The Man Who Wasn't There (1983)

Actors

• Jerry Anderson (actor)
• Harold Ayer (actor)
• Vincent Baggetta (actor)
• John C. Becher (actor)
• Martin Becker (actor)
• Val Bettin (actor)
• Charlie Brill (actor)
• Don Calfa (actor)
• Ron Canada (actor)
• Frank H. Conn (actor)
• Terrence Currier (actor)
• Dante D'Andre (actor)
• Richard DeAngelis (actor)
• Dean Dittman (actor)
• Edwin M. Adams (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

There never was a man like the man who wasn't there.
Being invisible gets you into spy rings, diplomatic circles, and the girl's locker room.
The funniest thing you've never seen!

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Countdown - Dansero
• This Girl Is Mine - Dansero
• Monticello - Dansero
• Mariachi Nights - Dansero
• Live Fast, Love Hard - Dansero
• Heartbreaker - Dansero
• Good Girl - Dansero
• Fake I.D. - Dansero
• Cheerleader - Dansero

Driving down your street
At one twenty miles or so
I know just where to go
I'm standing outside of your door
So lost in love
And there is so little time
I've got to have you here right with me
Or I'm going out of my mind
(Chorus)
I Countdown the time
I Countdown the time till you're mine
I Countdown the time
I Countdown the time till you're mine
Oh for a taste of your love and your lips
Such forbidden desire
I can't get much higher
Or try to explain
So lost in love
And there is so little time
I've got to have you here right with me
Or I'm going out of my mind
(Chorus)
Countdown, baby coming down your street
I'll knock down all your suitors that I meet
Countdown, baby there's no need to fear

Drove to your house last night
And you ran into my arms
Tears filled your eyes
There was cause for alarm
I turn your folks off
But I turn you on
And I won't bring you home till dawn
If I bring you home at all
(Chorus)
This Girl Is Mine, and I love her oh-oh whoa
This Girl Is Mine, and I love her oh-oh whoa
This Girl Is Mine and the love we share
If they don't like it, ask me if I care
And in my arms, and in my arms
We will rejoice, and we'll be home
We'll share our love, so far away
From all the pain that we have known
So fancy free, so fancy free
As we walk along the beach
So much in love, so much in love
So far away from all harm's reach
Never have I felt a love so right,
My heart's in overdrive tonight
(Repeat Chorus)
And when I fight for love I win,
My lady's honor I defend
Should anyone try to take us down
They'll hit my fists, and hit the ground
(Repeat Chorus)
This Girl Is Mine, and I love her oh-oh whoa
This Girl Is Mine, and I love her oh-oh whoa
This Girl Is Mine, and I love her oh-oh whoa
This Girl Is Mine, and I love her oh-oh whoa
This Girl Is Mine and the love we share
If they don't like it, ask me if I care
My heart's in overdrive tonight, (this girl is, this girl is)
My heart's in overdrive tonight, (this girl is, this girl is)

Jefferson was a lonely man sitting by the bay
Watching all the seagulls as they fly away
Wonder why I can't have a girl who loves me
And hold her tight forever for eternity
(Pre-Chorus)
If I had a girl, I'd treasure her so
Hold her in my arms and I wouldn't let go, Woah-oh-oh
If I had this girl, I'd be a fine, fine fellow
She'd be true to me and I'd be her Monticello
(Chorus)
Monticello, baby, ooh Monticello baby
Hey everybody has a Monticello, baby
Monticello baby, Monticello baby
Hey everybody has a Monticello
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
(repeat)
If I had a dollar for each time I cried
A dime for every minute that I'm choked up inside
I'd be a millionaire I'd be a real rich fellow
It wouldn't mean a thing without my Monticello
(Pre-Chorus)
(Chorus)
I think about her and how she might be
I think she's out there and she's waiting for me
She would love me so, say he's a fine, fine fellow
I'd be true to her, I'd be her Monticello
Do do do do doot
Do do do do doot
Do do do do doot
(Repeat)
Monticello, baby, ooh Monticello baby
Hey everybody's got a Monticello, baby
Monticello baby, Monticello baby

