My Monster Mom (2008)

Actors

• Ces Aldaba (actor)
• Victor Aliwalas (actor)
• Nonoy Ambrocio (actor)
• Manny Castañeda (actor)
• Benjie Cayetano (actor)
• J.C. de Vera (actor)
• Bong Embile (actor)
• Mart Escudero (actor)
• Marc Ferrer (actor)
• Eddie Gutierrez (actor)
• Richard Gutierrez (actor)
• Sammy Lagmay (actor)
• Eri Neeman (actor)
• Joel Tarca (actor)
• Khryss Adalia (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Black Days (2001)

Actors

• Greg Benson (actor)
• Stirling Gardner (actor)
• Karl T. Hirsch (actor)
• William Knight (actor)
• D. Reynolds (actor)
• Nicolas Roye (actor)
• Matthew Winberg (actor)
• Shiva Rose (actress)
• Sarah Silverman (actress)
• Ari Margolis (producer)
• James Morley III (producer)
• Matthew Rose (producer)
• Ari Margolis (writer)
• James Morley III (writer)
• Ari Margolis (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Mystery
• Romance

Taglines:

Deception. Betrayal. Murder... Ain't love grand?
A sinister comedy that you can only watch in the dark.

Savage Hearts (1996)

Actors

• Crispian Belfrage (actor)
• Mark Burns (actor)
• John Carter (actor)
• Julian Carter (actor)
• John Cater (actor)
• Jon Clark (actor)
• Alan Cody (actor)
• Barry De La Roche (actor)
• Angus Deayton (actor)
• David Faulds (actor)
• Julian Fellowes (actor)
• Stephen Frost (actor)
• Nicholas Frye (actor)
• Luke Hardy (actor)
• Dave Allmond (actor)

Genres

• Thriller

Heavy Weights (1995)

Actors

• Judd Apatow (actor)
• David Bowe (actor)
• Cody Burger (actor)
• Lars Clark (actor)
• Allen Covert (actor)
• Bobby Fain (actor)
• Paul Feig (actor)
• Max Goldblatt (actor)
• David Goldman (actor)
• Dustin Greer (actor)
• C. Michael Haynes (actor)
• Tom Hodges (actor)
• Tom Kelley (actor)
• Matthew Bradley King (actor)
• J.T. Alessi (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Family
• Sport

Taglines:

They never met a hot dog they didn't like... until now.
They don't run the fastest. They don't jump the highest. But they sure are getting the last laugh.

Quotes:

Roy: Funny Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.::Josh: [half-unaware] Josh was bad.::Roy: Oh man. Oh jeez.::Josh: [half-unaware] Josh now good.::Gerry: Good? Wha... what do you mean?::Josh: Must be... [finally showing his normal awareness] good to see my big ass again!

Roy: Josh. Somebody gonna die today.::Josh: Call 911.

Gerry: Don't tell anyone, but I uh... snuck in some oreos. Just in case.::Josh: That was very sneaky of you, Gerry. Chipmunks! Download! Now!

Tony Perkis: Repulse the monkey... part the wild horse's mane.

Tony Perkis: First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.

Gerry: [writing a letter] Dear Grandma... someone once said, "War is hell." They've never been to fat camp. I knew the food would be bad... [shows a revolting-looking lunch being passed out]... but even worse... [shows Lars stabbing the Blob with a spear]... today he killed the Blob.::Gerry: [goes to the go-kart track, closed and with people putting the karts in a pile] As for the go-karts, well... may they rest in pieces. I'm writing you because nobody else seemed to care.::Maury Garner: [on the phone] I did not send you to 'go-kart' camp!::Tony Perkis: [on the PA] Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...::Gerry: Tony Perkis tries to lead by example...::Tony Perkis: [shows Tony on a bed of nails, and two guys placing an ice block on his stomach] This is the 18th level of the PerkiSystem. You'll all be doing this by Labor Day! All right, do it to it, Lars!::Lars: [standing by with a large hammer at the block] It's my honor, Tony. [Lars breaks the ice block while the campers freak out. Tony is unharmed]::Gerry: ...but we're afraid to follow.::Tony Perkis: [nighttime, the campers are around a large fire along with Tony] I know each and every one of you - because I WAS you!::Gerry: Once a day, the kids from Camp MVP, drive by and make fun of us.::MVP camper: [shows the MVP counselor and two campers driving by in a motor boat] [Into a megaphone] You STINK! You STINK! You STINK! You STINK! HA ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Gerry and Roy are ducked down in the water]::Gerry: At night... [shows some more MVP campers at the dock carrying cans of paint]... they vandalize our camp. [Pat is scrubbing it all off]::Gerry: [looks at Josh's empty bed and continues] At least Josh got out... where there's food. We have to resort... to more desperate measures. [Shows the campers chasing cows and shouting]::Gerry: Tony's arranged a dance with the girls' camp... so he can humiliate us into losing weight. Pray for me, Grandma. Love, Gerry.

