When we were
Running around face pressed to the ground.
Running flies that I just don't know.
Running the scene and it better be me.
Running by like I just don't know.
Your fait accompli is a play on words.
A double play on words.
A double play on what you meant.
And everybody's wise to what you've got between your thighs.
And everybody wants to know what happened next.
But still you're
Running around head pressed to the ground.
Running by that I just don't know.
Running the scene and it better be me.
Running by as I just don't know.
Your fait accompli is a play on words.
A double play on words.
A double play on what you meant.
And everybody's wise to what you've got between your thighs.
And everybody wants to know what happened next.
Together we'll save his balls from fire, from fire
Together we'll save his balls from fire
He is not the man they think he is at home
There is fortune to be wasted, now the West is almost won
There is fortune to be color-coded in the waiting room
He is not the man the Daily Mirror think he is at home
Follow the bleeding, a better deal for axe murderers
Together, together, together
Together we'll save his balls
From fire, from fire
He is not the man they think he is at home
There is fortune to be wasted, now the West is almost won
There is fortune to be color-coded in the waiting room
He is not the man the Daily Mirror think he is at home
Follow the bleeding, a better deal for axe murderers
Together, together, together
kkkitchens, what were you thinking?
your quality units never stood a chance
with a little forward planning and perspective
you'd have avoided this
but you're a spook, a legend,
an urban myth with a twist in the tail
a precautionary nod to the licensing trade
and children still whisper your name
da-ddy, don't marry da-ddy
kkkitchens what were you thinking
if racial tension is a benchmark
then how much for this sink in a riot?
i'll buy it with the water main,
but you're a mock, a molar
a molecular fault in a parallel world
a mysterious font by the end of the north road
just across from the spar
da-ddy, don't marry da-ddy
kkkitchens i know you're shutting
i think you gave us everything that we could ever ask
of a little racist shop
but kkkitchens what were you thinking?
what drugs were all your salesmen taking?
i tried to run but spent the weekend shaking
da-ddy, don't marry da-ddy
Oh caracas.
Hanging from some chimpanzees.
Jonny No. 1 is a son of a gun.
But that's allright with me.
Still, how you keeping?
Tfi's got nothing on you.
Jonny no.1 you're the best that I've done.
Until it's Jonny no.2.
Get god, get giddy.
You're moving to the city.
With a faceless baseless underground clique.
Get god get giddy.
You're moving to the city.
You're moving to the city 'cos you're village is shit.
It's just a rattlesnake.
That looks like you.
How you keeping?
I was wondering, if you're leaking, could I join in?
On the weekend?
It's a slow one, you're a fast one.
So join the union.
I'll see you on the moon with marian pahars.
Return to earth for soya milk and underwired bras.
Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me on
But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on
Alan is a cowboy killer
Take up tai chi
Now your favourite pet has died
We had crazy fucking times
'Till her visa card expired
But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on
Alan is a cowboy killer
Wipe up his mess
Pay your fluffers by the yard
How you're paying for your peace
How you're paying for your peace
But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on
That Alan is a cowboy killer
Alan is a cowboy killer
She's got a sister
I'm sorry, I missed her
The queen of the wild frontier
She's a beacon for pissed ships
She sits by your cornflakes
And waits for the gravy train
Still she's got a sister
I'm sorry, I missed her
The queen of the wild frontier
On alternate weekends
She ties herself up
And takes you to Legoland
Token skinhead
Now she's got a sister
I'm sorry, I missed her
The queen of the wild frontier
She's a beacon for pissed ships
She sits by your cornflakes
And waits for the gravy train
If you wash up your dishes
And clean up the room
Then I'll take you to Legoland
If you play the casinos
And try to unwind
Then I'll take you to Legoland
They're always on the highway.
They're never on the phone.
They only got in trouble cos they're made of stone.
And they're not exactly famous.
Their girlfriends never sit.
They only got discovered cos their clothes don't fit.
They're always on the highway.
They're never on the swarm.
They only got in trouble cos their hearts too warm.
Still they're not exactly gracious.
They're building on these streets.
They only got discovered cos their song's so weak.
I don't care about superhighways and famous seascapes.
She said.
That the medium is the message, is my message.
She said.
