Batman vs. Superman (2015)

Actors

• Ben Affleck (actor)
• Henry Cavill (actor)
• Henry Cavill (actor)
• Laurence Fishburne (actor)
• Jason Momoa (actor)
• Amy Adams (actress)
• Gal Gadot (actress)
• Gal Gadot (actress)
• Diane Lane (actress)
• Benjamin Melniker (producer)
• Christopher Nolan (producer)
• Charles Roven (producer)
• Deborah Snyder (producer)
• Emma Thomas (producer)
• Ben Affleck (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi

The Lego Movie (2014)

Actors

• Charlie Day (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Morgan Freeman (actor)
• Jonah Hill (actor)
• Liam Neeson (actor)
• Liam Neeson (actor)
• Nick Offerman (actor)
• Chris Pratt (actor)
• Jadon Sand (actor)
• Channing Tatum (actor)
• Elizabeth Banks (actress)
• Alison Brie (actress)
• Cobie Smulders (actress)
• Allison Abbate (producer)
• Will Arnett (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Animation
• Comedy
• Family

Taglines:

Assembling in 2014
The story of a nobody who saved everybody

Quotes:

Lucy: [to Emmet] Come with me if you want to not die.

[from trailer]::Batman: Relax, everybody. I'm here.::Emmet: Batman? Awesome! Could you make one of these in orange?::Batman: I only work in black. And sometimes, very, very dark gray.

[from trailer]::Lucy: [to Emmett] Come with me if you want to not die.

President Business: [On TV] Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan Corporation and the World. Let's all take care to follow the Instructions [whispers into microphone] , or you'll be put to sleep. [shouting with a mariachi's band] AND DON'T FORGET TACO TUESDAY'S COMING NEXT WEEK!

Emmet: [to the Master Builders] I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It's going to be really hard, but I...::Metalbeard: [Gets up from his seat, yelling] Really hard? [Looming over Emmet] WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD!::Emmet: Woah... OK.

Robot: [At the Octan loading bay] Who are you here to see?::Batman: I'm here to see... your butt! [Throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him, then tries to hit the go button and fails. Repeatedly throws Batarangs until it lights up green] FIRST TRY!

Batman: [while under attack] To the Batmobile! [the Bad Guys shoot at the Batmobile, blowing it up] Dang it...::Wonder Woman: To the Invisible Jet! [the Bad Guys shoot at an empty space next to the Batmobile, causing an explosion] Dang it...

Cartoon Network 20th Anniversary (2012)

Actors

• Diedrich Bader (actor)
• Diedrich Bader (actor)
• Jeff Bennett (actor)
• Jeff Bergman (actor)
• Jeff Bergman (actor)
• Brian Doyle-Murray (actor)
• Greg Eagles (actor)
• Keith Ferguson (actor)
• Marty Grabstein (actor)
• Mark Hamill (actor)
• Matt Hill (actor)
• Nicky Jones (actor)
• Phil LaMarr (actor)
• Sam Marin (actor)
• Sam Marin (actor)

Genres

• Family

Batman 20 Years On (2009)

Actors

• Sam Ardley (actor)
• Lewis Froude (actor)
• Alex Gardiner (actor)
• Bruno Gonta (actor)
• Nick Thomas-Webster (actor)
• Chris Bridger (writer)
• Chris Bridger (director)
• Laurie Beamont (editor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Short

Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC (2007)

Actors

• Michael Agrusso (actor)
• Michael Agrusso (actor)
• Michael Agrusso (actor)
• Michael Agrusso (actor)
• Michael Agrusso (actor)
• Michael Agrusso (actor)
• Brinna Li (actor)
• Brinna Li (actor)
• Brinna Li (actor)
• Brinna Li (actor)
• Michael Agrusso (producer)
• Michael Agrusso (writer)
• Michael Agrusso (composer)
• Michael Agrusso (director)
• Michael Agrusso (editor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

Stan's Place: The Hero's Bar. Serving alcohol to your role models!
Stan's Place: The Hero's Bar: Serving alcohol to your role models!

