The Achievers: The Story of the Lebowski Fans (2009)

Actors

• Joe Blevins (actor)
• Jeff Bridges (actor)
• Jerry Haleva (actor)
• Jerry Haleva (actor)
• James G. Hoosier (actor)
• James G. Hoosier (actor)
• Jim James (actor)
• Will Rusell (actor)
• C. Scott Shuffitt (actor)
• Lu Elrod (actress)
• Lu Elrod (actress)
• Becky Jones (actress)
• Robin Jones (actress)
• Stormy Lang (actress)
• Kim Barber (producer)

Genres

• Documentary

Sniper Patrol (2007)

Actors

• James Evans (actor)
• Enan J. Ring (actor)
• Michael Q. Schmidt (actor)
• Joey Sylvester (actor)
• Val Tasso (actor)
• James Evans (producer)
• Michael Q. Schmidt (producer)
• Joey Sylvester (producer)
• James Evans (writer)
• Joey Sylvester (writer)
• Rick Basabilvazo (composer)
• James Evans (director)
• Anna Kholyavenko (editor)
• Christopher Lee Williams (editor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Short
• War

Taglines:

Don't drink and drive... you might spill your beer.

Weapon of Mass Destruction (2004)

Actors

• Jefferson Black (actor)
• Davey Brown (actor)
• David Caprita (actor)
• Amos Cowson (actor)
• Dabier (actor)
• Keith C. Davis (actor)
• Fred Dekom (actor)
• James Evans (actor)
• Luis Fernandez-Gil (actor)
• Ed Ford Jr. (actor)
• Alan Gale (actor)
• Fred Hafner (actor)
• Brandon Haskins (actor)
• Philip Hersh (actor)
• Hayati Akbas (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

It's Code Green!

Live from Baghdad (2002)

Actors

• Craig Anton (actor)
• Jason Antoon (actor)
• Jack Armstrong (actor)
• Jack Armstrong (actor)
• Mark Arnott (actor)
• Tariq Aziz (actor)
• Kevin Bacon (actor)
• James Baker III (actor)
• Daniel Beer (actor)
• Andrew Borba (actor)
• Kevin Brief (actor)
• Tom Brokaw (actor)
• George Bush (actor)
• Dick Cheney (actor)
• Tom Amandes (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• War

Taglines:

The Gulf War, 1991. No story is worth dying for - but this was the story of a lifetime.

Quotes:

Richard Roth: Hi. Richard Roth. Don't call me 'Dick'.::Robert Wiener: Robert Wiener. Don't call me 'Dick', either.

Ingrid Formanek: Say this- "La tapar, ana Sahaffi".::Robert Wiener: La tapar, ana Sahaffi.::Ingrid Formanek: Pretty good.::Robert Wiener: What does it mean?::Ingrid Formanek: "Don't shoot, I'm a journalist".

Ingrid Formanek: Well, fuck me with a hot poker.

Judy Parker: Goodbye, Richard. I think you're really smart.::Richard Roth: Goodbye, Judy. I think I'm really smart, too.

Customs Inspector: 23 bottles of vodka?::Robert Wiener: There was supposed to be 24. Shit!::Customs Inspector: For personal use?::Robert Wiener: Yeah.::Customs Inspector: You are an alcoholic.::Robert Wiener: You're a customs inspector. We all have our parts to play.

Ingrid Formanek: Come on, Wienerish. We're just the eyes. You put this shit up there, and people pull it down on their Sonys. I think I'm quoting you.::Robert Wiener: No, I said "Zeniths".

Ingrid Formanek: Hey. Hey. Cigars. Embassy man loves cigars, remember? You give embassy man cigars, he give you big access.::Robert Wiener: Hangover?::Ingrid Formanek: Brutal.

Stu: You're nothing but a bunch of overpaid, bone-picking vultures.::Robert Wiener: You're confusing us with CBS, pal. We're the under-paid vultures.