La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
You're a little bid older, I'm a little bit younger
So let's split the difference, under the covers
You're a little bit grounded, I'm a little bit crazy
And on the difference, I'm a little bit hazy
So don't even think, don't even mention
Let's give our loving all the extra attention
Let's go away where the feeling is right
Love away each day and Mariachi Night
(Chorus)
Mariachi Days, Mariachi Nights
Playing on the beach, under sunny skies
Dance away the days, love our lives away
While Mariachi play through Mariachi Nights
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba
I'm a strong headed steed, no one can reach me
I'm a little naive in love, perhaps you could teach me
I see that you're lonely, and your heart could use mending
And I don't believe in unhappy endings
Oh I feel the need, perhaps you could take me
An unbroken steed, perhaps you could break me
Let's go away where the feeling is right
Love away each day and Mariachi Night
(Repeat Chorus)
Yeah, we'll sail away the days
And we'll dance away the nights
And we'll play beneath the stars
Or the skies of blue
Yeah we'll dance our cares away
Through the Mariachi Days
'Cause the sun is gonna shine
As long as I have you
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Chorus)
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

My life's like a gyroscope spinning
On the edge of the sands of time
My life's so out of control baby
But for all your loving it can stop on a dime
They say I'll have to face the music
To pay the piper man for the song he's chimed
Every dog must have his day howling
And I know one day that I'll have mine
(Pre Chorus)
Live Fast, I'm living at the speed of sound
Love Hard I'm hardest loving man around
Die Young, I've got trouble with this part
But when I'm older baby then it's too late to start
To Live Fast and Love Hard and Die Young
To Live Fast and Love Hard and Die Young
(Chorus)
Live Fast, Love Hard, Die Young
Is what they all say will happen to you
If you go and do
All the things you want to do
Come take this ride with me
Speeding through this life of mine
Better hold on tight to me
'Cause we're racing with the hands of time
I'm standing on the edge of midnight
Darkness all around me and there's nowhere to climb
I'm standing two fisted in the darkness
A one-way ticket showdown with Father Time
They say youth is wasted on the young
I'm a Restless Kid and I'm loaded like a gun
Pulling hard on the throttle, like there's no tomorrow
Making love with Lady Luck, I've got lightning in a bottle
(Pre-chorus)
(Chorus)
I, I will go to the ends of the earth
In an endless search for your love
I, I will go and battle the fates
Even if it's my fate to die young
Put yourself in my place
I have just begun
To Live Fast and Love Hard
And if I do, they say I'll Die Young

I'm on my feet again
Back on the street again
Searching for the girl
Who owns my heart
Callous eyes that do not care or see
Hardened souls that cry out jealousy
I won't leave this life
Before she's mine
(Chorus)
Drag me through the streets
Screaming and kicking and crying out loud
I'm searching everywhere
A heartbreaker can be found
Every step brings me closer
Not playing dead or rolling over
Sentenced to this dream
My fantasy
My heart, it breaks with every beat
Stuck in my throat, I cannot speak
I won't let another man
Take her from me
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
Heartbreaker, I'm moving through the streets
Heartbreaker, She's one step ahead of me
Heartbreaker, following the trail she makes