2005 MTV Movie Awards (2005)

Actors

• Chris Barrett (actor)
• Michael Chiklis (actor)
• Sean Covel (actor)
• Shane Bitney Crone (actor)
• Tom Cruise (actor)
• Leonardo DiCaprio (actor)
• Andy Dick (actor)
• Vin Diesel (actor)
• DTeflon (actor)
• Eminem (actor)
• Artie Esposito (actor)
• Chris Evans (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Foo Fighters (actor)
• William Alva (actor)

Genres

• Music

En attendant (2000)

Actors

• Lionel Abelanski (actor)
• Serge Hazanavicius (actor)
• Sébastien Labadie (actor)
• Christophe Le Masne (actor)
• Laurent Lévy (actor)
• Laurent Vincey (actor)
• Romane Bohringer (actress)
• Céline Samie (actress)
• Yolande Torre (actress)
• Sébastien Labadie (producer)
• Franck Landron (producer)
• Serge Hazanavicius (writer)
• Ludovic Bource (composer)
• Kamel Ech-Cheik (composer)
• Serge Hazanavicius (director)

Genres

• Short

Batman Fights Dracula (1967)

Actors

• Jing Abalos (actor)
• Jing Abalos (actor)
• Marcelo Bernardo (actor)
• Isaias Betsayda (actor)
• Eddie Castro (actor)
• Angel Confiado (actor)
• Ramon D'Salva (actor)
• Buddy De Jesus (actor)
• Rudy Dominguez (actor)
• Johannes Christof von Heinsburg (actor)
• Greg Lansang (actor)
• Nort Nepomuceno (actor)
• Lope Policarpio (actor)
• Ruben Ramos (actor)
• Dante Rivero (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Batman Filmography

• Who Killed Soul Glow?
  2012, role: actor
• The Pleasure of Being Robbed
  2008, role: actor , character name: Hello Beautiful
• The Pleasure of Being Robbed
  2008, role: actor , character name: Handsome
• Headspace
  2003, role: actor

Batman

Wealthy entrepreneur Bruce Wayne and his ward Dick Grayson lead a double life: they are actually the crime fighting duo Batman and Robin. A secret Batpole in the Wayne mansion leads to the Batcave, where Police Commissioner Gordon often calls the Bat-duo on the Batphone with the latest emergency threatening Gotham City. Racing to the scene of the crime in the Batmobile, Batman and Robin must (with the help of the trusty Bat-utility-belt) thwart the efforts of a variety of master criminals, including The Riddler, The Joker, Catwoman, and The Penguin.

Cast

• Adam West
• Burt Ward
• William Dozier
• Alan Napier
• Neil Hamilton
• Stafford Repp
• Madge Blake
• Yvonne Craig
• Burgess Meredith
• Cesar Romero
• David Lewis
• Victor Buono
• Frank Gorshin
• Lyn Peters
• Joe Di Reda

