Interglobal Trading Fund (2012)

Actors

• John Aprea (actor)
• Clayton Davis (actor)
• Silvio Fama (actor)
• Charles Gary (actor)
• Steve Harshfield (actor)
• Ralph Kampshoff (actor)
• Geoffrey M. Reeves (actor)
• Joshua Richman (actor)
• Zac Sanford (actor)
• Don Shirey (actor)
• John Winscher (actor)
• Ivet Corvea (actress)
• Courtney Cunningham (actress)
• Marcia French (actress)
• Gary Anderson (actor)

Genres

• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

Time Is On Our Side

Plots of Heaven (2010)

Actors

• Barry Alexander (actor)
• Brian Ceponis (actor)
• Matt Jones (actor)
• Douglas Macpherson (actor)
• Charles Reed (actor)
• Jason Wittman (actor)
• Tracy Meyer (actress)
• Susan J. Sommer (actress)
• Ankush Jindal (producer)
• Alisa Naso (producer)
• Ankush Jindal (writer)
• Derek Zhao (composer)
• Ankush Jindal (director)
• Taylor Cornelson (editor)
• Ankush Jindal (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Short

Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody (2010)

Actors

• Chad Alva (actor)
• Joey Brass (actor)
• Gabriel Dalessandro (actor)
• Rocco Reed (actor)
• Briana Blair (actress)
• Ashlynn Brooke (actress)
• Charley Chase (actress)
• Beverly Hills (actress)
• Halie James (actress)
• Kristina Rose (actress)
• Bensen Herst (writer)
• Lee Roy Myers (director)
• Gabrielle Anex (editor)

Genres

• Adult
• Comedy

Quotes:

[first lines]::Leonard: [dreaming] Slutty Leia. Slutty Leia. Slutty Leia. Slutty Leia.

Penny: Hey guys, where are you two headed?::Leonard: Hi Penny. We're just going to head downstairs to the comic store.::Penny: Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. Dracula must be doing a signing or something.::Sheldon: Dracula is nocturnal. Therefore, he would not be able to attend any public events before dusk.::Penny: Yeah, there's that... and the whole not being real thing.

Penny: What's a Comic-Con? Oh, is that like a guy goes to jail for stealing comic books or something?

Penny: Those two crack me up.::Hot Brunette: *Those* nerds, you're kidding me, right?::Penny: No, I actually think the short one's kinda cute in like a Harry Potter kinda way.

Hot Brunette: I'd like to come in.::Penny: Oh yeah? What do you want to do in there?::Hot Brunette: Well, I was thinking maybe we could go online and lookup the Vulcan word for girl-on-girl action.

Hot Brunette: Yeah. Right now I'm gonna go lick long and toss her... salad? And after that I'm going to move on back to her Endor.

Sheldon: You, Howard, are a geek Richard Nixon.::Howard: I prefer to think of myself as a Jewish James Bond. L'Chaim!

Raj: And that's when I learned to never take a girl on a date to a Bollywood movie.::Sheldon: Because they keep dancing away before you can receive fellatio?::Raj: That is correct.

Leslie: Well, if it isn't the Lonely Ranger and his sidekick Tonto.::Raj: I'm a customer service Indian, not a casino Indian.

Howard: [on the phone] You are not going to believe this. Guess what I'm doing right now.::Leonard: I don't know... you're watching The Matrix and jerking off to the thought of a man in a dress co-directing it?

Frank McCuff: Police Force Vigilante (2010)

Actors

• Coleman Amaral (actor)
• Alexander J. Diaz (actor)
• Paul Drechsler-Martell (actor)
• Matt Healey (actor)
• Scott Hoffman (actor)
• Chris McGuire (actor)
• Jim Ng (actor)
• Jose Pacheco (actor)
• Alexander J. Diaz (producer)
• Jules Hamilton (producer)
• Jon Truei (producer)
• Alexander J. Diaz (writer)
• Alexander J. Diaz (writer)
• Jon Truei (writer)
• Jeff Heim (composer)

Genres

• Action
• Mystery
• Short
• Thriller

Becoming Undead (2010)

