Jones, Taco Filmography

• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: actor , character name: Taco
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: producer
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: writer
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: writer
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: composer
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: director
• The Higher Power Revenge of a Menace
  2013, role: editor

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Taco's Charleston Medley - Taco
• Thanks A Million - Taco
• Let's Face The Music And Dance - Taco
• La Vie En Rose - Taco
• I Should Care - Taco
• Carmella - Taco
• Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Taco
• Living In My Dreamworld - Taco
• You Are My Lucky Star - Taco
• Winchester Cathedral - Taco
• La Chambre Separee (A Media Luz) - Taco
• Tribute To Tino - Taco
• Singin' In The Rain - Taco
• Putting On The Ritz - Taco
• Puttin' On The Ritz - Taco
• Livin' In My Dreamworld - Taco
• Encore (Sweet Gipsy Rose) - Taco
• Cheek To Cheek - Taco
• After Eight - Taco
• Taco - Taco

Charleston, Charleston
???....
Yes sir, that's my baby
No sir, I don't mean maybe
Yes sir, that's my baby now
Yes now, we've decided
No no, we won't hide it
Yes now, you're invited now
Hey by the way, by the way
When we reach the preacher, I'll say
Yes sir, that's my baby
No sir, I don't mean maybe

Play it again, Wern
Thanks a million, a million thanks to you
For everything that love could bring, you brought me
Each tender love word you happened to say
Is hidden away in memory's bouquet
Thanks a million, for I remember too
The tenderness that your caress has taught me
You made a million dreams come true
And so I'm saying thanks a million
Thanks a million to you, Wern
To you Fran for the sound
Ray for the bass, Lena for I Should Care
And David Parker for making this record possible

(What we're gonna do?)
(Gonna do what?)
(Hey - what we're gonna do, c'mon)
(C'mon, c'mon, what we're gonna do)
There may be trouble ahead
But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
Let's face the music and dance
Before the fiddlers have fled
Before they ask us to pay the bill and while you still have the chance
Let's face the music and dance
Soon, we'll be without the moon
Humming a different tune, and then
There may be teardrops to shed
So while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
Let's face the music and dance, dance

Hold me close and hold me fast
The magic spell you cast
This is la vie en rose
When you kiss me heaven sighs
And tho I close my eyes
I see la vie en rose
When you press me to your heart
I'm in a world apart
A world where roses bloom
And when you speak...angels sing from above
Everyday words seem...to turn into love songs
Give your heart and soul to me
And life will always be

[Foreign Content]
I should care
I should go around weeping
I should care
I should go without sleeping
Strangely enough, I sleep well
Except for a dream or two
But then I count my sheep well
Funny how sheep can lull you to sleep, so
I should care
I should let it upset me
I should care
But it just doesn't get me
Maybe I won't find someone
As lovely as you
But I should care
And I do
I should care
I should let it upset me
I should care
But it just doesn't get me
Maybe I won't find someone
As lovely as you
But I should care

I found her in a dirty little cafe
In an obscure part of Reno, sleeping in a corner
Her features suggested further beauty
But the picture she presented just made me shiver
I thought of the endless nights just searching
With a handful of indications, most of them were useless
Now that the journey was over, I wondered
Was it worth it, what had happened to the girl?
Carmella, people call you the mystery star
You live on as a legend, but I searched for the truth
Carmella, you have haunted me ever since
When I once featured beside you with a one-sentence line
I ordered two double whiskey sodas
As I needed all the courage to go and wake her
Then suddenly, two eyes burned right through me
I wanted to be certain who sat before me
She told me that there were many reasons
About her disappearance, the torment she'd been through
Surgeons had ruined her sister's face
Then they made her take her place, but Conchita couldn't act
Carmella, people call you the mystery star
You live on as a legend, but I searched for the truth
Carmella, you have haunted me ever since
When I once featured beside you with a one-sentence line
Carmella, people call you the mystery star
You live on as a legend, but I searched for the truth
Carmella, you have haunted me ever since

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then oh, why can't I
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then, oh, why can't I
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why then oh, why can't I
If happy little bluebirds
Fly beyond the rainbow

