LL Cool J's Mama Said Home Security Service (2012)

Actors

• Jay Alexander (actor)
• Jeff Ellingson (actor)
• Craig Michaelson (actor)
• My-Ishia Cason-Brown (actress)
• Brice Crawford (actress)
• Julie Michel (actress)
• ErinRose Widner (actress)
• Craig Michaelson (producer)
• Craig Michaelson (writer)
• Craig Michaelson (director)
• Nolan Welles (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

B*A*P*S (1997)

Actors

• Vincent Cook (actor)
• Pierre Edwards (actor)
• Jonathan Fried (actor)
• Darrel Heath (actor)
• Heavy D (actor)
• Howard Hewett (actor)
• Darrow Igus (actor)
• Anthony Johnson (actor)
• Martin Landau (actor)
• Leon (actor)
• LL Cool J (actor)
• Faizon Love (actor)
• Bernie Mac (actor)
• Antonio Magrane (actor)
• Luigi Amodeo (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

These Pretty Women... Are Clueless!

Quotes:

Nate: Now why did you have to burn my toast, baby?::Nisi: Now you know said you wanted everything well done.

Isaac: I'm calling the police. You two have been stealing - from my uncle.::Manley: No... The girls had nothing to do with it.::[looks at Antonio]::Manley: It was Antonio.::Isaac: Antonio...::Antonio: Isaac, our plan could still work! It could be our words against theirs. Her fingerprints are still on the safe, man!::Isaac: I don't know what you're talking about! What plan? I'm calling the police...

[looking up at painting on a wall]::James: Now, look at the picture! Look at the picture! Who does this picture remind you of?::James, Ali: Laquisha Jenkins!::Ali: UGGH... THAT'S NASTY!

Mickey: My food is created to nourish the soul, okay? I haven't used pork since Thelma was on Good Times about to marry Ibe, the African prince and I said, "No, no, no, I'm waiting on my African prince to be my baby's daddy, so I stopped use pork,because I started using chicken broth, cause I couldn't be doin that! So I don't know what you talking about." See what I cook is much healthier than that *bird* stuff Alfred is cookin' for him!"

Nisi: You remember when we took those CPR classes?::Mickey: Yeah - All the cute guys were in there.::Nisi: Didn't you learn anything?::Mickey: No... But I met James.::Nisi: Shh... we gonna check his heart to see if it's still beating... Go on. Check it.::Mickey: You check it.::Nisi: You check it.::Mickey: You check it...::Nisi: YOU CHECK IT! It's on yo side!::Mickey: [Mickey laid her head against Mr. B's neck to see if he was still alive] He's alive!::Nisi: I'm going to bed!::Mickey: Nisi? Nisi? Nisi!

Nisi: Now at the audition I didn't do the best I could...::Heavy D: Hey! Ain't you that girl that hit the other girl in the face with your hair?::Nisi: Uh huh...::Heavy D: Oh no... I seen all you can do, Hon...::Mickey: Naw, naw. She can really dance...::Heavy D: No, I seen all you could do - you could hurt somebody::Mickey: No, she can dance and I'm the next Monifa::Nisi: She is!::Heavy D: Oh - you the next Monifa?::Mickey: Yea... look here - This the "Mickey remix..." Check this out... IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE YOU BEEN GO-ONE... FEELS GOOD WHEN I'M WITH-CHU... I MISS YOU COME BACK HOME...

Mickey: You think Ali and James miss us?::Nisi: I don't know, but I know I miss my man...::Mickey: Uh uh... you NEED to scoot over cause I ain't got no problem sleepin' on this expensive white carpet, cause I know it's poodle hair.

James: See you deserve this kinda stuff...::[hanging head to "cry"]::James: but I just can't give it to you... You deserve nice stuff... You deserve a big ol' house... and you - you deserve your own back yard... and - and everyone else got a - a little white dog, why you can have one? I wanna take you out to dinner... everytime we go out, we gotta watch - other people eat... HELL I wanna eat too! And - and you need some clothes... W-w-why should you have to wear your Sunday clothes on Wednesday? Now look girl... don't think a dude a punk cause he crying like a little girl - but you're my queen... and I Lah-Love you!::Mickey: Oh James you ain't never said nothin' like this... Don't said it if you don't mean it!::[knocks James into a fountain]::James: I MEAN IIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Mickey: ...A-re-ah-der-chee to you too... and some mozzerella and fettichinni... Hell yea!

