Not Another Celebrity Movie (2014)

Actors

• Robert T. Barrett (actor)
• Michael Bower (actor)
• J.T. Boyd (actor)
• Dave Burleigh (actor)
• Samuel Caruana (actor)
• John Di Domenico (actor)
• Cole Downing (actor)
• William Echeverri (actor)
• Elvis Dino Esquivel (actor)
• Roy Matthew Gough (actor)
• William Guirola (actor)
• Levi James (actor)
• Baron Jay (actor)
• Aliano Joey (actor)
• Chadwick Armstrong (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Trump Unauthorized (2005)

Actors

• Marc Aubin (actor)
• Kyle Buchanan (actor)
• Mark Camacho (actor)
• Peter Cockett (actor)
• Rick Cordeiro (actor)
• Martin Doyle (actor)
• Daniel Fathers (actor)
• Peter Feniak (actor)
• Louis Ferreira (actor)
• Víctor Gómez (actor)
• Noam Jenkins (actor)
• Jerry Levitan (actor)
• David Lipper (actor)
• Peter MacNeill (actor)
• Aaron Abrams (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama

Twice Upon a Christmas (2001)

Actors

• Lloyd Berry (actor)
• Ken Camroux (actor)
• André Carthen (actor)
• John Dye (actor)
• Joel Farar (actor)
• Arturo Gil (actor)
• John Innes (actor)
• James Kirk (actor)
• Ryf Van Rij (actor)
• Matthew Walker (actor)
• Wayne Thomas Yorke (actor)
• Ashley Bowron (actress)
• Rachelle Carson (actress)
• Mary Donnelly-Haskell (actress)
• Sean Allen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Fantasy
• Romance

Taglines:

Will Santa be left out in the cold again?

Quotes:

Kristen Claus: Brittany, I am sorry that I doubted you. You were right. It's not proof, it's faith. I just needed more faith.

Black Noise (2001)

Actors

• Lee Becker (actor)
• Bryce Cahn (actor)
• Christopher Guilmet (actor)
• Carter Roy (actor)
• Dietrich Sachs (actor)
• Debra Pralle (actress)
• David Bialik (producer)
• Matthew Lubetich (producer)
• Royce Scott Buckingham (writer)
• Devin Anderson Wiley (composer)
• Royce Scott Buckingham (director)
• Brian Berry (miscellaneous crew)
• Cara Buckingham (miscellaneous crew)
• Gail DeMent (miscellaneous crew)
• Nadine Kaaland (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Sci-Fi
• Short

Taglines:

HEAR comes death!

Celebrity (1998)

Actors

• William Addy (actor)
• Ron Affif (actor)
• Casper Andreas (actor)
• Neal Arluck (actor)
• Ethan Aronoff (actor)
• Hank Azaria (actor)
• Dylan Baker (actor)
• Michael Moon Band (actor)
• Gerry Becker (actor)
• Arthur Berwick (actor)
• Vladimir Bibic (actor)
• David Blaine (actor)
• Frank Bonsangue (actor)
• Peter Boyden (actor)
• Bernard Addison (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

A funny look at people who will do anything to get famous... or stay famous.

Quotes:

Robin Simon: There aren't any ticks around here, are there? I'd hate to get Lyme disease.::Priest at Catholic Retreat: We haven't had any casualties.

Nicole Oliver: I can't have sex with you! My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way. But what I do from the neck up is a different story.

[sighting celebrities at a screening]::Tony Gardella: Oh, and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic.::Robin Simon: Him, I recognize.::Tony Gardella: Oh, he used to hate every movie. Then, he married a young, big-bosomed woman, and now he loves every movie.

Robin Simon: I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.

Robin Simon: No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.

[talking about Papadakis]::Tony Gardella: He's very arty, pretentious, one of those assholes who shoots all his films in black and white.

Supermodel: You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything...::Lee Simon: From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.

Tony Gardella: Tom Dale. *Big* star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake.

Waiting Room Nurse: I'm sorry, the doctor just doesn't do penis enlargements. We don't have the space.::Waiting Room Patient: We're talking about 3 inches here!

Robin Simon: [affecting a Southern accent] I have always depended on the kindness of strangers...