Livin' in my dreamworld, mem'ries of yesteryear
Visions of Garbo, that old piano
Those golden years are right here (I love 'em)
Livin' in my dreamworld, don't you dare wake me up
I'm hooked on Charleston, I sing a long song
Don't let 'em disappear
Come fly with me, there's room within my fantasy
In dreams, there'll be a shooting star for you and me
I'm not nuts now honey, so take a chance
We'll dance on the Milky Way (you'll love it)
Livin' in a dreamworld, moonlight serenade
Two lovers spending time, never-ending
Honeymoon escapade (you gather)
Livin' in my dreamworld, twilight twa nu mua
Conquer the dance floor, 'til we can't take more
Na per des ear un wah
Come fly with me, there's room within my fantasy
In dreams, there'll be a shooting star for you and me
I'm not nuts so honey, come take your chance
Romancing, dancing here (it's magic)
Livin' in a dreamworld, programmed on way back then
You'll be my Harlow, I'm Valentino
Tear up the town like them (they'll love us)
Livin' in my dreamworld, destined for the past
Don't like the eighties, livin' on maybe's
Big brother's watching you (don't trust him)
(Living in my dreamworld, where did things go wrong)
(Computerizing and analyzing)

You are my lucky star
I saw you from afar
Two lovely eyes, at me they were beamin', gleamin'
I was star-struck
You're all my lucky charms
I'm lucky in your arms
You've opened heaven's portal here on earth for this poor mortal
You are my lucky star
In my imagination, I saw a star-lit sky so bright
In my imagination, there I saw you in the night
And then one day I found you, but I could not realize
My lucky star shining, right before my very eyes, oh
You are my lucky star
I saw you from afar
If God was a glamorous creature
You're a four-star feature
Though you are never seen
Up on some movie screen
You are my Schear, Crawford, Hepburn, Harlow, and my Garbo
You are my lucky star
You are my lucky star
You know I saw you, baby, from afar
Two lovely eyes, at me they were beamin', gleamin'
You know I was star-struck
Although you are never seen
Up on some movie screen
You've opened heaven's portal here on earth for this poor mortal

Winchester Cathedral
You're bringin' me down
You stood there and watched as
My baby left town
You could've done something
But you didn't try
You didn't do nothing
You let her walk by
Now everyone knows
Just how much I need her, that girl
(Are you that girl?)
She wouldn't have gone far away
If only you'd started ringing your bell
Winchester Cathedral
You're bringin' me down
You stood there and watched as
My baby left town
Winchester Cathedral
You're bringin' me down
You stood there and watched as
My baby left town
You could've done something
But you didn't try
No, you didn't do nothing
You let her walk by
Now everyone knows
Just how much I need her, that girl
(Are you that girl?)
She wouldn't have gone far away
If only you'd started ringing your bell
Winchester Cathedral
You're bringin' me down
You stood there and watched as
My baby left town
Winchester Cathedral
You're bringin' me down
You stood there and watched as
My baby left town
You could've done something
But you didn't try
You didn't do nothing
You let her walk by
Now everyone knows
Just how much I need her, that girl
(Are you that girl?)
She wouldn't have gone far away
If only you'd started ringing your bell
Winchester Cathedral
You're bringin' me down
You stood there and watched as

Contessa, of Tridessa
Frequented clubs of bad taste
In disguise she mine the hunter (???)
Only to play with her brain
Her husband at home without a notion
Led a dull, secluded life
Tell the night he ???
Now he hunts her night and day
Trivialities and fate, with a pinch of spice and vice
Has changed the lives of small and great
La chambre separée, that lusty hideaway
Has many little secrets who tell of yesterday
Some trivial, some trite, some oo-la-la's in white
Some rendezvous made history or ended in a fight
Napolean Bonaparte
Was fooled, went out on a spree
Girls amused him in the chamber
There was no way he could flee
His generals, ??? conspired
France was ready for a little break
They dethroned their ruler
Locked in the gwudarufay (???)
Trivialities and fate, with a pinch of spice and vice
Has changed the lives of small and great
La chambre separée, that lusty hideaway
Has many little secrets who tell of yesterday
Some trivial, some trite, some oo-la-la's in white

