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Plot
In 2012, amid economic chaos and high unemployment, Americans watch by the millions as criminals with life sentences race armored cars on Terminal Island. Two-thirds of the combatants die but the winner may earn his freedom. On the day he loses his job, steelworker Jensen Ames is arrested for his wife's murder. Sent to Terminal Island, he's offered an out by the steely and manipulative Warden Hennessey - race as the popular mask-wearing (but now dead) champion, Frankenstein, or rot in prison. Jensen makes the bargain. As the three-stage race approaches, he realizes that the whole thing may be a set up - can an anonymous man behind a mask get revenge and win his release?
Keywords: 2020s, action-hero, american-flag, armored-car, barbed-wire, based-on-film, betrayal, bleachers, blood, blood-splatter
Get ready for a killer ride.
Get ready for a killer race.
This Friday, may the best man live.
Joe's Navigator #3: I'm honored to navigate for you, sir. They call me...::Machine-Gun Joe: [interrupting] Save it. We won't have time to get acquainted.
Lists: Somebody's mad right now.::Coach: Nobody fucks with my car.
Ulrich: You win again.::Hennessey: Mr. Ulrich, I always win.
[last lines]::Jensen Ames: Someone once asked me if I was the best future for my little girl. I've thought about this for long time, and here's what I've decided: No one in this world is perfect. Heaven knows I'm not. But I love her more than anyone else possibly could. In the end, that's all that matters.
[about to throw the car cigarette lighter towards Colt's car]::Case: Merry Christmas, ASSHOLE!::Travis Colt: Oh, shit!
Coach: And what do we owe the pleasure of your company?::Jensen Ames: I killed my wife.::Coach: Bullshit! You're a hard man but you ain't no wife killer.::Jensen Ames: And how do you know?::Coach: I've met my share. But you, the way you look at her, couldn't do that if you killed her mother. So i say bullshit.::Jensen Ames: [sees Coach walking away] Coach? What would say if Hennessy got my wife killed? Get me framed to come in here to be a Frankenstein, what would say to that bullshit?::[pause]::Jensen Ames: Her name was Suzie. I was headed here. Always knew it; she didn't. She was my chance of something else and that bitch took her away from me.
Grimm: [after crawling out of a wreck] I'm the fuckin' Grim Reaper baby. Can't kill me! You can burn me, you can even fuckin' shoot me, but you just can't motherfuckin' kill me!::[Joe comes from behind ramming Grimm's head with one of his car's turrets]
Gunner: Man, what is this supposed to be?::Coach: Oatmeal... I think.::Gunner: Man, how do you fuck up oatmeal?
Gunner: [upon seeing RPGs on top of Machine Gun Joe's truck] What's that?::Lists: Model 7 Russian Armory, armor piercing, self arming, accurate to about 1000 meters.::Gunner: [slightly unnerved] Thought so.
Hennessey: [having always shown before a distinct aversion to crude language] Okay cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.
Plot
In a disastrous economy, after loosing his job, Alan, an out of work executive, dreams a series of bizarre comedic worst case scenarios that could happen if society's "strippers" get a hold of him. After over ten years of being produced (1998), this dark comedic drama proves to be both current and relevant in a changing world. This is Jorge Ameer's second feature, yet his first 35mm motion picture and theatrical release.
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Plot
Cigarette smugglers in Naples run into problems with cocaine operations being set up by a rival smuggler. Full of violence, including a women's face being burned off with a blow torch and a graphic rape scene.
Keywords: action-hero, alley-fight, anger, anti-hero, arm-blown-off, assassination, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, beaten-to-death, beating
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Commercial may refer to:
Ricky Dene Gervais (/dʒərˈveɪz/; born 25 June 1961) is an English comedian, actor, director, producer, musician, writer, and former radio presenter.
Gervais achieved mainstream fame with his television series The Office and the subsequent series Extras, both of which he co-wrote and co-directed with frequent collaborator Stephen Merchant. In addition to writing and directing the shows, Gervais played the lead roles of David Brent in The Office and Andy Millman in Extras. Gervais has also starred in a number of Hollywood films, assuming leading roles in Ghost Town and The Invention of Lying. He has performed on four sell-out stand-up comedy tours, written the best-selling Flanimals book series and starred with Merchant and Karl Pilkington in the most downloaded podcast in the world as of March 2009,The Ricky Gervais Show.