Actors

• Howard Anderson III (actor)
• Charlie Bussian (actor)
• Amanda Knepper (actress)
• Charlie Bussian (producer)
• Tom Jensen (producer)
• Ron Purtee (producer)
• Ron Purtee (writer)
• Ron Purtee (director)
• Ron Purtee (editor)

Genres

• Horror
• Short

Taglines:

We've seen them crave flesh, now what happens when they are...Becoming Undead

The Ron Clark Story (2006)

Actors

• Baljeet Balagun (actor)
• E.J. Bonilla (actor)
• Jason Bush (actor)
• Jerry Callaghan (actor)
• Griffin Cork (actor)
• James Dugan (actor)
• Chris Enright (actor)
• Aaron Grain (actor)
• Wally Houn (actor)
• Ernie Hudson (actor)
• Matthew Perry (actor)
• Daniel Lee Robertson III (actor)
• Marty Ronaghan (actor)
• Pete Seadon (actor)
• Marty Antonini (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama

Taglines:

No one believed in them. Except him.

Quotes:

Ron Clark: New York public schools are desperate for good teachers. Newspaper says they're begging for them. Dad, every year I tell my students to go for what they want in life - dream big, take risks. It's time I start living up to my own words.

Ron Clark: Y'landa, good morning. Do you have a list of the public schools in Harlem?::Y'landa: Sure I do, baby. [Y'landa hands him the phonebook]::Ron Clark: Okay, thank you.::Y'landa: What do you want school listings for?::Ron Clark: I'm a teacher.::Y'landa: And you wanna teach - up in Harlem?::Ron Clark: Yes.::Y'landa: Well then, honey, you're gonna need something else. Personal injury lawyers. [she flips through the phone book] Cause once your white behind goes on up in there they be carrying you back up the same way you went in. What kind of foolishness is this? Going on up there and all trying to teach? You know you ain't gonna...::Ron Clark: Okay thank you.

Principal Turner: I have an opening in grade 3. If your credentials check out...::Ron Clark: You have an opening right here.::Principal Turner: No. Last year this class went through six different teachers before Christmas.::Ron Clark: Yes. Nobody wants them, and I do. So what's the problem?::Principal Turner: Test scores are very important to me; it's how I keep my job.::Ron Clark: I can start right now.::Principal Turner: You can start on Monday.

Principal Turner: These kids are at the bottom of the barrel.::Ron Clark: Don't talk about them like that.::Principal Turner: Now all I'm asking is for your students to pass.::Ron Clark: Oh every one of my students will pass.::Principal Turner: [inaudible, students commenting outside office] They can become someone else's problem.::Ron Clark: The problem isn't the kids. It's not even what they can achieve. The problem is what you expect them to achieve. You are setting the bar here. Why? Set it up here! They can make it.::Principal Turner: This community judges us by scores. Government funding judges us by scores. People who give me scores, they get my respect.::Ron Clark: Okay good. In May, they'll all test at grade level.::Principal Turner: [sighs] I don't see how that's possible.::Ron Clark: Excuse me. Did I say grade level? I meant above grade level.

Ron Clark: Hey Mr. Turner, this is fun!::Principal Turner: You really think it appropriate to do this with the students?::Ron Clark: Well, I'm certainly not gonna Double Dutch with you.

Marissa Vega: You got a job!::Ron Clark: Inner Harlem elementary. I'm gonna start meeting my kids tomorrow.::Marissa Vega: You might wanna hold on to this. It may be your last meal.::Ron Clark: Nah. They're gonna love me.

Shameika Wallace: Go to hell!

Badriyah: Everyone says we're losers, Mr Clark.::Ron Clark: You - are not - losers.

Pleasantville (1998)

Actors

• Jim Antonio (actor)
• Jason Behr (actor)
• Robin Bissell (actor)
• Weston Blakesley (actor)
• Marc Blucas (actor)
• Adam Carter (actor)
• Kevin Connors (actor)
• Jeff Daniels (actor)
• Gerald Emerick (actor)
• John Ganun (actor)
• Dan Gillies (actor)
• James Keane (actor)
• Don Knotts (actor)
• J. Patrick Lawlor (actor)
• Giuseppe Andrews (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Nothing Is As Simple As Black And White.
Pleasantville - It's Just Around the Corner

Quotes:

David: They're happy like this.::Jennifer: No, David. Nobody's happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.