I can't do anything today, I'm falling apart
I'm sawdust in a sandpaper suit
And the terrible, terrible, terrible thing
Is the weekly laundry run
If you can cope in this hopeless hepatitis piss rag
Molotov cocktail, mono brow shit hole, baby
Then you can cope anywhere at all
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend, Holly worked the weekend
Holly worked the, Holly worked the, Holly worked the weekend
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend, Holly worked the weekend, Holly
I must be leveling today I'm totally sold
There ain't no fool in getting old
And the terrible, terrible, terrible thing
Is we knew it all along
If you can cope in this hopeless hepatitis piss rag
Molotov cocktail, mono brow shit hole, baby
Then you can cope anywhere at all
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend, Holly worked the weekend
Holly worked the, Holly worked the, Holly worked the weekend
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend, Holly worked the weekend
Holly worked the work the weekend
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend, Holly worked the weekend
Holly worked the, Holly worked the, Holly worked the weekend
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend and the weekend worked for Holly
Holly worked the weekend, Holly worked the weekend
I lost my heart to a city state.
I lost my mind in the middle eight.
I sang sang sang to my Peggy Sue.
I spoke in tongues cos I wanted to.
I lost my heart to a city state.
I lost my crown to a feather weight.
I sang sang sand to my Peggy Sue.
I tongued my back cos I wanted to.
I lost my heart to a city state.
I lost my mind in the middle eight.
I sang sang sang to my Peggy Sue.
One line, the one, Lucky, Lucky, Lucky Jim
She needs to be the story at the center of the blast
But all I wanted was a chance to get away
Since 1987, she's been living in my ass
And her instincts are like anyone's instincts
Fight the fear of failure
Fight the fear of future failure
Fight the fear of failure
'Cos Jim, you can do anything
Lucky, Lucky Jim
She needs to be the story at the center of the blast
But all I wanted was a chance to get away
Since 1987, she's been living in my ass
And her instincts are like anyone's instincts
Fight the fear of failure
Fight the fear of future failure
Fight the fear of failure
'Cos Jim, you can do anything
Half way up the stairs is a good mouse
Half way up the stairs is a good mouse
Half way up the stairs is a good mouse
Half way up the stairs is a good mouse
Half way up the stairs is a good mouse
Lucky, Lucky Jim, Jim
Lucky, Lucky Jim, Jim
Lucky, Lucky Jim, Jim
Lucky, Lucky Jim, Jim
Tied to the night.
Ride Alison's eyes.
Caesers and friends.
Only the lonely go out.
Back to the front.
Under the red.
Caesers and friends.
He's a wise guy, flies right by because
He put it all in, to get on television
He's a wise guy, flies right by because
He put it all in, to get on television
Including, but not exclusive to
Should have known better and we do
Should have known better and we do
Should have known better and we do
Should have known better and we do, do, do, do, do
He's got nothing left to say because
He gave it all up, to be on television
He's got nothing left to say because
He burnt it all up, to be on television
Including, but not exclusive to
Should have known better and we do
Should have known better and we do
Should have known better and we do
Never been kissed, never been kissed
And no law can govern her
Never been kissed, never been kissed
And no law can govern her
Eighteen years of handstands
Nineteen sixty eight
Never been kissed, never been kissed
And no law can govern her
At twenty five past six
They finally found a use for her
Never been kissed, never been kissed
And the whole crew to welcome her
Never been kissed, never been kissed
And no law can govern her
Never been kissed, never been kissed
Never been kissed, never been kissed
Never been kissed, never been kissed
Don't go fucking in the barn
Because the barn's on fire
She's the one.
Naked in the sun.
A hundred random numbers for some survey that she done.
Martin Sheen infused with Bono's heart.
She used to be retro 'til she fell apart.
If the others won't come then the others aren't done.
In their way, they've always called you Suzi.
If it's out of control then it's out of control.
It's not (you said it) but you are my sun.
So shut up.
She's adept at pissing on herself.
It must've been the angle cos she's always soaking wet.
She's the one.
Baking in the sun.
And a hundred random numbers for your secret son.
You are my sun.
It's war I tell yer, I met some fellas.
Who used to love you, but now they don't know you.
My favourite cousin, who used to mean something.
He played me records I've tried to forget.
Like french and saunders, he talked for hours.
Through costume dramas, watched by piranhas.
And rows and rows and rows and rows of
Muppets staring straight at the sun.
But I feel the force I'm dead of course.
Enrolled on popular culture course.
But I can't save nothing but world cup drumming.
It stuck in my throat like it used to mean something.
I feel the force I'm dead of course.
Enrolled on popular culture course.
But I can't save nothing but world cup drumming.
And I polish it every day.
It's war I tell yer, on fortune-tellers.
On trumped-up charges, you always were the hardest.
Me favourite brother, who used to be taller.
He played me records, I'll only hear once.
It's war.