Inky: DSB season has officially begun.::Richard Roth: DSB?::Robert Wiener: Deadly sperm backup.

Judy Parker: And he'll have a Yoo-Hoo. That's a chocolate drink.::Mark Biello: I'll have a beer. It's a malt beverage.

Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998)

Actors

• Seth Adkins (actor)
• Sebastian Aza (actor)
• Jack I. Bernstein (actor)
• Frank Birney (actor)
• Don Bovingloh (actor)
• Lloyd Bridges (actor)
• Billy Burke (actor)
• T.J. Cannata (actor)
• Saverio Carubia (actor)
• Frankie Como (actor)
• Don Cornelius (actor)
• James Costa (actor)
• Anthony Crivello (actor)
• Anthony Jesse Cruz (actor)
• Richard Abraham (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

See It Early. Avoid the mob.
Hits happen.
From One of the Goodfellas that brought you the Naked Gun
If you like Oscar winning drama and touching romance and you've got an hour and a half to kill This Summer Prepared to get Whacked
The Comedy You Can't Refuse
An Epic Saga Of Disorganized Crime

Quotes:

Anthony Cortino: You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it.

Anthony Cortino: I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.

Anthony Cortino: If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?

Diane: I'm always going to be That Protestant Chick Who Never Killed Anybody!

[to his girlfriend, discovered sleeping with his brother]::Anthony Cortino: How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?

[Emerges soaking wet from a bathroom stall, and sees everyone staring at him, and so he hurriedly attempts to explain his drenched and disheveled appearance]::Anthony Cortino: El Niño.

Anthony Cortino: Criminals are people, too!

Anthony Cortino: Gianini... any Sicilian in you?::Pepper Gianini: Not since last night.

Anthony Cortino: Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that's all true, but in the end, maybe it's worth it.

Anthony Cortino: Diane, would you excuse us?::Diane: Oh, yeah, sure. If you need me, I'll be up on the bidet.

The Big Lebowski (1998)

Actors

• Harry Bugin (actor)
• Terrence Burton (actor)
• Steve Buscemi (actor)
• Christian Clemenson (actor)
• Luis Colina (actor)
• Sam Elliott (actor)
• Jesse Flanagan (actor)
• Flea (actor)
• Richard Gant (actor)
• Ben Gazzara (actor)
• Jimmie Dale Gilmore (actor)
• Mike Gomez (actor)
• John Goodman (actor)
• Jerry Haleva (actor)
• Jeff Bridges (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

They figured he was a lazy time wasting slacker. They were right.
Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail.
Times like these call for a Big Lebowski.
It takes guys as simple as the Dude and Walter to make a story this complicated... and they'd really rather be bowling.
(Israel, translated from Hebrew): Lebowski: Not a man, a way of life

Quotes:

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!::Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.::The Dude: Thank you, Donny.

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?::The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?::The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]::Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.::Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.::The Dude: He fixes the cable?::Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

The Dude: God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.::The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...::Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

The Dude: Walter... what am I going to tell Lebowski?::Walter Sobchak: I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?::The Dude: Walter...::Donny: Burkhalter.::Walter Sobchak: I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!::The Dude: Walter...::Donny: They already posted it.::Walter Sobchak: Well they can *fucking unpost it*!::The Dude: Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?::Walter Sobchak: C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.::Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?::Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.::Donny: What's that?::The Dude: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?::Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*!::Donny: Sheesh.::Walter Sobchak: Shomer shabbos!::The Dude: Walter, how am I going to...::Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.::The Dude: Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.::Walter Sobchak: Come on, Dude...::[rolls his eyes at Donny]::Walter Sobchak: Fucking BABY...::[Donny nods]

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...::The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.::Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?::The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...::Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!::The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...::Walter Sobchak: And you know this!::The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.::Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?::The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.::Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... [shouting] You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

Walter Sobchak: [shouted repeatedly while smashing a car with a crow bar]::Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!::Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps! [censored version]

Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)

