• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Ben Weasel - Queers
• Like a Parasite - Queers
• I Think She's Starting To Like Me - Queers
• Overdue - Queers
• Teenage Bonehead - Queers
• My Cunt's a Cunt - Queers
• Mirage - Queers
• I Won't Be - Queers
• I Can't Get Over You - Queers
• BooBarella - Queers
• Psycho Over You - Queers
• Strangle the Girl - Queers
• Monster Zero - Queers
• Night of the Livid Queers - Queers
• Punk Rock Confidential - Queers
• Nothing To Do - Queers
• Don't Mess It Up - Queers
• Didn't want None - Queers
• I Spent The Rent - Queers
• I Enjoy Being A Boy - Queers
• Peppermint Girl - Queers
• Nuni In New York - Queers
• Number One - Queers
• Yeah, Well, Whatever - Queers
• Pretty Flamingo - Queers
• Stupid Fucking Vegan - Queers
• Noodle Brain - Queers
• Next Stop Rehab - Queers
• Girl About Town - Queers
• Motherfucker - Queers
• Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil? - Queers
• Trash This Place - Queers
• I Didn't Get Invitied to the Prom - Queers
• Homo - Queers
• This Place Sucks - Queers
• Meatwagon - Queers
• Voodoo Doll - Queers
• Debra Jean - Queers
• Teenage Gluesniffer - Queers
• Punk Rock Girls - Queers
• Rancid Motherfucker - Queers
• Sidewalk Surfer Girl - Queers
• Tamara Is A Punk - Queers
• I Didn't Puke - Queers
• See You Later Fuckface - Queers
• That Girl - Queers
• Love Me - Queers
• I Always Knew - Queers
• Just Say Cunt - Queers
• Kicked Out Of The Webelos - Queers

He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips my lid
But deepd own inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song
Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel -- You just hate him 'cause he don't have to work
Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel... He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel what can you do
Ben Weasel he's co cool
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his TV
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his libing room and festers every night
But we know his barks worse than his bite
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong

Like a parasite I wanna kiss you till you puke
Like a parasite think of all the good things we could do
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
Like a parasite I wanna be your Tiny Tim
Like a parasite burrow inside underneath your skin
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
I can tell by the way you're looking at me
We'll be together tonight
Like a parasite, like a leech
Like a parasite, like a leech
Like a parasite, I wanna crawl all over you
Like a parasite I wanna make you shake and twitch
Like a parasite I think that's really fucking rich
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
Like a parasite I wanna kiss you till you puke
Like a parasite think of all the good things we could do

I think she's starting to like me
want me maybe someday love me
Well I think she's starting to like me
I just love her witty repartee it's so nice
If she invites me out for burgers I won't think twice
What can I do to be with you
You make me blush
my crush
You're just so cute and neat and sweet and
I think she's starting to like me
All my friends are telling me she's out of my league
My Mom suggests I give it up the girl's just a tease
But I'm in love with her
For sure
I think she's starting to like me
want me maybe someday love me
Well I think she's starting to like me

Hello, I missed you, have you missed me too
Remember crazy days that we went through
It's been so long since you were mine
I left you hanging on the line
But you know I'm not fooling
so let's get up and moving
what do you think now, wouldn't it be nice?
Are you ready to go
well then here comes the show
I'm really gonna make it up to you
I'm really gonna make it up to you
I'm really gonna make it up to you
'cause things are overdue
I learned my lesson, paid the price
count me in, I won't think twice

My folks had me commited just two weeks ago
My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true
I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-ooh-ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care
My girl sent me a post card saying "Glad that you're not here"
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering
Where she is and what she's eating...
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first

Before we went out
I used to think that she was hot
And now I really see her
And I see that shes' not
With the mouth of a pirhana -
that's always full
And the face of a rabit pit bull
My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
My friends all say she's funny
Well hardy har har
I think she needs a head massage
With a steel bar
I used to fantasize of her
The little jiz jar
But now I dream of seeing her
Getting hit by a car
I guess by now you know
I really hate that bitch
I'd love to see her full of holes in a ditch
They'd do the world a favor
By shuttin' her up

I see you standing in the alleys and the hallway's
Corner
I'd love to get you but you vanish through the doorway
And oh wow
All it is to think about you
I love everything about you
Now I know you're real enough
But my imagination is so stunned
That I see you coming into view
And your face is telling me that you
Oh yeah oh, wanna be by my side
Oh yeah oh, now it's finally time
Mirage, that's all you are to me
Mirage, something that I hardly see
So I keep walking through the alleys and the hallways
Where are you
I keep remembering the kisses in the doorway
And car too
How it all comes back to me
The movies ever Saturday
And the places that we use to be
I wish somehow to have that life
Well it use to be
[Chorus]

I won't be a big fat nothing, 'cause that just ain't me
I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly
I won't be
I won't be
I won't be no one but me
I won't be a Grateful Dead freak, that shit makes me puke

Blue skies, turning into gray since you went away nothing's the same
Time flies, and I realize what I thought was love was just a game
Passing by the places where you used to be
What I wouldn't give to have you here with me
I know I'm stupid and I know you're gone
I know a lot but I can't get over you
Sometimes I think I lost my mind wishing myself back to yesterday
You said you'd wished that I was dead, I know I'd be better off that way
But nothing's lasts forever, yeah I know it's true
Still I can't believe that we are really through
I know I'm stupid and I know you're gone

BooBarella, it's funny that's her name
Since I've seen her, I've never been the same
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn't it be neat, wouldn't it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don't ask me where i've been all day
Because you already know what I'll say
Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella, Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella
Boo-Boo-Boo-wontcha' be my girl
BooBarella you turned my head around
You know you got my heart all upside down
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn't it be neat, wouldn't it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don't ask me where i've been all day