Good Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl
Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl
Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl
Good Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Yeah
That Girl's got looks
That Girl's got style
That Girl's a Good Girl
For a while
That Girl's a Good Girl
When she's alone
That Girl's a restless one
Longing to roam
She found her calling
Parties and such
That Girl's a flamethrower
Hot to the touch
Hitting the clubs
One by One
Just a Good Girl
Looking for fun
(Chorus)
Yeah, she was just a Good Little Girl
And then she went astray
Followed the path of least resistance
Calling her name
She was just a Good Little Girl
An innocent child
Tonight she's just another
Good Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl
Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl
Gone Wild
Gone Wi-wi-wild
Gone Wild, Gone Wild, Gone Wi-wi-wild
Gone Wild, Gone Wild, Gone Wi-wi-wild
Wild yeah
Uh-oh, oh no, Uh oh, oh-no
That Girl's got looks
That Girl's got style
That Girl's a Good Girl
For a while
Such a Good Girl
Longing to stray
Won't let anything
Stand in her way
That Girl's a Good Girl
When she's alone
That Girl's a restless one
Longing to roam
She found her calling
Parties and such
That Girl's a flamethrower
Hot to the touch
(Repeat Chorus)
Good Girl, ga girl, ga girl, ga girl, ga girl
Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl
Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl, Ga Girl

I'm sittin' in a bar, got a girl on each arm
Got a drink in each hand like a movie star
And I'm sitting here drinkin' just as happy as can be
I'm sitting here drinkin' with my Fake I.D.
A wealthy widow, man she hit on me
And a cheerleader's cheering her cheer for me
I'm the only male pledge in their sorority
All courtesy of my Fake I.D.
(Chorus)
Fake I.D., Fake I.D.
Fake I.D. what you do for me
I'm happy as a clam, and I'll always be
I'll never leave home without my Fake I.D.
Sittin' here drinkin' with the lights down low
And the sound cranked up on the stereo
Between the plaid skirt honeys on the field hockey team
Buying all their drinks with my Fake I.D.
Bartender, pour me another drink
I've got a test at 8 and I need time to think
Gotta study these labels so I'm bound to pass
Better pour me another glass
(Chorus)
All the lovely ladies
I raise my glass to thee
Come give me a wink
And I'll buy you a drink
Courtesy of my Fake I.D.
All the lovely ladies
I raise my glass to thee
Come give me a wink
And I'll buy you a drink
Courtesy of my Fake I.D.
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
Alternate Verse:
Yeah that's really me, yeah I tell the bouncer
Yeah that's really me, no it's not my brother
Yeah it's really me, my hair was longer

Every red blooded All American boy
Wants to make it with you, wants to make the scene, yeah
Every red blooded All American boy
Wants to make it with the girl on the cheerleading team
Shake your pom-poms here and there
Shake your pom-poms in the air
Shake your pom-poms everywhere
I love you Cheerleader
Acrobatic, Aerobesque
Baby, you're the very best
Jumping in your little dress
You really turn me on
(Pre-Chorus)
You know I love you, Yes it's true
I love nobody else but you
I'd really love to hold you near
I really love the way you
(Chorus)
Cheer, Cheer, Cheering the team
Hey, now, now
Do you know know know what I mean?
You're the All-American Girl
Living the All-American Dream
So healthy and so pretty
From jumping in the sun
You're Miss Congeniality,
Loved by everyone
Showing off your fine looks
Just before the game
When you're making love
I'll bet you cheer the player's name
(Repeat Pre-Chorus)
(Repeat Chorus)
Cheer On, Cheer On baby, All-American
Cheer On, Cheer On baby, All-American
Cheer On, Cheer On baby, All-American
Cheer On, Cheer On baby, All-American
Oh, let me, let me love you and I'll really, really try
If your cheer is just for me, you know that I will surely die
You're so drop-dead gorgeous, and you really ought to know
I never watch the game, 'cause you always steal the show
(Repeat Chorus)
Cheer, Cheer, Cheering the team
Hey now, now
Do you know, know, know what I mean?
You're the All-American Girl
Living the All-American, All-American
Cheer, Cheer, Cheering the team
Hey now, now
Do you know, know, know what I mean?
You're the All-American Girl
Living the All-American Dream
Cheer On, Cheer On baby, All-American
Cheer On, Cheer On baby, All-American
Cheer On, Cheer On baby, All-American