Heroes need your attentions
The love was apparent sitcom
The love was a magic burden
Now heroes need your attentions
New heroes need your attentions
Someone to your attentions
Dead soldiers also final
And west for Western Union
Somebody to your attentions
New heroes need your attentions
Heroes need your attentions
New heroes need your attentions
Heroes need your attentions
Heroes need your attentions
New heroes need your attentions
I gave it till the end of the give
Gave it till the end of the pressure
Gave it till the end of the give
Gave it till the end of the pressure
Gave it till the end of the give
Gave it till the end of the pressure
Gave it till the end of the give
Gave it till the end of the pressure
Pressure, pressure, pressure, pressure
Pressure, pressure, pressure, pleasure
Pressure, pleasure, pressure, pleasure
Pressure, pleasure, pressure, pleasure
There's a story on a thimble on a dimple, on a pea
And it's absolutely true until the end
When they pan out in the titles, we can see you're still alive
And the maitre'd is not your special friend
There's a road in a wrong place, twice as far out
And a bitch on a bridge, yeah the bridge was a bitch
With a heavenly drawn out roll of her lips
She undid the straps and smiled
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
There's a man you should meet and he might be under arrest
But believe me when I tell you, "He's okay"
He ran the Mohawk out of living rooms across the land
And introduced me to the joys of doubt
There's a dream, there's a barn
There was a story, it was a boring one
But honestly I tried to stay awake
Born to hang and proud of it, I base my claim on credit
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man, he will never hang
That man will not hang
That man
He realized he wanted to have children with this girl
He pulled her to his side and quietly
Gave away his heart like it was his to give away
Gave away his heart like it was his to give away
Wednesday the studio come knocking
Excuse them but they need their property
Gave away his heart like it was his to give away
Gave away his heart like it was his to give away
Gave away his heart like it was his to give away
Gave away his heart like it was his to give away
Gave away his heart like it was his to give away
Think of life as a battle between ghosts and liars
Or think of it as a barrier to self-fulfillment
Is everybody made of skin here?
Yes, we're all made of skin and bone and ligament
Let's hear it for the bi-peds, those horrible monsters
Let the hotel line manages decide their fate
Let's hear it for the bi-peds, those horrible monsters
Those grinning Mogodons with their painted on slogans
Salt and its stains
Salt and its stains
Think of death as a medium-sized yellow robot
That should help
Salt and its stains
Woke to the sound of our first anniversary
fell on the bones of the terrible truth
these are our greatest achievements
these are examples of mind over matter
turn or be turned turn or be turned
lived 'til the effort of living had left him
and died on the death of a family man
these are our greatest achievements
these are examples of mind over matter
turn or be turned turn or be turned
nailed to the champagne
keep your hands in the bus
failed dictator!
nailed to the champagne
kept his hands in the bus
these are examples of pride
Danny keeps beats in a box by the door.
She's a diligent girl but she's been here before.
It reminds her of riding a bike.
Hey hey hey!
Slovenly ground for your slovenly shoes.
Cos we're destined to win and we're destined to lose.
And we're destined to deal with it.
Hey hey hey!
It used to be form to be warned about robots.
And alien life-forms on your way to the toilets.
But now it's like chasing a fish.
Hey hey hey!
Follow me down we can chase single mothers.
Around and around 'til those sluts blow their cover.
Just stick to the plan obi-wan.
Hey hey hey!
What if you never get home?
What if you never get high-hung?
I don't want to talk about it I don't want to talk about it
I don't want to talk about it I don't want to know
She goes
In June
And so do we
There can only be one god in your head she said.
There can only be fire in fireplaces and in firewalls.
Still I'm scared of losing touch of love.
There can only be one god in your head she said.
Etcera is for the greedy
I'm scared of losing touch of love.
And I'm glad you're dead.
There can only be one god in your head she said.
And she talks 'til she's blue in that beautiful face.
Still, I'm scared of losing touch of love.
There can only be one god in your head she said.
There's a serious side to this death-threat.
I'm scared of losing touch of love.