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Hi Diddle Riddle
  Commissioner Gordon: [reading The Riddler's note aloud] Why is an orange like a bell? You know who t...
• Episode 2: Smack in the Middle
  [after seeing Molly fall into the Batcave atomic power source]::Batman: What a terrible way to go-go...
• Episode 3: Fine Feathered Finks
  Dick Grayson: Oh, heck! What's the use of learning French anyway?::Bruce Wayne: Dick, I am surprised...
• Episode 4: The Penguin's a Jinx
  Narrator: Victory for the tricky birds?::Narrator: The dynamic duo's darkest hour?::Narrator: Dawn.....
• Episode 5: The Joker Is Wild
  Robin: Batman!::The Joker: [a sword hanging on a wall falls and hits Batman in the head. Batman pret...
• Episode 6: Batman Is Riled
  Joker: [Batman & Robin are lying unconscious with their heads on a chopping block] I get The S.S. Go...
• Episode 7: Instant Freeze
  Robin: Holy iceberg! We can expect a crimewave.::Batman: No, Robin, a cold wave. Of terror.::Commiss...
• Episode 8: Rats Like Cheese
  Batman: Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help!::Freeze: In prison? T...
• Episode 9: Zelda the Great
  Batman: Meantime, let's ponder the crooks motive.::Chief O'Hara: A hundred-thousand smackers, that's...
• Episode 10: A Death Worse Than Fate
  Zelda: [on phone, using a scarf to muffle her voice] This line better not be traced, my friends, or ...
• Episode 11: A Riddle a Day Keeps the Riddler Away
  Robin: The riddle itself is pretty basic. A person is a piece of wood when he's a ruler. [Chief O'Ha...
• Episode 12: When the Rat's Away, the Mice Will Play
  [answering a riddle]::Batman: Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch!...
• Episode 13: The Thirteenth Hat
  Batman: I know Octave Marbot. I'm sitting for a statue he's making of me.::Robin: Statue? Holy happe...
• Episode 14: Batman Stands Pat
  Batman: Twelve hats, twelve people. But why, Robin? What comes in twelves?::Robin: Donuts! Ehm, hors...
• Episode 15: The Joker Goes to School
  Cheerleader I: Hey, Batman, where's Robin?::Batman: [speaking through Bat-bulhorn] Attending school,...
• Episode 16: He Meets His Match, the Grisly Ghoul
  Robin: Holy Benedict Arnold, Susie! The chief cheerleader... a member of the Joker's criminal gang! ...
• Episode 17: True or False Face
  Bruce Wayne: [after Batman gets off phone] Mr. Ladd, we'll keep you informed and let you know just a...
• Episode 18: Holy Rat Race
  Leo Gore: I say, there was one little thing you might call peculiar.::Robin: What is it?::Leo Gore: ...
• Episode 19: The Purr-fect Crime
  Batman: Robin, you haven't fastened your safety Bat-belt.::Robin: We're only going a couple of block...
• Episode 20: Better Luck Next Time
  [Catwoman has Robin trapped]::Robin: Catwoman, you are not a nice person!...
• Episode 21: The Penguin Goes Straight
  Crook: Jumpin' jeepers! A bulletproof umbrella!...
• Episode 22: Not Yet, He Ain't
  Eagle Eye: I see ghosts... on a Batcycle!::Robin: Ghosts, huh? I don't think you crooks have the rig...
• Episode 23: The Ring of Wax
  Robin the Boy Wonder: I can't move my feet! I'm stuck to the floor.::The Riddler: Yes, it's my own c...
• Episode 24: Give 'Em the Axe
  The Riddler: And Batman... did HE live, too?::Robin: No, you fiend! You've destroyed the finest man ...
• Episode 25: The Joker Trumps an Ace
  Prescott Belmont: I do believe it's that arch criminal, the Joker!...
• Episode 26: Batman Sets the Pace
  Henchman #2: [after Batman and Robin walk up out of the chimney] Hey, boss, they're gone!::The Joker...
• Episode 27: The Curse of Tut
  Commissioner Gordon: [speaking into intercom] Oh, Bonnie, get me my good friend millionaire Bruce Wa...
• Episode 28: The Pharaoh's in a Rut
  King Tut: [shouting] While Batman is bounding around in belfry's in far off Egypt, I'll do what I se...
• Episode 29: The Bookworm Turns
  The Bookworm: What was I saying before I was interrupted? [the Henchmen all shake their heads unknow...
• Episode 30: While Gotham City Burns
  Batman: Chief O'Hara, we haven't one Big Benjamin second to lose!...
• Episode 31: Death in Slow Motion
  Dick Grayson: [Bruce lays down Bat-phone] What is it, Bruce?::Bruce Wayne: The Riddler.::Bruce Wayne...
• Episode 32: The Riddler's False Notion
  Batman: [to Pauline] Stop! surrender! Give yourself up. Or by all that's holy I might forget myself ...
• Episode 33: Fine Finny Fiends
  Commissioner Gordon: Umbrella's, the absolute sign. We're dealing with that waddling pirate of plund...
• Episode 34: Batman Makes the Scenes
  The Penguin: [referring to the Caped Crusaders] They're still breathing. How in the name of purple w...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Shoot a Crooked Arrow
  [last lines]::Narrator: Doth this foul deed spell finis for the Caped Crusaders? Willst the Dynamic ...
• Episode 2: Walk the Straight and Narrow
  The Archer: By thunder, thee will walk the plank deck.::Dick Grayson: Holy Blackbeard!...
