The Hard Way (1991)

Actors

• Howard 'Stick' Baines (actor)
• Lewis Black (actor)
• Craig Boccia (actor)
• Mario Bosco (actor)
• John Capodice (actor)
• George Cheung (actor)
• Bill Cobbs (actor)
• George G. Colucci (actor)
• John Costelloe (actor)
• John Costelloe (actor)
• Mos Def (actor)
• Rand Foerster (actor)
• Michael J. Fox (actor)
• Michael J. Fox (actor)
• Michael Badalucco (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

There's only one way these two are going to get along...
Michael J. Fox as Hollywood's most spoiled Movie star: James Woods as New York's angriest cop.

Quotes:

Nick Lang: Hey, look at this. They got my billboard across the street.::John Moss: Good, you'll be sleeping close to the one you love.

John Moss: Not if you tied my toung to your tail-pipe and drove me eighty miles-an-hour naked across a field of broken glass. No. No.

John Moss: Why don't you go tie your dick in a knot?

Nick Lang: When are you going to get me something with a little relevance, a little social conscience, something that doesn't have a goddamn Roman numeral in the title? You ever hear of "Hamlet III," "Midsummer Night's IV"?::Angie: They made "Henry V"! It won awards for that little Scottish guy!

Nick Lang: Ever killed anybody?::John Moss: Counting today?::Nick Lang: C'mon John. Look, my character kills this guy. It's probably an innocent by-stander. I just want to know what that's like.::John Moss: You can't. Not by asking someone.::Nick Lang: Will you open up? I just want to know what it feels like to be inside your skin.::John Moss: I DON'T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It's private! What's in there belongs to me! You're not gonna learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth and asking stupid questions. We live this job. It's something we are, not something we do! Every time a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket, he know he may have to kill someone or be killed himself. That's not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun and riding around all day. You get to go back to your million dollar beach house and your bimbos and your blow jobs and you get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead.::Nick Lang: [picking up a tape recorder] Fuck was that great! John. Look. Can you just say that one more time for me, please? John.

Nick Lang: [on the big screen] It's not like the movies. They get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead.::John Moss: [in the audience] Hey! That's my line!

[after being shot in the chest]::Nick Lang: Oh man, this is too real.

Pooley: Jesus, Moss, what are you gonna tell the captain? "I'm sorry about the forty-five people I killed, I was horny?"

John Moss: No one since my divorce even stuck around for a second date. They say they don't like me being a cop, or I don't know, maybe its something about my personality- [car honks] HEY, UP YOURS, ASSHOLE! What do you think?

John Moss: Now what you boys want to do is you want to graduate from high school, get decent jobs. Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!

Lang, Nick Filmography

• Cherry Crush
  2007, role: actor , character name: Wide Receiver

Lange, Nick Filmography

• Magic Camp
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself

Lang, Nick Filmography

• Untamed Teens 3
  2013, role: actor
• Cum for Cover 10
  2013, role: actor
• Sperm Swap in Europe 4
  2013, role: actor
• Cruel DPs 3
  2013, role: actor
• All Internal 22
  2013, role: actor
• Dirty Dirty Girls
  2013, role: actor
• Sperm Swap in Europe 3
  2013, role: actor
• In Anal Sluts We Trust 7
  2013, role: actor
• Sperm Swap in Europe 5
  2013, role: actor
• Untamed Teens
  2013, role: actor
• The Twenty: Best of Extreme Penetrations
  2013, role: actor
• All Internal 21
  2013, role: actor
• The Sexual Desires of Aletta Ocean
  2013, role: actor
• Cum for Cover 9
  2013, role: actor
• In Anal Sluts We Trust 8
  2013, role: actor
• Pure POV 3
  2013, role: actor
• Dad Is Fucking My Girlfriend
  2012, role: actor
• Adventures in Anal
  2012, role: actor
• All Internal 20
  2012, role: actor
• Young Girls Play Dirty
  2012, role: actor
• Ass Bangers 2
  2012, role: actor
• All Internal 19
  2012, role: actor
• Slutty Schoolgirls #3
  2012, role: actor
• Anal Sex Secrets
  2012, role: actor
• Sperm Swap in Europe
  2012, role: actor
• Secretaries 4
  2012, role: actor
• In Anal Sluts We Trust 4
  2012, role: actor
• Pure POV 2
  2012, role: actor
• Sexual Harassment
  2012, role: actor
• Cruel DPs
  2012, role: actor
• One in the Front & One in the Rear
  2012, role: actor
• Please Just Fuck Me
  2012, role: actor
• Double the Penetration
  2012, role: actor
• Fill Her Up
  2012, role: actor
• Anal Attack 11
  2012, role: actor
• Cruel DPs 2
  2012, role: actor
• Anal Attack 9
  2012, role: actor
• Assfucked MILFs 2
  2012, role: actor
• Bangin' the Naughty Spot
  2012, role: actor
• Itty Bitty Boobies
  2012, role: actor , character name: John
• 2 Dicks in 1 Girl
  2012, role: actor
• Fresh Young Flesh
  2012, role: actor
• Fire in the Holes
  2012, role: actor
• All Internal 18
  2012, role: actor
• In Anal Sluts We Trust 6
  2012, role: actor
• Pure POV
  2012, role: actor
• Amazing Headlights
  2011, role: actor
• MILF Goddesses 3
  2011, role: actor
• Ass Bangers
  2011, role: actor
• Ass Titans 5
  2011, role: actor