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Wanted: A girl who has class, beauty and a sense of humor. BUT also enjoys drinking whiskey and yelling profanities.
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We all wanted to grow up so fast, now look at us all... depressed, horny & alcoholics.
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this makes me wanna cry
wtf is wrong with herhttps://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1159125336791093249 …
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If my man ever cheats on me I will cut his dick off on god.
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The difference between you and me is I’m growing and you’re going back to your old ways.
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Someone give me an award. I just walked into Target, returned three things, and walked out.
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we are finally home owners we couldn’t be more blessed and happy that everything we’ve worked so hard for together finally paid off . Thank you to god for always being by our side
welcome to the Olivas Marquez casita
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i’m getting a mechanical bull for my 21st party y’all be ready
mark your calendar for aug 17th whores
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Ain’t been able to say this in awhile... but life is good right now. That’s it. No punchline. That’s the tweet.
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As a former smoker I feel confident is saying literally fuck smoking in venues. To all my non smoker friends I’ve punished over the years, I’m sorry. To all my friends who smoke, please be considerate of people who don’t. This shit sucks.
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Hey everyone! I am a L.O.T.E. teacher aka Spanish. Since we are not a core class, our department doesn’t receive as much funding. We would greatly appreciate you sharing, re-tweeting or helping
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cannot forget the iconic time i sent my boss the wrong message AHAHApic.twitter.com/WQz7jn2zTE
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there’s only one week of summer left and i still have yet to party
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here’s my: i just woke up sorry picture..
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