• Season 2
• Episode 1: Family Conference
  USA:20 September 2013...

The Neighbors

A down to earth family comedy. (2012)||It's OK to say you like it! (2013)

Cast

• Jami Gertz
• Lenny Venito
• Simon Templeman
• Toks Olagundoye
• Clara Mamet
• Tim Jo
• Ian Patrick
• Max Charles
• Isabella Cramp
• Tracy Weisert
• Mobin Khan
• Brian Guest
• Aliya Astaphan
• Trisity Cameron
• Laura LaMonaco
• Americus Abesamis
• Ningning Deng
• Robert T. Barrett
• Malcolm Bowen
• Grant Harvey
• Patrick O'Sullivan
• Katherine Tokarz

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  USA...
• Episode 2: Journey to the Center of the Mall
  Debbie Weaver: I wanted you to get to know us better so that it would be harder for you to... eat us...
• Episode 3: Things Just Got Real
  USA...
• Episode 4: Bathroom Etiquette
  USA...
• Episode 5: Halloween-ween
  USA...
• Episode 6: Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
  USA...
• Episode 7: 50 Shades of Green
  Zabvronian Instructional Video Narrator: And now Module 8, Earth Invasion. Phase one: kill all the b...
• Episode 8: Thanksgiving Is for the Bird-Kersees
  Debbie Weaver: How are you going to explain the Bird-Kersees to your folks?::Marty Weaver: Well, you...
• Episode 9: Merry Crap-mas
  Abby Weaver: Santa knows when you've been naughty. And he knows when you've been nice.::Larry Bird: ...
• Episode 10: Juan of the Dead
  Max Weaver: But if you guys die, I'll be all alone.::Marty Weaver: Hey, what if I promised you that ...
• Episode 11: The Gingerbread Man
  Larry Bird: This is boring. Humans are boring....
• Episode 12: Cold War
  USA...
• Episode 13: Dream Weavers
  Jackie Joyner-Kersee: I am going home, because my soulmate, and the man I am destined to spend all o...
• Episode 14: The Back Nine
  Larry Bird: Wife, I'm sighing for effect. Please pay attention....
• Episode 15: Space Invaders
  Marty Weaver: Winter is coming.::Max Weaver: Game of Thrones?::Marty Weaver: Game of Thrones....
• Episode 16: Mother Clubbers
  Debbie Weaver: They're flirting, Larry. They're letting her know that they find her attractive.::Lar...
• Episode 17: Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird
  Debbie Weaver: Mommy has to go outside and trick your brother into spelling stuff 'cause Daddy won't...
• Episode 18: Camping
  Amber Weaver: Tell me again why living like homeless people is considered a vacation.::Marty Weaver:...
• Episode 19: I Believe I Can Drive
  Larry Bird: Amber, would you describe us as two unlikely best friends?::Amber Weaver: No. We're more...
• Episode 20: Sing Like a Larry Bird (Aka the Musical)
  Larry Bird: Let's call the police.::Jackie Joyner-Kersee: Oh honey, they split up in the '80s. Now S...
• Episode 21: Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
  Debbie Weaver: Wow, Marty, you really gotta start paying more attention around here.::Marty Weaver: ...
• Episode 22: It Has Begun...
  Larry Bird: Oh Marty, get off of it. We all know how this script ends. You tell us you're gonna do s...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Family Conference
  Larry Bird: We usually go in order of prettiness but I'm going to let Jackie go first this time beca...
• Episode 2: September Fools
  Dick Butkus: Videogames are for fat girls and virgins....
• Episode 3: The Neighbours
  Larry Bird: This hat is much hotter than I anticipated. It's real polar bear, don't tell anyone - te...
• Episode 4: The One with Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S
  Larry Bird: Promise me he'll get the best care, not that Obamacare that Fox News says kills old peop...
• Episode 5: Challoweenukah
  Jackie Joyner-Kersee: Write off Challoweenukah as a noble failure like the American jury system or M...
• Episode 6: Any Friggin' Sunday
  USA...
• Episode 7: We Jumped the Shark (Tank)
  USA:8 November 2013...
• Episode 8: Good Debbie Hunting
  USA:15 November 2013...
• Episode 9: Thanksgiving is No Schmuck Bait
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 10: Supreme Like Me
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 11: A Christmas Story
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 12: Fear and Loving in New Jersey
  USA:10 January 2014...
• Episode 13: High School Reunion
  USA:17 January 2014...
• Episode 14: (#2.14)
  USA:17 January 2014...
• Episode 15: (#2.15)
  USA:24 January 2014...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• NEIGHBORS - Rolling Stones
• NEIGHBORS - The Rolling Stones
• NEIGHBORS - Howlin' Wolf
• NEIGHBORS - Academy Is
• NEIGHBORS - MU330
• NEIGHBORS - Gnarls Barkley
• NEIGHBORS - Dodos
• NEIGHBORS - Robbie Nevil
• NEIGHBORS - Something For Rockets
• NEIGHBORS - Plot In You