Tony Perkis: Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

Gerry: I'm not going to a camp with a bunch of fat loads!

Gerry: It's a fat camp! Are you crazy? No way! I'm not going to camp with a bunch of fat loads!::Mrs. Garner: Gerry!::Roger Johnson: Now that's not kind, Gerry.::Maury Garner: We're doing this for your own good. We gatta nip this thing in the bud.::Gerry: I'm fine. This is a joke right? You're fatter than I am why don't you go to fat camp.::Mrs. Garner: You show your father some respect.::Maury Garner: First I think we should have a little pow-wow, and then we will call you with our decision.::Gerry: I'll give you my decision right now. I'm not going.::[Cut to a jetliner taking off]

Roy: Josh, How ya doing man? I just saw the new nurse and she is... very attractive.::Josh: This pleases me.

Movie Showman (1989)

Actors

• Frank Bueckert (actor)
• James Defelice (actor)
• Kent Gallie (actor)
• George Highsmith (actor)
• Steven Hilton (actor)
• James Iwasiuk (actor)
• Orest Kinasewich (actor)
• Robert Koons (actor)
• Bruce Macklin (actor)
• Gord Marriott (actor)
• Brian Martell (actor)
• Paul Punyi (actor)
• Wilf Rowe (actor)
• Jim Shaw (actor)
• Glenn Beck (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• History

Der Himmel über Berlin (1987)

Actors

• Blixa Bargeld (actor)
• Jerry Barrish (actor)
• Christian Bartels (actor)
• Donald Behrendt (actor)
• Curt Bois (actor)
• Simon Bonney (actor)
• Paul Busch (actor)
• Nick Cave (actor)
• David Crome (actor)
• Tibor Dahlenburg (actor)
• Bernard Eisenschitz (actor)
• Peter Falk (actor)
• Benjamin Ferchow (actor)
• Didier Flamand (actor)
• Familie Ayik (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Fantasy
• Romance

Taglines:

There are angels on the streets of Berlin.

Quotes:

Driver: Are there still borders? More than ever! Every street has its borderline. Between each plot, there's a strip of no-man's-land disguised as a hedge or a ditch. Whoever dares, will fall into booby traps or be hit by laser rays. The trout are really torpedoes. Every home owner, or even every tenant nails his name plate on the door, like a coat of arms and studies the morning paper as if he were a world leader. Germany has crumbled into as many small states as there are individuals. And these small states are mobile. Everyone carries his own state with him, and demands a toll when another wants to enter. A fly caught in amber, or a leather bottle. So much for the border. But one can only enter each state with a password. The German soul of today can only be conquered and governed by one who arrives at each small state with the password. Fortunately, no one is currently in a position to do this. So... everyone migrates, and waves his one-man-state flag in all earthly directions. Their children already shake their rattles and drag their filth around them in circles.

Peter Falk: To smoke, and have coffee - and if you do it together, it's fantastic.

Nick Cave: [singing] From her to eternity.

Damiel: It's great to live by the spirit, to testify day by day for eternity, only what's spiritual in people's minds. But sometimes I'm fed up with my spiritual existence. Instead of forever hovering above I'd like to feel a weight grow in me to end the infinity and to tie me to earth. I'd like, at each step, each gust of wind, to be able to say "Now." Now and now" and no longer "forever" and "for eternity." To sit at an empty place at a card table and be greeted, even by a nod. Every time we participated, it was a pretense. Wrestling with one, allowing a hip to be put out in pretense, catching a fish in pretense, in pretense sitting at tables, drinking and eating in pretense. Having lambs roasted and wine served in the tents out there in the desert, only in pretense. No, I don't have to beget a child or plant a tree but it would be rather nice coming home after a long day to feed the cat, like Philip Marlowe, to have a fever and blackended fingers from the newspaper, to be excited not only by the mind but, at last, by a meal, by the line of a neck by an ear. To lie! Through one's teeth. As you're walking, to feel your bones moving along. At last to guess, instead of always knowing. To be able to say "ah" and "oh" and "hey" instead of "yea" and "amen."::Cassiel: Yeah, to be able, once in a while, to enthuse for evil. To draw all the demons of the earth from passers-by and to chase them out into the world. To be a savage.::Damiel: Or at last to feel how it is to take off shoes under a table and wriggle your toes barefoot, like that.::Cassiel: Stay alone! Let things happen! Keep serious! We can only be savages in as much as we keep serious. Do no more than look! Assemble, testify, preserve! Remain spirit! Keep your distance. Keep your word.

