The Beckhams Go to Hollywood (2007)

Actors

• Andy Harmer (actor)
• Jeffrey Jolson-Colburn (actor)
• Jabari Jones (actor)
• Iain Lee (actor)
• Johnny Francis Wolf (actor)
• Johnny Francis Wolf (actor)
• Leslie Alnes (actress)
• Camilla Shadbolt (actress)
• Delilah Seale (producer)
• Chris Bunker (miscellaneous crew)
• Brett Meyer (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy

I Am Bob (2007)

Actors

• Ronnie Beharry (actor)
• Ian Beyts (actor)
• Steve Bick (actor)
• Ron Burrage (actor)
• Adam Chetwood (actor)
• Brian Conley (actor)
• Trevor Cooper (actor)
• Gareth Corke (actor)
• Calvin Cowen (actor)
• Robert Dearle (actor)
• Pete Dunwell (actor)
• Steve Elson (actor)
• Bob Geldof (actor)
• Alistair Hamer (actor)
• David Bamber (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

Sir. Saint. Sinner.

Sven: The Coach, the Cash and His Lovers (2006)

Actors

• Mike Crump (actor)
• Andy Harmer (actor)
• James Hurn (actor)
• Spike Jefferson (actor)
• Myles Whittingham (actor)
• Claudia Coulter (actress)
• David Aukin (producer)
• Alison Jackson (producer)
• Alice Perman (producer)
• Hal Vogel (producer)
• Alison Jackson (writer)
• Tom Rawsthorne (writer)
• Alison Jackson (director)
• Andy Kemp (editor)

Genres

• Comedy

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Actors

• John Barnes (actor)
• David Beckham (actor)
• Ace Bhatti (actor)
• Ameet Chana (actor)
• Saraj Chaudhry (actor)
• Simon Clifford (actor)
• Amerjit Deu (actor)
• Ray Donn (actor)
• Trey Farley (actor)
• Tanveer Ghani (actor)
• Kulvinder Ghir (actor)
• Ryan Giggs (actor)
• Alan Hansen (actor)
• Andy Harmer (actor)
• Imran Ali (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance
• Sport

Taglines:

Who wants to cook Aloo Gobi when you can bend a ball like Beckham?
A winning comedy.
Don't call Them Chicks!
An Indian girl born to play soccer for England
Sometimes, to follow your dreams... you've got to bend the rules!

Quotes:

Joe: Where do you normally play?::Jess: In the park.::Joe: No... I meant what position?

Paula: All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!

Wedding Guest: Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.

[explaining to Joe how she got the large burn scar on her thigh that makes her shy of wearing shorts]::Jess: I was eight. My mum was working overtime at Heathrow. And I was trying to cook beans on toast. And I jumped up to the grill to get the toast. And my trousers caught light so my sister put me in the bath, poured cold water over me and pulled them off. And half my skin came off too.::Joe: Sorry.::Jess: I know - it put me off beans on toast for life.

Paula: Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.

Video Man: Eyes down. Don't smile. Indian bride never smiles. You'll ruin the bloody video.

Joe: Look, Jess. I saw it. She fouled you. She tugged your shirt. You just overreacted, that's all.::Jess: That's not all. She called me a Paki. But I guess that's something you wouldn't understand.::Joe: Jess, I'm Irish. Of course I understand what that feels like.

Paula: Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!

Wedding Guest (older woman): She's not Lebanese, she's Punjabi!

[Re: Jesminder's breasts]::Dressmaker: Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangos!

Sport Relief (2002)

Actors

• Nicholas R. Bailey (actor)
• Gary Beadle (actor)
• Frank Bruno (actor)
• Bernard Butler (actor)
• Les Dennis (actor)
• David Dickinson (actor)
• Rio Ferdinand (actor)
• Stephen Fry (actor)
• Gareth Gates (actor)
• Nick Hancock (actor)
• Austin Healey (actor)
• John Inverdale (actor)
• Patrick Kielty (actor)
• Gary Lineker (actor)
• James Alexandrou (actor)

Genres

• Sport

2DTV (2001)

Actors

• Jon Culshaw (actor)
• Jon Culshaw (actor)
• Jon Culshaw (actor)
• Jon Culshaw (actor)
• Jon Culshaw (actor)
• Mark Perry (actor)
• Jan Ravens (actress)
• Jan Ravens (actress)
• Jan Ravens (actress)
• Jan Ravens (actress)
• Jan Ravens (actress)
• Jan Ravens (actress)
• Jan Ravens (actress)
• Giles Pilbrow (producer)
• Jon Culshaw (actor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy

Quotes:

George W. Bush: I'm wonder woman. I'll deflect bullets with my arm bands. Shoot me general.::General: Don't tempt me Mr. President.

[it is a last supper scene with members of the Labour Party]::Prime Minister Tony Blair: And I say after you, my loyal people, I have lead my life, you know a man peace.::John Prescott: apart for all those wars.::Prime Minister Tony Blair: Yeah, well obviousry. Although I am persecuted, I am confident history will show me as the saviour of mankind.::David Blunkett: By the time Alistair Campbell's finished re-writing it.::Prime Minister Tony Blair: Yeah alright, what I did was at the bidding of a higher authoray.::[Cut to heaven, where we see George W. Bush as God]::President George W Bush: Hey look at me. I'm Santa Claus. HOO-HOO-HOO

Prime Minister Tony Blair: But on this night, one of you will betray me for thirty peaces of silver.::Gordon Brown: That's rubbish Tony. I got forty. Anyway shall we eat?::Prime Minister Tony Blair: I have orderd five loaves of fishes, enough to feed the five thousand...::[We hear a belch, and see John Prescott with a fish bone sticking out of his mouth]::John Prescott: Well it was a nice starter.::[clutches stomach]::John Prescott: Feels like a second coming. Gang way!

