Fast Cars, Fast Chicks, Fast Food
It's Big! It's Fat! And it's Cheesy!
Fast cars, fast chicks, fast food!
first bouncer: [making up excuse to refuse entry] And, you're, d'... er... you're an Aussie!
Young Gandhi: I'm going to shove a cow down your throat and make you shit beefburgers!
Ronnie McDoggle: [involved in car accident] Look what you did to my McCar! You McFucked it!
Pauly Falzoni: [after kicking Ronnie McDoggle in the genitals] That's right in the McNuggets, mate!
Habib Halal: [upon seeing a police road sign targeting Lebanese] I swear, man! These cops are always hassling us, man! Why? We're jus' like normal people, man! We do normal things, mate! We eat kebabs! We have weapons! What's wrong with these things?
Sleek the Elite: To get the glamours, I make friends with their fat chick friends, 'cause glamours always have fat chick friends.
Sleek the Elite: [referring to women] But Sleek gives 'em standards are too high. In other words, if you're over 50 kilo, you gotta go.::Habib Halal: Give me their number, uleh! My standards start at 50 kilograms, alright? I'll give it to 'em!
Pauly Falzoni: [about looking up a lady's skirt] I know I should not have been looking. But, man, it was like an eclipse of the sun. It's bad for you to look... but you must keep looking.
Habib Halal: [calling out to Sleek the Elite talking to 2 women] I got a fat, uleh! A big fat!
Claudia Macpherson: [on infomercial for fitness product] Hi! I'm Claudia Macpherson. Supermodel. And, this here is my new Abstiffy. If you try it for 1 second a day... you too will have abs like mine! Ah, huh. Well, probly not. But, let's give it a whirl anyway... shall we?
Glamour may refer to:
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian (born October 21, 1980) is an American socialite, celebutante, television personality, model, actress and businesswoman. She is known for starring in Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the E! reality series that she shares with her family, and its spin-offs including Kourtney and Kim Take New York.
Prior to the development of her career as a reality television star, Kardashian gained notoriety as the subject of a sex tape that subsequently resulted in a court awarding her $5 million. She has been involved in the production of several lines of clothing and fragrances. In 2010, she was the highest earning reality star, with estimated earnings of $6 million, and is one of the most highly documented and followed celebrities in the world in popular media.
In August 2011, Kardashian married basketball player Kris Humphries in a widely publicized ceremony. In October 2011, Kardashian filed for divorce, 72 days after the wedding.
Kardashian was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of attorney Robert Kardashian and his wife Kris Kardashian (née Houghton). Her father was a third generation Armenian American, and her mother is of Dutch and Scottish descent. Kardashian has two sisters, Kourtney and Khloé, and one brother, Robert. She has stepbrothers Burton Jenner, Brandon Jenner, and reality TV star Brody Jenner, step-sister Casey Jenner, and half-sisters Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner. She attended Marymount High School.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (/ˈstɛfəniː dʒʌrməˈnɑːtə/ STE-fə-nee jurr-mə-NAH-tə; born March 28, 1986), known by her stage name Lady Gaga, is an American singer and songwriter. Born and raised in New York City, she primarily studied at the Convent of the Sacred Heart and briefly attended New York University's Tisch School of the Arts before withdrawing to focus on her musical career. She began performing in the rock music scene of Manhattan's Lower East Side, and was signed with Streamline Records by the end of 2007. During her employment as a songwriter for the record company, her vocal abilities captured the attention of recording artist Akon, who signed her to his label Kon Live Distribution.
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Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson (born 15 April 1990) is an English actress and model.
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Jean Rosemary Shrimpton (born 7 November 1942) is an English model and actress. She was an icon of Swinging London and is considered to be one of the world's first supermodels. She appeared on covers such as Vogue,Harper's Bazaar, Vanity Fair, Glamour, Elle, Ladies' Home Journal, Newsweek, and Time magazines.[citation needed] She starred alongside Paul Jones in the 1967 film Privilege.