• Episode 3: Hot Off the Griddle
  Robin: [after being shot with tranquilizer darts] Holy D'Artagnan!::Batman: You've made your point!...
• Episode 4: The Cat and the Fiddle
  Bruce Wayne: Oh, better put five cents in the meter.::Dick Grayson: No policeman is going to give th...
• Episode 5: The Minstrel's Shakedown
  [singing to the tune of "A Wandering Minstrel"]::The Minstrel: A helpful minstrel I, when I see folk...
• Episode 6: Barbecued Batman?
  The Minstrel: [singing to the tune of "Wait Till the Sun Shines Nellie"] Wait 'til the jailbreak, Ba...
• Episode 7: The Spell of Tut
  [first lines]::Narrator: A quiet, balmy midnight in Gotham City. Not a creature is stirring, except ...
• Episode 8: Tut's Case Is Shut
  [last lines]::Police Commissioner James Gordon: So brave, so dependable, and so modest. Rare in men ...
• Episode 9: The Greatest Mother of Them All
  Bruce Wayne: Come on, Robin. Let's help a little old lady across the street... and into the penitent...
• Episode 10: Ma Parker
  Bruce Wayne: You're keeping Ma Parker and her daughter in the same cell block with the boys?::Warden...
• Episode 11: The Clock King's Crazy Crimes
  Millie Second: You're marvelous, Clock King.::The Clock King: That, my dear, is because I plan every...
• Episode 12: The Clock King Gets Crowned
  The score for the episode occasionally incorporates the famous Westminster Quarters bell chime, whic...
• Episode 13: An Egg Grows in Gotham
  Egghead: [chuckles wickedly] Eggscelent. I might even go as far as to say: eggsquisite.::[more chuck...
• Episode 14: The Yegg Foes in Gotham
  Batman: Who are you, citizen?::Jose Jimenez: Oh, my name José Jimenez. And who may I ask are you two...
• Episode 15: The Devil's Fingers
  Robin: Holy impossibility!...
• Episode 16: The Dead Ringers
  Robin: Holy metronome!...
• Episode 17: Hizzonner the Penguin
  Robin: Holy disaster area!...
• Episode 18: Dizzoner the Penguin
  Robin: Holy coffin nails, Batman!...
• Episode 19: Green Ice
  Chief O'Hara: It seems a pity on a day like this to call out the Caped Crusader.::Commissioner Gordo...
• Episode 20: Deep Freeze
  Mr. Freeze: After I'm through with this little business, I'm going to execute my plan for the greate...
• Episode 21: The Impractical Joker
  Robin: Holy vertebroth!...
• Episode 22: The Joker's Provokers
  Robin: Holy hydraulics!...
• Episode 23: Marsha, Queen of Diamonds
  Robin: Holy Houdini, where's the commissioner?...
• Episode 24: Marsha's Scheme of Diamonds
  Marsha: [after Batman has apprehended her at the end of the episode] Well, I suppose this is the end...
• Episode 25: Come Back, Shame
  Robin: Holy jigsaw puzzles!...
• Episode 26: It's How You Play the Game
  Robin: Holy guacamole!...
• Episode 27: The Penguin's Nest
  Lurch: [pops his head out a window as Batman and Robin are climbing the wall outside, interrupting h...
• Episode 28: The Bird's Last Jest
  Robin: Holy flip-flop! What happen to justice?...
• Episode 29: The Cat's Meow
  Catwoman: [talking to Batman & Robin who are held in the sound-magnifying device] Your eardrums will...
• Episode 30: The Bat's Kow Tow
  Catwoman: Batman, if I were to kiss you, would you think I was a bad girl?...
• Episode 31: The Puzzles Are Coming
  Robin: Holy Hamlet!...
• Episode 32: The Duo Is Slumming
  Robin: Holy stratosphere!...
• Episode 33: The Sandman Cometh
  Catwoman: Fresh catnip? At *this* time of night?...
• Episode 34: The Catwoman Goeth
  Though Batman escapes the Sandman's trap, Robin is left to wander in a deadly maze. A clue leads Bat...
• Episode 35: The Contaminated Cowl
  Commissioner Gordon: Who knows what disaster lies ahead when a man of the Mad Hatter's twisted tende...
• Episode 36: The Mad Hatter Runs Afoul
  Narrator: [narrating] When we said our last fearful farewells to Batman and Robin, the malevolent Ma...
• Episode 37: The Zodiac Crimes
  Robin: Holy astronomy!...
• Episode 38: The Joker's Hard Times
  Robin: Holy astronomy!...
• Episode 39: The Penguin Declines
  Robin: Holy gambles, Batman!...
• Episode 40: That Darn Catwoman
  'Lesley Gore' (qv) introduced her hit song "California Nights" (written by Marvin Hamlisch and Howar...
• Episode 41: Scat! Darn Catwoman
  Robin: Holy diversionary tactic!...
• Episode 42: Penguin Is a Girl's Best Friend
  Robin: Holy CinemaScope!...
• Episode 43: Penguin Sets a Trend
  Robin: Holy cliffhanger, Batman!...
• Episode 44: Penguin's Disastrous End
  Robin: Holy armadillo!...
• Episode 45: Batman's Anniversary
  [the Dynamic Duo find a note on the front door of the Gotham City Bank, affixed by a spear]::Robin: ...
• Episode 46: A Riddling Controversy
  Riddler: That mealy mouthed faker. Issued a joint statement with Batman and Robin, did he? Ha ha! We...
• Episode 47: The Joker's Last Laugh
  Robin: Holy funny bone, the Joker!...
• Episode 48: The Joker's Epitaph
  Robin: Holy bankruptcy!...
• Episode 49: Catwoman Goes to College
  Robin: Holy Hollywood!...
• Episode 50: Batman Displays His Knowledge
