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Untitled M.I.A. Documentary
2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
Major Lazer
2011, role: producer

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Catching Out
2003, role: actor , character name: Himself

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Cast

Season 1
Episode 1: (#1.1)
Stella works in an advertising agency,Jude in a boutique and Grace is a physiotherapist whilst Hanna...
Episode 2: (#1.2)
The girls go to see the witches of Kensington,headed by Hannah's former friend Alexa,who apologize a...
Episode 3: (#1.3)
Stella has not had a relationship since splitting with Lucy,the other girls casting a spell to make ...
Episode 4: (#1.4)
On the eve of the girls' anniversary of their meeting Grace is attacked and robbed and wants to leav...
Episode 5: (#1.5)
Fed up with watching Grace and Gerry in unashamed public displays of affection Jude calls upon museu...
Episode 6: (#1.6)
The girls are heading to the country for the Summer Solstice but,having told him she is a witch,Grac...

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Season 1
Episode 1: (#1.1)
UK:5 October 2002...
Episode : (#1.0)
UK:15 December 2001...
Season 2
Episode 1: (#2.1)
UK:October 2003...
Episode 8: (#2.8)
UK:2003...
Season 3
Episode 1: (#3.1)
UK:22 January 2005...
Episode 2: (#3.2)
UK:29 January 2005...
Episode 3: (#3.3)
UK:5 February 2005...
Episode 4: (#3.4)
UK:12 February 2005...
Episode 5: (#3.5)
UK:19 February 2005...
Season 4
Episode 1: (#4.1)
UK:18 February 2006...
Episode 2: (#4.2)
UK:25 February 2006...
Episode 3: (#4.3)
UK:4 March 2006...
Episode 4: (#4.4)
UK:11 March 2006...
Season 5
Episode 1: (#5.1)
UK:29 December 2006...

Season 1
Episode 1: (#1.1)
Germany:27 October 1997...

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Episode : (1983-06-24)
UK:24 June 1983...

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Former bunco detective Frank MacBride joins forces with a con artist he once sent to jail, Pete Ryan, to operate their own private detective agency. Most of their cases involve running cons on the bad guys in order to trick them into surrendering or revealing the whereabouts of the stolen loot, jewels, etc. Maggie was their cute receptionist, and wacky restauranteur Malcolm, whose mastery of disguise often came in handy in helping MacBride and Ryan on their cases, provided the comic relief.

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Season 1
Episode 1: The James Caan Con
The series actually had three theme songs. But two of them are only rarely heard. The series opened ...
Episode 2: The Late Show Murders
The title refers to the movie that was run starting at 11:30 opposite The Tonight Show with 'Johnny ...
Episode 3: The Old Diamond Game
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 4: Stung from Beyond
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 5: The Deadly Missiles Caper
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 6: The Man Who Couldn't Lose
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 7: Death Heist
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 8: The Body at the Bottom
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 9: The Cruise Ship Murders
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 10: Kiss of Death
'Gino Conforti' (qv) is credited but was edited out of the syndicated version....
Episode 11: Death by Resurrection
'Carl Weathers (I)' (qv) appears in the original network version. Despite his on-air credit, his rol...
Episode 12: The Cold War Con
The title refers to the Cold War that existed between the United States of America and primarily the...
Episode 13: Through the Past Deadly
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 14: Mistresses, Murderers and Millions
A business magnate involved in a hideous divorce is kidnapped, and the kidnappers later critically w...
Episode 15: The Walking Bomb
Extortionists kidnap a bank executive and strap a bomb to his chest in order to force him to pay the...
Episode 16: Ain't Nobody Here Named Barney
The actor who played gravedigger Jim Buck was not credited....
Episode 17: Come Die with Me
The title is based upon the 1957 popular song "Come Fly with Me" composed by 'Jimmy Van Heusen' (qv)...
Episode 18: One of Our Zeppelins Is Missing
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 19: Before the Holocaust
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 20: Big Deal in Paradise
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 21: The Case of the Purloined Case
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 22: The Girl on the Golden Strip
Unknown to himself, a Vegas nightclub singer turns into his alter ego, a deranged slasher-killer, wh...
Episode 23: Round Up the Usual Suspects
The title is based upon a quote from _Casablanca (1942)_ (qv)....
Episode 24: Death Squad
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode : Pilot Episode
USA...
Season 2
Episode 1: The Pirates of Tin Pan Alley
The title refers to the location in New York City (West 28th Street between Fifth and Sixth Avenue) ...
Episode 2: The Twelfth Commandment
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 3: Fleece of Snow
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 4: The Argonaut Special
The title refers to the legion of Greek sailors who existed before the Trojan War and accompanied Ja...
Episode 5: The Things That Belong to Mickey Costello
In the syndicated version, the theme music by show creator 'Glen A. Larson' (qv), who is uncredited ...
Episode 6: Quicker Than the Eye
Director 'David Friedkin' (qv)'s final project. The episode aired less than a month after his death....
Episode 7: Gaffing the Skim
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 8: The Lady from Liechtenstein: Part 1
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 9: The Lady from Liechtenstein: Part 2
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 10: Switch-Hitter
The title refers to a batter in American baseball who can hit effectively against both right-handed ...
Episode 11: Maggie's Hero
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 12: The 100,000 Ruble Rumble
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 13: Portraits of Death
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 14: The Snitch
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 15: Eyewitness
Los Angeles, California, USA...
Episode 16: Camera Angles
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 17: Butterfly Morning
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 18: The Four Horsemen
The title is linked to The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse a term used to describe four horsemen tha...
Episode 19: Eden's Gate
The title references the 1965 song "Gates of Eden" by 'Bob Dylan' (qv) which appeared in his fifth s...
Episode 20: The Hemline Heist
A fashion designer is murdered three times simultaneously as he presents during a fashion show -- by...
Episode 21: Three for the Money
The title is based on the jingle to start a race: "1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready a...
Episode 22: Two on the Run
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 23: Whatever Happened to Carol Harmony?
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 24: Heritage of Death
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Season 3
Episode 1: Net Loss
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 2: Downshift
The full name of 'Michael V. Gazzo' (qv)'s character is Antonio Giuseppe Giovano Alibrandi....
Episode 3: Legend of the Macunas: Part 1
The title refers to The Macuna of the eastern part of the Amazon basin. As of 1991 the entire popula...
Episode 4: Legend of the Macunas: Part 2
By the time this episode aired, the series was running dead last in the season-to-date ratings (alth...
Episode 5: Fade Out
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 6: Dancer
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 7: Go for Broke
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 8: Lady of the Deep
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 9: Thirty Thousand Witnesses
Pete becomes a rather overage soccer goalie (Robert Wagner, though he looked younger, was 47 at the ...
Episode 10: Dangerous Curves
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 11: The Tong
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 12: Who Killed Lila Craig?
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 13: Three Blonde Mice
Title refers to the children's nursery rhyme Three Blind Mice....
Episode 14: Coronado Circle
This was the final performance of actress 'Jody Gilbert (I)' (qv)....
Episode 15: Stolen Island
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 16: Formula for Murder
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 17: Blue Crusaders Reunion
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 18: Mexican Standoff
The title refers to a standard Western confrontation or stalemate where no one can win such as when ...
Episode 19: Play-Off
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
Episode 20: The Cage
The series began a summer run (ironically, enjoying its best ratings since the first season and trem...
Episode 21: Photo Finish
In the syndicated version, the end credits for this episode were replaced, for unknown reasons, with...
Episode 22: The Siege at the Bouziki Bar
Last show of the series....

Will Smith - Switch

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Duration: 3:27
Updated: 20 Aug 2013

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Switch (1991)

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Duration: 103:10
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103016/

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Switch-I Call Your Name

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Duration: 7:31
Updated: 05 Aug 2013

The Debarge familys' first group.

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Germanys next Topmodel, Jorge läuft auf flachen Schuhen, Switch reloaded

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Duration: 2:32
Updated: 16 Aug 2013

100% Spaß im Abo: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=SwitchReloaded Heute ist bei Germanys next Topmodel Lauftraining angesagt und Jorge hat...

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Mitten im Leben: Dennis hat ein Bewerbungsgespräch! - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 6:04
Updated: 03 Feb 2014

Heute hat sich Dennis richtig schick gemacht. Er geht zum Bewerbungsgespräch. Seine Oma ist stolz auf ihn. Wird er den Job bekommen? Jetzt abonnieren: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoNrXJeETrmQt_t8wJ4-GA?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SwitchReloaded?fref=ts Ganze Folgen auf: http://bit.ly/SwitchTV http://bit.ly/SwitchReloaded Bissig, witzig, intelligent. Kurzum: Satire vom Allerfeinsten. Das ist Switch reloaded. Mit ihren Sketchen hält das Team um die Comedians Bernhard Hoëcker, Michael Kessler, Max Giermann und Martina Hill dem deutschen Fernsehen schonungslos den Spiegel vor. Egal ob Heidi Klum, Florian Silbereisen, Dieter Bohlen oder Stefan Raab - hier bekommt jeder sein Fett weg. Für Fans der Comedy-Truppe gibt's hier im Channel noch mal die besten Sketche und die bissigsten Parodien im Überblick. Von Mitten im Leben mit Dennis und seiner Larissa über das Supertalent bis hin zu Heidis Topmodels und Jorges Lauftipps bietet der Channel die unterschiedlichsten parodierten Sendungen des deutschen Fernsehens. Mit der Verkörperung Hitlers in Obersalzberg treiben die Comedians die Satire auf die Spitze, aber auch Sendungen des RTL-Spektrums rund um die Auswanderer, die Super Nanny, Bauer sucht Frau, Rach der Restauranttester, die Geissens, Let's Dance und Raus aus den Schulden werden auf die Schippe genommen. Auch das eigene Programm wird nicht verschont, denn mit The Voice of Germany und Germanys next Topmodel bekennen sich die Comedians zu einer humorvollen Untermalung einiger Formate der Pro Sieben Bandbreite. Also, Reinklicken und schlapplachen. Noch mehr Comedy auf YouTube: Ahnungslos - Das Comedyquiz mit Joko und Klaas http://www.youtube.com/user/Comedyquiz Alles in Ordnung http://www.youtube.com/user/PolizeiCheck Comedystreet http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealComedystreet Darüber lacht die Welt http://www.youtube.com/user/KerkelingTV Die Niels Ruf Show http://www.youtube.com/user/NielsRufShow Die dreisten Drei http://www.youtube.com/user/DreistenDreiTV Kesslers Knigge http://www.youtube.com/user/KniggeOffiziell Knallerfrauen http://www.youtube.com/user/Knallerfrauen Mensch Markus http://www.youtube.com/user/MenschMarkusSAT1 Sechserpack http://www.youtube.com/user/SechserpackTV Switch Reloaded http://www.youtube.com/user/SwitchReloaded Tramitz and Friends http://www.youtube.com/user/TramitzTV Weibsbilder http://www.youtube.com/user/WeibsbilderOffiziell Zack - Comedy nach Maß http://www.youtube.com/user/ZackComedyTV Best of Comedy http://www.youtube.com/user/seventyoneComedy Impressum: http://www.studio71.com/impressum/

