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Tumhay her other suit say love hojaye ga- [stop it. Stop this language, please]
Editing is such a frustrating task 
Okay. I have to meet my editor in the morning. Go away, everyone. Shoo.
Tarar writing essay "Myself" "@M_Tarar: being mean is fun. is also my default mode."
Saddest tweet EVER. Shattered. "@faridalvie: @mahobili even novels have plots. it's a unfair."
Why am I not dead yet? Because I have a religious duty to kill @mairahashmi
Agar tum mr jao kitab likh maaren gai hum *singing* "@mahobili: Before I die, I must write my book "Life Without a Corner Plot" -"
You guys are so insensitive and bitter. What you know. You all have plots.
And don't you dare let Sultana apa and Momina Duraid make a drama on my corner plot book. Ajeeb tamasha hai.
Before I die, I must write my book "Life Without a Corner Plot" -
Jab se TuQ Canada gaye hain wahan ke auraton ne chhat pe apne kapray sukhana chor diye hain kiunke wo HAR CHEEZ se toppi bana letay hain
Plastic ki kursi pe thori dair tak beth jao tou kamar MATHS KI COPY ban jati hai
Bilawel bhutto ke liye mera tottka ye hai ke beta Pepper spray hamesha jaib mai lekar ghooma karo, log theek nahi hain..
Jahan aap har larki ko DM kar rhe hain yani twitter. RT “@adeelraja: Zubaida apa kahan cooking show kar rahe hein aaj kal?”
In all seriousness, a 10 kanal house could solve so many problems of my life.
Been sleeping anywhere, everywhere.
If I had a choice, I would have brought evolution instead revolution by evolving into a dolphin. Immi would have been a laggar baggar.
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