  Amber Forever: You're Catwoman.::Catwoman: In the fur....
• Episode 51: A Piece of the Action
  Robin: [stuck to an nondetachable glue pad] Holy flypaper, Batman!...
• Episode 52: Batman's Satisfaction
  Kato: [During the big fight between Batman, Robin, Green Hornet, Kato, and Colonel Gum's Henchmen, R...
• Episode 53: King Tut's Coup
  Commissioner Gordon: In times like these there's only one man who can help us solve the problem: Bru...
• Episode 54: Batman's Waterloo
  Narrator: [narrating] As you may recall, we last left Batman sealed in an Egyptian sarcaphocus five ...
• Episode 55: Black Widow Strikes Again
  Black Widow: Dear Heart, you may be caped, and you may be dynamic, but to me you are a crashing bore...
• Episode 56: Caught in the Spider's Den
  This was 'Tallulah Bankhead' (qv)'s final role....
• Episode 57: Pop Goes the Joker
  Robin: Holy tip off!...
• Episode 58: Flop Goes the Joker
  Baby Jane Towser: Joker, you could at least untie us. My hands are getting stiff.::The Joker: Of cou...
• Episode 59: Ice Spy
  Narrator: [narrating] And while the Batmobile glisaades towards police headquarters, Mr. Freeze is h...
• Episode 60: The Duo Defy
  Mr. Freeze: As soon as that tube is completely frost-covered, which will mean that the caped crackpo...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Enter Batgirl, Exit Penguin
  Batman: Well, we've managed to clip Catwoman's claws once again. She won't be troubling Gotham City ...
• Episode 2: Ring Around the Riddler
  Riddler: Batgirls wilt just as quickly as other women!...
• Episode 3: The Wail of the Siren
  The Siren: I want to become the wickedest woman in Gotham City, and, thus, in the world!...
• Episode 4: The Sport of Penguins
  Chief O'Hara: Brazen bird! I'll wager there's a connection between this and that parasol he stole fr...
• Episode 5: A Horse of Another Color
  Batman: I did a little extra-curricular crime-detecting while Dick Grayson was doing his homework....
• Episode 6: The Unkindest Tut of All
  Narrator: [narrating] Sunday afternoon in Gotham City. A day of rest for everyone, including crimefi...
• Episode 7: Louie, the Lilac
  Louie the Lilac: Some of the young people of the flower generation will be the future leaders of the...
• Episode 8: The Ogg and I
  Commissioner Gordon: You two will never get away with this!::Egghead: Oh really, Commissioner, I wis...
• Episode 9: How to Hatch a Dinosaur
  Egghead: What are you doing, Olga, light of my life, my little future wife?::Olga, Queen of the Coss...
• Episode 10: Surf's Up! Joker's Under!
  Robin: Holy ten toes!...
• Episode 11: The Londinium Larcenies
  Bruce Wayne: [to Dick, wearing a Beatle wig, hits a cymbal as the Batphone rings] Cool it, Ringo....
• Episode 12: The Foggiest Notion
  Robin: You 20th century witch, Lady Peasoup! You know I wouldn't fight a female, even a small army o...
• Episode 13: The Bloody Tower
  Alfred: Thank goodness, Master Robin. I despaired of ever seeing you again.::Robin: The despair was ...
• Episode 14: Catwoman's Dressed to Kill
  Catwoman #2: No hero worth his salt would let a lady expire. It's foolproof I tell you - purrrfectly...
• Episode 15: The Ogg Couple
  Chief O'Hara: The Bulbul Scimitar? The Egg of Ogg?::Commissioner Gordon: That's right, Chief O'Hara,...
• Episode 16: The Funny Feline Felonies
  Robin: Holy special delivery!...
• Episode 17: The Joke's on Catwoman
  Robin: Holy return from oblivion! We're still alive!...
• Episode 18: Louie's Lethal Lilac Time
  Batman: Tell me something, Batgirl, how did you get out of that vat?::Batgirl: With my Batgirl vat-o...
• Episode 19: Nora Clavicle and the Ladies' Crime Club
  Alfred: [to Batman] Well, good luck, sir. We men are counting on you, you know....
• Episode 20: Penguin's Clean Sweep
  Batman: One bite from this fruit fly, Robin, and you might have been asleep for years.::Robin: [gasp...
• Episode 21: The Great Escape
  Batman: I've got it. What do criminals call a rock?::Robin: Holy karats, a diamond!...
• Episode 22: The Great Train Robbery
  The final fight scene between Batman and Shame is most likely the only time - ever - that the actual...
• Episode 23: I'll Be a Mummy's Uncle
  Robin: Holy hardest metal in the world!...
• Episode 24: The Joker's Flying Saucer
  Joker: This is a unique experience. I've thrilled many a woman, Batgirl, but I never sent one comple...
• Episode 25: The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra
  Commissioner Gordon: A Batfight seldom takes more than forty seconds, and they're already half an ho...
• Episode 26: Minerva, Mayhem and Millionaires
  [at Minerva's spa]::Batman: Yes, I'm looking forward to Minerva's famous eggplant-jelly vitamin scal...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Batman - The Who
• Batman - Bob Schneider
• Batman - Mucky Pup
• Batman - Oj Da Juiceman
• Batman - Jan & Dean
• Batman - Ahmad Belvin
• Batman - Zmelkoow
• Batman - I Hate You When You're Pregnant

