Slim Slam Slum (2002)

Actors

• Jorge Ballarin (actor)
• Marcelino Ballarin (actor)
• Nicolas Barbano (actor)
• Nicky Bozovic (actor)
• Tommy Bredsted (actor)
• Bent Conradi (actor)
• Gazelle Djafari (actor)
• Kasper Gaardsøe (actor)
• Henrik Hansen (actor)
• Lennert Rune Hansen (actor)
• Ralle Hansen (actor)
• Sohail A. Hassan (actor)
• Uffe Hector (actor)
• Uffe Hector (actor)
• Bent Andersen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Music

Taglines:

Just a normal day is more twisted, than you believe

Quotes:

VVS Mand: Hi, there! Wut Wut! Top of the morning to you!

VVS Mand: Well, if this doesn't help in the count of a minute. Then I'll have to goddamn break down the whole can.::Slam: But, how come our new 12 dollar plunger doesn't work a shit?::VVS Mand: I'll tell you why my friend. Because the plunger I have here is actually 15 to 20 times more powerful than that. Feel it by yourself.::VVS Mand: 15 to 20 times more powerful than that piece of crap! Look at it! It's useless!

VVS Mand: [after fixing Slim, Slam and Slum's toilet] [happy] There. That ought to do it.::Slum: Great, dude. Now we can shit again.::VVS Mand: Wait, wait, and hold your horses... [throws a big clump of toilet paper in the WC] ...we have to do the test first.::Slim: Erhh, what kind of test?::VVS Mand: [points at the paperclump in the WC] That one. If it can't take that, we have a very serious problem. And then you'll have the pleasure of my company several times. And you wouldn't want that, would you?::VVS Mand: [the test is working, and the toilet is now fin] [happy] We goddamn did it, boys.

Slim: What about the bill. How much is it?::VVS Mand: 100 bucks!::Slam: 100 bucks?::VVS Mand: No reason to panic. I'll send it by mail.

Slam: [Slim and Slam is sitting in the couch, and playing Tekken 3 on Playstation] Again! Yeah, man!::Slim: Damn! Arrgh!::[pause]::Slim: Gotcha your junkie, man! Did ya see that?::Slam: Fuck you, man! Have a circle kick!::Slim: No!

Slum: [sitting on the toilet] Hey, Slam? Did you read that Robert Crumb moved to Southern France?::Slam: Nah.

Slum: [after looking their nasty fridge] I'll get some sugar from Ulla the Healer! We never have a goddamn shit, in this hash-cottage.

Windjammer (1937)

Actors

• John Bagni (actor)
• Stanley Blystone (actor)
• Jack Cheatham (actor)
• Kernan Cripps (actor)
• Lester Dorr (actor)
• Lester Dorr (actor)
• Brandon Evans (actor)
• Sam Flint (actor)
• Jerry Frank (actor)
• Gavin Gordon (actor)
• Frank Hagney (actor)
• William Hall (actor)
• Ben Hendricks Jr. (actor)
• Al Herman (actor)
• Al Baffert (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Crime
• Drama
• Romance
• Sport

Taglines:

Mighty Adventure . . . Glorious Romance !
CAPTURED BY GUN RUNNERS!
Adrift at sea! At grips with a desperate band of ocean outlaws!
Teriffic excitement every minute as your favorite out-door star leaps into flying action!

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Slum - 2 Fast 2 Furious Soundtrack

(Tity Boi Talking)
They'll like this here
It's time to represent the slums
Know what I mean
2-0(yeah)
Tit (bitch)
Shawnna (yeah)
(Bitch)
[Verse 1]
(I -20)
2-0 get it right from the get go
Go broke fuck around pull the kit closed
Talking shit in the dec here the clip go
Sit down smoke dro I'm a let tit flow
(Tity Boi)
This is for my nigga Bo locked in the pen
Done sold caine and even raised his kids
My folks in the holodome even know
I'm know where in the world bin Ladin is
(Shawnna)
Slow down yall why did them niggaz want some
and we a show them motherfuckers they'll get some
I'm from the city of shitty niggaz and big girls
Til we met tit and shawnna bring them the big thugs
(I-20)
Luda Fate Tity Ho I'm the Southside
Face down ass up with her mouth wide
You know the drill slangin pills tryna get green
I'm 2-0 but got a m-16
[Chorus]
(T) Slums
(I&S;) all them niggaz and them bitches with there own ends
(T) Slums
(I&S;) who riding cutless and them caddies on them grown men
(T) Slums
(I&S;) who's in the trap and make them papers till the folks come
(T) Slums
(I&S;) You know that they'll never change unless they owe something
[Verse 2]
(Tity Boi)
I'm like this corner I gotta stay bent
I need every quarter I gotta pay rent
I see you nigga you got fans and shit
But you gotta stop shakin and get your dancin ???
(Shawnna)
She hit a motherfucker straight up of the block serving rocks
Trying to get in my socks before the cops see
And if a nigga wanna take it to the glocks wanna shock
Quicker then a motherfuckers wanna pop me
(I-20)
Keep it chill what you know about Scottsdale
Even late fighting pits and the glocks tale
Mack 10's church preachers even cops tell
And now he pleading over bread cuz the block fell
(Tity Boi)
When I was dead broke I didn't like postas
stuntin round me might stunt your growth
Draw down on four pound on
Pick shawnnas ass from up off the ground holmes
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
(Shawnna)
I wish a mothefucker would try to come test a bitch
In the back ty's niggaz wanna base a bitch
It's them Cadillac trucks and them lexesus
And cant none you niggaz stand next to this
(I-20)
Drug dealer legend in my own time
Nike signs happy faces and the whole nine
Pop pills pop pussy poppin crist nigga
Lil fate I double ludacris nigga
(Tity Boi)
I'm like fuck everysingle free-throw
Even tho I might nigga wit a pink toe
The game is fast but the cash is slow
Why they wanna come to tit like he know
(Shawnna)
You go down the block in that black 6-4
Smoking that stuff in the pack that tit bought
Project niggaz with project flow
Slum ass niggaz wit them slum ass hoes
[Chorus]