I'm tired of explaining that it wasn't supposed to be allowed
I'd buy it but it wasn't supposed to be like this
You can't touch me cos I'm never over
But your heart's gone the colour of coca-cola
I'm laughing cos I'm saving for an overdraft
Because I only want a video or photograph
Of that time you knocked my sister over
But your heart's gone the colour of a dustbin
I'm tired of explaining that it wasn't supposed to be allowed
I'd buy it but it wasn't supposed to be like this
You can't touch me cos I'm never over
But your heart's gone the colour of coca-cola
Your heart's gone the colour of a dustbin
Your heart's gone the colour of coca-cola
Rescind yourself as you get older
Younger faces come to steal your fire
But you already know me
Married life in prison is a lottery
Conditions are dickensian at best
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like you've pissed yourself
Try and tell these people who they're dealing with
All those guys are 57th dan
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead
Selling out is down to opportunity
Reviewing the reviewers in her sleep
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead
Let's pretend your wallet-chain is functional
Obscurity is not a fucking badge
Celebrate animals celebrate animals
Standing in the corner like your girlfriend's dead
All of your friends are cunts
Your mother is a ball point pen thief
Notoriety follows you
Like beatings follow rain
Bring on the big guitars
You've got a prophets name
All of your tales are lies
You've never been to Alton Towers
Michael Caine doesn't follow you
And you've never been to Spain
Bring on the go getters
You've got a prophets name
Fuck this band
And their demon seed
'Cos if they burst out
You're responsible
Yeah, fuck this band
'Cos their clothes don't fit
But their dancing clowns
Are incredible
Keep your passport near
There is no other disappointment here
There is no other disappointment here
There are no other obstacles
Fuck this band
'Cos they swear too much
It's an obvious ploy
And irresponsible
Fuck this band
Yeah, fuck their holes
But if they split up
You're responsible
Keep your passport near
There is no other disappointment here
There is no other disappointment here
There are no other obstacles
Fuck this band
And their foolish pride
Which lets them think
Evil frankie.
Myself on a song with frankie frankie's always.
Shes a she was animate she was never there
I want to sing a song with frankie
And I'm a sick I'm sick and I'm sick
And I'm getting head in the showers
yeh head in the showers
yeh head in the showers
frankie d'you ever talk about frankie?
no body ever thanked me
I'm looking to elvis she is elvis
elvis essentially might as well be....frankie.....
The little kid pissed on the big kid's porch
He thinks he's amazing, he's rubbish of course
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got paid
It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits, yeah
Collagen rock
And one of those bands got legs like you
And one of them got the stare
And one of those bands got found I heard
In a hole in Aberdare
It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits, yeah
Collagen rock
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
I've got a mouth, got a wonderful [Incomprehensible]
Collagen rock
Collagen rock
Come out quick and count the corpse
I'm sure we killed a family
Keep your killing clean, my love
Just keep your killing clean
Come out quick and count the corpse
I'm sure we killed a family
Keep your killing clean, my love
Just keep your killing clean
Come out quick and name the dead
I'm sure we got a Scrabble score
Keep your killing clean, my love
Just keep your killing clean
Come out quick and name the dead
I'm sure we got a Scrabble score
Keep your killing clean, my love
Just keep your killing clean
Good advice
Sons and lovers, western armies
Good advice
Sons and lovers, western armies
To the left two bored men
Discuss suicide by drum solo
Serious songs, Jesus Christ
Once a year or maybe twice
This is the theme from m*a*s*h*.
This is a call.
Realisation that your appreciation.
Meant nothing at all.
This is eternal.
This is your life.
Vodka and tonics with the stereophonics on a saturday night.
This is illegal.
At least if you do it right.
A new operation for your eloquent spaceships.
Rockfield style.
But that was revolting.
And this is well done.
Congratulations you're the king of the kop.
And I'm a teacher's son.
This is the final time.
I teach you to shave.
Was never supposed to be a stain on your church.
Or a big day.
Go gadget armpits.
And cover me down.
My final suggestion in the form of a question.
Note to self, be erect by half-past ten
Be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed
Be extended, be in motion, be at loggerheads with Chris
Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp
Show yourself, show, show now
All the sea was coal, coal, coal
All the sea was coal, coal, coal
All the sea was coal, coal
She started wondering, where is the profit here?
Note to invading aliens, avoid this town
Like this town avoided us
Like murder stalked the valley where this woman used to live
And bathe and breathe and be murdered
Bathe and breathe and be murdered
Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp, was crisp
Show yourself, show show now
All the sea was coal coal coal
All the sea was coal coal coal
All the sea was coal coal
She started wondering, where is the profit here?
Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal
All the sea was coal, coal, coal
All the sea was coal, coal, coal
All the sea was coal
Liberals on skates.
Pass through park gates.
Zeroes and threes.
Stick together.
Save me altavista they've got cauliflower ears.
Still I haven't seen the sun or moon for twenty-seven years.
She wants to dance on burning bridges.
Making patterns in the snow.
