The Library (2013)

Actors

• Robert Arensen (actor)
• John Basedow (actor)
• Alan Bendich (actor)
• Matthew Burns (actor)
• Guilson Chery (actor)
• Guilson Chery (actor)
• Natt Chomsky (actor)
• Joseph Ciminera (actor)
• Andrew Cusamano (actor)
• Steve Ferrarie (actor)
• Aaron Fureaux (actor)
• Rich Giacalone (actor)
• Adam Ginsberg (actor)
• Jahmar Hill (actor)
• Steven Arabia (actor)

Genres

• Sci-Fi

Wonder Boy (2010)

Actors

• Armando Antunez (actor)
• Neil Faulkner (actor)
• Mark McNary (actor)
• Robin Morningstar (actor)
• Denis Rekic (actor)
• Guy Stevens (actor)
• Mahesh Talamasca (actor)
• B. Byron Whitten (actor)
• Kate Korbel (actress)
• Lucinda McNary (actress)
• Sameera Steward (actress)
• Rachel Warren (actress)
• Lucinda McNary (producer)
• Robin Morningstar (producer)
• Robin Morningstar (writer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Animation

Taglines:

Two legends will meet. One will try to enslave the world. The other will try to save it.
Wonder who will save us?

Quotes:

Tara: I sense you do not like the nickname "Wonder Boy".::Wonder Boy: I wanted something more manly, like Dynastic Hero, but that only caught on in the East.

The Dark Marakith: Continue the assault and burn everything! I want this village replaced with Hell!

Dragonetti the Ruthless Contract Killer (2010)

Actors

• Tommy Berggen (actor)
• Vargman Bjärsborn (actor)
• Jimmy Carlsson (actor)
• Aldo Cunei (actor)
• Anton Emanuelsson (actor)
• Richard Hassel (actor)
• Richard Hassel (actor)
• Alf Helgesson (actor)
• Per Hellrönn (actor)
• Micael Hermansson (actor)
• John Hinton (actor)
• Roland Hånell (actor)
• Rolf Jarl (actor)
• Johansson Jeff Greigh (actor)
• Andrew Bach (actor)

Genres

• Action

Taglines:

He's not a man. He's a fucking thing from hell!

Quotes:

Ivan Wrechik: You are not a man. You are a fucking thing from hell!

Boston Brewed: The Movie (2010)

Actors

• Chad Bockholdt (actor)
• Chad Bockholdt (actor)
• Chad Bockholdt (actor)
• Chad Bockholdt (actor)
• Brian Dowell (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)
• Dave Souza (actor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy

Dragonetti the Ruthless Contract Killer (2010)

Actors

• Tommy Berggen (actor)
• Vargman Bjärsborn (actor)
• Jimmy Carlsson (actor)
• Aldo Cunei (actor)
• Anton Emanuelsson (actor)
• Richard Hassel (actor)
• Richard Hassel (actor)
• Alf Helgesson (actor)
• Per Hellrönn (actor)
• Micael Hermansson (actor)
• John Hinton (actor)
• Roland Hånell (actor)
• Rolf Jarl (actor)
• Johansson Jeff Greigh (actor)
• Andrew Bach (actor)

Genres

• Action

Taglines:

He's not a man. He's a fucking thing from hell!

Quotes:

Ivan Wrechik: You are not a man. You are a fucking thing from hell!

Starkweather (2004)

Actors

• Rodney Ballard (actor)
• Wade Bowling (actor)
• David Q. Combs (actor)
• Abe Frederik (actor)
• Princey Fronk (actor)
• Dennis Garber (actor)
• Joe Gerety (actor)
• Steven K. Grabowsky (actor)
• Volker Harrison (actor)
• Lance Henriksen (actor)
• Colin Howie (actor)
• Justin Ipock (actor)
• William Knight (actor)
• Jerry Kroll (actor)
• Derek Armstrong (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Horror

Taglines:

Before Dahmer...Before Bundy...He was the most feared.