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Switch sings "They'll Never Be" live on Tv. (1977)

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Duration: 9:17
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

Switch with the Great Bobby Debarge sings "They'll Never Be" in 1977 on TV. Rare Video.

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Die Geissens: Hochzeitstag - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 5:03
Updated: 16 Feb 2014

Carmen Geiss und Robert Geiss feiert Hochzeitstag! Aber wie so oft bei der schrecklich glamourösen Familie geht das nicht reibungslos über die Bühne... Jetzt den Switch Reloaded Channel abonnieren: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoNrXJeETrmQt_t8wJ4-GA?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SwitchReloaded?fref=ts Ganze Folgen auf: http://bit.ly/SwitchTV http://bit.ly/SwitchReloaded Bissig, witzig, intelligent. Kurzum: Satire vom Allerfeinsten. Das ist Switch reloaded. Mit ihren Sketchen hält das Team um die Comedians Bernhard Hoëcker, Michael Kessler, Max Giermann und Martina Hill dem deutschen Fernsehen schonungslos den Spiegel vor. Egal ob Heidi Klum, Florian Silbereisen, Dieter Bohlen oder Stefan Raab - hier bekommt jeder sein Fett weg. Für Fans der Comedy-Truppe gibt's hier im Channel noch mal die besten Sketche und die bissigsten Parodien im Überblick. Von Mitten im Leben mit Dennis und seiner Larissa über das Supertalent bis hin zu Heidis Topmodels und Jorges Lauftipps bietet der Channel die unterschiedlichsten parodierten Sendungen des deutschen Fernsehens. Mit der Verkörperung Hitlers in Obersalzberg treiben die Comedians die Satire auf die Spitze, aber auch Sendungen des RTL-Spektrums rund um die Auswanderer, die Super Nanny, Bauer sucht Frau, Rach der Restauranttester, die Geissens, Let's Dance und Raus aus den Schulden werden auf die Schippe genommen. Auch das eigene Programm wird nicht verschont, denn mit The Voice of Germany und Germanys next Topmodel bekennen sich die Comedians zu einer humorvollen Untermalung einiger Formate der Pro Sieben Bandbreite. Also, Reinklicken und schlapplachen. Noch mehr Comedy auf YouTube: Ahnungslos - Das Comedyquiz mit Joko und Klaas http://www.youtube.com/user/Comedyquiz Alles in Ordnung http://www.youtube.com/user/PolizeiCheck Comedystreet http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealComedystreet Darüber lacht die Welt http://www.youtube.com/user/KerkelingTV Die Niels Ruf Show http://www.youtube.com/user/NielsRufShow Die dreisten Drei http://www.youtube.com/user/DreistenDreiTV Kesslers Knigge http://www.youtube.com/user/KniggeOffiziell Knallerfrauen http://www.youtube.com/user/Knallerfrauen Mensch Markus http://www.youtube.com/user/MenschMarkusSAT1 Sechserpack http://www.youtube.com/user/SechserpackTV Switch Reloaded http://www.youtube.com/user/SwitchReloaded Tramitz and Friends http://www.youtube.com/user/TramitzTV Weibsbilder http://www.youtube.com/user/WeibsbilderOffiziell Zack - Comedy nach Maß http://www.youtube.com/user/ZackComedyTV Best of Comedy http://www.youtube.com/user/seventyoneComedy Impressum: http://www.studio71.com/impressum/

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Switch

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Duration: 103:10
Updated: 07 Aug 2013

Ellen Barkin stars in this mystical comedy about a detestable male chauvinist temporarily reincarnated into the body of a woman. Steve Brooks (Perry King) foolishly accepts an invite for an evening of debauchery from three former girlfriends, and thinks he's got it made when he shows up to find them waiting for him in a hot tub. Eager to exact revenge on the scoundrel, the women proceed to drown him, and Steve is cast into a purgatory in which two unseen v.

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Switch on Soul Train - "There'll Never Be" (Performance & Interview Part 1)

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Duration: 6:47
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Switch on Soul Train performing "There'll Never Be" dated December 23, 1978. Plus interview with Don Cornelius. R.I.P. to Bobby DeBarge and Don Cornelius!

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Switch- I Call Your Name

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Duration: 7:24
Updated: 13 Sep 2009

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Die Geissens: Sparen muss sein! - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 2:57
Updated: 04 Oct 2013

Carmen Geiss' neues Motto ist sparen, sparen, sparen! Familie Geiss muss kürzer treten da wird das verletzte Rennpferd von Davina und Shania mal kurzerhand als Sauerbraten verwertet... Wenn du mehr von Switch Reloaded willst dann kannst du hier Abonnieren: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoNrXJeETrmQt_t8wJ4-GA?sub_confirmation=1 Noch mehr Infos im Web: https://www.facebook.com/SwitchReloaded?fref=ts http://pro7.de/switchprosieben Bissig, witzig, intelligent. Kurzum: Satire vom Allerfeinsten. Das ist Switch reloaded. Mit ihren Sketchen hält das Team um die Comedians Bernhard Hoëcker, Michael Kessler, Max Giermann und Martina Hill dem deutschen Fernsehen schonungslos den Spiegel vor. Egal ob Heidi Klum, Florian Silbereisen, Dieter Bohlen oder Stefan Raab -- hier bekommt jeder sein Fett weg. Für Fans der Comedy-Truppe gibt's hier im Channel noch mal die besten Sketche und die bissigsten Parodien im Überblick. Von Mitten im Leben mit Dennis und seiner Larissa über das Supertalent bis hin zu Heidis Topmodels und Jorges Lauftipps bietet der Channel die unterschiedlichsten parodierten Sendungen des deutschen Fernsehens. Mit der Verkörperung Hitlers in Obersalzberg treiben die Comedians die Satire auf die Spitze, aber auch Sendungen des RTL-Spektrums rund um die Auswanderer, die Super Nanny, Bauer sucht Frau, Rach der Restauranttester, die Geissens, Let's Dance und Raus aus den Schulden werden auf die Schippe genommen. Auch das eigene Programm wird nicht verschont, denn mit The Voice of Germany und Germanys next Topmodel bekennen sich die Comedians zu einer humorvollen Untermalung einiger Formate der Pro7 Bandbreite. Also, Reinklicken und schlapplachen. Impressum http://www.studio71.com/impressum/

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Understanding Switches

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Duration: 58:10
Updated: 20 Aug 2013

Info Level: Beginner Presenter: Eli the Computer Guy Date Created: July 12, 2010 Length of Class: 57 Minutes Tracks Networking Prerequisites Introduction to ...

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Undercover Boss: McFuck - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 2:38
Updated: 16 Mar 2014

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Wetten, dass..? Die erste Wette - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 2:49
Updated: 11 Apr 2014

Markus Lanz und Wettpate Atze Schröder tappen in die Wettfalle! Top die Wette gilt! Jetzt den Switch Reloaded Channel abonnieren: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoNrXJeETrmQt_t8wJ4-GA?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SwitchReloaded?fref=ts Ganze Folgen auf: http://bit.ly/SwitchTV http://bit.ly/SwitchSAT1 Die große Institution der deutschen Samstagabend-Unterhaltung geht in Rente! Veronika, Du hast den Lanz gestohlen. Zeit Resümee zu ziehen! Bissig, witzig, intelligent. Kurzum: Satire vom Allerfeinsten. Das ist Switch reloaded. Mit ihren Sketchen hält das Team um die Comedians Bernhard Hoëcker, Michael Kessler, Max Giermann und Martina Hill dem deutschen Fernsehen schonungslos den Spiegel vor. Egal ob Heidi Klum, Florian Silbereisen, Dieter Bohlen oder Stefan Raab - hier bekommt jeder sein Fett weg. Für Fans der Comedy-Truppe gibt's hier im Channel noch mal die besten Sketche und die bissigsten Parodien im Überblick. Von Mitten im Leben mit Dennis und seiner Larissa über das Supertalent bis hin zu Heidis Topmodels und Jorges Lauftipps bietet der Channel die unterschiedlichsten parodierten Sendungen des deutschen Fernsehens. Mit der Verkörperung Hitlers in Obersalzberg treiben die Comedians die Satire auf die Spitze, aber auch Sendungen des RTL-Spektrums rund um die Auswanderer, die Super Nanny, Bauer sucht Frau, Rach der Restauranttester, die Geissens, Let's Dance und Raus aus den Schulden werden auf die Schippe genommen. Auch das eigene Programm wird nicht verschont, denn mit The Voice of Germany und Germanys next Topmodel bekennen sich die Comedians zu einer humorvollen Untermalung einiger Formate der Bandbreite von ProSieben und SAT.1 Also, Reinklicken und schlapplachen. Noch mehr Comedy auf YouTube: Ahnungslos - Das Comedyquiz mit Joko und Klaas http://www.youtube.com/user/Comedyquiz Alles in Ordnung http://www.youtube.com/user/PolizeiCheck Comedystreet http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealComedystreet Darüber lacht die Welt http://www.youtube.com/user/KerkelingTV Die Niels Ruf Show http://www.youtube.com/user/NielsRufShow Die dreisten Drei http://www.youtube.com/user/DreistenDreiTV Kesslers Knigge http://www.youtube.com/user/KniggeOffiziell Knallerfrauen http://www.youtube.com/user/Knallerfrauen Mensch Markus http://www.youtube.com/user/MenschMarkusSAT1 Sechserpack http://www.youtube.com/user/SechserpackTV Switch Reloaded http://www.youtube.com/user/SwitchReloaded Tramitz and Friends http://www.youtube.com/user/TramitzTV Weibsbilder http://www.youtube.com/user/WeibsbilderOffiziell Zack - Comedy nach Maß http://www.youtube.com/user/ZackComedyTV Best of Comedy http://www.youtube.com/user/seventyoneComedy Impressum: http://www.studio71.com/impressum/

