Joe Torre: Curveballs Along the Way (1997)

Actors

• Matt Birman (actor)
• Rummy Bishop (actor)
• Dick Callahan (actor)
• Demo Cates (actor)
• Eugene Clark (actor)
• Robert Collins (actor)
• Will Corno (actor)
• Howard Dell (actor)
• Aidan Devine (actor)
• Michael Filipowich (actor)
• Barry Flatman (actor)
• Michael Fletcher (actor)
• Diego Fuentes (actor)
• Marvin Ishmael (actor)
• Walter Alza (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• Sport

Taking Care of Business (1990)

Actors

• Tony Auer (actor)
• Chris Barnes (actor)
• James Belushi (actor)
• Michael Blue (actor)
• Bert Blyleven (actor)
• Joe Bratcher (actor)
• Andre Rosey Brown (actor)
• Burke Byrnes (actor)
• Ron Chenier (actor)
• Baldo Dal Ponte (actor)
• Buddy Daniels (actor)
• John de Lancie (actor)
• Stanley DeSantis (actor)
• Hector Elizondo (actor)
• Andrew Amador (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Jimmy finally got a new life. Trouble is, it's somebody else's.
Jimmy Dworski Finally Got a Life... Somebody Else's!
Who says you have to play by the rules?!
You are who you pretend to be.

Quotes:

Jimmy Dworski: Just give me my reward and I'm outta here.::Spencer Barnes: Reward, are you crazy? I should sue you for everything you've got!::Jimmy Dworski: I'd like to see that. I got nothing.

[pretending to be Spencer Barnes while making a toast during a business meeting]::Jimmy Dworski: A toast on that the Cubs may win the World Series... , and big tits.

Ted Bradford Jr.: Spencer... Toast.::Jimmy Dworski: Yeah... A toast! To the Cubs winning the world series!... and to big tits!

Jimmy Dworski: It's the Cubs in the World Series - it's a dream of mine, sir.::Warden Toolman: I know, I know,I know, I know, all right. I am not gonna stand in the way of anybody's dream, Jimmy. I'll tell you what:::Jimmy Dworski: What?::Warden Toolman: If I sink this put, you can go. What do you think of that? Hmmm?::Jimmy Dworski: I think you should keep your head down, arms straight, drop your shoulder, concentrate, focus, think of the hole, GET the ball in the hole!::Warden Toolman: Smell the hot dogs now, Jimmy. The crack of the bat; the roar of the crowd; you can order your tickets now, Jim.::[the ball misses the hole by a mile]

Jimmy Dworski: Half a day. Just a half a day. I'll make it up when I come back. I'll give you 2 weeks.::Warden Toolman: [Shakes head no as if struggling with the decision]::Jimmy Dworski: OK OK I'll give you 2 weeks solitary.::Warden Toolman: [Nods yes] No can do.::Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! Lighten up, will ya? This game is SO important to me. It REALLY is. Come on this is just a minimum security prison, for Christ's sake!::[Warden and guard look up as if offended]::Jimmy Dworski: I mean a MAXIMUM minimum security prison - it's a tough prison, though.::Warden Toolman: Take away his TV priveleges.::Jimmy Dworski: Aw, COME ON! You can't take away my TV! I GOTTA watch the game. Come on - please don't be an asshole, all right?::Warden Toolman: Did you call me an asshole?::Jimmy Dworski: [to guard] Did I say "asshole"? I didn't call him an asshole, did I?::Prison Guard: Yep.::Warden Toolman: Take away everyone's TV priveleges, and let them know whose fault it is. NO ONE is gonna watch the game!::Jimmy Dworski: No - you can't... You can't!::Warden Toolman: NO ONE!::Jimmy Dworski: I didn't mean to call you an asshole - that's not what I meant! I meant assWIPE! You're an assWIPE! [to guards] And you - you LOOK like an asshole! And you look like another asshole!

Spencer Barnes: I've worked HARD to work this hard!

