The Bed Sitting Room (1969)

Actors

• Ronnie Brody (actor)
• Cecil Cheng (actor)
• Peter Cook (actor)
• Jimmy Edwards (actor)
• Marty Feldman (actor)
• Ronald Fraser (actor)
• Michael Hordern (actor)
• Roy Kinnear (actor)
• Chris Konyils (actor)
• Arthur Lowe (actor)
• Edward Malin (actor)
• Spike Milligan (actor)
• Dudley Moore (actor)
• Ralph Richardson (actor)
• Ronnie Brody (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

WE'VE GOT A BOMB ON OUR HANDS ( *BOMB - a motion picture so brilliantly funny it goes over most people's heads.)
"The Great Nuclear Misunderstanding Lasted 2 Minutes And 28 Seconds (including the peace treaty)"

Quotes:

Sergeant: [at various points in film, shouting out of police car] Keep moving!

Mate: And in come the three bears. The Daddy Bear said, "Who's been sleeping in my porridge?" - and the mummy bear said, "that's no porridge, that was my wife!"

Penelope: British? What a lot of use that is - we don't even know who's won the war!

Inspector: [part of long, mock Churchillian speech]... the lion shall lie down with the lamb, the goat shall give suck to the tiny bee...

Mother: [On being shown her own death certificate by the nurse] Well, you can't argue with it. I thought I was alive, but there it is in black and white... Do I lie down or something?

Mother: Get your hands out of my drawers!

Nigel: I hear the Pope's allowing contraceptives for all occasions, except during sexual intercourse.

Father: I always knew my inside leg would lead to power.

Bules Martin: My advice, charge twenty quid rent, be mindful of drafts...

Sergeant: Remember you're the electricity man for the whole nation.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Vans - The Pack
• I'm Shinin' - The Pack
• Candy - The Pack

[Hook]
[Young L]
Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers
Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers
Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers
U Wearin' coke whites cuz my vans look clean and
Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers
Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers
Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers
U Wearin' coke whites cuz my vans look clean
[Verse 1]
Got my vans on, finna out walk out the door
Put five on the grapes so u know i'm gon' blow
Got the new pack shoe, bought it right out the door
Holla at the dope girls, dope boys all GO...
Man, if u really tight, then u gotta get vans
See me in the club, bitch i'ma grown man
If u see me at a party, then it must be crack
Cost 36 dollars, all black, yes
Like my niggas may slap and we get clothes mayne
Fuck coke whites, cuz my vans fukkin gold
Got new top-siders finna fly like kites
Go to sleep in the day, go to parties at night
Man, i'm from B-town and all my niggas get like...
Man, we be sportin vans and we throw away Nikes
If u wanna get right, stop buyin those Nikes
Get some new fukkin vans and u'll bet u look icey...(hey)
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
I wear checkered vans the same color as snow (hey)
When Uno spit crack, the same color as coke (yes)
Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers
U wearin coke whites, but my vans are clean
They slip in and out real easy, like blunts
U can get different colors, like rainbows
Since 1966, Vans had set a trend
I got a blue pair, yea, in a size 10
Get ur grown man on, when u wear top-siders
Button ups and sweaters, equal attire
Either 1, 2 step
Yea, get ur boogie on
Go slide real quick, like you got skates on
They some punk rock shoes, so they get real dirty
Sole kinda thick, like a big booty chick
A big booty chick?... yea, thas what i said
36 dollars and ur cashin out for some vans (hey)
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
(Yea, Young L, lets go)
Yea, i'm raw nigga, wit my got damn vans on
Slip 'em off, slip 'em on, cuff in my pants,
So they don't get torn in the back
It's a punk rock shoe, with the logo in the back
Got the red ones laced up in a size 10
Got the all black vans on witta skull head
I GO...
Catch me in my vans goin dumb
At a function or a party, we gon' get this shyt started
They got all kinda vans, like checkered different colors
If u lace 'em pass the fourth hole, u some type of sucker
Once copped me a pair from the skateboard shop
Went home, they didn't fit, then i had re-cop
I give a fukk, yea ya boy rock slip ons
But I bet i'll snatch ur chick wit my got damn vans on
Holla at cha boy, but i can tell ya where i got these
Vans don't cost G's, real niggas wear these vans (yea...)
[Hook]
[Verse 4]
(Yea, yea, lets go...)
In my van shoes, but they look like sneakers
Yea, they old skool, like high-top Adidas
Now we gettin money, all these niggas wanna be us
But i don't give a fukk cuz my whole team see us
These niggas wouldn't bust a nut in a porno flick
Black on black, so they won't get dirty
Lookin like a grown man, feelin like i'm 'bout 30
Super official, Short blow the whistle
Talk to my pistol if u got an issue
Smokin' purple stuff, got my eyes all hazy
Play dat Young Stunna, dope girls go crazy
My vans go stupid, skitz-oh-manie
Better cuff ya chick, slip-ons get ladies
U can have them coke whites wit them dirty ass laces
Nigga, vans GO, all u lame niggas face it
But my vans lime green, yea, i'm flyer than a space ship

