Happy Valentine's Day (2006)

Actors

• Charlie (actor)
• Alexander Fan (actor)
• Garry Little (actor)
• Giles Panton (actor)
• Sean Connor Roche (actor)
• Ashley Burian (actress)
• Patricia Cullen (actress)
• Megan McKinnon (actress)
• Jessica Cheung (producer)
• Mark Ratzlaff (writer)
• Damiano Angoli (composer)
• Mavis Lui (costume designer)
• Mark Ratzlaff (director)
• Corey Fischer (editor)
• Mark Ratzlaff (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance
• Short

Taglines:

It's Funny, it's Sad, and there's a rhinoceros.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Rhinoceros - Smashing Pumpkins
• Rhinoceros - The Smashing Pumpkins
• Rhinoceros - Grimskunk
• Rhinoceros - Utah Saints
• Rhinoceros - Gish

Planned a show
Trees and Balloons
Ice cream snow
See you in June
Could have known
I would reveal
Should have known
I would conceal your way
She knows, she knows, she knows
She knows, she knows, she knows
How's it
She knows, she knows, she knows
Colors show
After the moon
I should go
See you in June
Your way
Open your eyes
To these must I lie

Planned a show
Trees and balloons
Ice cream snow
See you in June
Could have known
I would reveal
Should have known
I would conceal your way
She knows, she knows, she knows
She knows, she knows, she knows
How's it
She knows, she knows, she knows
Colors show
After the moon
I should go
See you in June
Your way
Open your eyes
To these must I lie?

Rhinoceros stomp
Rhinoceronte
Rhinoferoce
Rhinoceros stomp
Rhino tacos
Renie ta cause
Triceratops
Diplodocus
Tyrannosaure Rex

Here's the premise:-
An opera singer dies in the 1920s
and in her will
she says that she wishes to be buried at sea
and have all of her friends and lovers and family
and cohorts all there to see her off
in a giant party.
So they all get on this ocean liner
and they go out to sea to bury her
and to throw her ashes off
and then of course, you know
they run into refugees and chaos ensues
but...
There's a scene where they're also transporting a
rhinoceros
from one place to another
and the rhinoceros has gotten sick.
It's down in the steamroom with all the workers
and one of the opera singers
is standing on this balcony looking down
on to the greasy workers below, who are sweating
and decides to sing to them
and starts singing and then one of the other opera
singers comes in
and then they have a pissing match over who can sing
better and...
It's all for a sick rhinoceros and a bunch of greasy
workers
It's, like, classic Fellini
"Excellent"

I am a one-ton, armor plated;
Living breathing being
I wade in streams all day;
Eat grass; and little else
Then one day my world was shattered
By freakish two-legged beings
Wielding instruments of pain
Hell-bent on striking me down
A super-psyochotic need
To make me and scream and bleed
Brought on solely by greed
I only want to be free
If I had my way, I'd stomp you flat
Under my bulk
Or ram this horn you so crave
Into your fucking throat
I'll topple the noisy creatures
In which you flee
But I'll never understand