Eddie (1996)

Actors

• Cory Alexander (actor)
• Ben Bagby (actor)
• John D. Bair (actor)
• Gene Banks (actor)
• Daniel D. Bannister (actor)
• Joseph Anthony Battaglia (actor)
• John S. Battle (actor)
• Tyrone Bell (actor)
• Chris Berman (actor)
• Corie Blount (actor)
• Marc Blucas (actor)
• Tyrone Bogues (actor)
• T'Fani Bose (actor)
• Terrell Brandon (actor)
• Marv Albert (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Sport

Taglines:

The Newest Coach In The NBA Has Got The Knicks Right Where She Wants Them.

Quotes:

Coach John Bailey: (now as coach of the Charlotte Hornets) Hey, Zimmer, where's your coach - still in the ladies' room?::Carl Zimmer: I don't know where she is.::Coach John Bailey: Well, if she doesn't show up here pretty quick, you're going to have awfully big shoes to fill, even if they are high heels.::Carl Zimmer: Uh, John, I've been around for a lot of years. I learned from the best.::Coach John Bailey: Well, thanks, Carl. I appreciate that, really. Thank you.::Carl Zimmer: I wasn't talking about you.::Coach John Bailey: Chump.

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You know ["Wild Bill"] takes a chance every time he comes riding out on that dumb old horse, not realizing that eventually somebody's going to hit him upside the head with a hot dog.

Referee: That's no basket! Charge! Knicks win!::Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan take charge!::Coach John Bailey: (to referee) You cost us the game. You stink.

Patton's Mama: My baby is not gonnna go to St. Louis. Howdy, Bill!::"Wild Bill" Hastings: Why, howdy, ma'am.::Patton's Mama: (while hitting "Wild Bill") Game over! How dare you try to take my son away!

ESPN Radio Announcer: ESPN.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Yeah, put me on with this clown.::ESPN Radio Announcer: (to Chris Berman) We've got a hot one on Line 4 - Eddie from Manhattan.::Himself: Eddie from Manhattan, you're on live with "Wild Bill" Burgess.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Billy, you really want a mascot, baby? You need to put a saddle on Bailey and ride his behind around Central Park all night. That's what you need.::"Wild Bill" Burgess: Ha ha. Well, you know, if that would sell tickets, I might consider it, hon.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Ha ha. Yeah, right, and don't call me "hon". (Eddie then realizes that "Wild Bill" is in her limousine.)

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Bailey! Bailey! Bailey, you gonna try something new tonight, like trying to coach? It's the NBA, buddy - no buttheads allowed, but you keep coming back. I don't understand it.

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You see the sign back there? It says John 3:16. That is not a biblical quote, baby. You know what that is? That's your sorry road record 'cause you're the anti-coach!

Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Do you have 666 on your head?::Coach John Bailey: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Say, Eddie, come back again when you can afford the seats back here.::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Soon as you start winning, I'll be back.::Coach John Bailey: So long!::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Hey, Zimmer, get a life, get a face, get a new coat, buddy!

MSG Announcer: At forward, 6'9", Anthony "Pig" Miller!::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Boo!::Claudine: Why do they call him "Pig"?::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: 'Cause he's not kosher.

[after live fireworks set fire to Walt Frazier's retired jersey in the rafters of Madison Square Gardens]::Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: That was Walt Frazier's jersey!::Fair Weather Fan: That's Walt Frazier's jersey!::Walt Frazier: Hey, yo, that's my jersey!::"Wild Bill" Burgess: And that's just the beginning, folks. We got more surprises for you. And don't forget the honorary coach contest at halftime. Let's play some basketball.::Marv Albert: Say goodbye to tradition. "Wild Bill" Burgess has just torched Walt Frazier's jersey.::Coach John Bailey: A freak show. He's going to turn it into a freak show.

Across the Sea of Time (1995)

Actors

• Peter Boyden (actor)
• Robert Buckley (actor)
• George G. Colucci (actor)
• Bernard Ferstenberg (actor)
• Patrick Flynn (actor)
• Avi Hoffman (actor)
• Christopher King (actor)
• Philip Levy (actor)
• Matt Malloy (actor)
• Seth Michael May (actor)
• John McDonough (actor)
• Nick Muglia (actor)
• Dennis O'Connor (actor)
• Luigi Petrozza (actor)
• John D. Bair (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Drama
• Family
• History

Taglines:

New York as you've never seen it.

