Quaid, Randy Filmography

• Star Whackers
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Star Whackers
  2011, role: producer
• Last Flag Flying
  2010, role: actor , character name: Larry Meadows
• Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach
  2009, role: actor , character name: Coach Lew Tuttle
• Real Time
  2008, role: actor , character name: Reuban
• Moving Image Salutes Will Smith
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• XXI Premios Anuales de la Academia
  2007, role: actor , character name: King Carlos IV
• Treasure Island Kids: The Battle of Treasure Island
  2006, role: actor , character name: Captain Flint
• Texas Ranch House
  2006, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Boffo! Tinseltown's Bombs and Blockbusters
  2006, role: actor , character name: Lester Marlow
• Goya's Ghosts
  2006, role: actor , character name: King Carlos IV
• Elvis
  2005, role: actor , character name: 'Colonel' Tom Parker
• Brokeback Mountain
  2005, role: actor , character name: Joe Aguirre
• Saturday Night Live in the '80s: Lost & Found
  2005, role: actor , character name: Various
• Category 7: The End of the World
  2005, role: actor , character name: Tornado Tommy Dixon
• The Ice Harvest
  2005, role: actor , character name: Bill Guerrard
• 5ive Days to Midnight
  2004, role: actor , character name: Irwin Sikorski
• Home on the Range
  2004, role: actor , character name: Alameda Slim
• Disney Sing Along Songs: Home on the Range - Little Patch of Heaven
  2004, role: actor
• Back by Midnight
  2004, role: actor , character name: Eli Rockwood
• Category 6: Day of Destruction
  2004, role: actor , character name: Tornado Tommy Dixon
• Black Cadillac
  2003, role: actor , character name: Charlie
• The Family Truckster
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Kart Racer
  2003, role: actor , character name: Vic Davies
• Grind
  2003, role: actor , character name: Jock Jensen
• Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure
  2003, role: actor , character name: Eddie Johnson
• Carolina
  2003, role: actor , character name: Theodore 'Ted' Mirabeau
• Milwaukee, Minnesota
  2003, role: actor , character name: Jerry James
• Comedy Central Presents: The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Chevy Chase
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Frank McKlusky, C.I.
  2002, role: actor , character name: Madman McKlusky
• The Adventures of Pluto Nash
  2002, role: actor , character name: Bruno
• Not Another Teen Movie
  2001, role: actor , character name: Mr. Briggs
• The Day the World Ended
  2001, role: actor , character name: Dr. Michael McCann
• The Kennedys
  2001, role: actor , character name: Jim Kennedy
• Breaking the Silence: The Making of 'Hannibal'
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - L.A. Premiere
• The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
  2000, role: actor , character name: Cappy von Trapment
• Twentieth Century Fox: The Blockbuster Years
  2000, role: actor , character name: Russell Casse
• George Wallace: Settin' the Woods on Fire
  2000, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• George Wallace: Settin' the Woods on Fire
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sultans of Swing: The Very Best of Dire Straits
  2000, role: actor , character name: Roadie
• Mail to the Chief
  2000, role: actor , character name: President A. Thorton Osgood II
• The Thin Blue Lie
  2000, role: actor , character name: Phil Chadway
• Purgatory
  1999, role: actor , character name: Doc Woods
• The Debtors
  1999, role: producer
• The Debtors
  1999, role: actor
• The 25th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Favorite Motion Picture Actress
• Last Rites
  1999, role: actor , character name: Jeremy Dillon
• P.U.N.K.S.
  1999, role: actor , character name: Pat Utley
• Purgatory
  1999, role: actor , character name: Doc Holliday
• The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns
  1999, role: actor , character name: Jack Woods

Famous quotes by Randy Quaid:

"Just about every actor wants to be a Disney cartoon voice at some point."

"I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation any further than it has already been."

"When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I'd go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole lifestyle, moving from town to town in a nomadic existence."

"Now with the Internet, a celebrity is fair game, and it's all designed to sell advertising space."

"My finances have been decimated by a group of people, such as my ex-attorney, my ex-business manager, and an estate planner, specifically. And they have conspired together to - to co-op my corporations, put in trustees without my knowledge."

"I am being embezzled by a monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties."

"I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance."

"I love playing characters that are bigger than life and maybe have a darker side that they present to the world. Those are good characters."

"Acting's more of a business for me now."

"I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space."

"I love my brother. I miss my brother."

"I would never walk off any show."

"I've been racketeered on."

"I love Canada."

"It's possible for people to gain control of every facet of your life."

"I'm not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I'm an actor."

"If you don't stick up for what's yours, and defend what's yours... what are you?"

"I went through this delayed-adolescence thing. I didn't want to be tied down to a family."

"What I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do. I'm not a criminal."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Reno Dakota - Magnetic Fields
• Reno Dakota - The Magnetic Fields

Reno Dakota there's not an iota of kindness in you
You know you enthrall me and yet you don't call me
It's making me blue Pantone 292 Reno Dakota I'm
reaching my quota of tears for the year Alas and
alack you just don't call me back You have just
disappeared It makes me drink beer I know you're
a recluse You know that's no excuse Reno that's
just a ruse Do not play fast and loose with my heart
Reno Dakota I'm no Nino Rota I don't know the score
Have I annoyed you or is there a boy who
Well he's just a whore I've had him before

Reno Dakota there's not an iota of kindness in you
You know you enthrall me and yet you don't call me
It's making me blue Pantone 292 Reno Dakota I'm
reaching my quota of tears for the year Alas and
alack you just don't call me back You have just
disappeared It makes me drink beer I know you're
a recluse You know that's no excuse Reno that's
just a ruse Do not play fast and loose with my heart
Reno Dakota I'm no Nino Rota I don't know the score
Have I annoyed you or is there a boy who
Well he's just a whore I've had him before
It makes me drink more