He has won multiple awards and honours, including seven BAFTA Awards, five British Comedy Awards, two Emmy Awards, three Golden Globe Awards and the 2006 Rose d'Or, as well as a Screen Actors Guild Award nomination. In 2007 he was voted the 11th greatest stand-up comic on Channel 4's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups and again in the updated 2010 list as the 3rd greatest stand-up comic. In 2010 he was named on the TIME 100 list of the world's most influential people.
Matt Cardona (born May 14, 1985), better known by his ring name Zack Ryder, is an American professional wrestler signed to WWE and appearing on its Raw brand.
Cardona wrestled mostly with his tag team partner Brian Myers/Curt Hawkins on the independent circuit and initially in WWE, where they won the WWE Tag Team Championship. After the team split in 2009, Cardona was featured sparingly on WWE television. In 2011, Cardona used YouTube and Twitter to establish a niche fan following, which translated to a rise in status in WWE.
Cardona debuted with New York Wrestling Connection (NYWC) in 2004, using the name Brett Matthews. By 2005 he began regularly teaming with Bryan Myers and the duo of Myers and Matthews went on to defeat the NYWC Tag Team Champions Dickie Rodz and Mason Raige by disqualification, for which titles do not change hands. At the next event on June 4 they won a rematch decisively to become Tag Team Champions. Later that month they were attacked by The Dead Presidents (Lo Lincoln and Boog Washington) to set up a feud where they eventually lost their titles against them in July. on August 27. On September 23 they were entered into a three way match with the champions but Team Tremendous (Dan Barry and Ken Scampi) ended up with the belts. After continuing to win matches they re-earned a match against Team Tremendous and won the titles for the second time on January 25, 2006. They held the titles until they faced the B.S. Xpress (Tony Burma & Mike Spinelli), who defeated them for the gold on March 26.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro,OIH, (born 5 February 1985), commonly known as Cristiano Ronaldo, is a Portuguese footballer who plays as a winger or striker for Spanish La Liga club Real Madrid and is the captain of the Portuguese national team. Ronaldo became the most expensive footballer in history after moving from Manchester United to Real Madrid in a transfer worth £80 million (€93.9 million/$131.6 million). In addition, his contract with Real Madrid, in which he is paid €12 million per year, makes him one of the highest-paid footballers in the world, and his buyout clause is valued at €1 billion as per his contract.
Ronaldo began his career as a youth player for Andorinha, where he played for two years, before moving to C.D. Nacional. In 1997, he made a move to Portuguese giants Sporting Clube de Portugal. Ronaldo's precocious talent caught the attention of Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson, who signed him for £12.24 million (€15 million) in 2003. The following season, Ronaldo won his first club honour, the FA Cup. He also played at Euro 2004 with Portugal and scored his first international goal in the opening game of the tournament against Greece, in addition to helping Portugal reach the final. He was featured in the UEFA Euro All-Star Team of this competition.
"The Man" is a slang phrase that may refer to the government or to some other authority in a position of power. In addition to this derogatory connotation, it may also serve as a term of respect and praise.
The phrase "the Man is keeping me down" is commonly used to describe oppression. The phrase "stick it to the Man" encourages resistance to authority, and essentially means "fight back" or "resist", either openly or via sabotage.
The earliest recorded use[citation needed] of the term "the Man" in the American sense dates back to a letter written by a young Alexander Hamilton in September 1772, when he was 15. In a letter to his father James Hamilton, published in the Royal Dutch-American Gazette, he described the response of the Dutch governor of St. Croix to a hurricane that raked that island on August 31, 1772. "Our General has issued several very salutary and humane regulations and both in his publick and private measures, has shewn himself the Man." [dubious – discuss] In the Southern U.S. states, the phrase came to be applied to any man or any group in a position of authority, or to authority in the abstract. From about the 1950s the phrase was also an underworld code word for police, the warden of a prison or other law enforcement or penal authorities.
sung by William
McDonald's is shit
McDonald's is shit
Burger King is hip
McDonald's is shit
Please don't spit
Please don't tip
Please don't
But I wanna
Yeah I wanna
Yeah I wanna
The 7 is good
The 7 is cool
11 is good
The 7 is cool
Please don't loot
Please don't shoot
Please don't
But I wanna
But I wanna
Yeah I wanna
Children are fools
Children are cool
Children are cruel
Children are fools
(are fools)
Are fools
But I wanna
McDonald's is shit
McDonald's is shit
Burger King is hip
McDonald's is shit
Please don't spit
Please don't tip
Please don't
But I wanna
Yeah I wanna
Yeah I wanna
The 7 is good
The 7 is cool
11 is good
The 7 is cool
Please don't loot
Please don't shoot
Please don't
But I wanna
But I wanna
Yeah I wanna
Children are fools
Children are cool
Children are cruel
Children are fools
(are fools)
Are fools
Answering Machine: Your mailbox is full. Caller's cannot leave new messages
until you erase some of your existing messages. 14 new messages. 16 saved
messages.