Sven: [about Wayne Rooney] He is young. He is learning.

General: Schwarzenegger.::George W. Bush: Shoreenagore.::General: No, Schwarzenegger.::George W. Bush: Mr. Shcwanangor.::General: (sighs)::[Arnold Schwarzenegger enters]::General: Mr President, Governer Schwarzenegger.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, check it out [pats Bush's head] I'm patting Bush.::George W. Bush: Mr Schwalanalananger.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, now I'm stroking Bush.::[both snigger]::General: May God have mercy on us all.

[it is far into the future]::Tony Blair: Uh, so guys, any signs of the weapons of mass destruction yet?::[awkward pause]

[repeated line]::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Just a little bit of harmless fun.

George W. Bush: My daddy started the gulf war. I continued it. And now, my son, George Junior Junior will finish it. In about forty years time.

President George W Bush: General, call off the hunt for Bin Laden.::General: I thought we already had.::President George W Bush: I'm going to find him myself [ducks under his desk and reveales his Incredible outfit] with my incredible super hero powers, look i'm invisable where have I gone HEE! HEE!::General: Sir, I think you need help.::President George W Bush: You're right, meet Mr. Incredible::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Uhh... This costume is so incredibly tight! You can see my rinckle.::President George W Bush: No we can't!::Prime Minister Tony Blair: Ahh ha... And I'm you know Elastar Blair, I'll bend over backwards for you George [bends backwards and breaks his back] Ahh... me back!::Arnold Schwarzenegger: No I think it's... I'll be back!::President George W Bush: So 1 [points to himself] , 2 [points to Arnie] and 3 [points to Blair] , we just need a fourth.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah the speedy one!::Osama Bin Laden: [Digs into the White house] BWAHA! [pauses] Hang on, this isn't Hawaii [realises he's in the White house and screams and then runs]::President George W Bush: Hey he's fast lets use him!

[in the future, Arnie is president]::General: How do you take your coffee sir?::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Milk and two steroids.

Beckham, David Filmography

• The Secret Service
  2015, role: actor
• Daily Mirror: The Pride of Britain Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Nash
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• My Beautiful Game
  2013, role: actor
• The Class of 92
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Big Fat Quiz of the Year
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ali 70 from Las Vegas
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony: Isles of Wonder
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• London 2012 Olympics
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Greatest Footie Ads Ever
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2011 Do Something! Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 1:1 Thierry Henry
  2011, role: actor
• The Royal Wedding
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Wedding Guest
• TeenNick Halo Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Teen Choice Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Star Wars: Adidas Originals - Cantina 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sport Relief 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Almost Famous III
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• England's Worst Ever Football Team
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Goal! III
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Looking for Eric
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Teen Choice Awards 2009
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Blue Peter at 50
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 50 Greatest Families
  2008, role: actor , character name: The Beckham Family
• Madeleine, One Year On: Campaign for Change
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Junior Eurovision Song Contest
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Teen Choice Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Big Fat Quiz of the Year
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Concert for Diana
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• David Beckham: New Beginnings
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Peace One Day
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Goal II: Living the Dream
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Victoria Beckham: Coming to America
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Becks on Becks
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Zidane, un portrait du 21e siècle
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Be My Baby: The Girl Group Story
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Football Top 10 & Boxing Top 10
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Fame Review 2006
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• David Beckham: A Footballer's Story
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Live 8: A Bittersweet Symphony
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Death of Celebrity
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Goal!
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Greatest Before They Were Stars TV Moments
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 101 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Tied Place #1
• Partido por la esperanza
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Real, la película
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sport at Heart
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Alan Shearer Story
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Big Fat Quiz of the Year
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself

Beckham, David Filmography

• The Yesterday Machine
  1963, role: actor

Famous quotes by David Beckham:

"My life here is perfect and I'm happy at Real Madrid so of course I want to stay as long as I can."

"The club have said they want to talk to me about signing a new deal and I am very happy to do that,"

"We've been asked to do 'Playboy' together, me and Victoria, as a pair. I don't think I'll ever go naked, but I'll never say never."

"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7."

"The spotlight will always be on me, but it's something I'm learning to live with as the years go by."

"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."

"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had"

"We just didn't play to our potential,"

"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud."

"One thing will not change -- we will be going out to win."

"I always wanted to be a hairdresser."

"I'm a strong person, I'm a strong family man, I'm a strong husband and a strong father."

"I've felt a little tired, but I'm only 24. I love playing football. That's my job and that's what I love doing."

"There's room for boys' and girls' football in the world-that's what I believe."

"I like nice clothes, whether they're dodgy or not."

"I still look at myself and want to improve."

"Nothing amazes me anymore."

"Every situation has changed me as a person."

"My private life is perfect. If your private life and your life outside football is good, then it is good on the field for you."

"People react to criticism in different ways, and my way is definitely to come out fighting."