‘Ryan Gosling got someone pregnant and it's not me. Brazil you think you’re devastated…’

Then came a second outpouring of unbelievable grief.

No, not from the Dutch. But from Ryan Gosling fans, who were so distraught upon learning the news that the actor’s girlfriend Eva Mendes is pregnant with the couple’s first child that they could not contain their sadness.

The news, apparently confirmed by sources close to the couple to various publications – and seemingly by pregnancy oracle Ellen DeGeneres, too – was first broken after a report in US OK magazine, via an “insider”, claimed the actress was “seven months along”.

Mendes had taken to Ellen DeGeneres’ chat show earlier this year to dismiss early rumours after the star was seen – shock of all shocks – avoiding an airport scanner.

Needless to say, the confirmation was all too much. So Gosling fans decided to start a competing pity party all of their own.

Because their grief, Brazil, is bigger than yours, apparently. And they've got a hashtag to prove it.

Here are some of the most hysterical responses:

Brazil you think u are heartbroken and devastated well Ryan Gosling got someone pregnant and it's not me. #mypainisbiggerthanyoursbrazil

P Helena R (@P_Helena_R) July 9, 2014

Finding out Ryan Gosling is having a child with Eva Mendes. pic.twitter.com/a27Ndoflb2

Adam Davis (@amdhit) July 9, 2014

Take the pain of #Brazil's loss and multiply it by every ovary on Earth... Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are having a baby. #LetTheRiotsBegin

Lydia Cruz (@TheLydiaCruz) July 9, 2014

Not sure which is more heartbreaking: Brazil losing or Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes allegedly having a baby.

Ronnell Morris (@RonnellMorris) July 10, 2014

It's official Ryan Gosling has sperminated his Gf and is going to be a dad. Brazil's heartache has nothing on that of women everywhere.

Sam Wright (@IAmSamW) July 10, 2014

Ryan Gosling got a woman pregnant and it wasn't you. All of the ovaries weep today.

Lisa Barone (@LisaBarone) July 9, 2014

Ok, so Brazil got humiliated, Argentina is in the finals IN BRAZIL, Ryan Gosling is having baby.. I need a shoulder to cry on!!

Carolina Galli (@CarolinaGalliBM) July 10, 2014

Ryan Gosling is apparently going to be a father so now America knows the pain Brazil felt after their loss in the World Cup.

Macie Bentley (@maciebentley) July 10, 2014

Fact: there are more girls crying in the world right now over Ryan Gosling than people who cried in Brazil yesterday.

KCM (@kaleanamarkley) July 9, 2014

i'm sadder than brazil is over this ryan gosling news.

kathleen french (@frenchamnesty) July 9, 2014

Im so frustrated and sad right now. Brazil lost, my cat died, gaza under attack and now @RyanGosling is gonna have a baby with someone else!

KemKem (@kemarionnino) July 9, 2014

Ryan Gosling got Eva Mendes pregnant and this is how we should all feel collectively as a people: http://t.co/hk0644j4Rs

Z (@zara915) July 9, 2014

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are expecting their first child together. I ask that you please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) July 9, 2014

So, Eva Mendes is pregnant at 40, which hopefully means I have 5-6 years left to get pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s 2nd kid.

amelia (@xoamelia) July 9, 2014

But no, in all seriousness, Ryan Gosling having a baby?...... pic.twitter.com/jBpgorqFNa

abC (@Abigailcadogan) July 9, 2014

It's safe to say few had seen a social media reaction like it. At least since news that Gosling was single again was cruelly rubbished by his publicist in February.

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