Betty Parker: Mary Sue?::Jennifer: Yeah?::Betty Parker: What goes on up at Lover's Lane?::Jennifer: What do you mean?::Betty Parker: Well, you hear these things lately... kids spending so much time up there. Uh, is it holding hands? That kind of thing?::Jennifer: Yeah! That and...::Betty Parker: What?::Jennifer: It doesn't matter.::Betty Parker: No, I wanna know.::Jennifer: Well, sex.::Betty Parker: Oh. What's sex?

Jennifer: I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old.

Jennifer: And I still don't see why we're doing this!::David: Because we're supposed to be in school.::Jennifer: We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed to be in color!::David: [placatingly] Okay, okay, okay.::Jennifer: God!

George Parker: Where's my dinner?

[after Mary Sue explains to Betty about sex]::Jennifer: Are you okay?::Betty Parker: Um, yes. It's, uh, just that your father would never do anything like that.::Jennifer: Ahhhh.::Betty Parker: Mmm.::Jennifer: Well, you know, Mom, there are other ways to enjoy yourself... without Dad.

Big Bob: Everybody really likes you, George.::George Parker: Oh. Well...::Big Bob: No! They do! And it's not just 'cause you're a good bowler. It's 'cause people respect you!

Skip: Hiya, Bud!::David: Hiya, Skip!::Skip: Hiya, Bud!::David: Hiya, Skip!::Skip: Bud, can I ask you a question?::David: Sure.::Skip: Well, if I was to go up to your sister... What I mean is, if I was to go up to Mary Sue...::David: Oh my God... are we in that episode?

Jennifer: Hey, can I ask you a question?::David: Sure.::Jennifer: How come I'm still in black and white?::David: What?::Jennifer: I've had, like, ten times as much sex as the rest of these girls, and I still look like this. I mean, they spend, like, an hour in the back seat of some car and all of a sudden they're in Technicolor?::David: I don't know. Maybe it's not just the sex.

David's Mom: When your father was here, I used to think, "This was it. This is the way it was always going to be. I had the right house. I had the right car. I had the right life."::David: There is no right house. There is no right car.::David's Mom: God, my face must be a mess.::David: It looks great.::David's Mom: Honey, it's really sweet of you, but I'm sure it does not look "great."::David: Sure it does. Come here.::David's Mom: I'm 40 years old. I mean, it's not supposed to be like this.::David: It's not supposed to be anything. Hold still.::David's Mom: How'd you get so smart all of a sudden?::David: [long slow smile] I had a good day.

Red Rock West (1993)

Actors

• Robert Beecher (actor)
• Nicolas Cage (actor)
• Timothy Carhart (actor)
• Dale Gibson (actor)
• Robert Guajardo (actor)
• Dennis Hopper (actor)
• Vance Johnson (actor)
• Jeff Levine (actor)
• Bobby Joe McFadden (actor)
• Ted Parks (actor)
• Peter Kevin Quinn (actor)
• Craig Reay (actor)
• Michael Ruud (actor)
• Shawn Michael Ryan (actor)
• Robert Apel (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

Taglines:

...All Roads Lead To Intrigue.
Where nothing is as it seems.

Quotes:

Lyle: You must be Suzanne. You look pretty enough to eat.

Lyle: Don't piss on the seat, even if they did. It's bad luck.

[last lines]::Michael Williams: Adios, Red Rock.

Lyle: [Eats a sandwich belonging to a man he just shot in the forehead] Mm... it's TURKEY!... one of my favorites.

Michael Williams: The story of my life.

Lyle: [Hitman Lyle from Dallas finds Michael laying down in the middle of the road] What the fuck are you doing?::Michael Williams: My car broke down.::Lyle: Where? I don't see a car.::Michael Williams: It's just over that ridge.::Lyle: 'Just over that ridge', huh? Well you're one lucky son of a bitch, aren't you? If I hadn't had my brakes just done, I'd be picking your brains out of my radiator. Fuck.::Michael Williams: Look, I hate to ask you this, but do you think you could give me a ride?::Lyle: I don't know. You're not dangerous, are you?

Suzanne: Have you ever been married?::Michael Williams: No.::Suzanne: It does strange things to people.