Damiel: When the child was a child, it was the time of these questions. Why am I me, and why not you? Why am I here, and why not there? When did time begin, and where does space end? Isn't life under the sun just a dream? Isn't what I see, hear, and smell just the mirage of a world before the world? Does evil actually exist, and are there people who are really evil? How can it be that I, who am I, wasn't before I was, and that sometime I, the one I am, no longer will be the one I am?

Homer, the aged poet: Tell me, muse, of the storyteller who has been thrust to the edge of the world, both an infant and an ancient, and through him reveal everyman. With time, those who listened to me became my readers. They no longer sit in a circle, bur rather sit apart. And one doesn't know anything about the other. I'm an old man with a broken voice, but the tale still rises from the depths, and the mouth, slightly opened, repeats it as clearly, as powerfully. A liturgy for which no one needs to be initiated to the meaning of words and sentences.

Marion: Longing. Longing for a wave of love that would stir in me. That's what makes me clumsy. The absence of pleasure. Desire for love. Desire to love.

The Dying Man: [thinking to himself while lying on the side of a road after a motorcycle accident] You never saw anyone die? I stink of gasoline. I saw it all clearly - the Mercedes, the pool of oil. Karin, I should have told you. It can't be that simple. I've still so much to do.::Damiel: [Damiel places his hands on the Dying Man's head] As I came up the mountain, out of the misty valley into the sun. The fire on the cattle range, the potatoes in the ashes, the boathouse floating in the lake. The Southern Cross.::The Dying Man: [slowly begins to speak Damiel's thoughts out loud. They speak together at first. Then, Damiel walks away, and only the Dying Man speaks] The Far East. The Great North. The Wild West. The Great Bear Lake. Tristan da Cunha. The Mississippi Delta. Stromboli. The old houses of Charlottenburg. Albert Camus. The morning light. The child's eyes. The swim in the waterfall. The spots of the first drops of rain. The sun. The bread and wine. Hopping. Easter. The veins of leaves. The blowing grass. The color of stones. The pebbles on the stream's bed. The white tablecloth outdoors. The dream of the house in the house. The dear one asleep in the next room. The peaceful Sundays. The horizon. The light from the room in the garden. The night flight. Riding a bicycle with no hands. The beautiful stranger. My father. My mother. My wife. My child.

Homer, the aged poet: What is wrong with peace that its inspiration doesn't endure?

Homer, the aged poet: Must I give up now? If I do give up, then mankind will lose its storyteller. And if mankind once loses its storyteller, then it will lose its childhood.

Star Blazers (1979)

Actors

• Michael Bertolini (actor)
• Yoshinobu Nishizaki (producer)
• Leiji Matsumoto (director)
• Peter Fernandez (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Animation
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

We're off to outer space, we're leaving Mother Earth. To save the human race...
From the Vast Reaches of Outer Space to the Infinite Depths of the Human Heart.

Quotes:

Gamilon Leader Desslok: I can't stand a man who laughs at his own jokes.

Gamilon Leader Desslok: Go ahead. Fire it. Fire the gun. I've been most anxious to see what this great weapon of yours can do, so... fire the gun...

Mark Venture: But Doctor Sane, we don't know where we're going.::Doctor Sane: Most people don't.::Mark Venture: But I'm sure it's top secret and you shouldn't be here.::Doctor Sane: Everybody's got to be someplace.

IQ9: That's Doctor Sane. He's a little eccentric, about five degrees.