GWAR: Rendezvous with Ragnarok (1997)

Actors

• Mike Bonner (actor)
• Mike Bonner (actor)
• Dave Brockie (actor)
• Dave Brockie (actor)
• Balsac the Jaws of Death (actor)
• Bob Gorman (actor)
• Jizmak the Gusha (actor)
• Jizmak the Gusha (actor)
• Hunter Jackson (actor)
• Green Jellÿ (actor)
• Flattus Maximus (actor)
• Beefcake The Mighty (actor)
• Sexecutioner (actor)
• Sexecutioner (actor)
• Slymenstra Hymen (actress)

Genres

Quotes:

Oderus Urungus: [after the Aliens spray Oderus' Sperm sample on Slymenstra Hymen] Smells like Sperm up here tonight! Smells like MY Sperm! I love that smell!::Slymenstra Hymen: [feeling ill, and her vision starts to get blurry] Oh my God, not that!::Oderus Urungus: Looks like you got Spermed on!::Slymenstra Hymen: No, it just isn't true! Oderus, when was the last time YOU were tested?::Oderus Urungus: Hey, why do I need a test for AIDS, when I already got AIDS? YOU need a test baby!::Slymenstra Hymen: YOU have RUINED me!

Techno Destructo: Gray Aliens, Sperm Smugglers!

Oderus Urungus: I'm sorry I raped him, I'm sorry I raped our baby, but here, I bought you this nice purse.::Slymenstra Hymen: [Starts hitting him with the purse] This purse aint shit, where'd ya get it, K-Mart?::Oderus Urungus: I bought it at... Wal-Mart!::Slymenstra Hymen: You cheap shit! You know Oderus, I believe you will never know how to please a real Woman.::Oderus Urungus: Well, that's alright, cause... I aint no Woman.

Oderus Urungus: [the Aliens are about to extract a Sperm sample from Oderus] Yes, this excites me sexually... to pretend that I am a Fireman.

Oderus Urungus: [Slymenstra shows up on stage pregnant] Hey baby, you look fat, you look as if you're pregnant.::Slymenstra Hymen: Well geez, I wonder... WHO'S it IS!::Oderus Urungus: Well, I can't possibly recall getting you pregnant, so...::Slymenstra Hymen: Excuse me, but remember that Alien Sex-Toy you were just playing with earlier?::Oderus Urungus: Oh yeah, the one that... blew me.::Slymenstra Hymen: [Loud tone]... and the one that knocked me up!

Techno Destructo: They were just having a Party, to Celebrate the End of the World!

Highlander (1986)

Actors

• Ron Berglas (actor)
• Richard Bonehill (actor)
• Clancy Brown (actor)
• Clancy Brown (actor)
• Jim Brunzell (actor)
• John Cassady (actor)
• Sean Connery (actor)
• James Cosmo (actor)
• Peter Diamond (actor)
• Frank Dux (actor)
• Sam Fatu (actor)
• Harry Fielder (actor)
• Alistair Findlay (actor)
• Anthony Fusco (actor)
• Peter Banks (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Drama
• Fantasy

Taglines:

He fought his first battle on the Scottish Highlands in 1536. He will fight his greatest battle on the streets of New York City in 1986. His name is Connor MacLeod. He is immortal.
There can be only one.
Don't lose your head

Quotes:

Ramirez: If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!

Kurgan: [to Ramirez] Tonight you sleep in hell.

Connor MacLeod: I've been alive for four and a half centuries, and I cannot die.::Brenda: Well, everyone has got their problems

Ramirez: [narrating] From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.

Connor MacLeod: You're a liar!::Ramirez: You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap! And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential! Now. [shouts] Get out! [rocks the boat, sending MacLeod into the lake]::Connor MacLeod: [as Ramirez rows away] Help me, I'm drowning!::Ramirez: You can't drown, you fool, you're immortal! [continues rowing]

Ramirez: The sensation you are feeling is the quickening.::Connor MacLeod: Who are you?::Ramirez: We are the same, MacLeod. We are *brothers*!

[after some passionate sex]::Heather: You can do that to me forever if you like, my Lord.::Connor MacLeod: Aye! I will.