Mickey: Lead the way Alfred.::Manley: The name is Manly, Manly will do very nicely thank you!... Who's Alfred?::Mickey: You know, Batman's homeboy!::Nisi: Oh Mick, now I see what-chu was sayin'.::Mickey: You would be so good in the sequel.::Nisi: Snap! He'd be phat!::Mickey: He would! All you gotta say is, "Batman to da cave!" and everybody lose they job that day... and you get THAT job. *Heavy Chuckle* TO THA CAAAAAAAVE.::Nisi: Ask him to say it Mick!::Mickey: Nah, I already done called the man "Alfred."::Nisi: Oh come on.::Mickey: No, I just wanna know where we sleepin tonight!

LL Cool J Filmography

• SXSW Flashback 2013
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2013 Do Something Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Honoree
• Mayweather
  2013, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• The 39th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Grudge Match
  2013, role: actor , character name: Frankie Brite
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series
• 44th NAACP Image Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stars on Sports
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 48th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• NCIS: Los Angeles - Season 3: Aligning the Stars
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• We Will Always Love You: A Grammy Salute to Whitney Houston
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Ali 70 from Las Vegas
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 47th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Channel 101 Experience
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• GRAMMY Nominations Concert Live: Countdown to Music's Biggest Night
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Take It
  2012, role: actor , character name: James Todd Smith
• 2012 Primetime Creative Arts Emmys
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• NCIS: Los Angeles - Season 3: Carmageddon
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 54th Annual Grammy Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 43rd NAACP Image Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• NCIS: Los Angeles - Season 3: Investigating Season 3
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• NCIS: Los Angeles - Season 3: Surf and Turf
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Spike TV VGA Video Game Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Actress in a Television Series - Drama
• 2011 BET Hip Hop Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 42nd NAACP Image Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The GRAMMY Nominations Concert Live! - Countdown to Music's Biggest Night
  2011, role: actor
• The 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 4th Annual CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The 36th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 41st NAACP Image Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
• Teen Choice Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• TV One Night Only: Live from the Essence Music Festival
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 51st Annual Grammy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!: Countdown to Music's Biggest Night
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The Shooter Series: Vol. 1
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!: Countdown to Music's Biggest Night
  2009, role: producer
• How Bruce Lee Changed the World
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Deal
  2008, role: actor , character name: Bobby Mason
• BET Hip Hop Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• BET Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Spike TV VGA Video Game Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by LL Cool J:

"Since my new focus is acting, ... my primary focus was bringing David Burke's character to life. My focus was artistic."

"[The rapper-turned-actor borrows from Eastern thought to make his point.] The Chinese have a saying, ... 'Beware the man with the Buddha's mouth and the snake's heart.' This is the perfect example of that."

"I figured if I can stay with them, I could maybe keep some of their rhythm going."

"I thought it was the greatest opportunity as an actor, ... It's the first time I got to do something a little different. It's an amazing piece of material."

"And my new focus is in acting. That's where I'm putting the majority of my energy."

"I've achieved basically all of the goals - by the grace of God - that I wanted to in music,"

"Wish they could take my longevity and bottle it,"

"To he who much is given, much is required. That's the importance of this day,"

"I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight."

"I think when you move past your fear and you go after your dreams wholeheartedly, you become free. Know what I'm saying? Move past the fear."

"I just look at the high and bright side of things."

"I've got to see my movie to see how I'm acting, see what little things I can learn about my craft."

"I'm a real person that cares about his art and cares about what he's doing. I have a heart and a soul and I want to touch people and give."

"I am a real person that cares about his art and cares about what he's doing - I have a heart and a soul and want to touch people and give."

"I think the key to working out is for people to think of water - just allow the workouts to fill out the cracks in your lives and seep into wherever you can fit it in."

"I think fitness is important. I think a healthy lifestyle is important. I think putting positive energy out there is important and just staying connected with the people."

"What I don't do is try to like become whoever I'm rapping with. The people who go get an LL album want to hear LL."

"I'm not just a rapper. I'm an entertainer. That's the difference."

"Hip-hop can be limiting and I refuse to accept limits."

"I feel like my peers now are artists like Madonna and the Stones, Michael Jackson and Prince. These are people who were able to take their careers beyond the normal here-today-gone-tomorrow life span."