He ruled the golden silent screen
He haunted millions in their dreams
His memory lives on till today
Some even say that he was lonely
So listen to my story, here's some heavy news
Get a hold of this one
Some men think that they are hot
But they ain't got the charm of Valentino
When that man gave you the eye
The masses would just melt and sigh for Tino
Each new part he played made him a superstar
My favorite pantomime, he never spoke a line
People pass away, but legends stay
Valentino, R.I.P.
My favorite sheik of Araby
You put us all in ecstasy
Take any dream or fantasy
You made them true, not just for me
So if I'm not being too cheeky
Listen now and hear this one
Fairbanks, Chaplin, Barry Moore
Had leading ladies by the score like Tino
Sure, they all could Latin love
But there was only one like Valentino
There were rumors 'bout his personality
Well, let me tell you dear, don't believe all you hear
As Grandpa died he whispered in my ear
Tino was his favorite star
So if I'm not being too cheeky
Listen now and get a hold of this one
Fairbanks, Chaplin, Barry Moore
Had leading ladies by the score like Tino
Sure, they all could Latin love
But there was only one like Valentino
There were rumors 'bout his personality
Well, let me tell you dear, don't believe all you hear
As Grandpa died he whispered in my ear
Tino was his favorite star
Some men think that they are hot
But they ain't got the charm of Valentino
When that man gave you the eye
The masses would just melt and sigh for Tino
Each new part he played made him a superstar
My favorite pantomime, he never spoke a line
People pass away, but legends stay

My God, you fly thousands of miles to get some sun
And it's rainin' cats and dogs!
Typical tropical, I go on vacation and Mother Nature gives up on me
Yeah, what a lady
Thanks for at least sendin' it down pre-heated!
Doesn't seem to bother the natives, though
Back home it gets no one laughin', and here they even sing to it
Must be some voodoo rain chant or somethin', humph!
And it sure sounds familiar, oh well
I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain
What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again
I'm laughin' at clouds, so dark up above
The sun's in my heart and I'm ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase, everyone from the place
Come on with the rain, got a smile on my face
I walk down the lane with a happy refrain
I'm singin', just singin' in the rain
Let it rain all day
I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain
What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again
I'm laughin' at clouds, so dark up above
The sun's in my heart and I'm ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase, everyone from the place
Come on with the rain, got a smile on my face
I walk down the lane with a happy refrain
I'm singin' and dancin' in the rain
Let it rain all day
I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain
What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again
I'm laughin' at clouds, so dark up above
The sun's in my heart and I'm ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase, everyone from the place
Come on with the rain, got a smile on my face
I walk down the lane with a happy refrain
I am singin' and dancin' just getting wet in the rain
Let it rain all day
Buckets of sunshine that bring me your love
Buckets of sunshine that bring me your love
Let it rain all day, I love the rainy day

If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
Have you seen the well-to-doUp and down Park AvenueOn that famous thoroughfareWith their noses in the airHigh hats, and arrow collarsWhite spats, and lots of dollarsSpending every dimeFor a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
(tap dance break)
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooperTryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Move...
Move...
Gotta dance
Gotta dance...
If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz...
Puttin' on the Ritz...

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Different types who wear a day coat, pants with stripes
and cutaway coat, perfect fits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Dressed up like a million dollar trouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks
or "umberellas" in their mitts,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Have you seen the well-to-do up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air
High hats and Arrow collars white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime for a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Puttin' on the ritz.

Livin' in my dreamworld, memories of yesteryear
Visions of Garbo, that old piano
Those golden years are right here
I love 'em
Livin' in my dreamworld, don't you dare wake me up
I'm hooked on Charleston, I sing a long song
Don't let 'em disappear
Come fly with me, there's room within my fantasy
In dreams, there'll be a shooting star for you and me
I'm not nuts now honey, so take a chance
We'll dance on the Milky Way
You'll love it
Livin' in a dreamworld, moonlight serenade
Two lovers spending time, never ending
Honeymoon escapade
You gather
Livin' in my dreamworld, twilight twa nu mua
Conquer the dance floor, till we can't take more
Na per des ear un wah
Come fly with me, there's room within my fantasy
In dreams, there'll be a shooting star for you and me
I'm not nuts so honey, come take your chance
Romancing, dancing here
It's magic
Livin' in a dreamworld, programmed on way back then
You'll be my Harlow, I'm Valentino
Tear up the town like them
They'll love us
Livin' in my dreamworld, destined for the past
Don't like the eighties, livin' on maybes
Big brother's watching you
Don't trust him
Living in my dreamworld
Where did things go wrong
Computerizing and analyzing