Actors

• Jamie Abrahams (actor)
• Joseph 'Bambi' Abrahams (actor)
• Rowan Atkinson (actor)
• Dennis Barglof (actor)
• Ed Beheler (actor)
• Jack I. Bernstein (actor)
• Lloyd Bridges (actor)
• Michael Colyar (actor)
• Norm Compton (actor)
• Kelly Connell (actor)
• Richard Crenna (actor)
• J.D. DeKranis (actor)
• Tony Edwards (actor)
• John Escobar (actor)
• Charlie Abrahams (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• War

Taglines:

Just Deux it.
The mother of all sequels!
Grab your guns! It's Hot Shots Part Deux!

Quotes:

News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat.

Topper Harley: Of all the missions in all the jungles you had to walk into this one.

Topper Harley: [after Ramada has been shot] For a moment there, I thought you were...::Ramada Rodham Hayman: Gabriella Sabatini? I get that all the time. It must be the nose.

Harbinger: Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.

Harbinger: War... it's fantastic!

Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!

Ramada Rodham Hayman: I had to come. It was a sequel.

[Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen]::President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.

Topper Harley: These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Cookie?::Col. Denton Walters: No, thank you, sir.::President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Young lady?::Michelle Rodham Huddleston: No, thank you, sir.::President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.

Hot Shots! (1991)

Actors

• Joseph Abrahams (actor)
• Joe Allegro (actor)
• Mark Arnott (actor)
• John Bankson (actor)
• Charles Barkley (actor)
• Jack I. Bernstein (actor)
• Cary Brayboy (actor)
• Lloyd Bridges (actor)
• Jeff Bright (actor)
• Al Clegg (actor)
• Willie Collins (actor)
• Kelly Connell (actor)
• Cylk Cozart (actor)
• Jon Cryer (actor)
• Jamie Abrahams (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• War

Taglines:

The mother of all movies!
There's something funny in the air.
Unprecendented! Uncut! Under 10 dollars!

Quotes:

Topper Harley: You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?

Kent Gregory: That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose.::Topper Harley: Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag.::Ramada Thompson: What is this macho thing?::Topper Harley: He started it.::Kent Gregory: Did not.::Topper Harley: Did too.::Kent Gregory: Did not.::Ramada Thompson: You're behaving like children.::Topper Harley: He's bein' a jerk.::Kent Gregory: Am not.::Topper Harley: Are too.::Kent Gregory: Am not.::Topper Harley: Are too too too too too too too too too too too...::Kent Gregory: Not not not not not not not not not...::Topper Harley: Are too times ten.::Kent Gregory: [Shoving Topper] That's it...

Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

Topper Harley: Nice place.::Ramada Thompson: It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight.::Topper Harley: I don't want to go back.::Ramada Thompson: You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack!::Topper Harley: What about your landlady?::Ramada Thompson: You can do her too.

Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?::Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir.::Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!

Admiral Benson: Call down to the galley and order up some soup.::Lt. Commander Block: Yes, sir.::Admiral Benson: Ahhh... I love soup. At least I think I love soup. Blasted shell! It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?::Lt. Commander Block: Duck, sir.::[Admiral Benson hits head on desk while ducking]::Lt. Commander Block: Are you alright, sir?::Admiral Benson: Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?

Admiral Benson: Oh, by the way I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.::Lt. Commander Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.::Admiral Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl? Bah! Doesn't matter.

Topper Harley: My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

Drill Sergeant #1: I don't care how many missions you've flown! I don't care how good you think you are! You're nobody, and for the next 10 days - nobody takes a crap unless I say so! Got it?

Kowalski: You're quite a guy!::Topper Harley: So are you!

