Simeone, Diego Filmography

• The Story of Football
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Treble
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Man Utd v Inter

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Taxman - Beatles
• Taxman - The Beatles
• Taximann - Marius Müller Westernhagen
• Taxman - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
• Taxman - George Harrison
• Taxman - Saga
• Taxman - Lucky Dube
• Taxman - Stevie Ray Vaughan
• Taxman - Power Station
• Taxman - Junior Parker
• Dixie Man - Forester Sisters

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

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Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Taxman!
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
Don't ask me what I want it for (Aahh Mr. Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more (Aahh Mr. Heath)
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me
Taxman!

Die Uhr zeigt Mitternacht
die Kneipe hat zugemacht
ich bin ganz schön betrunken
ich hat' mit Katrin krach
ich halt' ein Taxi an und gebe
die Adresse lallend an
er guckt mich blöde an, der Taximann
doch dann, dann fährt er an
Ich möcht' ne Zigarette
wenn ich bloß eine hätte
der Taxifahrer raucht nicht
da mach ich jede wette
im Aschenbecher ist ne Kippe
in meinem Suff steck ich sie an
ich zieh' den Rauch tief ein
jetzt ist mir etwas besser
ich fang' zu singen an
Nun fahr schon los,
ich will nach hause, Taximann
fahr etwas schneller
und halt nicht dauernd an
Das fand er gar nicht gut
er bremst hart, voller Wut
er sagt kurz: Fünfmarkfünfundsechzig
ich geb's ihm, er tippt an seinen Hut
und ich steh wieder auf der Straße
es regnet obendrein
ich tapse in die Pfützen
ich fühl mich wie Gene Kelly
und sing so laut ich kann
Nun fahr schon los,
ich will nach hause, Taximann
fahr etwas schneller
und halt nicht dauernd an
Polizeirevier ich hätt' so gern ein Bier
ein Bulle fragt:
was ham' Sie sich dabei gedacht,
mein Lieber
ich zieh' die Schultern hoch und glotze
so wie man halt besoffen glotzt
und fange wieder an, mein Lied zu singen
so laut, wie ich nur kann:
Nun fahr schon los,
ich will nach hause, Taximann
fahr etwas schneller
und halt nicht dauernd an

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
(If you drive a car, car)
I'll tax the street
(If you try to sit, sit)
I'll tax your seat
(If you get too cold, cold)
I'll tax the heat
(If you take a walk, walk)
I'll tax your feet
(Taxman)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
Don't ask me what I want it for
(Ha ha, Mr. Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more
(Ha ha, Mr. Heath)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
Now my advice for those who die
(Taxman)
Declare the pennies on your eyes
(Taxman)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you
nineteen for me
Couse I'm the taxman
Yeh! I'm the taxman
Should be fixe percent
appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Couse I'm the taxman
Yeh! I'm the taxman
Yeh! I'm the taxman
Oh! I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me.
If you drive a car
I'll tax the street
If you try to see
I'll tax you seet
If you get too cold
I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk
I'll tax your feet
Taxman!
Don't ask me
what I want it for
Ha, ha, Mister Clinton
If you don't wanna pay some more
Ha, Ha, Mister Kohl.
So my advice
for those who die
Declare the pennies
on your eyes
Couse I'm the taxman
Yeh! I'm the taxman
Yeh! I'm the taxman
Oh! I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me.
You say it's your Birthday

I pay my gardener
To clean up my garden
I pay my doctor
To check out da other ting
I pay my lawyer
To fight for my rights
And I pay my bodyguard
To guard my body
There' s only one man I pay
But I don' t know what I' m paying for
I' m talking about the taxman
I' m talking about the taxman
I' m talking about the taxman
What have you done for me lately
Mr Taxman
What have you done for me lately
Mr Taxman
What have you done for me lately
Mr Taxman
What have you done for me lately
Mr Taxman
You take from the rich
Take from the poor
You even take from me
Can' t understand it now
I pay for the police
To err, I don' t know why
'Cause if my dollar was good enough
There wouldn't be so much crime
In the streets
They tell me you're a fat man
And you always take and never give
What have you done for me lately
Mr Taxman
What have you done for me lately
Mr Taxman
What have you done for me lately
Mr Taxman

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small?
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold, I'll tax your heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Taxman
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Now my advice for those who die
Declare those pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for nobody, yes but me
I mean over time, Sundays, holidays

let me tell you how it will be
there's one for you nineteen for me
cos i'm the taxman, yeah i'm the taxman
should five percent appear too small
be thankful i don't take it all
cos i'm the taxman, yeah i'm the taxman
if you drive a car i'll tax the street
if you try to sit i'll tax your seat
if you get too cold i'll tax the heat
if you take a walk i'll tax your feet
taxman
cos i'm the taxman, yeah i'm the taxman
don't ask me what i want it for
(taxman mr clinton)
if you don't want to pay some more
(taxman vat)
cos i'm the taxman, yeah i'm the taxman
and my advice for those who die
(taxman)
declare the pennies on your eyes
(taxman)
cos i'm the taxman, yeah i'm the taxman
and you're working for no-one but me

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you and nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yes, I'm the taxman
(That man is rough; now dig this)
Should five per cent appear too small
Just be thankful I don't take it all
(Taxman is something else, isn't he?)
'Cause I'm the taxman, yes, I'm the taxman
(Now dig this)
If you drive a truck, I'll tax the street
If you try to fix it, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk (now this is awful). I'll tax your feet
'Cause I'm the taxman
This is awful
Now don't ask me what it's for
If you don't wanna pay, pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman, yes, I'm the taxman
(Now dig this)
Now my advice for those who die
(This is awful)
Beware of the pennies on your eyes
'Cause I'm the taxman, yes, I'm the taxman
And you're working for me and no one but me
The taxman is rough
He come and get you any time he wanna
Do you believe he come and get your old lady?

They buy you dinner, open your door
Other then that, what are they good for?
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men
They all want a girl just like the girl
That married dear old dad they make me so mad
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men
Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men
They love their toysthey make their noise
They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys
Men! I'm talking 'bout men
If you give 'em what they want, they never fall in love
Don't give 'em nothin' they can't get enough
Men! I'm talking 'bout men
Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men
In the beginning they always aim to please
They serve a purposethey fill a need
They ensure survival of the species
They take you for a ride, run of gas
Most of the time they're a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men
Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you
You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em
Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men
Silver tongue devils
Well, they're lying through their teeth
Saying anything
Just to sweep you off your feet
Ooh yeah, men! talkin' 'bout men