Jewel Bentley: That was the best safe sex I've ever had!::Jimmy Dworski: That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days!

Spencer Barnes: [inside the prison] Look me up when you get out.::Jimmy Dworski: OK. I get out in about 20 minutes.::Spencer Barnes: In that case, forget it.

Jimmy Dworski: [after entering the mansion for the first time after finding the key and alarm codes in the filofax] Wow! I'm on fucking Dynasty!

Torres, Joe Filmography

• Ang anak ni Brocka
  2005, role: actor

Torre, Joe Filmography

• Marvin Hamlisch: What He Did for Love
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Knuckleball!
  2012, role: actor , character name: Managed Phil Niekro, 1982-83
• The Curious Case of Curt Flood
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stand Up to Cancer
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2009 MLB All-Star Game
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ted Williams
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bluetopia: The LA Dodgers Movie
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Everyone's Hero
  2006, role: actor , character name: Yankees' Manager
• 9/11/03: A Day in the Life of New York
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• History Rings True: Red Sox Opening Day Ring Ceremony
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Nine Innings from Ground Zero
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season of the 2004 Boston Red Sox
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Yankees Manager
• 2004 MLB All-Star Game
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - AL Manager: New York Yankees
• Reverse of the Curse of the Bambino
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hollywood Pinstripes
  2003, role: actor
• The Tim McCarver Show
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - Guest
• 2002 MLB All-Star Game
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - AL Manager: New York Yankees
• Analyze That
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2001 MLB All-Star Game
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - AL Manager, New York Yankees
• 2001 World Series
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Here's to You, Charlie Brown: 50 Great Years
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2000 MLB All-Star Game
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself - AL Manager: New York Yankees
• 2000 Official World Series
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 1999 MLB All-Star Game
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 1998 MLB All-Star Game
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself - AL Coach: New York Yankees
• Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 1997 MLB All-Star Game
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself - AL Manager: New York Yankees
• 1992 MLB All-Star Game
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Coach
• Taking Care of Business
  1990, role: actor , character name: Joe Torre
• 1973 MLB All-Star Game
  1973, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL First Baseman
• 1972 MLB All-Star Game
  1972, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Third Baseman
• 1971 MLB All-Star Game
  1971, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Third Baseman
• 1970 MLB All-Star Game
  1970, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Catcher
• 1967 MLB All-Star Game
  1967, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Catcher
• 1966 MLB All-Star Game
  1966, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Catcher
• 1965 MLB All-Star Game
  1965, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Catcher
• 1964 MLB All-Star Game
  1964, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Catcher

Torres, Joe Filmography

• Country Bares
  2003, role: actor

Famous quotes by Joe Torre:

"I don't apologize for taking seven Yankees. I think they all have numbers that make their choice appropriate. ... I'd like to be a little greedy here."

"That's what it's all about. You need 25 guys to contribute."

"It's good for the game. It's bad for my stomach."

"Every year, there's going to be someone who's going to be a thorn in your side. This year, it's the Devil Rays. You look at their record lately, and it's not too shabby. They've always had talented people."

"A-Rod is pretty special,"

"[The Yankees have 26 games left, all of them against AL East teams. Only the Red Sox, whom they play six times, are above .500.] We have confidence in our abilities, ... Now it's just up to us to play well."

"Jason has come up in situations and you say, 'We need a home run' and he's hit one. That's storybook stuff."

"It's time to properly honor the Yankees' place in this country's history and create a true Monument Valley large enough for all Americans to see. The Magnificent Seven will join the original four just as soon as someone can figure out a way to carve a 40-foot-high Yogi face."

"Either you give me what I demand, or I'll take what you're offering!"

"When we lost, I couldn't sleep at night. When we win, I can't sleep at night. But, when you win, you wake up feeling better."

"It's huge. You win the first game of the series, you want to win the series."

"It's something you hope doesn't happen. When you sign on to do a job, you hope you'll be able to get it done. But that's not always in your control."