Truck Driver: [points gun at Michael's head] Does that tickle? 'Cause it won't if I pull the trigger! What the hell are you doing on my truck?::Michael Williams: Sorry boss, I didn't mean to scare 'ya.::Truck Driver: [Smiles and points the gun closer] Do I look scared to you? What the hell are you doing on my truck?::Michael Williams: I was just trying to ditch my old lady.::Truck Driver: You were WHAT?::Michael Williams: Yeah, she caught me in the barn, and I wasn't supposed to be there, and she started sproutin' horns and shit.::Truck Driver: Bullshit. Bullshit. [cocks gun and smiles] Look at that uncontrolled response to bullshit. I hate it when that happens!::Michael Williams: Yeah, I don't like it either, but I had to get the hell out of there.::Truck Driver: So you just climbed up on my truck?::Michael Williams: Yeah.::Truck Driver: That's kind of stupid, isn't it?::Michael Williams: Yeah, well, you haven't met my wife. She's spooky.::Truck Driver: Yeah? Yeah? You're lying to me. Get off my truck. Come on, get off. [truck driver goes back inside his vehicle and offers Michael a lift]::Michael Williams: [Michael climbs off the truck] Oh, man.

Lyle: Wayne? She got away. The cowboy was here, they got the jump on me.::Wayne: Do you know where they went?::Lyle: Hell, no. How could I? I've been staring at my eyelids for the last hour and a half.

Man Descending (1990)

Actors

• Damir Andrei (actor)
• John Boylan (actor)
• Bernard Leman (actor)
• Ian McPherson (actor)
• David Watson (actor)
• Timm Zemanek (actor)
• Patricia Cancilla (actress)
• Marika Daciuk (actress)
• Zahava Robins (actress)
• Melanie Scarr (actress)
• Judy Silver (actress)
• Alison Fisher (producer)
• Neil Grieve (producer)
• Sharon Lackie (producer)
• Raymond Lorenz (producer)

Genres

• Short

Quotes:

[opening narration]::Ed: [sitting on a toilet, fully clothed, drinking Scotch whiskey] It's New Year's Eve, and I've been oiling myself all afternoon, in expectation of the party I'd rather not attend. Since Scotch is regarded as a fine social lubricant, I've attempted, to the best of my ability, to get lubricated. Somehow, I feel, it hasn't worked. Ever since I was sacked from my job in the china department at Eton's for habitual uncooperativeness, I've had the crazy feeling that my life is somehow over. Well, not over, exactly. But I can't seem to shake the idea that I peaked somewhere along the line, and I'm now descending.

Pretty Woman (1990)

Actors

• Reed Anthony (actor)
• Bill Applebaum (actor)
• Hank Azaria (actor)
• Daniel Bardol (actor)
• Mychael Bates (actor)
• Ralph Bellamy (actor)
• Marvin Braverman (actor)
• Frank Campanella (actor)
• John David Carson (actor)
• James Patrick Dunne (actor)
• Bruce Eckstut (actor)
• Abdul Salaam El Razzac (actor)
• Hector Elizondo (actor)
• R.C. Everbeck (actor)
• Jason Alexander (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Who knew it was so much fun to be a hooker?
She walked off the street, into his life and stole his heart.

Quotes:

[first lines]::Magician at party: No matter what they say, it's all about money. So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a savings and loan officer. Watch - one, two, three; see, you've got it all, and we've got nothing. You've got all four, take a look.

[last lines]::Happy Man: Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.

Vivian: I want the fairy tale.

Vivian: Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!

[Kit is trying to cheer up Vivian]::Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.::Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella

Vivian: So, what's your name?::Edward Lewis: Edward.::Vivian: Really? That's my favorite name in the whole world.

[At the beginning of the evening]::Vivian: In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

[after negotiating three thousand dollars]::Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.::Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.

Edward Lewis: You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.

Vivian: I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?

Howard, Don Filmography

• Slacker 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Snuff Movie Academic

Howard Filmography

• Welcome to Reality
  2008, role: actor , character name: Clancy

Howard, Don Filmography

• Eleanor and Franklin: The White House Years
  1977, role: actor , character name: Elliot Roosevelt
• Mahogany
  1975, role: actor , character name: Dress Manufacturer