I want to move to Mexico where everyone's a hero.
goddamnit 'cos everyone's a hero
praise allah 'cos everyone's a hero
hail buddha 'cos everyone's a hero
wash daily 'cos everyone
(repeat from the beginning)
fuck you! 'cos everyone's a hero
fuck you! 'cos everyone's a hero
woke to the sound of our first anniversary
fell on the bones of the terrible truth
these are our greatest achievments
these are examples of mind over matter
turn or be turned turn or be turned
lived `til the effort of living had left him
and died on the death of a family man
these are our greatest achievments
these are examples of mind over matter
turn or be turned turn or be turned
nailed to the champagne
keep your hands in the bus
great dictator!
nailed to the champagne
kept his hands in the bus
Hope fades away while Cassius lays his clay
And early in the morning is the only time of day
Where we can get our nap in and sleep our way through fire
Thoughts of distant shores that never leave our season
Without a decent reason but I saw you here before
And now your time has come to settle the score, kick me to the floor
Early in the morning is the only time of day
Where we can get our nap in and sleep our way through fire
Don't doubt your love could stop my heart
Don't doubt your love could stop my heart
Don't doubt your love could stop my heart
Don't doubt your love could stop my heart
For your life I deserve to die
Wrapped in a blanket, not knowing when to stop it
For your life I deserve to die
Wrapped in a blanket, not knowing when to stop it
For your life I deserve to die
Wrapped in a blanket, not knowing when to stop it
For your life I deserve to die
Wrapped in a blanket, not knowing when to stop it
Don't doubt your love could stop my heart
Don't doubt your love could stop my heart
Don't doubt your love could stop my heart
Don't doubt your love could stop my heart
For your life I deserve to die
Wrapped in a blanket, not knowing when to stop it
For your life I deserve to die
Wrapped in a blanket, not knowing when to stop it
For your life I deserve to die
Fire in the ice-age.
Snogs in the moonlight.
She's got a new stage.
To go with her stage fright.
Being getting letters then they stopped.
She come in pieces she come in.
Force gales.
On skis.
With child.
For me.
Being getting letters then they stopped.
She come in pieces she come in.
Styles.
Cod-lies.
She got burned.
For miles and miles and miles.
Being getting letters then they stopped.
If there's no new wave then there's no fun
Here we go here we go mungo got a radio
If it's out of reach then it can't be wrong
Here we go here we go mungo got a radio
Try and find a better way there is no other better way
If it turns you on, you should wash your hands
Here we go here we go mungo got a radio
If there's no new wave then there's no fun
Here we go here we go mungo got a radio
Try and find a better way there is no other better way
Joy, you better watch her
Scattered her heart on your heroes
With joy, you better let go
Get back in your hole, get dead, son
Get back in your hole, get bent
Get back in your hole, get dead, son
Get back in your hole, get bent
Crawl under a rock and get lost, boy
Crawl under a rock, get fucked
Crawl under a rock and get lost, boy
Crawl under a rock, get fucked
Get out of those shoes and grow wings, dear
Get out of those shoes and grow wings
Get out of those shoes and grow wings, dear
Get out of those shoes and grow wings
Get out of those shoes and grow wings, dear
Get out of those shoes and grow wings
Get out of those shoes and grow wings, dear
Get out of those shoes and grow wings
Fall over yourself and break heads, kid
Fall over yourself and break heads
Fall over yourself and break heads, kid
Fall over yourself and break heads
Crawl out of your skin takes time, pal
Crawl out of your skin takes time
Crawl out of your skin takes time, pal
Crawl out of your skin takes time
Get out of those shoes and grow wings, dear
Get out of those shoes and grow wings
Get out of those shoes and grow wings, dear
Get out of those shoes and grow wings
Get out of those shoes and grow wings, dear
Get out of those shoes and grow wings
Get out of those shoes and grow wings, dear
can he catch a fish, can he bring it in
can he get a boat, can he get a rod
can he even swim?
recusant you're not better, go for broke
blame me if you like, blame the parasites
hope it's all a joke
catch me if you can, couldn't catch a cold
serving on the side, it's a paradigm
looking rather old
can he catch a fish, can he bring it in
can he get a boat, can he get a rod
can he even swim?
do try, do try
comfort is the cause that you're looking for
can he stand alone as a baritone
will he touch the floor
motorize the past, get you fucking gone
sitting on the source of a power play
nothing could be wrong
profit are the arms that you wave around
coming to the crunch, better learn to punch
better stand your ground
take it out of me, put it on your bed
polish it for sale, add a hand rail
sell it to the blind
do try, do try
can he catch a fish, can he bring it in
can he get a boat, can he get a rod
can he even swim?
recusant you're not better, go for broke
blame me if you like, blame the parasites
hope it's all a joke
catch me if you can, couldn't catch a cold
serving on the side, it's a paradigm
looking rather old
can he catch a fish, can he bring it in
can he get a boat, can he get a rod
can he even swim?