Batman
Batman
Batman
Batman
[etc.]

I am batman but you can call me Bob
And when I see the boy wonder I say yo rob
I used to wear a cape and do the leotard bit
But now I wear all serious because I don't give a shit
I used to bust my butt all day fighting crime
But now I rock the house when I say my rhyme
I turn the whole damn house into a crazy mob
Because I'm batman but you can call me Bob
I'll tell you a little story that happened to me
You see me and robin were cruising down the street
In the batmobile with the lights turned low
A six pack on ice so we were ready to go
The batbox blastin out our old theme song and robin
kept on passin me a serious bong
I took a couple of hits the next thing I know
This cop pulls me over to the side of the road
He said, yo what's yer name boy. God damn you look like
a slob!
I said, I'm batman but you can call me Bob.
I turned to robin and I said its getting late
I got to find myself a woman before I hallucinate
We found this little place so we went inside
They carded robin at the door they asked his age and he
lied
I went up to the bar and ordered myself a jack
That's when I felt this tappin on the back of my back
I turned around and dropped my drink there was this
girl in a mink
She was the most beautiful girl I've ever see I think
I turned to robin and I said yo this is rob
My name is batman but you can call me Bob
I promised to behave so we went back to my cave
She took one look at my place and she started to rave
She gave me a kiss and said I'll be right back
I'm gonna take off some clothes so that we can relax
She left the room for a minute so I threw on some tunes
I opened up the skylight so we could look at the moon
But when she came back in she had a whip in her hand
It turns out she was the black leotarded catwoman
She started chasing me around sayin she wanted me dead
I grabbed my batarang and hit her right in the head
She went out like a light I said oh man what a night
I took her to the station and they locked her up tight
The sergeant said son you did a real fine jog
I said I'm batman but you can call me Bob