Neighbors, neighbors, neighbors
Have I got neighbors?
Have I got neighbors?
All day and all night
Neighbors
Have I got neighbors?
Ringing my doorbells
All day and all night
Ladies, have I got crazies?
Screaming young babies
No piece and no quiet
I got T.V.'s, saxophone playing
Groaning and straining
With the trouble and strife
Is it any wonder
Is it any wonder
Is it any wonder
That we fuss and fight
Neighbors, due unto strangers
Do unto neighbors
What you do to yourself, yourself, yourself
Is it any wonder
Is it any wonder
Is it any wonder
That we fuss and fight
Neighbors do unto strangers
Do onto neighbors what you do to yourself
Yourself, yourself, yourself
Neighbors, neighbors, neighbors
Neighbors, neighbors, neighbors
Do yourself a favour
Don't you mess with my baby
When I'm working all night
You know that neighbors
Steal off my table
Steal off my table
And doing alright, alright, alright
Neighbors do unto strangers
Do unto strangers

(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
Neighbors, neighbors, neighbors
Have I got neighbors?
Have I got neighbors?
All day and all night
Neighbors
Have I got neighbors?
Ringing my doorbells
All day and all night
Ladies, have I got crazies?
Screaming young babies
No piece and no quiet
I got T.V.'s, saxophone playing
Groaning and straining
With the trouble and strife
Is it any wonder
Is it any wonder
Is it any wonder
That we fuss and fight
Neighbors, do unto strangers
Do unto neighbors
What you do to yourself, yourself, yourself
Is it any wonder
Is it any wonder
Is it any wonder
That we fuss and fight
Neighbors do unto strangers
Do onto neighbors what you do to yourself
Yourself, yourself, yourself
Neighbors, neighbors, neighbors
Neighbors, neighbors, neighbors
Do yourself a favour
Don't you mess with my baby
When I'm working all night
You know that neighbors
Steal off my table
Steal off my table
And doing alright, alright, alright
Neighbors do unto strangers
Do unto strangers
What you do to yourself

When I had a lots of money
I had friends to give a good time
I went out with my friends
We drunk beer and whiskey all night
The next time I take 'em out
They didn't have a dime to spend
I told my neighbors, I ain't gonna spend no money no more
I love my neighbors, I can't spend no dime no more
I works too hard for my money, to throw my money away
My mama keep my money, I ain't gonna spend no money these
days
I love my neighbors, I love my neighbors
But I have no dime to spend
Well every Monday morning, my neighbor knockin on my door
My neighbor done tell me, I want some ready dough
Well I told my neighbor, can't spend no money no more

I took a step back as the room was filling up
I was packed up against some people who were tossing up a storm
Now the door's locked
And the shower's on.
And I realize I don't recognize anyone,
But I don't mind
Well the neighbors have complained damn near every night.
[Chorus]
You shoulda shown up
Shoulda shown up by now
You shoulda shown up by now
Give it a rest. Give it a rest
With a knock at the door,
The knock at the door as it goes...
Whoa...
Well now everybody's losing control!
Intoxicated circulation...
Just try and sit back, get my palette wet,
Getting mentally prepared for the consequences
And you know why...
Because that knock at the door
Calls the crowd to quiet.
The neighbors have complained damn near every night.
[Chorus]
You shoulda shown up
Shoulda shown up by now
You shoulda shown up by now
Give it a rest. Give it a rest
With a knock at the door,
The knock at the door as it goes...
Whoa...
There's no one left lying on the second story floorboards
And I'm sure they heard next door
The bottles are hollow now
And there's room at the bottom
And I would take it back
If I could, but I won't!
[Chorus]
You shoulda shown up
Shoulda shown up by now
You shoulda shown up by now
Give it a rest. Give it a rest
With a knock at the door,
The knock at the door as it goes...

tell me all about your neighbor
tell me something i don't know
his chest is thicker
i don't have to measure
i know that it's bigger
i don't know about your neighbor
please don't talk about your neighbor
i don't want to hear his name
he's built like a barrel
and his arms are large
and my arms are skinny
i really fear your neighbor
he probably owns a gun
but doesn't need it
he could squash me like a bug
and fix your car at the same time
i just lost you to your neighbor
but i don't think that he's your type
he's always there and he makes you cook
and you never cook
retrieve a beer for your new neighbor
where did i fall short

Now my neighbor likes where I stay
But doesn't know the price that I pay
My neighbor, my neighbor
My neighbor wants what he sees
My neighbor, my neighbor
My neighbor thinks he wants to be me
But he'll never be
From out my window, he seems just fine
Deep but in his mind, behind his world is far from kind
So I invited him over, come let's make a new friend
But once I got to know ya, wish I never let you in
Now my neighbor likes my clothes
But hasn't seen me with my scars exposed
My neighbor, my neighbor
My neighbor, dissatisfied
My neighbor, my neighbor's
Behavior is unjustified
I'm sick and tired
I don't know if he lives all alone
If you're scared of the darkness
Just leave the lights on
I had a talk with my neighbor
Said, "Isn't this all insane?"
I guess he understood me
He never came back again
Now my neighbor likes my car