Tuesday Night Live: The Big Gig (1989)

Actors

• Glenn Butcher (actor)
• Alf Camilleri (actor)
• Scott Casley (actor)
• Tim Ferguson (actor)
• Richard Fidler (actor)
• Greg Fleet (actor)
• Matthew Green (actor)
• Jimeoin (actor)
• Colin Lane (actor)
• Paul Livingston (actor)
• Paul McDermott (actor)
• Anthony Morgan (actor)
• Glynn Nicholas (actor)
• Matt Parkinson (actor)
• Anthony Ackroyd (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Les guignols de l'info (1988)

Actors

• Jean Barney (actor)
• François Berland (actor)
• Jean-Eric Bielle (actor)
• Jean-Pol Brissart (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Nicolas Canteloup (actor)
• Benoît Allemane (actor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy

Hussein, Saddam Filmography

• Girlfriend in a Coma
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 41
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Kay.Fabe
  2011, role: actor
• Ethos
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The War You Don't See
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• War of the Gods
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Men Who Stare at Goats
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Shock Doctrine
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Blood and Oil
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Being W
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• W.
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Superpower
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Afterschool
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Catalunya.cat
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• William F. Buckley: Right from the Start
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Validation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Saddam Hussein
• Unter falscher Flagge
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Kingdom
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Battle for Saddam
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Taking Liberties
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Larry Flynt: The Right to Be Left Alone
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Inside Saddam's Reign of Terror
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Chirac
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dans la peau de Jacques Chirac
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Djihad!
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Fame Review 2006
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV's 50 Greatest Stars
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Why We Fight
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Beyond Treason
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saddam Hussein: Histoire d'un procès annoncé
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 50 y más
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saddam, le meilleur ennemi de l'Amérique
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WMD: Weapon of Mass Destruction
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Without Fear or Favor: The Best in Broadcast Journalism
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fahrenhype 9/11
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Freedom2speak v2.0
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Dictator, Iraq
• Le monde selon Bush
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saddam Hussein: le procès que vous ne verrez pas
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Nous les Irakiens
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fahrenheit 9/11
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Buried in the Sand: The Deception of America
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bush's Brain
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Celsius 41.11: The Temperature at Which the Brain... Begins to Die
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Our Friend Saddam
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• History Now: Sons of Saddam
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Les dix
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Nyhetsåret 2003
  2003, role: actor , character name: Former Iraqi President
• History Now: The Hunt for Osama and Saddam - Tracking Down the Killers
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Real Room 101
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Saddam Hussein:

"Baghdad is determined to force the Mongols of our age to commit suicide at its gates."

"Politics is when you say you are going to do one thing while intending to do another. Then you do neither what you said nor what you intended."

"He pretended to care for the people of Iraq after he and other presidents before him have killed by the use of weapons, including depleted uranium, and by the blockade which is now more than 12 years old, more than 1 million and 700,000 innocent Iraqis out of a population of 25 million citizens."

"America needs wisdom, not force. It had used force, along with the West, to its extreme extent, only to find out later that it did not achieve what they wanted,"

"Just as your beautiful skyscrapers were destroyed and caused your grief, beautiful buildings and precious homes crumbled over their owners in Lebanon, Palestine and Iraq because of American weapons used by the Zionists,"

"If you want to execute me, I'll bring my own [expletive] rope."

"Remember the valiant Iraqi peasant and how he shot down an American Apache with an old weapon."

"Allah is on our side. That is why we will beat the aggressor."

"We are not intimidated by the size of the armies, or the type of hardware the US has brought."

"We are ready to sacrifice our souls, our children and our families so as not to give up Iraq. We say this so no one will think that America is capable of breaking the will of the Iraqis with its weapons."

"Those who fight in God's cause will be victorious."

"If you are Iraqi, you know who I am... and you know that I do not tire. I am the president of Iraq and I refuse to answer these questions because this court is illegitimate."

"There is much to be said for having an experienced international jurist who is entirely unconnected with the allied invaders, on the tribunal."

"I didn't say 'former president,' I said 'president,' and I have the constitutional rights according to the constitution, including immunity from prosecution."

"I am not guilty, I am innocent."

"Who are you and what are you?... I need to know."

"I said I'm the president of Iraq... I did not say deposed."