Captain Abraham Avatar: Doctor Sane, would you mind leaving me alone for a while?::[Doctor Sane hesitates, but then turns around and opens the cabin door to leave]::Captain Abraham Avatar: Doctor Sane?::[Doctor Sane stops in the doorway]::Captain Abraham Avatar: Thank you.::[Doctor Sane leaves and shuts the door behind him]

Captain Abraham Avatar: [watching Earth from space] I cannot bear to see what has become of Earth. Once green and growing with blue lakes and silver streams, great rivers and mighty seas - now all gone. Only dead and burning desert left. Radiation everywhere.::Narrator: In the year 2199, planet Earth was facing extinction. In the mid 21st century, the mysterious planet Gamilon, a planet outside our solar system, declared war on all of Earth. These evil marauders of space, known for their ruthless warfare throughout the galaxy, bombarded Earth with deadly planet bombs. The surface of Earth became unlivable. People could only survive by moving to underground cities, far below the Earth surface. There was no defence against the bombing. Nations of the world fought as one against the Gamilons, but one by one, Earth space fleets were defeated. The Gamilons demanded total surrender, but the Earth defence command refused, so the Gamilons continued their attack. Now another danger lurks: the deadly radiation pollution caused by the bombs covers the Earth, and soon even the underground cities will no longer be safe, as day by day the radiation sinks deeper into the Earth. Earth is now hopelessly contaminated. In a year's time, all lives on earth will be extinct. Now, one last desperate battle between the Earth defence fleet and the Gamilons is being fought near the planet Pluto. Earth has only one space battleship left, commanded by Captain Avatar.::Captain Abraham Avatar: This battleship alone, against such an evil as the Gamilons, we stand between them and Earth. We must prevail. We are Earth's last defence. Here at Pluto, we must make our stand!

Pilot: A message from the Gamilon ship, sir: "Earth fleet, we advise you to surrender now". What shall I tell them?::Captain Abraham Avatar: Tell them they're idiots!::Pilot: What?::Captain Abraham Avatar: I said - idiots!::Pilot: This is the Earth flag ship 225. Our answer: idiots! Over.

[first lines of season 1 episodes]::Narrator: In the year 2199, Earth was under severe attack from the mysterious planet Gamilon. Gamilon planet bombs covered the Earth with radioactive pollution, and as a result, in one year's time Earth will be unlivable. But on the planet Iscandar there is a machine that can remove the radioactivity. Queen Starsha offers it to the people of Earth. A team of Star Blazers called the Star Force undertakes the perilous journey. But can the Star Force travel 148,000 light years and back in just one Earth year?

Crazy Mama (1975)

Actors

• Carmen Argenziano (actor)
• Jim Backus (actor)
• Vince Barnett (actor)
• David Boyle (actor)
• Beach Dickerson (actor)
• Bryan Englund (actor)
• Ralph James (actor)
• Clint Kimbrough (actor)
• Saul Krugman (actor)
• Skip E. Lowe (actor)
• Bill Luckey (actor)
• Hal Marshall (actor)
• Bill McLean (actor)
• John Milius (actor)
• John Aprea (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

In 1957 Cheryl Drove Her Mom's Chevy on a Heavy Date: Got Knocked Up, Knocked Over a Bank, Smashed Four Police Cars, and Kidnapped Her Stepfather. It Was a Crazy Year!
They shot her father, killed off her man, stole her land. She became the ... [video cover]

...tick... tick... tick... (1970)

Actors

• Calvin Brown (actor)
• Jim Brown (actor)
• Barry Cahill (actor)
• Bernie Casey (actor)
• George Cisar (actor)
• Richard Elkins (actor)
• Dan Frazer (actor)
• Roy Glenn (actor)
• Anthony James (actor)
• Clifton James (actor)
• George Kennedy (actor)
• Fredric March (actor)
• Robert Random (actor)
• Renny Rooker (actor)
• Ernest Anderson (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Drama

Taglines:

A black sheriff on the way up. A white sheriff on the way out.
Two men with nothing in common but the hate that surrounds them.
A town turns into a time-bomb.
Listen, boy! Any black man that runs for sheriff down here in Colusa County should have his head examined. Before the coroner does it for him
What happens in a Southern town when law and order is in the hands of a black man?

Quotes:

Jimmy Price: What's going on back there?::Black Deputy: Police brutality.

[Last lines]::John Little: Come next November, I'm going to run your legs off.::Jimmy Price: I'm not going to stand for Sheriff next year::John Little: Why not?::Jimmy Price: My brother, he's going to run for Sheriff. [pause] I'm going to run for Mayor.