This one's for the patriots
The new wave good time girls
And if it wasn't for the decepticons
They'd rule the fucking world
In the midst of all the killing and skineating
W we forgot about the loving
If I had to choose a woman then I think I'd choose religion
If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing
If I had to give you something then I think I'd go to hell
This ones for the dancers
The dockers and the dykes
And if it weren't for Asian basin sales
They couldn't sleep at night
In the midst of all the touching and kissing
We forget the penetration
If I had to drive you somewhere then I'd drive you to the station
If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing
If I had to give you something then I think I'd go to hell
In the midst of all the killing and skineating
We forgot about the loving
If I had to choose a woman then I think I'd choose religion
If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing
If I had to give you something then I think I'd
In the middle of the action they reversed the interaction
And the audience decided ignorance actually was bliss
You're a fortress in a foreign land you should ask for it
Like you mean it like you mean it
In the middle of the ohmygoditsgone
We talked in code to get along
It's war I tell yer, I met some fellas.
Who used to love you, but now they don't know you.
My favourite cousin, who used to mean something.
He played me records I've tried to forget.
Like french and saunders, he talked for hours.
Through costume dramas, watched by piranhas.
And rows and rows and rows and rows of
Muppets staring straight at the sun.
But I feel the force I'm dead of course.
Enrolled on popular culture course.
But I can't save nothing but world cup drumming.
It stuck in my throat like it used to mean something.
I feel the force I'm dead of course.
Enrolled on popular culture course.
But I can't save nothing but world cup drumming.
And I polish it every day.
It's war I tell yer, on fortune-tellers.
On trumped-up charges, you always were the hardest.
Me favourite brother, who used to be taller.
He played me records, I'll only hear once.
Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me on
But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on
Alan is a cowboy killer
Take up tai chi
Now your favorite pet has died
We had crazy fucking times
Till her visa card expired
But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on
Alan is a cowboy killer
Wipe up his mess
Pay your fluffers by the yard
How you're paying for your peace
How you're paying for your peace
But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on
That Alan is a cowboy killer
That Alan is a cowboy killer
That Alan is a cowboy killer
Great explorers know no boundaries
Short of praying
Your children are just waiting for a chance
Came from France a credit note
Broke his daddy's heart
After all they did for him
Broke his daddy's heart
The number one fruit seller
She will only disappoint you
Happy hardcore isn't quite
As happy as you'd think
Came from France a credit note
Broke his daddy's heart
After all they did for him
Broke his daddy's heart
The number one fruit seller
Hey, hey, heroes of stay away fiction
What's the point of leaving home when you own it?
What's the point of do it yourself when it looks so shit
That these kids can't even feed themselves?
Hey, hey, legends of make your mind up
What's the point of losing weight if it won't lose you?
Born in Cardiff
Raised by wolves and died on his fucking arse
Anyway, she did her best
Her best wasn't good enough
She did her best
Her best wasn't good enough
Hey, hey, heroes of stay away fiction
What's the point of leaving home when you own it?
What's the point of do it yourself when it looks so shit
That these kids can't even feed themselves?
Hey, hey, legends of make your mind up
What's the point of losing weight if it won't lose you?
Born in Cardiff
Raised by wolves and died on his fucking arse
Anyway, she did her best
Her best wasn't good enough
She did her best
Her best wasn't good enough
But you should be ashamed, Seamus
You should be appalled, Seamus
Yeah, you should be abridged, Seamus
Get carter to the phone, don't teach him how to cook
That'd kill him
Without it she is great, a little underweight
But still appealing
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness, darkness
I get my MSG from digital TV
Good consumer
You aren't the only one who has no trousers on
Good audition
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness, darkness
My my my my my my
My my my my my my
My my my my my my
Get carter to the phone, don't teach him how to cook
That'd kill him
Without it she is great, a little underweight
But still appealing
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness, darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
Everywhere I look is a darkness
I'm tired of explaining that it wasn't supposed to be allowed
I'd buy it but it wasn't supposed to be like this
You can't touch me 'cos I'm never over
But your heart's gone the colour of Coca-Cola
I'm laughing 'cos I'm saving for an overdraft
Because I only want a video or photograph
Of that time you knocked my sister over
But your heart's gone the colour of a dustbin
I'm tired of explaining that it wasn't supposed to be allowed
I'd buy it but it wasn't supposed to be like this
You can't touch me 'cos I'm never over
But your heart's gone the colour of Coca-Cola
Your heart's gone the colour of a dustbin
Your heart's gone the colour of Coca-Cola
Rescind yourself as you get older
Younger faces come to steal your fire
I was hiding from Alanis when they found me in my hole.