Quotes:

Julia Minton: Welcome to America, Tomas. Welcome to New York.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

Actors

• David Boston (actor)
• Eddie Bracken (actor)
• Dan Buckman (actor)
• Ron Canada (actor)
• Anthony Cannata (actor)
• Al Cerullo (actor)
• Thomas Civitano (actor)
• Jedidiah Cohen (actor)
• James Cole (actor)
• A.M. Columbus (actor)
• Chris Columbus (actor)
• Kieran Culkin (actor)
• Macaulay Culkin (actor)
• Tim Curry (actor)
• Gerry Bamman (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Crime
• Family

Taglines:

He's up past his bedtime in the city that never sleeps.
Yikes! I did it again!
First, he was home alone, now he's lost in New York

Quotes:

Harry: Here we are Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity. [sniffs] Smell that?::Marv: [sniffs] Yeah.::Harry: Know what that is?::Marv: Fish.::Harry: It's freedom.::Marv: No, it's fish.::Harry: It's freedom, and it's money.::Marv: Okay, okay, it's freedom.::Harry: Come on, let's get out of here before somebody sees us.::Marv: And it's fish.

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?::Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.

Cedrick the Bellman: Do you know how the TV works?::Kevin McCallister: I'm 10-years-old. TV is my life.

Kevin McCallister: You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

[Frank snatches a can of Coke out of his son Fuller's hand]::Uncle Frank McCallister: Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.

Tracy McCallister: [Opening lines at the beginning of the movie; Tracy's frantically looking for her sunblock] Has anybody seen my sublock?::Sondra McCallister: What's the point in going to Florida if you're going to put on sunblock?::Megan McCallister: I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted.::Buzz McCallister: Great, now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin.::Brooke McCallister: He's just jealous because he doesn't tan. His freckles just connect.::Uncle Frank McCallister: [walks by, sees his son Fuller drinking a Coke, and snatches it away from him] Hey, easy on the fluids, pal, the rubber sheets are packed.::[Uncle Frank then drinks the Coke himself]

Officer Bennett: Has the boy ever run away from home?::Peter McCallister: No.::Officer Bennett: Has he ever been in a situation where's been on his own?::Kate McCallister: [Kate shakes her head. Peter gives her a look] As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's become sort of a McCallister family travel tradition.::Peter McCallister: Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. [They both laugh, and knock on the wooden desk]::Kate McCallister: [Officer Bennett does not laugh] He was left at home, by accident, last year.::Peter McCallister: That's what my wife meant when she said this has become a McCallister family travel tradition.

Kevin McCallister: You guys give up? Have you had enough pain?::Marv: Nevah!::Harry: [Shakes head at Marv]

Kevin McCallister: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

Kevin McCallister: You've gotta help me. There's two guys after me.::Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your... [snatches the credit card from Kevin] stolen credit card? Let's see what the police have to say about this.

Pizza Man (1991)

Actors

• Bryan Clark (actor)
• Ron Darian (actor)
• Bob Delegall (actor)
• Jeff Hawk (actor)
• Jim Jackman (actor)
• Clyde Kusatsu (actor)
• Bill Maher (actor)
• David McKnight (actor)
• John Moody (actor)
• Sam Pancake (actor)
• Wil Philip (actor)
• Simon Richards (actor)
• Andy Romano (actor)
• Arlene Banas (actress)
• Annabelle Gurwitch (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Ghosts Can't Do It (1989)

Actors

• Wade Collings (actor)
• Leo Damian (actor)
• Henry Jayasena (actor)
• Mickey Knox (actor)
• Don Murray (actor)
• Anthony Quinn (actor)
• Richard Sherman (actor)
• Gerry Spence (actor)
• Herb Tanney (actor)
• Donald Trump (actor)
• Victoria Burgoyne (actress)
• Jane Damian (actress)
• Bo Derek (actress)
• Carole J. Fleck (actress)
• Jon T. Benn (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Only her desire can make him rise again

Quotes:

Katie O'Dare Scott: My dead husband wants to possess your body.

Angel: There's no way out of eternity. You're stuck with it.

Katie O'Dare Scott: I'm your girl all right. But you're not my man, you're my ghost!