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Wetten, dass..? Die Geissens auf der Couch - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 3:12
Updated: 12 Apr 2014

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Toto & Harry in der Matrix - Switch Reloaded 10h Special

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Duration: 604:47
Updated: 14 May 2014

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Inas Nacht mit Florian Silbereisen - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 3:33
Updated: 07 May 2014

Florian Silbereisen zu Gast bei Ina Müllers Musikantenstadl! Jetzt den Switch Reloaded Channel abonnieren: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoNrXJeETrmQt_t8wJ4-GA?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SwitchReloaded?fref=ts Ganze Folgen auf: http://bit.ly/SwitchTV http://bit.ly/SwitchSAT1 Bissig, witzig, intelligent. Kurzum: Satire vom Allerfeinsten. Das ist Switch reloaded. Mit ihren Sketchen hält das Team um die Comedians Bernhard Hoëcker, Michael Kessler, Max Giermann und Martina Hill dem deutschen Fernsehen schonungslos den Spiegel vor. Egal ob Heidi Klum, Florian Silbereisen, Dieter Bohlen oder Stefan Raab - hier bekommt jeder sein Fett weg. Für Fans der Comedy-Truppe gibt's hier im Channel noch mal die besten Sketche und die bissigsten Parodien im Überblick. Von Mitten im Leben mit Dennis und seiner Larissa über das Supertalent bis hin zu Heidis Topmodels und Jorges Lauftipps bietet der Channel die unterschiedlichsten parodierten Sendungen des deutschen Fernsehens. Mit der Verkörperung Hitlers in Obersalzberg treiben die Comedians die Satire auf die Spitze, aber auch Sendungen des RTL-Spektrums rund um die Auswanderer, die Super Nanny, Bauer sucht Frau, Rach der Restauranttester, die Geissens, Let's Dance und Raus aus den Schulden werden auf die Schippe genommen. Auch das eigene Programm wird nicht verschont, denn mit The Voice of Germany und Germanys next Topmodel bekennen sich die Comedians zu einer humorvollen Untermalung einiger Formate der Bandbreite von ProSieben und SAT.1 Also, Reinklicken und schlapplachen. Noch mehr Comedy auf YouTube: Ahnungslos - Das Comedyquiz mit Joko und Klaas http://www.youtube.com/user/Comedyquiz Alles in Ordnung http://www.youtube.com/user/PolizeiCheck Comedystreet http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealComedystreet Darüber lacht die Welt http://www.youtube.com/user/KerkelingTV Die Niels Ruf Show http://www.youtube.com/user/NielsRufShow Die dreisten Drei http://www.youtube.com/user/DreistenDreiTV Kesslers Knigge http://www.youtube.com/user/KniggeOffiziell Knallerfrauen http://www.youtube.com/user/Knallerfrauen Mensch Markus http://www.youtube.com/user/MenschMarkusSAT1 Sechserpack http://www.youtube.com/user/SechserpackTV Switch Reloaded http://www.youtube.com/user/SwitchReloaded Tramitz and Friends http://www.youtube.com/user/TramitzTV Weibsbilder http://www.youtube.com/user/WeibsbilderOffiziell Zack - Comedy nach Maß http://www.youtube.com/user/ZackComedyTV Best of Comedy http://www.youtube.com/user/seventyoneComedy Impressum: http://www.studio71.com/impressum/

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Daniela Katzenberger bei Stern TV - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 3:07
Updated: 16 Apr 2014

Günther Jauch spricht bei Stern TV mit der Katze über ihre verrutschten Augenbrauen und mehr... Jetzt den Switch Reloaded Channel abonnieren: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoNrXJeETrmQt_t8wJ4-GA?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SwitchReloaded?fref=ts Ganze Folgen auf: http://bit.ly/SwitchTV http://bit.ly/SwitchSAT1 Bissig, witzig, intelligent. Kurzum: Satire vom Allerfeinsten. Das ist Switch reloaded. Mit ihren Sketchen hält das Team um die Comedians Bernhard Hoëcker, Michael Kessler, Max Giermann und Martina Hill dem deutschen Fernsehen schonungslos den Spiegel vor. Egal ob Heidi Klum, Florian Silbereisen, Dieter Bohlen oder Stefan Raab - hier bekommt jeder sein Fett weg. Für Fans der Comedy-Truppe gibt's hier im Channel noch mal die besten Sketche und die bissigsten Parodien im Überblick. Von Mitten im Leben mit Dennis und seiner Larissa über das Supertalent bis hin zu Heidis Topmodels und Jorges Lauftipps bietet der Channel die unterschiedlichsten parodierten Sendungen des deutschen Fernsehens. Mit der Verkörperung Hitlers in Obersalzberg treiben die Comedians die Satire auf die Spitze, aber auch Sendungen des RTL-Spektrums rund um die Auswanderer, die Super Nanny, Bauer sucht Frau, Rach der Restauranttester, die Geissens, Let's Dance und Raus aus den Schulden werden auf die Schippe genommen. Auch das eigene Programm wird nicht verschont, denn mit The Voice of Germany und Germanys next Topmodel bekennen sich die Comedians zu einer humorvollen Untermalung einiger Formate der Bandbreite von ProSieben und SAT.1 Also, Reinklicken und schlapplachen. Noch mehr Comedy auf YouTube: Ahnungslos - Das Comedyquiz mit Joko und Klaas http://www.youtube.com/user/Comedyquiz Alles in Ordnung http://www.youtube.com/user/PolizeiCheck Comedystreet http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealComedystreet Darüber lacht die Welt http://www.youtube.com/user/KerkelingTV Die Niels Ruf Show http://www.youtube.com/user/NielsRufShow Die dreisten Drei http://www.youtube.com/user/DreistenDreiTV Kesslers Knigge http://www.youtube.com/user/KniggeOffiziell Knallerfrauen http://www.youtube.com/user/Knallerfrauen Mensch Markus http://www.youtube.com/user/MenschMarkusSAT1 Sechserpack http://www.youtube.com/user/SechserpackTV Switch Reloaded http://www.youtube.com/user/SwitchReloaded Tramitz and Friends http://www.youtube.com/user/TramitzTV Weibsbilder http://www.youtube.com/user/WeibsbilderOffiziell Zack - Comedy nach Maß http://www.youtube.com/user/ZackComedyTV Best of Comedy http://www.youtube.com/user/seventyoneComedy Impressum: http://www.studio71.com/impressum/

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DFB Team: Oliver Kahn rastet aus - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 2:31
Updated: 06 May 2014

Analysieren und analysiert werden: Oliver Kahn in Titanform! Jetzt den Switch Reloaded Channel abonnieren: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoNrXJeETrmQt_t8wJ4-GA?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SwitchReloaded?fref=ts Ganze Folgen auf: http://bit.ly/SwitchTV http://bit.ly/SwitchSAT1 Bissig, witzig, intelligent. Kurzum: Satire vom Allerfeinsten. Das ist Switch reloaded. Mit ihren Sketchen hält das Team um die Comedians Bernhard Hoëcker, Michael Kessler, Max Giermann und Martina Hill dem deutschen Fernsehen schonungslos den Spiegel vor. Egal ob Heidi Klum, Florian Silbereisen, Dieter Bohlen oder Stefan Raab - hier bekommt jeder sein Fett weg. Für Fans der Comedy-Truppe gibt's hier im Channel noch mal die besten Sketche und die bissigsten Parodien im Überblick. Von Mitten im Leben mit Dennis und seiner Larissa über das Supertalent bis hin zu Heidis Topmodels und Jorges Lauftipps bietet der Channel die unterschiedlichsten parodierten Sendungen des deutschen Fernsehens. Mit der Verkörperung Hitlers in Obersalzberg treiben die Comedians die Satire auf die Spitze, aber auch Sendungen des RTL-Spektrums rund um die Auswanderer, die Super Nanny, Bauer sucht Frau, Rach der Restauranttester, die Geissens, Let's Dance und Raus aus den Schulden werden auf die Schippe genommen. Auch das eigene Programm wird nicht verschont, denn mit The Voice of Germany und Germanys next Topmodel bekennen sich die Comedians zu einer humorvollen Untermalung einiger Formate der Bandbreite von ProSieben und SAT.1 Also, Reinklicken und schlapplachen. Noch mehr Comedy auf YouTube: Ahnungslos - Das Comedyquiz mit Joko und Klaas http://www.youtube.com/user/Comedyquiz Alles in Ordnung http://www.youtube.com/user/PolizeiCheck Comedystreet http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealComedystreet Darüber lacht die Welt http://www.youtube.com/user/KerkelingTV Die Niels Ruf Show http://www.youtube.com/user/NielsRufShow Die dreisten Drei http://www.youtube.com/user/DreistenDreiTV Kesslers Knigge http://www.youtube.com/user/KniggeOffiziell Knallerfrauen http://www.youtube.com/user/Knallerfrauen Mensch Markus http://www.youtube.com/user/MenschMarkusSAT1 Sechserpack http://www.youtube.com/user/SechserpackTV Switch Reloaded http://www.youtube.com/user/SwitchReloaded Tramitz and Friends http://www.youtube.com/user/TramitzTV Weibsbilder http://www.youtube.com/user/WeibsbilderOffiziell Zack - Comedy nach Maß http://www.youtube.com/user/ZackComedyTV Best of Comedy http://www.youtube.com/user/seventyoneComedy Impressum: http://www.studio71.com/impressum/

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Steven Seagal (Kill Switch) full movie 2008

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Duration: 96:35
Updated: 06 Mar 2014

Rated R. In DVD. Action Thriller. (Don't Fuck With Seagal - Steven Seagal!!!)

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Mitten im Leben, Ein Hund für Larissa, Switch reloaded

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Duration: 5:30
Updated: 16 Aug 2013

100% Spaß im Abo: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=SwitchReloaded Mitten im Leben, Ein Hund für Larissa, Switch reloaded Larissa von Mitte...

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Switch Official International Trailer #1 (2012) - Andy Lau Action Movie HD

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Duration: 2:37
Updated: 16 Aug 2013

Subscribe to TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/sxaw6h Subscribe to COMING SOON: http://bit.ly/H2vZUn Switch Official International Trailer #1 (2012) - Andy Lau Action ...

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Christian Rach bei Zimmer Frei! - Switch Reloaded

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Duration: 3:48
Updated: 14 Oct 2013

Rach der Restauranttester besucht heute in Köln-Bocklemünd eine Art Kommune gepaart mit Erlebnisgastronomie... Wenn du mehr von Switch Reloaded willst dann kannst du hier Abonnieren: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdoNrXJeETrmQt_t8wJ4-GA?sub_confirmation=1 Noch mehr Infos im Web: https://www.facebook.com/SwitchReloaded?fref=ts http://pro7.de/switchprosieben Bissig, witzig, intelligent. Kurzum: Satire vom Allerfeinsten. Das ist Switch reloaded. Mit ihren Sketchen hält das Team um die Comedians Bernhard Hoëcker, Michael Kessler, Max Giermann und Martina Hill dem deutschen Fernsehen schonungslos den Spiegel vor. Egal ob Heidi Klum, Florian Silbereisen, Dieter Bohlen oder Stefan Raab -- hier bekommt jeder sein Fett weg. Für Fans der Comedy-Truppe gibt's hier im Channel noch mal die besten Sketche und die bissigsten Parodien im Überblick. Von Mitten im Leben mit Dennis und seiner Larissa über das Supertalent bis hin zu Heidis Topmodels und Jorges Lauftipps bietet der Channel die unterschiedlichsten parodierten Sendungen des deutschen Fernsehens. Mit der Verkörperung Hitlers in Obersalzberg treiben die Comedians die Satire auf die Spitze, aber auch Sendungen des RTL-Spektrums rund um die Auswanderer, die Super Nanny, Bauer sucht Frau, Rach der Restauranttester, die Geissens, Let's Dance und Raus aus den Schulden werden auf die Schippe genommen. Auch das eigene Programm wird nicht verschont, denn mit The Voice of Germany und Germanys next Topmodel bekennen sich die Comedians zu einer humorvollen Untermalung einiger Formate der Pro7 Bandbreite. Also, Reinklicken und schlapplachen. Impressum http://www.studio71.com/impressum/

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A man looks at the Papal Cross in Phoenix Park, Dublin, Ireland, Wednesday May, 20, 2009. A fiercely debated, nine-year investigation into Ireland's Roman Catholic-run institutions says priests and nuns terrorized thousands of boys and girls in workhouse-style schools for decades _ and government inspectors failed to stop the chronic beatings, rapes and humiliation. High Court Justice Sean Ryan on Wednesday unveiled the 2,600-page final report of Ireland's Commission to Inquire Into Child Abuse, which is based on testimony from thousands of former students and officials from more than 250 church-run institutions.

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Mass grave of 796 babies found in septic tank at Catholic orphanage in Tuam, Galway

Belfast Telegraph

05 Jun 2014

The Catholic Church in Ireland is facing fresh accusations of child neglect after a researcher found records for 796 youngsters believed to be buried in a mass grave beside a former orphanage for the children of unwed mothers in Tuam, Co Galway ... County Galway death records showed that the children, mostly babies and toddlers, died often of sickness or disease in the orphanage during the 35 years it operated from 1926 to 1961 ...   ... ....(size: 8.6Kb)

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Police officers take cover behind their vehicles in Moncton, New Brunswick, on Wednesday June 4, 2014.

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Canada manhunt under way as 3 police officers shot dead

Baltimore Sun

05 Jun 2014

Police said they were searching for Justin Bourque, 24, of Moncton, a city of about 70,000 people on the east coast ... "Two officers sustained non-life-threatening injuries. Shooter still actively sought."....(size: 1.0Kb)

photo: US Army / Edward N. Johnson

File - A North Korean soldier observes the South at the truce village of Panmunjom in the demilitarized zone (DMZ) that separates the two Koreas since the Korean War, north of Seoul.

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North Korea Detains American For Illegal Acts

Huffington Post

06 Jun 2014

SEOUL, June 6 (Reuters) - North Korea said on Friday it was investigating an American who had entered the country as a tourist on April 29 for violating the country's laws. The U.S. citizen had conducted activities inappropriate for the purpose of his visit as a tourist, the North's official KCNA news agency said. It gave no other details. Earlier on Friday, Japan's Kyodo news agency reported that North Korea had detained a U.S ... Newman....(size: 1.5Kb)

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GM lawyers kept defect from executives, report finds

Detroit Free Press

08 Jun 2014

General Motors top lawyer didnt learn how seriously defective ignition switches were on a range of small cars until February even though the company had already paid up to $5 million to settle one ignition-related lawsuit ... Which heads rolled at GM over ignition switch scandal? Mostly executives ... The problem with the switch recurred for more than 10 years ... ■ GM ignition switch time line....(size: 5.1Kb)

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GM crisis sparks scrutiny of NHTSA, handling of mounting recalls

Dayton Daily News

08 Jun 2014

dealership for more than a month to get the defective ignition switch on her 2005 Chevrolet Cobalt replaced ... “They told me they have over 150 vehicles on the waiting list and have received only five ignition switches,” said Darrow, 53, of Pittsfield, Mass ... And for older vehicles, like the 2.6 million small cars that carry GM’s defective switch, the repair percentage falls dramatically....(size: 5.5Kb)

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Startup tests resistance to HIV drugs

Boston Herald

08 Jun 2014

“If resistance is present, switching people to effective drugs improves quality of life and saves money by reducing the risk of new infections,” Aldatu CEO David Raiser said. “If resistance is not present, money is saved by not switching patients to more expensive drugs unnecessarily ... “In some cases, people are being switched ......(size: 3.1Kb)

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Community briefs

Times Union

08 Jun 2014

Albany switching some traffic patterns. ALBANY — Several city streets will see traffic patterns change starting Wednesday. North Swan Street between Clinton Avenue and Livingston Avenue will be converted from a one-way street northbound to a two-way street. TenBroeck Place between TenBroeck and North Swan streets will switch from one-way westbound to a one-way eastbound ... Wednesday, according to the advisory from city police ... ....(size: 1.9Kb)

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Who’s in the driver’s seat on safety recalls?

The Dallas Morning News

08 Jun 2014

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Before recalls, safety was low in GM hierarchy

Detroit news

08 Jun 2014

He was hired by GM to investigate why the company took more than a decade to recall millions of cars with a defective ignition switch that has now been linked to at least 13 deaths ... Up to now, no evidence has emerged to suggest that top GM executives knew about the switch problem before late last year ... Barra has said she didnt know details of the switch problem until Jan....(size: 14.1Kb)

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BOWLING: Good advice

New Straits/Business Times

08 Jun 2014

SIN Li Jane is enjoying the best period of her career thanks to national coach Holloway Cheah. The 22-year-old's decision to heed Holloway's advice to switch balls earlier this year has turned the Ipoh-born into one of the most feared bowlers in the region ... The former Asian champion earned S$6,000 (RM15,400) for her efforts ... Li Jane said the decision to switch balls to Storm Roto Grip had given her more confidence on the lanes ... ....(size: 2.6Kb)

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Murray seeking Wimbledon redemption

New Straits/Business Times

08 Jun 2014

"You can go out there with all the tactics in the world, but when he's hitting the ball like that, very difficult to hit the ball where you want to," he said ... Asked how he would be able to switch his focus back to grass after such a devastating loss Murray replied ... "I never want to say forget about matches like this, but obviously the grass court season starts in a couple of days and I need to switch my mind to that." ... AFP . ....(size: 3.0Kb)

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Airfare honesty? It may be an oxymoron.

The Wichita Eagle

08 Jun 2014

“Why such a discrepancy?”. Why, indeed?. Customers such as Novak – and there are a fair amount of frustrated passengers like her out there – say that this is a bait-and-switch; that TripAdvisor, or FlightHub, is intentionally displaying a low rate and then switching it out after a purchase decision is made ... True, the current rule prohibits carriers and ticket agents from engaging in bait-and-switch tactics ... ....(size: 6.6Kb)

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Nigeria defender Echiejile out of WCup

The Wichita Eagle

08 Jun 2014

JACKSONVILLE, Florida — Nigeria defender Uwa Echiejile is out of the World Cup with an unspecified injury ... The statement didn't elaborate on the injury ... Nigeria said FIFA had been informed of the intended switch ... Nigeria played the U.S ... ....(size: 1.2Kb)

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Families evacuated near Superfund site

Rocky Mount Telegram

08 Jun 2014

The U.S ... That process could take several weeks ... The plant manufactured industrial switches and resistors for more than 20 years before shutting down in 1986 . ....(size: 0.8Kb)

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Kendrys Morales, Twins reportedly agree on contract

The Los Angeles Times

08 Jun 2014

The switch-hitting first baseman and designated hitter batted .277 with 23 home runs and 80 runs ......(size: 0.5Kb)

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AC fixed, LeBron fixed, NBA Finals seek normalcy

The Miami Herald

08 Jun 2014

SAN ANTONIO -- And you thought the Pacers’ Lance Stephenson blowing sweet nothings into LeBron James’ ear made for bizarrely eventful playoff basketball ... Many envisioned a modern-day Zapruder film, with a grainy figure on the grassy knoll who appeared to be Spurs coach Gregg Popovich, furtively flipping a power switch with a villainous cackle. (Why was there a power switch on the grassy knoll? Hmm.) ... Rome wept ... What we learned....(size: 5.2Kb)

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Top The Cure, Switch

Sometime it seems
I stopped being myself
And without a word
Turned into somebody else
Full of wishes wants dreams
And desires
For a life
Of conceit and deceit
And repeat and rewrite
Not sure who I was
Before this me and I changed
But I know this me now
Is not really the same...
Friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I'm wired in a why
Yeah my friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I'm lost in a lie
And every day my world gets slower
And colder and smaller
And older and lower
And every day
My treat gets closer to trick
Yeah every day my world gets slower
And colder and smaller
And older and lower
And I'm tired of being alone with myself
And I'm tired of being with anyone else
Yeah I'm tired...
Like I'm sick
None of my favourite things
Are quite right
To the mirror man
Screaming at me
In the spite of another
False start
Dirty worn out and used
Up and down
To the ground
Disavowed
So confused
All made up in the belief
That me is the same
As the eyes in the glass
But I see my eyes change...
Friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I'm wired in a why
Yeah my friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I'm lost in a lie
And every night my world gets quicker
And lighter and shorter
And tighter and slicker
And every night
My truth gets closer to dare
Yeah every night my world gets quicker
And lighter and shorter
And tighter and slicker
And I'm sick of being alone with myself
And I'm sick of being with anyone else
Yeah I'm sick of being alone with myself
And I'm sick of being with anyone else
Yeah I'm sick...
Like I'm tired?
Like I'm scared...

Top Cure, Switch

Sometime it seems
I stopped being myself
And without a word
Turned into somebody else
Full of wishes wants dreams
And desires
For a life
Of conceit and deceit
And repeat and rewrite
Not sure who I was
Before this me and I changed
But I know this me now
Is not really the same…
Friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I’m wired in a why
Yeah my friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I’m lost in a lie
And every day my world gets slower
And colder and smaller
And older and lower
And every day
My treat gets closer to trick
Yeah every day my world gets slower
And colder and smaller
And older and lower
And I’m tired of being alone with myself
And I’m tired of being with anyone else
Yeah I’m tired…
Like I’m sick
None of my favourite things
Are quite right
To the mirror man
Screaming at me
In the spite of another
False start
Dirty worn out and used
Up and down
To the ground
Disavowed
So confused
All made up in the belief
That me is the same
As the eyes in the glass
But I see my eyes change…
Friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I’m wired in a why
Yeah my friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I’m lost in a lie
And every night my world gets quicker
And lighter and shorter
And tighter and slicker
And every night
My truth gets closer to dare
Yeah every night my world gets quicker
And lighter and shorter
And tighter and slicker
And I’m sick of being alone with myself
And I’m sick of being with anyone else
Yeah I’m sick of being alone with myself
And I’m sick of being with anyone else
Yeah I’m sick…
Like I’m tired?

Top Ashanti, Switch

Now All My Ladies Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
I Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
Now Altogether Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
He Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Well Let Me See You Click Ya Heels
Click My Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
I-I-I-I-I I Hate To See Ya Leave
But Ya Love To See Me Walk Away
See I Was Fifteen When I Got My First Pair of Heels
My Momma Gave 'Em To Me Said Baby Heres The Deal
Be Careful How You Use 'Em Cause They Lethal With Them Jeans
They Pick It Up And Make Yo Silhouette Look Mean
See I Rock 'Em Even When Im In My Short Shorts (Short Shorts)
Sky High Stiletto Boots Feelin Boss Boss (Boss Boss)
Steppin Out With The Girls
Rockin Them Open Toes
Chillin Em By The Fire
Waitin Til He Get Home
If He's a Good Boy
I Might Give Him A Little Show
If He's a Bad Boy
I Might Give Him a Little Mo
My 2 Inches Is Everyday
3 Inches Its Party Time
4 Inches Is When Im Feelin Naughty And Im Gettin Mine
Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
I Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
Now Altogether Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
He Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Well Let Me See You Click Ya Heels
Click My Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
I-I-I-I-I I Hate To See Ya Leave
But Ya Love To See Me Walk Away
See I Like To Strut My Stuff Kinda Like Them Top Models
My High Heels Got Them Boys Sending Over Bottles
They Lovin How Them Pradas Make My Legs So Long
I See It In His Face He Wanna Take Me Home
Switch me in Giuseppe Or Even Louie Vuitton,
Marc Jacobs Out In Vegas, I Put All On His Card
See I Choose The Jimmy Choos And Christian Lacroix
Or Call Up Donatella, Versace Staright From Milan
Exclusive Baby Check My Footwork
You Aint Got These
You Aint Got These On
My Mu Mus I Cant Lose When I'm In 'Em
See Dior's Bring Much More To Ya Denim
My Dolce's and Gucci's I Keep It Crackin
If Ya Budget Dont Have It
I Aint Mad At Steve Maddens
Now All My Ladies Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
I Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
Now Altoghter Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
He Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Well Let Me See You Click Ya Heels
Click My Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
I-I-I-I-I I Hate To See Ya Leave

Top Royce Da 5'9'', Switch

[Royce Da 5'9"]
Yeah.. nigga pick up yo', hands and pretend
just like if it's a, show - the lyrical cut throat
He can and we will show, you BRRTTT, stick up yo'
man with his pis-tol, hand over his (HO!)
Lo and behold, plenty soldiers is rollin
The road that they own is the one where they go
When they gets me the pinnacle of the nigga
hold-in the pencil, any flow, nigga pick one (HO!)
I treat my rhyme like heat my mind
Might be like keen-eye sight
I treat y'all like "Three Blind Mice"
You can't hit what you can't see, the M.I.C. (HO!)
This is the shit that you wish you could spit
when you sit and you listen to the clique that is swift with the written
The poetry depicted officially blowin you little niggaz away
Bout to switch up the flow, soon as you hear me say (HO!)
[Chorus: Royce]
Make, that flow; switch, that flow
Get, different when you hear me say (HO!)
Make, It Count; step, yo' game up
When you hear me say (HO!)
Make, that flow; switch, that flow
Get, different when you hear me say (HO!)
.. get wild (whyllllle out!) Whyle out (HO!)
[Cutty Mack]
Long as I'm breathin I'm street bitch
Cut Throat ain't changin but the flow might switch
... A whole Army with shit
That'll hit you in under five minutes, barkin bitch
Starvin pitt, to the point of do or die
Whether CRACK-in around or the MAC by my side (HO!)
... Money to burn, hustle to earn
Bullets return, shots from the curb, dodgin a drought
Makin It Count, slang in the South, bang out a house
Coke by the ounce, weighin it out, that's what I'm 'bout nigga (HO!)
... The call done, hit me
The law come, quickly; nerves in a, frenzy
Flush the work, quickly; room drawers, empty
Two heaters, with me; three flow; sickly (HO!)
[Chorus]
[Rell]
Let it touch your brain, what I brung was flame
Plus my whole gang doin the same thang
Take it and keep movin, homies is straight cruisin
Quick with the waist movement, go get your eight losers
How you take amusement, never fake I shoot it
A.K. or Ruger, we heavy with them uzi's (HO!)
Face the facts, y'all spittin basement raps
I'm on wax with some dangerous cats with a guage attached
The rifle the brace attached to the bat
I pull it back and squeeze until it claps (HO!)
Amazin vision, I gaze at the days I'm livin
the fast life with a rave of women
Today is givin, I wake without a stay in prison
And I hang with gangsta niggaz - muh'fucker! (HO!)
[Chorus]
[June]
Always on deck, what you expect
Mic is a way of life, he leadin the set
Now, June's up in this muh'fucker
And I want all y'all to know (all y'all)
You can go any time, so why waste time?
As I get right to my flow, y'all don't hear me though (HO!)
Why play yourself? (why?) Why risk your health? (why?)
Why waste my time? (why?) Learn how to rhyme (uhh)
Get you some game (uhh) get you a name
Gotta not be lame, y'all sound the same, yeah (HO!)
They back's against the wall now (now)
I'm came with some bangers who came for the get-down
My style, can't take what you can spread 'round
I'm multiple figures in riches, so what now? (nigga)
(HO!)

Top Will Smith, Switch

Yo mic check, mic check, yeah here you go
What? Nah, he, he over here
Yeah, I heard he got that hot new thing
It's called 'Switch'
Let's get it going
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Turn it over and hit it
Hey! Vibe to vibe a second
It's a club girl, why you arrived neckin'?
Hear that, how the veteran glide the record
But don't download, go out and buy the record
Hey! Huh, something sexy 'bout her
Girl on the floor, all her friends around her
I mean real clean, ain't gotta touch or nuttin'
It ain't like I like a chick on chick or sumpin'
I'm just a sucker for a hot track
Gimme a drink and a chick to tell, "Stop that"
Dance is a hop and a clap, flip it 'round
Now bring it on back, break it down
Now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
(Ooh la la la)
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Turn it over and hit it
(Unh unh unh)
(Ooh la la la)
I gotta question, I need to ask somebody
Why is it that when y'all see me at the party
Y'all be looking like, "Ooh, he a movie star
He ain't supposed to be out on the floor with everybody"?
But oh wait, whoa, y'all forgetting
When I was amateur spitting
Before the scripts were written
First one in, last one out the club
Bursting in, passing out in the club
(Hey!)
Back at it, this cat is the wit and the charm
Taking you higher, like a syringe hittin' ya arm
Bringing the fire, making your Benz ring the alarm
Let me see you clap, spin baby, come on
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
(Ooh la la la)
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Turn it over and hit it
(Unh unh unh)
(Ooh la la la)
Hey! Hey!
Oh, you just gonna stand there, huh?
What you too cute to dance, or you scared?
It ain't really that hard to do and
I ain't trying to be in love with you and
All I wanted was a moment or two to
See if you could do that switch-a-roo and
Shut your mouth fool, get your crew and
The thick body and the rear one too and
I'll be right here waiting on you to
See if y'all can do that switch-a-roo
Hey! Hey!
That's what I'm talking bout, do that thing mama
That's what I'm talking bout, do that thing mama
That's what I'm talking bout, do that thing mama
That's what I'm talking bout
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
(Ooh la la la)
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Turn it over and hit it
(Unh unh unh)
(Ooh la la la)
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
(Ooh la la la)

Top Siouxsie And The Banshees, Switch

Different Lives Shuffle(d) Lives
in different places into wrong categories
familiar problems cross the wires
same old faces and fuse humanities
Watch the muscles twitch
for a brand new switch...
Scientist G.P.'s
with patient guinea-pigs
cureing their head-aches
with drastic side-effects
switch
Doctor rectorates
condescending from on high
for all hallucinaters
see druggist in the sky
switch
Vicar experiments
but 'tis blasphemy
dismissing thought of progess
as the mark of devilry
(Watch the muscles twitch
for a brand new switch...)
switch
People walk Something blows up
and even talk won't come down
people listen scattered muscles twitch
then they halt too late to switch.
(They're dying to switch)
Lyric: Sioux Music: McKay

Top Ciara, Switch

Going round round round
CiCi will have you going round round round round
Darkchild you got me going round round round round
Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
I like to party all night, you'll see
And you're exactly the type that I need
My hi-hat drives you Congo and you know
That I can make the bass beat beat solo
Do that again, again, spin me around
Do that again, again, I'm gon' put it down
I got you runnin', goin' crazy, you don't know what it is
I'm in control, baby I-I-I-I
You know how I gets down
Let me know right now if you can keep up, switch!
Try to turn me down, cause I hit so loud
Overload your speakers, switch!
When the lights go down, all the freaks come out
And I know you see 'em, switch!
Then me on you now, switch!
And then you on me, lets switch!
Let's slow it down to this beat baby
I got you right where I need, and you'll see
Turn up the 808 more, make me
Feel the snare in my car, I need more
Do it again, again, spin me around
Do it again, again, I'm gon' put it down
I got you runnin', goin' crazy, you don't know what it is
I'm in control, baby I-I-I-I
You know how I gets down
Let me know right now if you can keep up, switch!
Try to turn me down, cause I hit so loud
Overload your speakers, switch!
When the lights go down, all the freaks come out
And I know you see 'em, switch!
Then me on you now, switch!
And then you on me, lets switch!
I like when you do this to me
Make me wanna tear it up
The way you move me, it's music to me
I just wanna turn it up
Higher level, highest level, feel like I can't be without you
Take you to a bass in no time
My body on your's, and your's on mine
You know how I gets down
Let me know right now if you can keep up, switch!
Try to turn me down, cause I hit so loud
Overload your speakers, switch!
When the lights go down, all the freaks come out
And I know you see 'em, switch!
Then me on you now, switch!
And then you on me, lets switch!
I'm gon' release, release, release then switch
Release, release, release then switch
Release, release, release then switch

Top TLC, Switch

Switch switch switch switch
I ain't one to be questioned
About who and where I've been
I ain't one to be questioned
About what time I came in
Tryna squeeze, baby please
Hit the road and don't come back
'Cause I can't trust a relationship
Wit no trust and that's a fact
Switch
Don't take no mess from nobody
Switch
If they act up just leave 'em alone
Switch
Don't take no mess from nobody
Switch
When ya done wit 'em you can send 'em home
I won't answer to no one
Until I feel I'm ready to
I'm gonna have my fun
Doin' the things I like to do
See I need space get off my case
Stop breathin' down my back
Cause we ain't gotta relationship If that's how you have to act
Commitment true devotion
Right now is not the way
For you to come at me
When I need it
I'm sure you'll be the first to know
But for now, in my plnas, no demands
I'm gonna have to make a switch
Switch
Throw his behind in a ditch
While my definition states as it relates
To us mates, one eliminates
Solely contemplates n' de associates
Like my new drink was V-8's
Just as quick as I get in it
I'll drop 'em in a minute
Like the dollaz
In my pocket, Speedy Gonzalez
Couldn't stop the way I spin it
I'm known for breakin' every speed limit
This switch could be infinite
I said L to da E to da F to the T to da E to the Y
Because I'm so fly
Bring it back to the E so come and see me
At the hotel motel Holiday Inn
I said if you man starts actin' upu
Switch and take his friend
Erase replace embrace new face come on

Top Unwritten Law, Switch

Let me paint
You a picture
Or two just telling
You what I'd like
To do get a twelve
Pack and sit on
The beach and
Look at all the
Hookers I'll never
Meet there saying
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
Maybe I'll bleach
My hair or grow it
Out long I'll buy
A surfboard and lay
Out all day long
I'm the mammoth
For you to nurture
And I just want
You to think you'll
Be screwing a surfer
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"

Top Siouxsie & The Banshees, Switch

Different lives in different places
Familiar problems same old faces
Shuffled lives into wrong categories
Cross the wires and fuse humanities
Watch the muscles twitch
For a brand new switch
Scientist G.P.'s
With patient guinea-pigs
Curing their head-aches
With drastic side-effects
With drastic side-effects
Doctor rectorates, rectorates
Condescending from on high
For all hallucinates
See druggist in the sky
In the sky
Vicar experiments
But 'tis blasphemy
Dismissing thought of progress
As the mark of devilry
As the mark of devilry
Watch the muscles twitch
For a brand new switch
People walk and even talk
People listen then they halt
Something blows up won't come down
Scattered muscles twitch too late to switch
They're dying to switch
They're dying to switch
Switch switch
Watch the muscles twitch
For a brand new switch
They're dying to switch
They're dying to switch
Switch
Watch the muscles twitch
For a brand new switch
They're dying to switch
They're dying to switch

Top Sugababes, Switch

He's nothing special
Don't need his dough
Settling down what is that a joke
You're feeling his best friend
Your ex bores you
'Cos he started to ignore you
He starts his speech
Tell him not to preach
Always talking out of his ass
What's the point of that
He's not on your level
Like the new man
The fly man
The man who really understands
Remember a good way
To get out of an old thing
Is to jump into a new thing and
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning
Until this new guy has you yawning
Same old thing the TV
The video, he's got to know
Conversations growing old
You've heard those jokes
They're cold
Could he think that the kiss on the text
Means a pizza
Then action attraction
He's got it all wrong
Remember a good way
To get out of an old thing
Is to jump into a new thing and
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning
Until this new guy has you yawning
Hanging around on borrowed time
One strike out
You ain't mine
So just get your style in check
I move one ex to the next
Everything he does beats you
So I'm jumping another queue
Please just get your style in check
I move one ex to the next
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning
Until this new guy has you yawning
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning
Until this new guy has you yawning
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning

Top Ashley Tisdale, Switch

Switch it, switch it
You're out of this world, I'm sure of it
A crazy intuition
You're off and on, you're here and gone, come back
A curious condition
And then you switch right over
It's weird, yeah I know but just can't get a hold of myself
Hey so strange, you switched it in front of me
Hey you've changed, not like you used to be
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
Hey I'm just talking like a machine
Hey I'm stuck on every word in between
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
You're out of this world, I'm sure of it
A little more than different
And you keep blocking, blocking, turn your back
It's you that I am missing
And then you switch right over
It's weird, yeah I know but just can't get a hold of myself
Hey so strange, you switched it in front of me
Hey you've changed, not like you used to be
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
Hey I'm just talking like a machine
Hey I'm stuck on every word in between
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
If I knew where you were, how can I find you?
Staring at the stars falling behind you
Across the universe, hope you'll be back soon
I got a feeling our planets could meet, I'll rearrange it
Hey so strange, you switched it in front of me
Hey you've changed, not like you used to be
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
Hey I'm just talking like a machine
Hey I'm stuck on every word in between
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
Open your heart, yeah we're back to the start
Open your heart, yeah get back to the start
Open your heart, yeah we're back to the start
Open your heart, yeah get back to the start
Open your heart, yeah we're back to the start

Top Siouxie and the Banshees, Switch

Different Lives Shuffle(d) Lives
in different places into wrong categories
familiar problems cross the wires
same old faces and fuse humanities
Watch the muscles twitch
for a brand new switch...
Scientist G.P.'s
with patient guinea-pigs
cureing their head-aches
with drastic side-effects
switch
Doctor rectorates
condescending from on high
for all hallucinaters
see druggist in the sky
switch Vicar experiments
but 'tis blasphemy
dismissing thought of progess
as the mark of devilry
(Watch the muscles twitch
for a brand new switch...)
switch
People walk Something blows up
and even talk won't come down
people listen scattered muscles twitch
then they halt too late to switch.
(They're dying to switch)
Lyric: Sioux Music: McKay

Top 5ive, Switch

You gotta stop, listen up
Checking out my beats
Know the day uniques
Got ya jumping out ya seats, ah
Never bring the same flow upon a track
Better watch your back
When I bring the switch attack, now
People wanna nod, now they go and go
The funk thing that I bring
Make your head wanna ring
Here we come, you know we bring it raw
Get up on the floor 'cos
You gotta get some more
Friday night, party's just around the corner
She'll be there, so I just can't be late
Gotta get my groove thing on
'Cos I'll be dancing all night long
Send me to a place where I can have some fun
[Birdge:]
Once I get up on the floor
See me coming back for more
See me rockin' all my moves
Everybody's watching me
Switch
(music) [x4]
9 o'clock, finally my groove is swinging
Things are fine, now I guess it's time to rock
(Guess it's time to rock)
Now the party's on the way
Found out I gotta stay
People start to gather round
And round, and round, and round
[Bridge x2]
Switch (music)

Top Five, Switch

You gotta stop listen up
Checking out my beats
Know that they're unique
Got you jumping out your seats ah
Never bring the same flow upon a track
Better watch your back when I bring the switch attack now
People when they nod
Nod they don't nod to the funk
Thing that I bring
Make your head wanna ring
Here we come you know we bring it raw
Get up on the floor cos you gotta get some more
Friday night
The party's just around the corner
She'll be there so I just can't be late
Gotta get my groove thing on
Cos I'll be dancing all night long
Send me to a place where I can have some fun
Chorus:
Once I get up on the floor, see me coming back for more
See me rocking all my moves, everybody's watching me
Once I get up on the floor, see me coming back for more
See me rocking all my moves, everybody's watching me (Switch!)
Da freak (x4) - Switch!
Rock it like this (x2) - Switch!
Five guys clap your hands, just clap your hands to this, Just clap your hands to the beat now - Switch!
Uh, uh, uh, we get down, uh, uh, uh, uh - Switch!
Nine o'clock
And finally my groove is swinging
Beats are fine now I guess it's time to rock (guess it's time to rock)
Now the party's on the way
I found out I've got to stay
People start to gather round and round and round and round
(Chorus)
Switch! (x3)
Ah yeah come on, ah yeah, ah yeah
Ah yeah come on, ah yeah, ah yeah
Switch! (x2)
Da freak (x2) - Switch!
Rock it like this - Switch!
Five guys clap your hands - Switch!
Uh, uh, uh...
Switch! (x4)
Ah yeah come on, ah yeah, ah yeah - Switch!
Ah yeah come on, ah yeah, ah yeah

Top Jazmine Sullivan, Switch

I met him at the book store
He said he'd like to get to know me
Just a little more, asked me to dinner
I said, "I'd bring my girlfriend"
He said, "That's cool"
'Cause he was gonna bring
His best friend but something happened
That I wasn't expecting his best friend
All night has my attention
Know it was wrong, I couldn't help it
And I don't care, I'm bein' selfish
Know what I want
And I want your best friend
Ain't gonna front, uh, uh
I want your best friend, hey boy
I think I like your best friend, would you mind
If I dinned with your best friend, switch
And you can take my girlfriend
I hardly know you, so there is no attachments
You take my chair, I'll sit right there
Well, see how that feels
And don't be mean
And make a scene, it ain't a big deal
'Cause somethin' happened
That I wasn't expecting his best friend
All night had my attention
Know it was wrong, I couldn't help it
And I don't care, I'm bein' selfish
Know what I want
And I want your best friend
Ain't gonna front, uh, uh
I want your best friend, hey boy
I think I like your best friend, would you mind
If I dinned with your best friend, switch
See baby, it really ain't a big deal
(Switch)
I mean, you a nice guy and all but
(Switch)
If I met him when I met you
(Switch)
He probably would've got the phone call
Don't make no sense to leave
With the wrong guy when your best friend
Could be the love of my life
Know it was wrong, I couldn't help it
And I don't care, I'm bein' selfish
Know what I want
And I want your best friend
Ain't gonna front, uh uh
I want your best friend, hey boy
I think I like your best friend, would you mind
If I dinned with your best friend, switch?
Somethin' happened unexpected
She didn't think that this would happen
She liked this guy, had a connection
It's just with her dates best friend
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Who would've guessed it that she'd suggest
That they should just switch
Switch, switch, switch, switch, hey boy
I think I like your best friend, would you mind

Top Rangers, Switch

Unhh
Whoo
Okay, unhh
It's the rangers
Yeah
The takeover
What you thought?
Unhh, yeah
Watch me switch it up
Unhh yeah
I said watch me switch it up
Unhh yeah uhhhuh yeah
Switch it up on em
Switch it up on em
Yeah
[Julian:]
They call me Julian and you already know
Forrealaa I got the muthafuckin flow
It's killa
Walk through the function and the girls get up
They niggas sit up cause they know I will steal 'em
I'm a boss
In other words I'm her boss, ya dig me?
I'm a take it to the post
I'm a winner you can take it as a loss
My brain lost
They think I do it for the fame?
Nah, I do it for the change
Sike I do it cause I can
Right, and all my beats bang, nice
So watch what you sayin, aight?
Or watch where I'm aiming the light
I'm a spit a flame through the mic
Who would've thought this was a dangerous life
[Chorus:]
Switch it up
Switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
I can switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
If you ain't know, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't kow, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, If you ain't know girl
[Langston:]
Look
Fitted to the max
Tatted 'till I die
Neff on my chest and my jeans not too tired
Haters think they be fucking with me but that shit ain't workin
While they doing that shit in here and got they bitches twerkin
Oh yeah she switching and dippin
Then she get to tip tipo tippin on my dick
Then she had to start licking ughhh
Best believe we on the come up
Gotta know that this beat is kinda tow up
Yeah, fa show the game is what we bout to show up, hold up
My job easy nothing heavy on my shoulders
I'm too committed to it
I'll admit it to ya
I can verse anybody call me verse killer
[Chorus:]
Switch it up
Switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
I can switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
If you ain't know, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't kow, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, If you ain't know girl
[DayDay:]
I'll break ya but baby I ain't Shawn Michaels
Get on this track and ride that beat like a motorcycle
Don't know me
Move with me and see a show
DayDay, Rangers
Everywhere I go
We about to switch the flow
Hands high ladies dancin all gettin low
Yeah
I'm way too cool on my grown man tip stay extra smooth
We a sensation
Go on youtube
Seven days average bout a million views
Free shirt, free pants, free shoes, million of milkshakes is how we make the news
You're jingiling baby
Rangers rep 'till the death I'm killing it baby
[Chorus:]
Switch it up
Switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
I can switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up
If you ain't know, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't kow, if you ain't know girl

Top Moke, Switch

Time can paint a picture
As your memory fades away
You always spell trouble
As I forget what I meant to say
And it's so easy, when you want it
You just reach out and grab it
Just when it's over
You still can't break the habit
Why must you keep running
Running never brings you home
Switch baby switch baby
You can't seem to make up your mind
Switch baby switch baby
Thought that we were two of a kind
Innocent and childlike
Angelic the smile on your face
But barren is your wasteland
Gimme help, get me out of this place
And it's so easy, when you want it
You just reach out and grab it
Just when it's over
You still can't break the habit
Why must you keep running
Running never brings you home
Switch baby switch baby
You can't seem to make up your mind
Switch baby switch baby
Thought that we were two of a kind
Switch baby switch baby
You can't seem to make up your mind
Switch baby switch baby
Thought that we were two of a kind
Switch baby switch baby
You can't seem to make up your mind
Switch baby switch baby
Thought that we were two of a kind
Switch baby switch baby Switch switch
Switch baby switch baby Switch switch
Switch baby switch baby

Top Arsenal, Switch

It’s that second in between, it’s the boiling point indeed
It’s a supervisor hitting the outlaw on the scene
And you’ll be ready, when time erased your deeds.
What is the use of warning, when nothing can be done?
This is how I’m feeling; you kind of hit me numb
Switch the mood to sorry
Sometimes I am real, sometimes I am faking, what is in between?
You were great without warning.
You’re seeding out my soul.
You were caving in; somehow it smelled like rock ‘n roll
Fun to be depraving after all.
Chorus:
Boy you are in trouble,
For yes, I’m on another level
Where is the fun, is it all you’re living on?
Switch the mood to sorry
Sometimes I feel, it’s a one step, it’s a good feel,
It’s a strange deal it’s a jog, right!
Boy you are in trouble,
For yes, I’m on another level
Where is the fun, is it all you’re living on?
Switch the mood to sorry
Sometimes I feel
What is the use of you and me when all we do is wrong?
This is how I’m feeling; this is how it should be done:
We used to find a way, I cannot let it go
We used to let it slide to a super sigh high
If we could get a name, we could get far
You could never imagine what a lust life
You would like, you would like
Have you ever driven to the sunshine?
Chorus
Oh yes, I’m on another level
Where is the fun, is it all you’re living on?
Switch the mood to sorry
Sometimes I am real, it’s a one step, it’s a good feel,
It’s a strange deal it’s a jog, right!
You’re just plain too solid,
You’re just way too solid
Or falling out and I just come to solve it
Switch the mood to sorry, sometimes I am real…
Boy you are in trouble,
For yes, I’m on another level
Where is the fun, is it all you’re living on
You would never like, you would never like
If you were left alone in lust life
You wouldn’t like, you wouldn’t like

Top Blackbud, Switch

Close to you,
I feel the waves wash over me,
Close to you,
There's nothing I can do or say,
Close to you,
I feel the tide wash over me,
Close to you,
I still remember,
I'm born but I'm alive,
Live by the rules, not by the sky,
What lies beneath your eyes,
Is beautiful, you're delicate,
When I'm far away I still remember,
I'm born but I'm alive,
Live by the rules, not by the sky,
I'm born but I'm alive,
I'm born but I'm alive,

