The Mondoweiss Guide to Accessorizing for Israel

on November 20, 2013 15

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Katie Miranda is an illustrator, jewelry designer, and cartoonist living in Portland, OR. She is currently working on a graphic novel called "Tear Gas in the Morning" which is a memoir about the nonviolent resistance movement in Palestine. Visit katiemiranda.com to learn more. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/katiemiranda.bazaarkhalil Twitter: @KatieMirandaArt
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  1. kayq says:
    November 20, 2013 at 9:59 am

    Omg these are hilarious. Thank you Katie!

  2. Marco says:
    November 20, 2013 at 10:11 am

    Oh no, by the time I got to Cory Booker I couldn’t contain myself! These are great.

    Is that a real picture of Booker carrying Boteach? That’s hilarious.

    Edit: Apparently it is. From the Forward: “Future Leaders: Cory Booker playfully lifts Rabbi Shmuley Boteach during a year the Rhodes Scholar spent at Oxford University in England.”

    So Booker’s been tight with Boteach since the early 90′s.

  3. Krauss says:
    November 20, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Do you mind if I turn the tables?

    link to youtube.com

    Naftali Bennett’s “Coin of To Beat All Other Coins”. He displayed it during an Amanpour interview as well.

    I’ve written on this website that Bennett is the most likely successor to Bibi. He’s so alike him. Remember Bibi’s bomb cartoon? Well, Bennett’ Coin is the natural successor.

  4. pabelmont says:
    November 20, 2013 at 11:07 am

    Love it. So funny.

    Maybe protesters should wear this stuff outside AIPAC offices (etc.) to do a take off on the smaller (more “tasteful” !?) emblems of USA/Israel co-operation co-optation.

    BTW, is wearing a two-flags emblem (USA and Israel flags) a statement of dual-loyalty? Just asking.

  5. Walid says:
    November 20, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Lady modeling the Masada hat should have been holding a broom.

  6. Walid says:
    November 20, 2013 at 11:26 am

    Weiner’s got boobs????

    • Bumblebye says:
      November 20, 2013 at 12:01 pm

      No, girls get those. Boys get ‘moobs’, a contraction of man-boobs!

      Edit: I hear the distinction is considered very important by those who suffer from them.

    • eljay says:
      November 20, 2013 at 12:04 pm

      >> Weiner’s got boobs????

      Weiner (in that photo, anyway) has a well-toned chest. This guy has man-boobs.

      • piotr says:
        November 20, 2013 at 9:02 pm

        I thought that dependent on content, men have “pectorals”, mostly muscle, and moobs, mostly (if not exclusively) fat.

        OTOH, this is really uncharitable photo of Weinert, reminding me a sexist adage that “great sex if you cover her face with a towel”. And boxers are definitely an improvement (over pics allegedly sent by Weinert to fellow chatters).

        After such indecent thoughts, I would add that Corey set-up MUST include tightly fastened belt, otherwise the hand of good rabbi could stray dangerously.

  7. LanceThruster says:
    November 20, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    What’s the ‘tell’ on Hagel’s tie?

    • yrn says:
      November 21, 2013 at 11:10 am

      What’s the ‘tell’ on Hagel’s tie?
      Blue and white, don’t you know according to Mondowiess, everyone wearing white and blue is a Pro-Zionist.

  9. Ron Edwards says:
    November 20, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    Wasn’t there a push for Israeli keffiyahs a few years ago, in blue-and-white with a Star of David? Googling … yes, here: link to semiticswag.com. “Revolutionary” and “original” at the same time, the sense of which escapes me, but I shall skirt that rabbit hole and move on.

  10. flyod says:
    November 21, 2013 at 8:08 am

    something they can all wear with pride..
    link to cafepress.com