Every evening, eight o'clock
The curtain's up, the band begins to play
The mayor's there, his lovely wife's been
Squeezed into the fashions of the day
You make your entrance on time
Decadent, thrilling, divine
You're hypnotic, so exotic
The audience just sighs and melts away
Encore, show us more
Sweet Gipsy Rose-a
Encore, they shout more
Se magnifica
Such a pretty face
Than of you boding into space
So give them more, encore
Tre magnifica
Twelve o'clock, the stage is bare
The curtain's down, the show comes to an end
Waiting in the wings, I see the silhouette of him
Your current friend
Without me, your show wouldn't be
Professional right down to a 'T'
Yes, I'm the one who pulls the curtain down
Yes, I'm the one you'll never see
Encore, show them more
Sweet Gipsy Rose-a
Encore, they shout more
Se magnifica
Such a pretty face
Will send me flying into space
So give them more, encore
Tre magnifica
Without me, your show wouldn't be
Professional right down to a 'T'
Yes, I'm the one who pulls the curtain down
Yes, I'm the one you'll never see
Encore, show them more
Sweet Gipsy Rose-a
Encore, they shout more
Se magnifica
Such a pretty face
Has got me flying up in space
So give us more, encore

(Chichi con c-con con chichi chichi con c-con)
(Chichi con c-con con chichi chichi con c-con)
Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek
Heaven (cheek to cheek), I'm in heaven (cheek to cheek)
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek (cheek to cheek)
Oh, I love to climb the mountain, and to reach the highest peak
But it doesn't thrill me half as much as dancing cheek to cheek
Oh, I love to go a-fishin', in a river or a creek
But I don't enjoy it half as much as dancing cheek to cheek
Dance with me, I want my arms about you
The charm about you will carry me through to
Heaven (cheek to cheek), I'm in heaven (cheek to cheek)
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek (cheek to cheek)
[Repeat previous verse]
I don't wanna climb no mountain, I don't wanna swim no creek
All I ever wanna do with you honey is dance cheek to cheek
Dance with me, I want you to dance
(Cheek to cheek)
(Chichi con c-con con chichi chichi con c-con)
(Chichi con c-con con chichi chichi con c-con)
(Chichi con c-con con chichi chichi con c-con)
(Chichi con c-con con chichi chichi con c-con)
(Now ain't it sheik to dance cheek to cheek)
(Says that a freak won't dance cheek to cheek)
(You pull real close to the one that you love)
(Slide and glide, side to side, through the night)
(Now Freddy took his Ginger, and Judy took her Gene)
(Now they will show the world how to dance some steam)
(So, come on now and try it, a good time's guaranteed)

After eight, a rendezvous with Kate
She works late, I've had a hard day watching color TV
After nine, I plan a tease, then dine
Tonight I'll tell her the words she longs to hear
Tonight I'll make it clear
Kate works each day nine to five, serving with true dedication
She serves you sodas, and ice creams, and pizzas, and chilies
And burgers, all kinds and tacos too, dig
Kate works each day nine to five, serving with true dedication
She serves you sodas, and ice creams, and pizzas, and chilies
And burgers, all kinds and tacos, too, yeah
After ten, after dessert, my plan
Is to dance the latest steps they do at the local ballet
After twelve, the atmosphere's just swell
Kate pulls a credit card and I grab her coat
Tomorrow's another busy day
Kate works each day nine to five, serving with true dedication
She serves you sodas, and ice creams, and pizzas and chilies
And burgers and tacos and French fries, divine
Eat and feel fine, my favorite hangout serves extra grow time
So c'mon Kate, don't stay till eight, 'cause you're my date
Now, tell me what ya got to eat for me? Ohh, Kate
Don't make me wait
Not after nine, I says, you are my appetite, ohh, K A T E
You do to me, why girl? You stuff me and I can't take no more
Man, five cheeseburgers are too much, what more, I can't dance
Katie, baby, why don't we make love instead of food?
I'm ten pounds overweight already and I'm growing

If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
Have you seen the well-to-do
Up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air
High hats, and arrow collars
White spats, and lots of dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
(tap dance break)
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooperTryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Move...
Move...
Gotta dance
Gotta dance...
If you're blue and you don't know
where to go to why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz...
Puttin' on the Ritz...