That woman drives me crazy but some feelings never go.
But want I want to know what I really want to know.
Can I trust you with my life.
When they come tell them no no no.
He keeps you in his pocket cos he doesn't want to let you go.
I was breaking up for easter when they took away my cross.
Provisionally speaking half the irony was lost.
But what I want to know what I really want to know.
Can I trust you with my life.
When they come tell them no no no.
My love is bigger than your love
We take more drugs than a touring funk band, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
My band is better than your band
We've got more songs than a song convention, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
And we're all going straight to hell
My dad is bigger than your dad
He's got eight cars and a house in Ireland, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
When we gonna torch the restaurant? Sing it
When we gonna pay the guide dog? Sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
And we're all going straight to hell
My love is bigger than your love
We take more drugs than a touring funk band, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
When we gonna torch the restaurant? Sing it
When we gonna get excited? Sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
My love is bigger than your love, sing it
And we're all going straight to hell
You need some c-c-coke inspiration
For your s-s-seven year itch
She said it's just that your song's been playing too long
The world loves us and is our bitch, alright
Hiding in the water
Under the sea
Under the water
We've got all the money
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
You need some c-c-condescension
For your-r-r elegant witch
She said it's just that your song's been playing too long
The world loves us and is our bitch, alright
Hiding in the water
Under the sea
Under the water
We've got all the money
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
So accidents happen where the rain won't go
God is a color that we can't let go
And faith is admission that we just can't win
And we are just a part of this
We are just a part of this
Relatives matter when your legs don't work
KY, KY, STD
Alcohol matters when you can't be free
And love is eternal 'til it isn't anymore
Love is eternal 'til it isn't anymore
Love is eternal 'til it isn't anymore
Love is eternal 'til it isn't anymore
I try to cry but I'm just too tall
I've tried to cry but I'm just too tall
'Cos accidents happen where the rain won't go
Heard you all got soaked
He's a big boy, shoot it well
Heard you made remarkable time
And delay in the mind of a cousin is fine still
'Cos she's so in love 'til she's not in love
But she won't try that cocaine again
Jimmy Connors
Early warnings
Jimmy Connors
Early warnings
Jimmy Connors
Early warnings
Jimmy, Jimmy
Heard you all got killed
Disappointing, here you are
Heard the abcess clawed at your mouth
And medical science lamented its growth still
'Cos she's so in love 'til she's not in love
And she won't try that cocaine again
Jimmy Connors
Early warnings
Jimmy Connors
Early warnings
Jimmy Connors
Early warnings
Jimmy Connors
Early warnings
Jimmy Connors
Early warnings
Jimmy Connors
Early warnings
Jimmy Connors
Danny keeps beats in a box by the door
She's a diligent girl but she's been here before
It reminds her of riding a bike
Hey hey hey
Slovenly ground for your slovenly shoes
Cause we're destined to win and we're destined to lose
And we're destined to deal with it
Hey hey hey
It used to be form to be warned about robots
And alien life-forms on your way to the toilets
But now it's like chasing a fish
Hey hey hey
Follow me down we can chase single mothers
Around and around 'til those sluts blow their cover
Just stick to the plan obi-wan
Hey hey hey
What if you never get home?
What if you never get high-hung?
Nick Berry had talent in a previous life
Nick Berry had talent in a previous life
Nick Berry had talent in a previous life
Nick Berry had it all
I don't like it but my kids will
I don't like it but my kids will
I don't like it but my kids will
I don't like it at all
Nick Berry had talent in a previous life
Nick Berry had talent in a previous life
Nick Berry had talent in a previous life
Nick Berry had it all
I don't like it but my kids will
I don't like it but my kids will
I don't like it but my kids will
I don't like it at all
(I don't like it at all)
Do you live in Swansea?
(I don't like it at all)
Have you seen me monkey?
(I don't like it at all)
I'm 4ft twenty
(I don't like it at all)
Plus three, plus three
(I don't like it at all)
Do you live in Swansea?
(I don't like it at all)
Have you seen me monkey?