Thought you were smart, you bought a whore.
Then came Batman through the door.
Instead of f*ckin that stupid slut,
you got 8 inches up your butt.
Batman!
Thought you were smart, you bought a whore.
Then came Batman through the door.
Instead of f*ckin that stupid slut,
you got 8 stitches up your butt.
Batman! Batman the Buttripper, use your butt like a can-opener,
Batman the Buttripper, use your butt like a can-opener, man.

Overseas with Jackie Chan, 09 like Batman
Maserati, Lamborghini, Hummer trucks on ceiling fans
Take you out of town, take you places you ain't never been
Spend a couple hundred thousand, come kick it with Juiceman
Overseas with Jackie Chan, 09 like Batman
Maserati, Lamborghini, Hummer trucks on ceiling fans
Take you out of town, take you places you ain't never been
Spend a couple hundred thousand, come kick it with Juiceman
Overseas like Mr. T, with Jackie Chan we throwin' bands
Blowin' on that loud pack, back to back in dumps man
Baby girl you with a G, take you ova to Amsterdam
Flyin' G4 when we land we ridin ceiling fans
Hundred thousand hundred thousand
Yeah, we blow the hundred thousand
Summer vacation and we kickin in Resortion Island
Pinky ring acre and my house as tall as desert mountains
I'm like a plus sign cause my money always stay countin'
Coma, coma, coma can it get any dumber?
Young Juiceman ridin' 30's on a Hummer
Then I take a trip to Cali, first sound of thunder
Girl I'm in pain, can you be my super woman?
Overseas with Jackie Chan, 09 like Batman
Maserati, Lamborghini, Hummer trucks on ceiling fans
Take you out of town, take you places you ain't never been
Spend a couple hundred thousand, come kick it with Juiceman
Overseas with Jackie Chan, 09 like Batman
Maserati, Lamborghini, Hummer trucks on ceiling fans
Take you out of town, take you places you ain't never been
Spend a couple hundred thousand, come kick it with Juiceman
09 Batman, lights like Catman
Yellow black diamond's just like Packman
Still in the trap so my plug Afghanistan
Why you work with Italy, damn we got some chemistry
Hundred thousand Nike shoes 'cause you look so good to me
Thirty thousand swisher blunts 'cause that lap taste good to me
Pasta and linguini, already know it's Sicily
Back to back in Bentleys, head to toe is pedicure
First round draft, you ain't fuckin' with no amateur
Hollywood and photo shoot, hundred thousand cameras
(Cameras)
Prada shoe and Gucci bag, girl check out our literature
Weekend night shopping over there in Delaware
Overseas with Jackie Chan, 09 like Batman
Maserati, Lamborghini, Hummer trucks on ceiling fans
Take you out of town, take you places you ain't never been
Spend a couple hundred thousand, come kick it with Juiceman
Overseas with Jackie Chan, 09 like Batman
Maserati, Lamborghini, Hummer trucks on ceiling fans
Take you out of town, take you places you ain't never been
Spend a couple hundred thousand, come kick it with Juiceman
Lamborghini, Maserati, Hummer truck in asguwince
Spend a whole month in a mountain up in Aspen
You get what you need baby girl, just ask me 20 thousand
South of gap
Baby goin' tax free, just left South Beach
Just did Kush tree, shoulda bought a boat but instead I bought a G-3
Take you to the bankers, baby we gon' make some big cheese
Layin' back in Atlanta, went one point two three
Can raise salt like we playin', where the fuck is jetchi
Bitch stay big like when we hit Palm Springs
Money so long bustin' through my pocket thread string
Get you to my trap, have you jumpin' on my bed springs
Overseas with Jackie Chan, 09 like Batman
Maserati, Lamborghini, Hummer trucks on ceiling fans
Take you out of town, take you places you ain't never been
Spend a couple hundred thousand, come kick it with Juiceman
Overseas with Jackie Chan, 09 like Batman
Maserati, Lamborghini, Hummer trucks on ceiling fans
Take you out of town, take you places you ain't never been

I don't know who he is behind that mask
But we need him, & we need him now
He's known as Bruce Wayne by day, wealthy socialite
(Gotham City, here they come)
But incognito in dress, he fights crime by night
(Gotham City, here they come)
Yeah it's Batman & Robin, Boy Wonder at his side
Hey now, Riddler, Penguin, Joker, better go & hide
[Sounds of villainous laughter]
We need the Batman (Batman)
We need the Batman (Batman)
Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot
So my disguise must be able
To strike terror into their hearts
Now as the Bat Signal sweeps across the midnight sky
(Gotham City, here they come)
Somewhere in Gotham City it'll find the Batman's eye
(Gotham City, here they come)
There's a crime wave goin' on, but not for very long
'Cause the Batman's gonna teach 'em right from wrong
They call him Batman (Batman)
They call him Batman (Batman)
Did you see that strange car (no, why?)
It was shaped like a bat
[Sound of Batmobile passing by]
So when you see the Batmobile quickly pass you by
(Gotham City, here they come)
You know they've heard the Batphone & the Commissioner's cry
(Gotham City, here they come)
Yeah that Dynamic Duo's out to prove crime doesn't pay
And from the Batcave our heroes keep evil at bay
We need the Batman (Batman)
We need the Batman (Batman)
I must be a creature of the night
[Spoken]:
Black, terrible! Um... um... [sounds of bat's call & flapping wings]
As if in answer a huge bat flies in the open window!
A bat, that's it, it's an omen; I shall become a bat!
Thus is born this weird figure of the dark, this avenger of evil, the Batman!
Batman Batman
Batman Batman
Batman