One, two, three
Ruby's out there on the block
Chasing down her little dog
Calling out but he won't stop
'Cause he's sick of feeling stuck
Can't provide the things she wants
She won't handle when he's gone
He's getting free, he's going long
Feeling further as he runs
I hope he does
Neighbor's out there in the yard
Doing pull-ups on his bar
Getting stronger, working hard
Gonna have a ahead start
Gonna look just like a star
Gonna go out stealing hearts
I hope he falls
I know them
They know me
They're the ones
That I see
Everyday
Probably
We don't smile
We don't speak
Sammy's out there painting trees
Covering up the graffiti
Mumbling something through his teeth
About the kids out on the street
He won't leave it, let it be
Maybe they'll come back and see
Paint it over permanently
He'll go mad, he'll go crazy
I hope he does
I know them
They know me
They're the ones
That I see
Everyday
Probably
We don't smile
We don't speak
I know them
They know me
They're the ones
That I see
Everyday
Probably
We don't smile
We don't speak
Don't smile, don't speak
Don't smile, don't speak
Don't smile, don't speak
Don't smile, don't speak
Don't smile, don't speak (Oh)
Don't smile, don't speak
Don't smile, don't speak (Oh)
Don't smile, don't speak
Don't smile, don't speak
(Oh)
Don't smile, don't speak
Don't smile, don't speak (Oh)
Don't smile, don't speak

Fresh out of school, she makes her own rules
Katy's havin' the time of her life
She's talkin' to George, the bookie next door
Seven phones ringin' day and night
Crazy Annette, she drives a Corvette
While her daddy pays all the bills
The health nut upstairs
Who is always prepared with fruit and vitamin pills
I said neighbors, every face a storybook
Night and day participators starring in my neighborhood
I said neighbors, some are you and some are me
Every window's a theater, every doors a mystery, uhh
Ooh, Troy's a playboy, his phone books a toy
Falls in love each day of the week
Candy & Kim, identical twins
Broke his heart, they're playin' for keeps
Rumors, don't stop 'bout the room at the top
Mrs. Jones, she's never been seen
Room #2 is red, white and blue
Sarge is proud, he's an ex-marine
I said neighbors, every face a storybook
Night and day participators starring in my neighborhood
I said neighbors, some are you and some are me
Every window's a theater, every doors a mystery
Hey love, hey, hey, uhh
Ooh, and I'm telling all
I said neighbors, ow, every face a storybook
Night and day participators starring in my neighborhood
I said neighbors, some are you and some are me
Every window's a theater, every doors a mystery
I said neighbors, every face a storybook
Night and day participators starring in my neighborhood
I said neighbors, some are you and some are me
Every window's a theater, every doors a mystery
Yeah, yeah, neighbors, neighbors
Yeah, yeah, neighbors, neighbors
Yeah, yeah, neighbors, neighbors

Just stepped out tonight
The cold it feels all right
Standing on the corner of the lower damp east side
I just felt you all night
Where do i go from here
Buzzing
And running on empty
I could take this ride
To my people out all night
We do this
Don't we own this city right?
But i need something else
Something that's not myself
Out here in front of everyone
I want to wake up all the neighbors
I hope they come and save us
Because we get it on
Were getting it on getting it on
Called you from my cell
4: 30 should work well
Cause if your up
And i'm up
We should get together
Baby that's all right
I'll be there in five
Alone and empty
I want to wake up all the neighbors
I hope they come and save us
Because we get it on
Were getting it on getting it on
Won't you sing this with me
Everybody move tonight
I'm the man to treat you right
Wont you sing this with me
Gona make your body move tonight
Cause i'm the man to treat you right
I want to wake up all the neighbors
I hope they come and save us
Because we get it on

You were the last thing I had to hold on to,
Don't try and cover it up or justify this,
Stagger your way out of our lives,
You're just as worthless as he is,
Your selfishness makes me sick,
How can you live with yourself?
What is wrong with you? Where did you go?
After everything we've been through, how could you do this?
Your broken teeth and the scars on your face, you really miss that?
You really wanna go back to that?
I heard you scream as he ripped you to pieces,
Smashing your face on the table,
I'm finding out,
I never needed you to begin with,
We don't need their charity,
We don't need their apathy,
Step aside,
This is not your problem,
This has nothing to do with you,
We will never need you,
We'll never need your help,
Stay away from me,
I don't need your help,
All I wanted was to have my family back,
To see my mothers smile,
To hear my father say he loves me,
One more time,
Why does everything change?
Why can't we go back to how things were before?
I'll never take it for granted,
I'll never fight for anything else
I will fight for this,
I will fight for everything,
So go ahead and shut us out again,
Pray that someone takes your place