Plot
The world of our distant future is a veritable utopia, thanks to the lyrics of two simple-minded 20th Century rock and rollers, Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted "Theodore" Logan. However, a would-be conquerer threatens to throw history off-track by sending "most non-non-heinous" evil robot Bill and Teds back to kill their good counterparts. Finding themselves dead, the boys must outwit the Grim Reaper and traverse Heaven and Hell to return to the land of the living, rescue their "babes" and have a "most triumphant" concert at the all-important Battle of the Bands.
Keywords: 27th-century, actor-playing-multiple-roles, afterlife, altering-history, alternate-history, android, back-from-the-dead, battle-of-the-bands, bill-and-ted, character-appears-in-newspaper
Hell Hath No Pizza
Once... they made history. Now... they are history.
Bill & Ted party on!
It's a trip.
Whoa dude! Pressed hams!"
Grim Reaper: Don't overlook *my* butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
Ted: I can't believe Missy divorced your Dad, and married mine.::Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Rufus: And very important, *do not* do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat...
[Evil Bill & Ted are holding the real Bill & Ted over a cliff]::Bill: Ted, we gotta do something!::Ted: Dudes, even though you're doing this, we... we...::Bill: We love you!::Ted: We love you!::Evil Bill, Evil Ted: Fags!
Evil Ted: Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for the cat!
Evil Ted: I got a full-on robot chubby.
[Evil Robot Bill and Evil Robot Ted arrive at 1988]::Evil Bill: Not bad...::Evil Ted: Yeah. Let's make it bad.
[Dead Bill S. Preston almost falls down when climbing around in Hell]::Dead Bill: Ted.::Dead Ted: Yeah?::Dead Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.::Dead Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.::Dead Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.
Heaven's Gatekeeper: [to the Grim Reaper] Don't I know you?
Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.::Dead Bill: Sorry, Death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!::Grim Reaper: I said Plum!::Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?::Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!::Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!
Plot
Barrymore lampoons himself. A famous actor, given to drink, nearly destroys the show, but his leading lady returns to save it. Meanwhile a young girl tries to reform him.
Keywords: acrobat, actor, actress, chicago-illinois, debt, divorce, drunkenness, engagement, financial-crisis, fired-from-the-job
Plot
A young intellectual, J. Powers, loses his faith in God after the untimely death of his wife. He devotes his great talents to writing a shockingly blasphemous book, debunking all religion, and then embarks on a trip to Jerusalem. Far from reconciling him to God, the sight of all the different sects worshipping in that ancient city only serves to embitter him and deepen his unbelief. One day, wandering in the country, he loses his way and stops to ask directions at a small house. The inhabitants are a poor but devout family whose daughter, Ruth, revives his broken heart. At the risk of losing her, he confesses to her his loss of faith, and she gently declares that meditation on the Gospels will heal him. He sorrowfully tells her that he wishes he could believe as she does, but it is impossible. Exhausted by the discussion, Powers falls asleep and in a dream witnesses the entire panorama of the Old Testament, from the Garden of Eden through the prophets and the kings. In his dream, he repents; he then awakes, his faith restored. In the morning, he asks Ruth to marry him.
Confucius (551–479 BC) was a Chinese teacher, editor, politician, and philosopher of the Spring and Autumn Period of Chinese history.
The philosophy of Confucius emphasized personal and governmental morality, correctness of social relationships, justice, and sincerity. His followers competed successfully with many other schools during the Hundred Schools of Thought era only to be suppressed in favor of the Legalists during the Qin Dynasty. Following the victory of Han over Chu after the collapse of Qin, Confucius's thoughts received official sanction and were further developed into a system known as Confucianism.
Confucius is traditionally credited with having authored or edited many of the Chinese classic texts including all of the Five Classics, but modern scholars are cautious of attributing specific assertions to Confucius himself. Aphorisms concerning his teachings were compiled in the Analects, but only many years after his death.
Confucius's principles had a basis in common Chinese tradition and belief. He championed strong family loyalty, ancestor worship, respect of elders by their children (and in traditional interpretations of husbands by their wives), and family as a basis for ideal government. He espoused the well-known principle "Do not do to others what you do not want done to yourself", an early version of the Golden Rule.
Roc Marciano is an American rapper, songwriter and producer from Hempstead, Long Island (New York). Originally a member of Busta Rhymes' crew, Flipmode Squad becoming the sixth member after the departure of Lord Have Mercy, Roc left in 2001 to form the UN [1], a hardcore underground hip hop group consisting of three other MCs (Dino Brave, Laku & Mic Raw) with whom released an album on Carson Daly's 456 Entertainment in 2004. Notably, Roc appeared in the 2005 Wu-Tang Clan compilation album, Wu-Tang Meets the Indie Culture, and in Pete Rock's 2008 album, NY's Finest, drawing acclaim [2] for such performances. Since 2008, Roc Marciano has been working on his solo career, and to widespread internet acclaim,[3] released his entirely self-produced debut LP, Marcberg [4] in the Spring of 2010. The album was applauded for its throwback 90s east coast style, coming as a breath of fresh air amongst the various other hip hop albums released that year. His stream of consciousness narrative and boom-bap, rugged beats have also been the subject to many compliments from critics and bloggers alike. In 2011, Roc Marciano collaborated with Gangrene, the duo of rapper/producers Oh No and The Alchemist, to release the collaborative EP Greneberg. Roc Marciano is currently signed to Decon Records.
If you don't give a fuck
You don't get a fuck
Give a fuck
Message from Confucius:
If you don't give a fuck
You don't get a fuck
Don't get a fuck
Don't get a fuck
If you don't give a fuck
You don't get a fuck
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck