What Just Happened (2008)

Actors

• Dennis Albanese (actor)
• Ari Barak (actor)
• Scott Alan Berk (actor)
• Scott Alan Berk (actor)
• Alexander Blaise (actor)
• Lombardo Boyar (actor)
• Felix J. Boyle (actor)
• Felix J. Boyle (actor)
• Scott Burn (actor)
• Adrian Bustamante (actor)
• Graham Clarke (actor)
• Ryan Curtis (actor)
• Byron de Marse (actor)
• Robert De Niro (actor)
• Don Abernathy (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

In Hollywood, everybody can hear you scream.
If it happened in any other movie you wouldn't believe it!
Qui a dit que le cinéma était une grande famille? (Who said the movies were one big family?)
Admit nothing.

Quotes:

Ben: You're an agent. Delivering bad news is part of your job description.

[first lines]::Ben: Vanity Fair named me as one of the 30 most powerful producers in the business. Power is an elusive term, but in Hollywood it's everything, I don't care what they say, you either have it, want it, or you're afraid of losing it. Where you stand at these things, or who you may be standing next to, may not seem like the most important thing, but it *really* matters.

Scott Solomon: Too bad about Jack, huh?::Ben: That's rare. Usually agents kill others, not themselves.

Ben: [discussion about Bruce Willis] I suppose it took him a long time to grow it, he probably just wants to wait 'til the last minute.::Cal: That's what I thought last week, but after seeing him today, I got the sense this is going to be his "look", it's an artistic-choice...::Ben: The extra weight is too? It can't be.::Cal: It's a feeling.::Ben: Cal, we got the studio to pay him $20 million to be a leading man. For that kind of money there is an expectation.::Cal: They expect a good performance...::Ben: No, no, no no, Cal. For that kind of money they expect millions of menstruating women to want to have intercourse with him. You understand what I'm saying? You want a poster that says "See Santa Run"?

Ben: [with couples therapist] Aren't we going to talk about what we're doing to each other *now*? Why don't we *talk* about what we are doing to each other now.::Kelly: What?::Ben: Why don't we talk about what we are doing to each other *now*?::Kelly: Wha, what. You didn't want to talk about *now* before...::Ben: No, *now*. You know what. *Now*.::Kelly: Yeah, but now *before* was not okay. Why is now *now* okay.::Ben: I don't have any problem with *now*, *you* have a problem with *now*.::Kelly: That is not why we're here.::Ben: That's why, uh. Doctor, is this some classic case of avoidance?

Doctor Randall: [to Ben & Kelly] As we dig deeper and deeper, you're going to feel so good about being apart that you're never going to want to get back together.

Actor: You see, there are so many people out here that I'd rather be eulogizing here today than Jack.

Suit: I'm betting beard...::Ben: What kind of remark is that? People's livelihood are at stake.::Suit: Make a note, a producer with a conscience.

[last lines]::Photo Director: Right, if you could switch with Todd? A little further. A little further. A little bit more. Ah, you're near the "P". Great. Yeah, that's right, on the other side...

Jeremy Brunell: [In the cutting room sanitizing his film, "Fiercely", following a big drunk] I was seven days away from getting a cake, man. All right? A cake for a year sober. Me, a cake. And you and your diabolical bloody naked treachery took that away from me.::Ben: No, that's not true...::Ben: [a short time later] Let me get you a Valium. Just for now. It's not that I don't... But we're on deadline. This is for us, these changes.::Jeremy Brunell: Can I have a couple of Vicodin instead?::Ben: Sure, easy.::Jeremy Brunell: Go get three of them, Ben.::Ben: Three? Coming up.::Ben: [On the phone] Yeah, get me, uh... my office to get three Vicodin and bring them to the cutting room right away.

Team America: World Police (2004)

Actors

• Phil Hendrie (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• John D. Kim (actor)
• Maurice LaMarche (actor)
• Josiah D. Lee (actor)
• Paul Louis (actor)
• David Michie (actor)
• Daran Norris (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Trey Parker (actor)
• Phil Hendrie (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Music

Taglines:

Putting The "F" Back In Freedom.
Freedom Hangs By A Thread.

Quotes:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".::Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.

Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.::Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.

Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.::Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...::Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.::Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

Spottswoode: Go get'em, cowboy.

Chris: All right, we fuckin' did it.

Spottswoode: Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.

Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.

Kim Jong Il: I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have faiwred in every way / and now my stock in you has fawren / Your career is stawrin' / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / That's why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin' / Pranet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods rike me / But arso with Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and the Balmacs are at constant war / So we wanted a new home and that's what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my whole plan / and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac porren / Your garbage needs some hawring / and you're worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I must return home a faiwrure / I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin'.

Kim Jong Il: You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)

Actors

• B-Real (actor)
• Dan Barnes (actor)
• Adam Barnhardt (actor)
• A.J. Benza (actor)
• Blunt (actor)
• Wes Borland (actor)
• Melvin Bradford (actor)
• Todd Bridges (actor)
• W. Earl Brown (actor)
• Dennis Burkley (actor)
• Chuy Castro (actor)
• Gavin Chapman (actor)
• Tommy Chong (actor)
• Avis P. Chrisbynum (actor)
• Chas. Allan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Hollywood will never be the same.

Quotes:

Pauly Shore: Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?

Pauly Shore: Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: No, this is Michael Madsen.::Pauly Shore: What's the difference?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: Six inches.

Pauly Shore: FUCK YOU SANDLER!::Adam Sandler: [Offscreen, in a mocking voice] Fuck you Sandler! Fuck you Sandl... AHHH HORSESHIT!

L.A. Take-Out (1996)

Actors

• Chase Ashbaker (actor)
• Adam Graham (actor)
• Stephen Guarino (actor)
• Jeffrey R. Newman (actor)
• Jessica Aquino (actress)
• Tara Ochs (actress)
• Tracey Sheldon (actress)
• Rich Sheldon (producer)
• Tracey Sheldon (writer)
• Rich Sheldon (director)
• Trevor Lindberg (editor)
• Michael Armstrong (miscellaneous crew)
• Jane Tronnier (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy

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"You tolerate me, you really tolerate me. [Accepting his Independent Spirit Award]"

"There are some cigarette burns in some funny places."

"It's a tough story, but I think it has a lot more than grimness to offer...it's what we are experiencing in our lifetime."

"These are the rare directors who come along, and you're lucky if you stumble across one as an actor."

"tearing oneself apart for the amusement of the audience."

"It's human to want to get your hands in it."

"Family makes me feel there's a reason I'm alive... I'm feeling my life, which I didn't always do partly because I'd be drunk a lot."

"There's a lot of mediocrity being celebrated, and a lot of wonderful stuff being ignored or discouraged."

"There are a few directors around who I have some excitement about spending my $7 at the theatre watching their movies."

"I don't have any particular excitement about working with any specific director or actor at this point."

"There is no re-inventing the wheel."

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"At this stage, what would be rewarding would be for audiences to want to watch."

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"Child-rearing is my main interest now. I'm a hands-on father."

"Well, I think that when you direct a movie or write it. And in the case of the two movies I did, I wrote and directed, they occupy a special place for you."

"Sacrificing American soldiers or innocent civilians in an unprecedented preemptive attack on a separate sovereign nation may well prove itself a most temporary medicine."