He's like a villain only it for himself he steady killing like a monster out of hell murdered your heart But I bring it back to life you don't have to cry look me in my eyes Baby.
[Chorus:]
If I put on my cape I'm going to save the day He can't take that away everything is going be ok. look to the sky above I'm going to bring down our love let's go up up and away some day I'll be your batman we could be so in love I'll be your bat man take you to the sky above I'll be you batman we could fall so in love I'll be your... Let's go up up and away some day everybody say yeah yeah yeah yeah everybody say yeah yeah yeah yeah everybody say yeah yeah yeah yeah everybody say yeah yeah yeah yeah
He's like a villain only in it for himself he steady killing like a monster out of hell murdered your heart But I bring it back to life you don't have to cry look me in my eyes Baby.
[Chorus:]
If I put on my cape I'm going to save the day He can't take that away everything is going be ok. look to the sky above I'm going to bring down our love let's go up up and away some day I'll be your batman we could be so in love I'll be your bat man take you to the sky above I'll be you batman we could fall so in love I'll be your... Let's go up up and away some day
If you up in da club throw em up in da club say yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yeahhh if she got a ringtone picture in your phone say yea yea yea yea yea yea yeahh. if you up in da club throw em up in da club say yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yeahhh if she got a ringtone picture in your phone say yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yeahh
Aye!
[Chorus:]
If I put on my cape I'm going to save the day He can't take that away everything is going be ok. look to the sky above I'm going to bring down our love let's go up up and away some day I'll be your batman we could be so in love I'll be your bat man take you to the sky above I'll be you batman we could fall so in love I'll be your... Let's go up up and away some day
I'll be your bat man [x4]

Batman je zaspal na akcijo
ukradli so še eno svetovno atrakcijo
spet se je izgovarjal da mu ura ni zvonila
in da so mu ukradli ključe od batmobila
Batman Batman
Težki časi za superheroje vsi nekaj hočejo od tebe
tudi če si v gužvi in ti gre vse narobe te klicarijo brez potrebe
24 urni delavnik nobenega dopusta plača mizerna lih za iz rok v usta
dokler rešuješ svet te nobeden ne opazi ob najmanjši napaki pa si tako na prvi strani
Batman Batman
Ko je bil mlad so ga ljudje občudovali zlikovci in lopovi so se ga bali
mladenke so njegove slike lepile na stene ko bile so v težavah razočaral ni nobene
in sčasoma je postalo samoumevno da je Batman vedno tam kjer je potrebno
na 200 mestih hkrati če je bilo treba in to naj bi naredila ena sama oseba
Batman Batman
In se je odločil da ima vsega dovolj da ne bo več delal kot konj
normalen delavnik od osmih do treh je bilo vse kar je želel
pa so barabe ukradle Eifflov stolp ga zvarile v raketo in izstrelile v nebo
naslednji dan so mediji zapisali pompozno vsega je kriv Batman ker je prišel prepozno

You know you better watch out
When I've got my boomerang
'Cause I will not think twice
To bust your ass
You know i feel pretty good
When I've got my armor on
These mother fucking punks
Think they run my town
(chorus)
'Cause I run through the village
Because I am Batman
I fight all the villains
Because I am Batman
Fight crime every day
Fight crime every nite
Willpower stronger than steel
If you cross my path
You must face my wrath
Rocking in Gotham
Because I am Batman
Oh yes
With my utility belt
I'll use my grappling hook
And i will fly through the skies
In my Dark Knight disguise
Is everybody ok?
I'd really like to know
The Joker, the Penguin, the Riddler
I don't care at all