Girl: Hey whassup Romie? (giggles). This your Juliet Tomeka. I was calling
cause you so fine at school yesterday oh my gahh. But I see you not in right
now...but...I'll holla back at ya. Peace.
4 Yr Old: Lil' Romeo? This Andrea. I just wanted to tell you...I love you and I
got your number from school. And I'm in the 2nd grade. I love you (giggles)
Sister: Hello Romeo? This your sister Antonianne. This girl wanna talk to you
(Here...take the phone). Sister's Friend: Hi Romeo this Ashley. I saw you at
school today I was wearing the 'P. Miller Shorty' shirt on and I really wanted
to let you know I love you SO much. I'm gonna give your little sister my
number...make sure you use it. Holla!
Man: Hey Rome...whassup? This is P man..hurry up and get ready we gotta make it
today, we gotta flight schedule.
Girl: I wanna say...I'm so happy for you and...stuff like that. And...I don't
really know what to say. But, all I know is your really ??...I love you
sweetie, keep on doing what your doing shaking your tails off alright? Bye.
B: Rome, this B. I'm at the house, what time we gon' to the gym? Hit me on my
2-way.
Girl: Romeo this Antoine, I'm in the 8th grade, I just wanted to tell you i
love you.
Man: Yo Rome! I need to know what time we meetin' for the show. And don't
forget to bring some 'P. Miller Shorty' ya hear me?
Record Producer: Hey, yo Rome..what up? This Quake man, ya album is ridikilous
the shorty's is gon' crazy. So ya know ya got ta get out here man.
Diesel: Yo Rome? This Diesel. I gotta couple of hits. I just need you to come
over here and lay some vocals rap baby.
Lil' Don: Yo Rome. It's ya cousin Lil' Don. I was comin' to getcha so we can
work on ya game, baby. You know you tryin to go to the pro's outta high school.
Mom: Romeo. This ya Momma. Pick up the phone. I know you not in my car! If my
car not home when I get there you in trouble! You know you too young to be
drivin!
Puddin': Whassup Rome? This Puddin'. I got ya number from my lil sister and I
don't know what she gon' do wit ya. But I'm gon' do something wit ya... I wanna
take ya to my high school prom so holla at me!
Uncle: Yo...Rome? This ya uncle D. Hogan. I seen yo television show and it's
hott! And man, keep makin music for the kids. You a big positive influence on
everybody.
Master P (dad): Yo Rome whassup? This ya dad. Hit me back on my phone. They
need ya back on the movie set. Be there on time, it's gon' be a big movie. Ya
heard me? Peace!
Man: Yo whassup Rome? This ?? boy. Meet me at the house bouta 2 hrs get the
X-Box in. And also ?????????????????????????????????????? Holla back at me.
Lil' D: Yo whassup Rome? This Lil' D and that 'Gametime' Album hott! I just
layin my verse on "Clap ya Hands"
Mo: Yo Rome? This Mo, man. Holla at me bro. Let me know when ya'll ready to let
me bring ya'll to the movies.
Justice: Hey Rome...this is me, Justice. I was just callin to see if we could
hookup later on? Maybe go to the movies or somethin? Gimmie a call when you get
this message. OH! I meant to tell you...your new album 'Gametime' is off the
chain!!
Answering Machine: There are no more messages. Main Menu.
[C-Murder & Leanerd Dawg talking]
Say lil' Learnerd Dawg (What's happenin'?)
Nigga you heard of QB? (Yah, why wassup?)