(I don't like it at all)
I'm 4ft twenty
(I don't like it at all)
Plus three, plus three, plus three, plus three
(I don't like it at all)
Plus three, plus three to the power of me
(I don't like it at all)
Plus three, plus three to the power of me
(I don't like it at all)
Plus three, plus three to the power of me
(I don't like it at all)
Plus three, plus three to the power of me
Plus three, plus three to the power of me
Plus three, plus three to the power of me
Plus three, plus three to the power of me
Eat what you are while you're falling apart
And it opened a can of worms
The gun's in my hand and I know it looks bad
But believe me I'm innocent
I'm fearful I'm fearful I'm fearful of flying
And flying is fearful of me
I covered my eyes when she told me the news
Turning me on with my lightsabre cocksucking blues
Are you coming?
Nicotine stained on account of her crutch
And I'm aching from fucking too much
I know what I do but it all comes to you
Did you sell me to wanderlust?
I'm fearful I'm fearful I'm fearful of flying
And flying is fearful of me
I covered my eyes when she told me the news
Turning me on with my lightsabre cocksucking blues
Bring me the heads of mine former opponents
Make minor arrangements with tall prostitutes
Then run through their ranks in stolen Volkswagens
And show me your gashes, show me your gashes
Pride is the price that we pay for our hot tub
And after the scenery there's nothing to steal
Run over your friends in stolen Volkswagens
And tell them I sent you, and tell them I sent you
Wednesday comes and she can't find a tissue
She laughed at disabled parking attendants
Run through their ranks in stolen Volkswagens
And show me your gashes, show me your gashes
This field is the best that a fielder could wish for
But real ale is not a new cure for cancer
Run over your friends in stolen Volkswagens
And tell them I sent you, and tell them I sent you
She bends
She bends
She bends
Everyone I leave seems to get away
And everywhere I go, I want to travel by rickshaw
Thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches
But don't be fooled by what you leave me
Everything depends on the getaway
And everywhere I go, I want to travel boogie-board
Thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches
But don't be fooled by what you leave behind
Everyone I know needs to get ahead
And everywhere I go I want to travel by X-wing
Thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches
But don't be fooled by what you leave me
Everything I leave seems to get away
And everywhere I go, I want to travel on my man-legs
Thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches
Hippies, hippies everywhere
And not a drop to drink
The bastards got a mini bar
You'll go far
Exciting whistle-ah, woo-woo
Neighbors, neighbors everywhere
They're coming through the walls
They're semi-erect to my dialect
You'll go far
Exciting whistle-ah
Exciting whistle-ah
Exciting whistle-ah, woo-woo
Devils, devils everywhere
And not a gun in site
They said they came from Canada
You'll go far
Exciting whistle-ah, woo-woo
Hippies, hippies everywhere
And not a bloody chance
A decent seven in this place
You'll go far
Exciting whistle-ah
Exciting whistle-ah
Exciting whistle-ah
Exciting whistle-ah
Exciting whistle-ah
Secret fuhrers got your tongue
And bitches got your car
And if it wasn't for the '86 World Cup
It wouldn't have got this far
But she was unempty in recontrary
Pissed but almost right
And if it wasn't for the snakes in cummerbunds
It would happen every night
Dethink to survive, dethink to survive
Dethink to survive, dethink to survive
Cartoon monkeys got you hard
It must have been the hair
Though jive bunny stole your creative fire
You really didn't care
She was un in re and de-decided, happy killing time
But there's an eight percent chance
That you know Charles dance
And you're no damn friend of mine
Dethink to survive, dethink to survive
Dethink to survive, dethink to survive
Danny Baker, Danny Baker
Danny Baker, Danny Baker
Danny Baker, Danny Baker
Dave was a lost cause, a real psycho
Spent half his time wishing he was a man
Rather than being a man
To educate his own will, he puts people in boxes
Head first then legs then something else
Dave was a good lad, a true buffoon
Spent hundreds of pounds exciting himself
Instead of just stemming the blood
To prophecise his own death, he puts people in boxes
Head first then legs then something else
Wine, wine, wine on the floor
Who needs a family doctor?
We knew it all along
Wine, wine, wine on the floor
Who needs a family doctor?
Who needs a vent?
Dave what a good man but for God's sake
Make allowances for breakfast
Make allowances for cowards
He chewed at his own wrist and puts people in boxes
Head first then legs then something else
Wine, wine, wine on the floor
Who needs a family doctor?
We knew it all along
Wine, wine, wine on the floor
Who needs a family doctor?
Who needs a vent?
Dave was a lost cause, a real psycho
Spent half his time wishing he was a man
Rather than being a man
To educate his own will, he puts people in boxes
Head first then legs then something else
Wine, wine, wine on the floor
Who needs a family doctor
We knew it all along
Wine, wine, wine on the floor
He used to be an animal
Dave, Dave, da da da, da da da, da da da Dave
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