The Warrior's Husband (1933)

Actors

• Lionel Belmore (actor)
• Ferdinand Gottschalk (actor)
• David Manners (actor)
• Tiny Sandford (actor)
• John Sheehan (actor)
• Ernest Truex (actor)
• Claudia Coleman (actress)
• Maude Eburne (actress)
• Catherine Hayes (actress)
• Elissa Landi (actress)
• Helene Madison (actress)
• Marjorie Rambeau (actress)
• Helen Ware (actress)
• Jesse L. Lasky (producer)
• Walter Lang (writer)

Genres

• Comedy

Homer Filmography

• Second Fiddle to a Steel Guitar
  1966, role: actor , character name: Himself

Homer Filmography

• Chihuahua Too!
  2013, role: actor , character name: Dorado

Homer Filmography

• Another Gay Movie
  2006, role: actor , character name: Andy's Gerbil

Famous quotes by Homer:

"To have a great man for an intimate friend seems pleasant to those who have never tried it; those who have, fear it."

"Wise to resolve, and patient to perform."

"After the event, even a fool is wise"

"Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen but his country's cause"

"I detest that man, who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks forth another"

"In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!"

"Wisdom never lies"

"Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing, and dancing sooner than war"

"A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly"

"The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for."

"Words empty as the wind are best left unsaid."

"The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others."

"There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends."

"A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother."

"Light is the task where many share the toil."

"And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared."

"Nothing shall I, while sane, compare with a friend."

"Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another."

"Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another."

"Two urns on Jove's high throne have ever stood, the source of evil one, and one of good; from thence the cup of mortal man he fills, blessings to these, to those distributes ills; to most he mingles both."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Homer - Oj Da Juiceman
• Homer - Bongwater
• Homer - Miracle Legion

Intro: dj rell nigga. one thing bout it, u kepp da shiit real cuz n da bullshiit will fall, atlanta we stack, ask real niggaz u bitch niggaz like give da fukq bout u
(Chorus)
Blow ha, towe ha, diamonds look like rover, big ass circle diamond chain same size of a doughnut, bolder-crest nigga with da same bella of proma, ballin super strong, I bet 2 time ball like homer.x2
{verse}1
Diamond color diamond, burnets don't be shinnin, step inside my house, my house is da same size of a mountain. money steady runnin, so we fix it like a fountain, atlanta zoo chain on da symbol is a flacon. slidin on diz eight, boi am high just like a falcon, brought my fisrt car turn birdview dragon, I'm heavy in da game all diz niggaz dey was slackin, keep da heater on me for dem niggaz who is jackin, cockaine traptivity like hiker our package, give da bitch da fruity but I also did da package.now I do show getttin money on da balcony.hater suk my dick and ur bitch can catch da backhand...
(Chorus)
Blow ha, towe ha, diamonds look like rover, big ass circle diamond chain same size of a doughnut, boulder-crest nigga with da same bella of proma, ballin super strong, I bet 2 time ball like homer.x2
{verse 2}
Krispy green charm, bitch look at my arm, I'm texaco shawty and da bushes hold my bums, and if u touch da mothafuker 4, 5 for alarm, I'm just like one dollar boi am super strong, and I didn't take no ana ana... I did diz on my own, with pirates n da headbeater in my momma home, so every monday come around I throw my momma bums, my bag 2 tie bal head mowlin super strong, boulder-crest nigga plus a balle put me on, dats y I scream da crest dawg every time is on, I'm stupid guapamoli n my pistol mi a long, and I did caught ur men say he love me daady lon.
(Chorus)

Momma won't drive me home
she says
walk home in the rain
says
brag about your fame on the block
clouds of soggy people
shooting people
shooting brain across my brain, again
again
again
yankee go home to your home 'cuz you're home
rasta go home to your home and you call it home
rhyming go?
WE are The Menace American...

One shot goes out the park
Well I been waitin' a year for this
And jumpin high, a few pounds light
My daddy reached out and he gave me a kiss
Georgie waitin’ in the wings
I seen him runnin' with a dog or two
Knee high, with a gleam in his eye
Surely kid I’ll sign it for you
Just a little more
She'd've been a homer
Just a little more
She'd've been a homer
Just a little more
She'd've been a homer
Just a little more
She'd've been...
My Daddy met Johnny U.
He said "Man you're too good for Baltimore"
And one of the greats, that’s the one who waits
So meet me later at the locker room door
Meet me later at the locker room door
Meet me later at the locker room
Meet me later at the locker room door
Meet me later at the locker room door
Meet me later at the locker room door
Just a little more
She'd've been a homer
With just a little more
She'd've been a homer
But just a little more
She'd've been a homer
Just a little more...