Top Switch, I Still Love You (ft. Andrea Martin)

oooh, oooh,
yeah, yeah
ain't it strange how i call out your name
i met silence again can't remember when
i last smiled with it doing bad is good
but i'm letting go i'm giving in
cause i still love you (please come back to me)
i still love you (he's everything i need)
i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou (please come back to me)
i still love you
(he's everything i need) i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou, oooh
i need to breathe i need you to succeed
i met silence again cause it's love where in i can hate to say
i'm immune to pain if you break these chains
help me live again if i've knows it was you
i once said it was you
but you gave up too soon
you made it to you,
i will risk my heart if you risk yours at hand
boy i'm letting go i'm giving in
cause i still love you (please come back to me)
i still love you (he's everything i need)
i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou (please come back to me)
i still love you
(he's everything i need) i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou, oooh
no i never want to say goodbye
we should've give ourselves another try
should've only been on thing us against the wind
now i only have myself to blame
i promise i think on rain
wish our feelings never changed
but i'm letting go, i'm giving in
cause i still love you (please come back to me)
i still love you (he's everything i need)
i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou (please come back to me)
i still love you
(he's everything i need) i still love you
(you make my life complete)

Top Switch, There'll Never Be

Since we are lyin' here ah
For the first time, you and I
Show me what you'll do for me
And then will I
Don't try to hide your nature
No other girl could never rate ya
There'll never be a better love, love, love, love
La la la la la la
There'll never be, be, be
La la la la la la la la
Ooo wo wo la la la la la
Oo wo wo la la la la la la
There'll never be a better love, love, love, love
Please come over here and let me whisper in your ear
I'll say something good to you, you
Always wanted to hear
So real I know you won't regret it
So good I know you won't forget it
There'll never be a better love, love, love, love for you
La la la la la la
There'll never be, be, be
La la la la la la
Oo wo wo la la la la
Oo wo wo la la la la la la

Top Switch, Gone

Walked around my room and
Thinking so many things we could have done
Looking for the reasons
Pretending you're still here
You're not gone
I may be just pretending
That there i'll be better days ahead
I'm blind and unseeing
To the silence of what I've said
You're with the angels
But the truth is just too much to bear
I'm tired and jaded
But your light is whats
Keeping me there
Looked around my room for your intentions
But empty thoughts are all that I've found
Cried out loud, Im calling

Top Switch, I Call Your Name

{I used to think about immature things
You know like, do you love me? Do you want me?
Are you gonna call me like you said you would?
Is this really your real phone number?
But you know I'm a man now, baby, a grown man
And I came a long way, ha-ha
'Cause those fears taught me one thing
Taught me to hold on to my love}
Sometimes
I just can't help thinkin' livin' without you, baby
See, sometime
I just can't live cryin' about you, baby
I'm not worried 'bout a doggone thing
I'll take anything you bring
Although I love the sunshine
I'll still accept the rain
'Cause when I'm in my lonely mood
And I just can't be with you
I tried everything to occupy my mind
But there was no substitute
Thinking all that life would be
When you're not around
I just could not find a way
I wouldn't even know up from down
But since I've had you in my life
All these can be found
So strong and true, baby
All comin' from you
You, I call your name, girl
(Whenever I am lonely, baby)
I call your name
(When I feel the need of love)
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
'Cause I don't worry 'bout what my people say
In my life today
Although they try to say you're not the one for me
I'll love you any way
'Cause their intentions might be cool
If what they say was true
But there's more to you than they could ever see
And they don't even know you
Thinking all that life would be
When you're not around
I just could not find a way
I wouldn't even know up from down
But since I've had you in my life
All these can be found
So strong and true, baby
Comin' from you, you, you, you, you
You, I call your name, girl
(Sometimes when I get lonely, baby)
I call your name
(When I feel the need of love)
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
You, I call your name, girl
Sometimes I get lonely, baby
I call your name
I just can't seem to help myself for not wanting to be alone
So I call your name, I call your name, ho ho
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
I do, you do
Birds and bees do too
I love you, you love me
And I know
Whoa oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I call your name and it eases the pain
See, I just don't feel all by myself tonight
It seems like someone else is out there
Oh, thinkin' of holding someone else tonight
So you will know where I'm comin' from
Oh, when I'm lonely, when I'm discouraged
Oh, I call your name, babe
There is no substitute for you
No one could take your place
You're more than they could ever receive
That's why I call your name
Oh, baby, when I am lonely
When I am discouraged
I call your name, girl
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
You, I call your name, girl
(Sometimes when I get lonely, baby)
I call your name
(When I feel the need of love)
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
Da da lee la la la la la la
(Da da lee la la la la la la)
Da da lee la la la la la la
(Da da lee la la dee da dee da)
Da da lee la la la la la la
I call your name, girl
(Da da lee la la la la la la)
I think of you and it eases the pain
(Da da la da dee da la da da da)
Take away the strain
(Da da la da da da la da da da)
(I call you, it's you, baby)
I call your name
(And you, baby, and you, whoa oh)
I call your name, girl
(You you you you you you you you you you you you you)
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
(I call your name)
I do, you do
Birds and bees do too
I love you, you love me
And I know
Whoa oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I call your name and it eases the pain

Top Switch, Love Over And Over Again

I'm sittin' at a coffee table, unable to see straight
Watchin' parallel lines unwind and undulate
Behind the rain-streaked windowpane, the scene's bleak
Another train leavin' home
Conceding defeat with a low moan
Hangin' in A sky, made of stone
Everybody's leavin' home, I called my man Jerome
To come meet me in the twilight zone
Leave your mobile phone at home and come alone
I bought him coffee and a snack
Settled back, started speakin'
He was tweakin' with the peak of his cap
While I'm seekin' to discover what it takes to stay sober
Not cover my mistakes
Try to maybe make sense of the evidence
It's over, she's gone for good
Why should I lie, singin' a killer's lullaby
Identified by the dying ring of her goodbye
The last thing you hear before your life disappear
Now it just gets worse, like my stomach 'll burst
Feel like I've been cursed
With seven centuries of bitter memories
And inadequacies, previous he's and she's
I'm movin' round this old house for the last time
Scene of my past crimes, been here for lifetimes
Hearin' the chimes of the old clock that used to mock
You got eternity for takin' stock
This place is like a padlock
You look shocked
Trust me, nothing ever moves but the dust
There's just us and I'm here to torment and tease
And that's how it was for centuries
Me and my memories, till you brought the keys
Took the couple of Saturdays
I moved in runnin' from tragedies and boozing
Seven hundred years since I came here
You appear, same hair, same quizzical stare
I couldn't get near
And the sheer frustration was more than I could bear
I was really cursed, thought I'd been through the worst part
That was just the first part, just the start
Every night I'd be sitting with dread, breaking my heart
In case the man she'd been chasin' gets to first base
And I just can't escape, I'm in bad shape
You making love to someone else is more than I can take
And so I make all the movement I can to no avail
Scream and yell, sinkin' deeper into my personal hell
I'm getting heated, I'm sorry, have another coffee
I needed to release my sparrow chest from just a piece of this pressure
Unless an escape route is found
I'm going down underground
Into lifetimes of pain, it's absurd
The heaviest chain is contained is the sound of one word
So I'm referred back to hell, huh
Just as well, I hate needles an' get twinges at the thought
Of syringes
J (as in Jerome), I'm going insane with shame
I dream and watch her makin' love over and over again
With what I call a farmer's swain
Unintelligent, pea-brained retard who's dick is always hard
Oh God, of course I'm jealous, fellows
Oversexed flexing his pec's
Jesus, what's he going make her do next?
I'm mad vex, the way she gently scratches his chest
You used to do that to me back in 1253
Pity me, while you lie with your lover
I stare and suffer in despair while you ruffle his hair
Unaware of who else is there
I move quick, I want to try my trick one last time
You know it's possible to vaguely define my outline
When dust move in the sunshine
So I'm tryin' to change, vibrate myself to near-human pitch
Which reminds me how I used to come unstitched
And switch 'round the house in a blind rage
It took years and an ocean of tears to find the key to this
Cage
And write another stage into a new age
It's difficult to gauge
But I know that I'll see you again, on that you may depend
I just don't know how or when
Sleep on, my lost love on gone
Jerome took me home under steel skies
Knowing I'm prone to dramatize but unknown for telling lies
And what I verbalize he can see behind my eyes
The why oh why's that identify killer lullabies
And he surmised
No surprise couldn't hear that
Closed my eyes as he steered that old black BM home again

Top Acid Android, Switch

Push it on... what are you... you waiting for?
this is all... it's just a switch you turn on
not for you
switch is not for you
only for me
this is only for me not for you
turn the light off
turn the sound off
that is all... that is all it is for

Top Scandal, Switch

Aitai nante iwanai
Imasara himitsu mo nai
Kyou mo tashika onaji kotoba de kimi wo dakishimeta
Deatta imi wo sagashitatte
Kotae wa doko ni mo nai darou
Dakedo motto shiritaito kimi wa fukureteru
Itsumo no youni
Tanjun na riyuu de koi ni ochiteita
Sore wo kantan na aizore kimi wa ukeireta
Aeba itsumo kenka bakari
Kimochi wa tsuyokunatta no ni ne
Dakara motto shiritaito sara ni fukumeteru
Nani mo shinai dakedo keitai no denchi ga kireta
Boku wa SWITCH wo sagasu
Sora wo mireba aoi na to
Fuda wo hitebata no shi na to
Konna ni mo kanjittetemo
Doushite darou tsutawaranaiya
Donna fuuni
Hanaseba ii
Tsuki wo mireba marui na to
Yume wa sameru to sabishiiko
Kimi wa totemo kirei dato
Doyoubi ni wa ai ni yukou
Konna ni mo kanjittetemo
Doushite darou tsutawaranaiya
Donna fuuni
Hanaseba ii
Aitai nante iwanai
Imasara himitsu mo nai ashita mo