[Verse 1:]
Step Through The Do' She Peeking
I Need The Girl She Eyein'
She Want Me I Know It
My Neck Look Like It's Snowin'
I'ma Lonestar Like Texas
She On My Dick Like Magnums
Gold Wrappas Lil Sonny
Yellow Diamonds On My Chain Make My Neck Look Sunny
Never Bun B Vans On My Feet
Tiny Toon Tickles Shine Bright See The Teeth
Got Cheese Gotta Watch Out Fo' Rats
I'm Bigger Than The Mice So I Keep The Mouse Traps
A Lot of Snakes In My Hood Gotta Keep A Low Grass
Nicknamed "Jeff" 'Cause I'm Known Fo' Killin' Tracks
Bass Wood (Bass Wood) Punk Rock (Punk Rock)
Ice So Right All You Gotta Do Is Stop
[Chorus: x2]
Diamonds They Gleamin' I'm Icey They Cheesin' (Hey) Bitch I'm Shinin'
(Somebody's Watchin' Me) Bitch I'm Shinin'
[Verse 2:]
Diamonds On Neck (Neck) Diamonds On My Watch Piece
Gleam Watch The Gleam Rock Game Caranthang
Girls Say D "Why You Lookin' So Cold?"
I Don't Know But The Carats In My Neck Look Froze
Like Mess Toe Do's Get On My Hype
Gotta Have Nice Toes To Get On My Bike
That Bitch Big Ass And The Cast Look Right
Fresh Fresh Everyday Makes My Belt Look Tight
Don't Play No Games When I'm In The Club
All My Niggas Get Back And They Rollin' Up Dubs
Get Hit Wit The Choppa Ya Back To The Rug
See Me Off 4 When I Should've Lean
Homies Fuck Her Watch Me Should've Lean
Young Nigga Got Ice And I'm Feelin' So Fresh
Niggas Gettin' Money And We All Fillin' Checks
My Niggas Gettin' Money And We All Fillin' Checks (Hey)
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 3:]
2, 800 I'ma Crack Street Stunna
Diamonds Shinin' Blue Like Thunder
Pops See The Ice Pop Give Me The Number
Brisk Color Or Piss I'm Stuntin' In Dis Bitch (Bitch)
Red Ice Green Ice She On My Dick
Yellow Stones In My Ear Baby I Got Tips
Rippers Hit My Sidekick She Fiendin' Fo' That Stunnas Stick
My Prick My Wrist She Love That Shit
And I'm Single Handcuff Yo Bitch
She Like I'm Icey My Vans On No Nike's
I'm Bout Dollars And I'm Even Bout Cents
You Tripping Off A Bitch You Ain't Even Makin' Sense
I'm Ridin' Down The Strip I'm Puffin Purple Shit
And I'm Thinkin' How To Get A Hundred Thousand Out A Bitch (Yeah)
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 4:]
Yea A Bitch I'm Shinin'
Visible Set Vvs White Diamonds
Yea So What you Know About this
1 Key On My Keyboard Look Like Piss
Can't See No Gold On The Mold
Just Ice So I Talk Kinda Cold
Fake Stones On A Girl That's Nasty
Diamonds Touch Yo Shit Don't Ask Me
Fresh Off The Plane From The Atl
Mixin' My Album And My Shit Gon' Sell
I'd Keep It On The Low But Ya Bitch Gon' Tell
All My Niggas Rock Ice And We Shine Real Well
Bitch And I'm Gon' Raise Hell
Gotta Jug Yo Nigga Fo' I Drop Dis Mail
Watch It Rain On A Bop Watch Her Shake That Tail I'm A Stunna
Nigga (A Stunna Nigga)

It's my pussy I can do what I want
Hm, I'm a big girl now
It's my pussy i can do what i want
hm, I'm a big girl now
-Front, back, side to side
Pussy pop, do it right
Front, back, side to side
Pussy pop, do it right
Shake it, shake that wrapper candy
Wrapper on your booty
Girl, you lookin dandy
Now pop that pussy-
Damn, girl, youz a freak
Give it to me, shes a beast
Get her wet, watch it leak
Runnin game but i dont speak
Shake it fast, west to east
Nasty talk, we in the sheets
Shes a big girl, yeah i know
give her when she curl her toes
Get it girl, what you want?
Say she like it from the front
Dont be scared, pussy pop
From the back and I wont stop
Sit on top, she like to ride
Pull ahead she clap thighs
Like it when she make it dip
Throw it back, its in the hips!
-Front, back, side to side
Pussy pop, do it right
Front, back, side to side
Pussy pop, do it right
Shake it, shake that wrappin candy
Wrapper on your booty
Girl, you lookin dandy
Now pop that pussy-
Put your fingers on it
Damn, Im horny
Pussy poppin, yeah im on it
Freakin fuckin, until mornin
IN they club, lay off that potion
Oh IM gonna watch it, oh she make it move
Im off and rollin
Pussy hoes, like they show it
Pussy poppin, yeah im choosin
Who can make it pop it, drop it,
Goin down up in that motion
AN this song is for my bitchz
Pussy drop like, he in switch it
Whoop back! Whoop back! Yeah, Im in it
Stunna would be ran he said this
Punchin nights n pimpin days
Up in this word, dont understand us
-Front, back, side to side
Pussy pop, do it right
Front, back, side to side
Pussy pop, do it right
Shake it, shake that wrapper candy
Wrapper on your booty
Girl, you lookin dandy
Now pop that pussy-
Have you ever heard big girls need love?
Its her pussy she can do what she want
Pop it, drop it, shake it, clap it
Neva go broke when the pussy start mackin
Lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets
Pop it like orville, damn thats nice
In the porsche second, and damn that dice
Took her home, and she rode it like a bike
Take clothes off, yeah can he turn a rapper
Meet me all the way, and men go wrap her
From the club to the house, bed to the floor
Up all night, yeah I go
Shakin dreds, banging turts
Niggas goin hella dumb
Pussy wet, ass fat
Im a dog chasin cat
-Front, back, side to side
Pussy pop, do it right
Front, back, side to side
Pussy pop, do it right
Shake it, shake that wrapper candy
Wrapper on your booty
Girl, you lookin dandy
Now pop that pussy-