Well, yu know that nigga down with the click now you dig it (Okay)
So ah, I'ma play this new shit here and did it for ya (Do dat dog)
And ah, I want you to tell me me what you think about it (It's all good)
Check it out (Fo Sho)
[QB]
First appearence as a No Limit Soldier for all the critics
Real soldiers down front line and out to get it
We be blastin them motherfuckers give us a chance to kill em
Mo' muthafuckas then people die with cash, an mentally
Gold and platinum artists and Bout It Bout It shouldn't start it
No Limit Soldiers is Billboard regardless
Can't stop the Tank cause we rollin with steel
Have the skills to make a mill', straight hundred dollar bills
No doubt we face the street dates break
Triple platinum we chasin' with no hesitation
Real soldiers and we stay TRU
If you niggas wanna check us, that's how we roll through
We TRU Soldiers motherfuckers
[Talkin']
Yeah
Woohoo, Nigga boy that shit's tight
It ain't bad, that's it
Shit, Yo P, sign that nigga
Then bring the weed
Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted blood
I've killed with words, I've wished and hoped
And swam through a river of snot
Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi
But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking through a field of green
Whistling one of those Irish jigs
And a woman walks up and says
"Manly yes, but I like it too"
Then the guy pulls out a huge knife
And cuts off his first two fingers
And somehow catches them
In what's left of his left hand
And hands them to the woman
Did I mention they're both dressed in green?
They, they both sing this song together
"Are ya icky? Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as anything?
Hey, cut off two of your fingers
And stab yourself in the eye"
Then he stabs himself in the eye
And hands her the knife
And she stabs herself in the eye, okay? Okay?
So what about that?
Then they join arms and do this Irish folk dance
While taking turns dismembering each other
This was a commercial for deodorant, I think
Or soap or something
So now all the body parts are lying in a heap
But the heads are still singing
"Are ya icky? Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as anything?
Hey, get away from summer
And cut off all your limbs"
Then all of the body parts
Start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats
Then they jump into the mouths of the singing heads
But then they just slip right back out
Through the severed necks and keep bopping about
It's very beautiful music that's playing
There's an Irish flute and a mandolin, I think
And the background singers sound
Just like the Clancy brothers
It's really a wonderful commercial
Spectacular, it must of cost a fortune to make
The kind of commercial you'd see
During the Super Bowl, maybe
Where the advertising time costs
A million dollars a half a minute
Wow, imagine that
A million dollars for a half a minute
Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them have been through a juicer
Or a food processor or a blender or something
It's just a pink puree of blood
Bone and flesh in a big bucket
But it's still singing somehow
"Are ya icky? Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as anything?
Hey, blend yourself, process yourself
Become a glass of animal juice"
"Haven't you had enough
Of fruit juices and vegetable juices?
Next time company comes over
Offer them a cool refreshing glass of yourself"
"Give of yourself
Stop being such a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay? Okay
little girl:hello
boy:yes this is mr. jones from moter credit can i speak to mr.miller please
little girl:dad some guy from moter credit wants you
master p:tell him im not here
little girl:my dad said he not here
boy:well tell him if he wants to keep on holding that benz he need to make a payment.
[Verse 1:]
My life? Screw it, with a drunk bitch
Like what the fuck are we doing?
We kissing, I'm weezing, it's time to play Tetris
I play piano, jack off I'm anorexic
I'm fucking asthmatic, my records problematic
Talking to myself because my therapist done had it
All the racial slurs from the [?] playing from Lenny Kravitz
Love lock down like I am some sort of faggot
But I'm not in the first place
Waiting for my dad to say hi on my birthday
Cause Jesus wouldn't even be my friend on Church day
I plan on getting back [censored] the worst way
In the jungle, I planned on the keeper
Inside of the cage cause I'm a motherfucking Zebra
Obama's in office, niggas get job like teachers
Looking out retarded kids screaming out fuck slob, Jesus
[Hook: Casey Veggies]
And I can write a hook fast
I can get straight to the cash
Y'all niggas come last, I'm first though
No rehearsal, I know it all like Erkel
You can call it commercial
So turn it up, turn it up (Watch it)
Odd Future won't stop it
[Verse 2:]
I make music for a reason, didn't vote Obama
So you can charge me with treason
Year round asshole, the fuck you season
The flu, I'm sick that's why everybody sneezing
I'm always cheesing, smile for a reason
Fuck as I fuck you, I'm always teasing
My daughter need milk and a quilt
So I'm selling the [?] for six bucks cause she always sneezing
Some people need drugs, some people need dubs
On they car note to go to the club
But really, really, really, all I need deep down, is a hug
[Hook]
[Verse 3:]
Look, I'm back like niggas on a bus
With a Rosa Parks state of mind, I don't give a fuck
And I'm strolling Down South like Good Luck Chuck
In a Malcolm X shirt chilling with the Ku Klux
Klan, I ain't nothing to fuck with
O.F. clan they ain't nothing to fuck with
The O.F. clan they ain't nothing to fuck with