Katie O'Dare Scott: You mean you'd take another body, and with this body you'd make love to me?::Scott: You bet I would! I mean... if it's possible.::Katie O'Dare Scott: I don't know, Scott. That's kinky stuff. We've never been kinky.

Trump, Donald Filmography

• The Harry Benson Project
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Rock and Roll Roast of Dee Snider
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE Hall of Fame 2013
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WrestleMania 29
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Miss Universe 2013
  2013, role: producer
• The Central Park Five
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2012 Miss USA Pageant
  2012, role: producer
• Miss Universe 2012
  2012, role: producer
• How Playboy Changed the World
  2012, role: actor
• The 2012 Miss USA Pageant
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Greatest Movie Ever Sold
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• You've Been Trumped
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Herschel
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 9th Annual TV Land Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 85th Anniversary of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2011 CMT Music Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Horrorween
  2011, role: actor , character name: Forbes Cover Billionaire
• The Battle for Late Night
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I Am
  2010, role: actor
• WWE: The Best of RAW 2009
  2010, role: actor , character name: Donald Trump
• The 2010 Miss Universe Pageant
  2010, role: producer
• Donald J. Trump Presents: The Ultimate Merger
  2010, role: producer
• Alzheimer's Foundation of America Together for Care Telethon
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• In the Name of Democracy: The Story of Lt. Ehren Watada
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Miss USA 2009
  2009, role: producer
• Miss Universe Pageant
  2009, role: producer
• The Shock Doctrine
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE: The Bash
  2009, role: actor , character name: Donald Trump
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases
  2009, role: actor
• Trump
  2008, role: producer
• The 57th Annual Miss USA Pageant
  2008, role: producer
• Paris, Not France
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Decline and Fall of America
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Trump
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Christmas in Rockefeller Center
  2007, role: actor
• WrestleMania 23
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE No Way Out
  2007, role: actor , character name: Donald Trump
• The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE Draft Special
  2007, role: actor , character name: Donald Trump
• Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE Backlash
  2007, role: actor , character name: Donald Trump
• Hulk Hogan: The Ultimate Anthology
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 17th Annual American Century Championship
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• There and Back Again
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Donald Trump - Mac Miller

Ay yo, the flyest muthafucka up in the roomYeah, you know it's meBitches hating on him'Cause he started out here locally
Hopefully, I'll be at the top soonFor now I'm at my houseOn the couch watching cartoons
You know how much you love itWhen you get it in abundanceGive a fuck about a budgetWhen you always be the subject of discussion
But it's nothing when you stopAnd just say, fuck it'Cause you walking out in publicAnd hear 'em talking rubbish
I just wanna rideRide through the city in a CutlassFind a big butt bitchSomewhere get my nuts kissed
That's the way it goesWhen you party just like I doBitches on my dickThat used to brush me off in high school
Take over the worldWhen I'm on my Donald Trump shitLook at all this moneyAin't that some shit?
Take over the worldWhen I'm on my Donald Trump shitLook at all this moneyAin't that some shit?
We gonna take over the worldWhile these haters getting madThat's why all my bitches badThey see this crazy life I have and they in awe
We gon' winYou can take the lose or drawWhat I'm in, got these hoesThat used to play me and they broads
We gonna take over the worldWhile these haters getting madTake over the worldWatch these haters get mad
That's why all my bitches badThey see this crazy life I haveHop into to the carThen we take 'em to the pad, it's a wrap
And muthafuckas think they know meBut they never met the kidsStyle come with excellenceAnd money make benevolence
Irrelevant for the fuckersWho never been intelligentI kill my HenneyBreak the bottle for the hell of it
Tell a bitchShe better bring her friendsAnd if she want a autographShe better bring a pen
Yeah, the party never ranThis life is what I recommendAnd if you got a hope it for meThen she better be a 10
I ain't pickyBut these girls be acting trickyWhen the situation's stickyAnd the liquor got 'em silly
But I take over the worldWhen I'm on my Donald Trump shitLook at all this moneyAin't that some shit?
We gonna take over the worldWhile these haters getting madThat's why all my bitches badThey see this crazy life I have and they in awe
We gon' winYou can take the lose or drawWhat I'm in, got these hoesThat used to play me and they broads
We gonna take over the worldWhile these haters getting madTake over the worldWatch these haters get mad