vinny's Mother: Hi, Vinny. You're home early. What's wrong? Are you sick?::Vinny Durand: I'm fine. Couldn't be better. I'm home early because I just got my round-trip plane ticket. I'm leaving tomorrow for Europe. I'm going to the south of France for the Cannes Film Festival, Ma!::Vinny's Mother: [as Vinny goes to his room to pack] Vinny, stop talking about those crazy ideas of yours. I made baked macaroni. You don't eat right. You need more proten so you wouldn't have to think of those crazy ideas.::Vinny Durand: I don't know why you think my ideas are crazy, Ma. I'm going to the Cannes Film Festival to meet my idol, Jana Bates. I'm gonna propose to her to work in my first film. What is so crazy about that?::Vinny's Mother: It's wrong for you to be thinking about Jana Bates day and night! Why can't you be happy just driving the cab?::Vinny Durand: Because I got talent, Ma! I'm gonna be a great director someday!::Vinny's Mother: Don't yell at me!::Vinny Durand: I'm going to France to make my movie and nobody... nobody is gonna get in my way!

[last lines]::[after watching the rough cut of Vinny's movie in a screening room]::Vinny's Mother: Vinny, I'm real proud of you. You finally did make your movie with Jana Bates.::Vinny Durand: Thanks, Ma. But this'll be the first and last horror film I'll ever make. Let me tell you about my next movie. You got any more baked maccaroni?::Vinny's Mother: Nope.::Vinny Durand: Anyway, let me tell you about my next picture.::Vinny's Mother: Vinny...::Vinny Durand: It's a science fiction drama. I'm on a ship in outer space... just me and Jana.::Vinny's Mother: Vinny...::Vinny Durand: Lost in space, fighting off aliens and space pirates. Protecting the princess that...::Vinny's Mother: Vinny!::Vinny Durand: What is it, Ma?::Vinny's Mother: Ya got a joint?

Black, Karen Filmography

• Candy Goes to Hollywood
  1979, role: actress , character name: Girl with Ed the Mann

Black, Karen Filmography

• Race Riot: A Culture Challenge
  2013, role: actress , character name: Extra

Black, Karen Filmography

• Tomorrow
  2010, role: actress , character name: Ashley

Famous quotes by Karen Black:

"If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I cook and cook and cook. I like to be with my daughter. She's 16, so of course I bore her."

"I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed."

"If I turn on the television, am I to believe that that is America? I'm sorry, I don't believe that's America."

"If you can write it, I can be it."

"I have kept working, even if I've thrown off the big movies I used to do. I still have three or four wonderful little movies coming out."

"I love what I do, so it's not tiring. If I worked at a computer or drove a truck, I'd be dead in a week."

"I am the least intimidating person. I think I would have done better in my career if I were a little more intimidating. Even the maid who comes to work for me once a week has found out that she can just trample over me... I'm a Cancer! We are not ferocious people."

"I spoke to a woman who had seen her son run over by a car. She went to one of these damn therapists who do nothing but dole out drugs and haven't the faintest idea how to help somebody. And she goes home, puts them in her cabinet, and works through it herself."

"I like to watch people. For example, people at the airport... What is interesting about them is that they don't know what they are like. People at airports are the most brilliant actors in the world, because their attention is elsewhere, and they are idiosyncratic. I like to imitate people. I walk behind them and imitate their backs."

"Illiteracy is rampant. People are out of communication."

"I love playing strong women, even if they're nuts."

"There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

"I've been invited to do a trio with a fantastic jazz guitarist and a harmonica player."

"I dislike when people try to pigeonhole me, when all I want is to do good work."