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Three Indians walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of Sikh joke?"
Three Israelis walk into a bar. The barman says, "Jew can't be serious!"
Three Muslims walk into a bar. The barman says, "Fuck off, you Paki bastards."
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1588684
I was in bed with a girl and she rolled over and whispered in my ear, "I want you to fuck me so badly".
So I came after 20 seconds.
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My bad hearing is getting me into a lot of trouble. I thought my girlfriend asked me to jizz on her tits.
She actually asked me to pass the gravy to her Dad.
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Wedding cake...
One last reminder of what it was like to shove something in her mouth.
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A recent science journal has reported that women have two, not just one 'time of the month' when they become over sensitive, moody and emotionally unstable.
Morning and night.
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'Last polar bear dies in African zoo'
Really? You would've thought the scorching hot African climate was perfect for them.
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A Muslim man in Rotherham was jailed for raping a 13 year old girl.
In his defence, he was probably just practising for when he gets to heaven.
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A young lad is missing from a hospital in Southampton
First place i would look would be Anfield .
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If a Muslim gets on a train, then another three, then two get off, then four more get on and then another gets off, how many Muslims are left on the train?
Fuck knows. I got out of there the minute the first one boarded.
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I was at a bereavement group when a blonde woman got up,
"We lost our little girl when she was just four."
I felt I had to respond,
"Yes Mrs McCann, we fucking know. "
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