Ramirez: [after MacLeod misses him with his sword] Crude and slow clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child.::Connor MacLeod: This cannot be, it's the devil's work.::Ramirez: You cannot die, MacLeod, accept it.::Connor MacLeod: [laughs before realising Ramirez was serious] I hate you.::Ramirez: Good. That is a perfect place to start.

Connor MacLeod: Tell me how'd it happen for God's sake.::Ramirez: Why does the sun come up? Or are the stars just pin holes in the curtain of night, who knows? What I do know is that because you were born different, men will fear you... try to drive you away like the people of your village.::[MacLeod turns his back]::Ramirez: You must learn to conceal your special gift and harness it until the time of the gathering.::Connor MacLeod: What gathering?::Ramirez: When only a few of us are left, we will feel an irresistible pull towards a far away land... to fight for the prize.

Garfield: Are you a faggot, Nash?::Connor MacLeod: Why, Garfield? Cruisin' for a piece of ass?::Garfield: I'll tell you what happened, Russell. You went down to that garage for a blow job. But you didn't want to pay for it.::Connor MacLeod: You're sick.

Extras

Once in a great while a man really has a chance to shine. This is not that man. (season 1)||The story of a man with small parts. (season 1)||Meet Andy Millman, actor. Never forgets his lines because he never gets any. (season 1)||Meet Darren Lamb, agent. Don't let the glasses fool you; he really is quite useless at his job. (season 1)||Meet Maggie Jacobs, actor. Would love to throw herself into a good part, but she's more likely just to put her foot in it. (season 1)||Big, Big, Big stars. And this guy (season 2)||His parts are bigger but now they're overexposed. (season 2)||Bloody Merry. (season 3)

Cast

• Ricky Gervais
• Ashley Jensen
• Stephen Merchant
• Shaun Williamson
• Elizabeth Ford
• Gabriele Fritz
• Shaun Pye
• Guy Henry
• Martin Savage
• Sarah Moyle
• Andrew Buckley
• Natalie Hallam
• Steve Speirs
• Boris Boscovic
• Michael Wildman
• Steve Jackson
• Gerard Kelly
• Charlotte Palmer
• David Bowie
• Robert Lindsay

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Ben Stiller
  Ben Stiller: And who are you?::Andy Millman: Nobody.::Ben Stiller: What?::Andy Millman: Nobody.::Ben...
• Episode 2: Ross Kemp
  Ross Kemp: S.A.S stands for Super Army Soldiers....
• Episode 3: Kate Winslet
  Andy's Agent: All right, mate! Come and check this out. I just typed in fifty eight thousand and eig...
• Episode 4: Les Dennis
  Maggie Jacobs: Would you rather have a bionic arm or a bionic leg?::Andy Millman: I think a bionic l...
• Episode 5: Samuel L Jackson
  Minister: For god sake, you bloody yanks are all the same [snaps document binder] . You all run like...
• Episode 6: Patrick Stewart
  Patrick Stewart: I will "Make It So."::[blank look from Andy]::Patrick Stewart: You've seen "Star Tr...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Orlando Bloom
  Agent: Do it!::Shaun Williamson: [quoting Andy's character] Are you havin' a laugh? Is he havin' a l...
• Episode 2: David Bowie
  Obsessive Fan: Hellooooo!::Agent: Hello, mate. Alright, how's it going? Darren Lamb, Agent. Nice to ...
• Episode 3: Daniel Radcliffe
  Daniel Radcliffe: [whispering] Have you still got that that catsuit from The Avengers?::Diana Rigg: ...
• Episode 4: Chris Martin
  Agent: Have a lovely bit of muffin....
• Episode 5: Sir Ian McKellen
  Ian McKellen: If we were to draw a graph of my process, of my method, it would be something like thi...
• Episode 6: Jonathan Ross
  Darren Lamb: So what time would be ther right now?::Andy Millman: Right, It's four o' clock here so....
• Episode 7: The Extra Special Series Finale
  Clive Owen: Oh, fuck off! I'm Clive Owen. That's mental!...