Born in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, and brought up on a farm, Shrimpton was educated at St Bernard's Convent, Slough. She enrolled at Langham Secretarial College in London when she was 17. A chance meeting with director Cy Endfield led to an unsuccessful meeting with the producer of his film Mysterious Island; Endfield then suggested she attend the Lucie Clayton Charm Academy model's course. In 1960, aged 17, she began modelling, appearing on the covers of popular magazines such as Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, and Vanity Fair. During her career, Shrimpton was widely reported to be the "world's highest paid model", the "most famous model", and the "most photographed in the world". She was also described as having the "world's most beautiful face". She was dubbed "The It Girl", "The Face", "The Face of the Moment", and "The Face of the '60s".Glamour named her "Model of The Year" in June 1963. She contrasted with the aristocratic-looking models of the 1950s by representing the coltish, gamine look of the youthquake movement in 1960s Swinging London, and she was reported as "the symbol of Swinging London." By breaking the popular mould of voluptuous figures with her long legs and slim figure, she was nicknamed "The Shrimp". Shrimpton was also known for her long hair with a fringe, wide doe-eyes, long wispy eyelashes, arched brows, and pouty lips.
Glamour,
Today,
Glamour,
Today,
Illusion all around me,
And it's hard to tell,
Such bewilderment,
Can't tell a truth from a fallacy,
Can it be,
Clouds what we think,
What we do,
What we say,
Glamour,
Today,
Although we struggle and fight,
Can't see the wrong from right,
Glamour gets in the way,
AII that we say and do,
Always it's fooling you,
Glamour,
Today,
Oh, you can't cut it with a knife,
It will rule your life,
Glamour,
Ooh, ooh, oh, I believe it's true.
Oh, look at all the people,
That still fall in the trap,
Strain their eyes to see,
Somebody else's make believe,
Can it be,
It's what's inside,
What you feel that is reality,
Glamour,
Today,
Oh, I believe it's true,
Always it's fooling you,
Glamour,
Today,
Destroy it with your mind,
I think I might be laying
On a time bomb
It's kind of funny though
I must admit
But it's the closest thing to luck,
I'll ever get
So I might be
Rambling on just to hear myself talk
About the washed up, fucked up
People I've crossed
Some can walk on water,
Some can light up the night
The glamour in glamour makes
Everything alright
I wonder if the turtles will
All be there?
I got the monkey, toad is with his hair
But so what if I can't open up my hands
So I might be rambling on just to hear myself talk
About the washed up, fucked up people I've crossed
Some can walk on water, some can light up the night
The glamour in glamour makes everything alright
hey you
you’re looking at me
don’t you think it’s funny that he’s bought you with his money
and it’s so
like her
to play it like it’s nothing
she never saw him coming through the glamour of the party scene
and he will fight you for your girl
make her think he’s better it’s only venery
but she can’t see it so she won’t think its true
he’s my frustration
he’s playing games and it’s all
my motivation
to make this turn out alright
hey you
you’re looking at me
don’t think its funny that he’s bought you with his money
and it’s so
like her
to play it like it’s nothing
he’s all about the glamour of the party scene
and he will fight you for your girl
make her think he’s better it’s only venery
but she can’t see it so she won’t think it’s true
he’s my frustration
he’s playing games and it’s all
my motivation
to make this turn out alright
tonight you know you can’t deny
that you’re sleeping with that guy
a night we both will say goodbye
cause you’re leaving with that guy
he’s my frustration
he’s playing games and it’s all
my motivation
to make this turn out alright
he’s my frustration
he’s playing games and it’s all
my motivation
to make this turn out alright
tonight you know you can’t deny
that you’re sleeping with that guy
a night we both will say goodbye
cause you’re leaving with that guy
cause you’re leaving with that guy
Glamour,
Today,
Glamour,
Today,
Illusion all around me,
And it's hard to tell,
Such bewilderment,
Can't tell a truth from a fallacy,
Can it be,
Clouds what we think,
What we do,
What we say,
Glamour,
Today,
Although we struggle and fight,
Can't see the wrong from right,
Glamour gets in the way,
AII that we say and do,
Always it's fooling you,
Glamour,
Today,
Oh, you can't cut it with a knife,
It will rule your life,
Glamour,
Ooh, ooh, oh, I believe it's true.
Oh, look at all the people,
That still fall in the trap,
Strain their eyes to see,
Somebody else's make believe,
Can it be,
It's what's inside,
What you feel that is reality,
Glamour,
Today,
Oh, I believe it's true,
Always it's fooling you,
Glamour,
Today,
Destroy it with your mind,