The Campaign (2012)

Actors

• John L. Armijo (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Randy Bachman (actor)
• Kevin Beard (actor)
• Nick Blady (actor)
• Wolf Blitzer (actor)
• Matt Borel (actor)
• Tom Bubrig (actor)
• Trey Burvant (actor)
• P.J. Byrne (actor)
• Tom Cain (actor)
• Grant Case (actor)
• John Cenatiempo (actor)
• Jean-Luc Charboneau (actor)
• John L. Armijo (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

May the best loser win.

Quotes:

Cam Brady: [as Cam sees Marty trying to open the door] Push it.::Mitch: Push it.::Marty Huggins: Push it, push it real good?

Marty Huggins: Bring your brooms cause it's a mess.

Cam Brady: I heard your nickname was Tickleshits in high school, I'm gonna see if it's true! [tackles Huggins and starts to tickle him]::Marty Huggins: [starts to giggle]::Tim Wattley: Don't you dare shit your pants, Marty!

Cam Brady: My heart is pounding. Like a phone book in a dryer.

Mitch: What's it all about?::Cam Brady: America, Jesus, freedom.

Cam Brady: [on answering machine] Hey Shana. It's congressman Cam Brady here. I just stepped away from a family dinner to tell you I wish I wasn't eating fried steak. I wish I was eating Shana pussy. Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper and it hurts like a motherfucker. What else? Oh, hey, I got your parents tickets to The Producers. And, oh, yeah, let's do something crazy weird next time like lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom. All right, I gotta go. Cam Brady in '012.

Marty Huggins: Well, I'll tell you this. I'll make you proud. I will. I'll make you - I'll make you real proud.::Raymond Huggins: I'd say there's mathematically zero chance of that happening. Your brother Tripp is a bull's-eye. But you look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a goddamn hobbit.::Marty Huggins: Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because I wore Crocs to Mom's funeral... like I've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would've wanted it that way. She was casual.

Cam Brady: You know the difference between you mum and a washing machine? The washing machine does not follow me around when I dump a load in it.

Dylan Huggins: I put a firefly in my butthole.::Marty Huggins: Why?::Dylan Huggins: So I could see my farts glow.

Wolf Blitzer: Bizarre news coming out of of the 14th district congressional race in North Carolina. Now, get this: Cam Brady, four-time congressman, punched a baby.::Chris Matthews: This is likely to hurt him with the Christian right, social conservatives. Really any group that opposes baby-punching.::Bill Maher: Baby is fine, and he said he punches like a three year old.

Morgan, Piers Filmography

• One Direction: The Only Way is Up
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hugh Grant: Taking on the Tabloids
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Campaign
  2012, role: actor , character name: Piers Morgan
• Flight
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• When Piers Met Andrew Lloyd Webber
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Unlawful Killing
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Hill Chris Climbed: The Gridiron Heroes Story
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The British Academy Television Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• William & Kate: A Royal Engagement
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Election 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Broadcaster
• National Television Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• The 100 Greatest World Cup Moments of All Time!
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE Summerslam
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ant & Dec's Christmas Show
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The National Television Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The British Academy Television Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Real Cherie
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief: The Apprentice
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Royal Variety Performance 2007
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• How TV Changed Football Forever
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief 2007: The Big One
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scoop! The Greatest Tabloid Headlines
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Test the Nation: The Big Entertainment Test
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Celebrity Guest
• The Royal Wedding of HRH the Prince of Wales and Camilla Parker Bowles
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Death of Celebrity
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Test the Nation: The 2004 Test
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fredrik Ljungberg: Up Close
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Importance of Being Famous
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Very Best of 'Have I Got News for You'
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Pride of Britain Awards 2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Victoria's Secrets
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Piers Morgan:

"I am absolutely desperate to win, purely to see Jeremy Clarkson's face as I do a little celebratory conga on stage."

"But given the way we were able to get that job, I have grave misgiving as to any certainty about who the other ones are there. I cannot rule out that there are other people lurking at the palace who've got their own dodgy references."

"Parents want to know things like how much homework their kids are doing, is it too much, what should they be reading, and at what level,"

"Parents often get mixed messages about what's happening in the school."

"When your child goes to school you've got no idea what they're supposed to be learning and how they are being taught,"

"Peter is one of the most respected journalists in the world, and we are delighted he is joining us to expose the truth about a war increasingly dominated by propaganda."

"We now know that one of the footman at the palace was a Daily Mirror journalist,"

"there are dark forces out there Paul, be careful. Watch your back."

"I don't think it's very easy to arrange car crashes."

"He comes across not as a kind of demented Christian but somebody where religious zeal is clearly there to see, ... Almost like he's using his religion as an excuse for what he is doing."