Wednesday the 13th (2013)

Actors

• Jack Bennett (actor)
• Daniel Ponickly (actor)
• Alexis Jayde Burnett (actress)
• Rebekah McKendry (producer)
• Laura Zoe Quist (producer)
• Tracy Morse (writer)
• Toly Ramirez (composer)
• Tracy Morse (director)
• John Humphrey (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

Braids VS. The Brawn

The Addams Family XXX (2011)

Actors

• Bill Bailey (actor)
• Dick Chibbles (actor)
• Dick Chibbles (actor)
• Seth Gamble (actor)
• Chris Johnson (actor)
• Rodney Moore (actor)
• Rocco Reed (actor)
• Richie (actor)
• Barry Scott (actor)
• Evan Stone (actor)
• Brandy Aniston (actress)
• Charley Chase (actress)
• Nina Hartley (actress)
• Alanah Rae (actress)
• Amber Rayne (actress)

Genres

• Adult
• Comedy

Quotes:

Morticia Addams: And after that, I think it's high time that Wednesday and I had that special mother-daughter talk.::Gomez Addams: Ah! On where to bury the bodies.::Morticia Addams: No, silly, we had that talk a year ago. I mean the talk about how to be a woman and what it means to have those special urges.

Addams Family Reunion (1998)

Actors

• Marcus Aurelius (actor)
• Ed Begley Jr. (actor)
• Prince Board (actor)
• Billy Burnette (actor)
• Todd Mason Covert (actor)
• John Crane (actor)
• Tim Curry (actor)
• Sten Davis (actor)
• Pat Elliott (actor)
• Manny Fernandez (actor)
• Phil Fondacaro (actor)
• Rodger Halston (actor)
• Christopher Hart (actor)
• Sebastian Hitzig (actor)
• Preston Ahearn (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy
• Thriller

Taglines:

A killer comedy.
An affair to dismember.
Some families have all the fun.

The Fantastic Four (1994)

Actors

• Chuck Butto (actor)
• Carl Ciarfalio (actor)
• Joseph Culp (actor)
• Joseph Culp (actor)
• George Gaynes (actor)
• Alex Hyde-White (actor)
• Ricky Dean Logan (actor)
• David Keith Miller (actor)
• Corey William Parys (actor)
• Patrick Richwood (actor)
• Howard Shangraw (actor)
• Michael Bailey Smith (actor)
• Ian Trigger (actor)
• Jay Underwood (actor)
• Robert Alan Beuth (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

Part Elastic, Part Invisible, Part Fire, Part Stone
Together, it's clobberin' time
Part muscle. Part elastic. Part fire. Part invisible. Together, it's clobberin' time!

Quotes:

The Thing: I love walking into a trap, don't you?::Mr. Fantastic: I don't know, never done it before.

The Thing: It's clobberin' time!

Human Torch: Flame on!

Human Torch: Flame off!

The Thing: What kind of a thing have I turned in to?

Mr. Fantastic: I think it's made us feel that our worst character defects are in fact our greatest strengths.::Human Torch: Holy Freud, Batman. I think you're right.

The Jeweler: [the Jeweler holds a gun to Alica's head] Stand back or I'll shoot her!::Dr. Doom: Go ahead.::The Jeweler: I mean it!::Dr. Doom: No, please don't let me stop you.

[Reed slugs Dr. Doom]::Mr. Fantastic: That's for trying to kill me.::[Reed punches Doom again]::Mr. Fantastic: That's for trying to kill my friends... and this is for being a real jerk.::[Reed knocks Doom over the edge of a parapet]

Susan Storm: Let's go home.::Mr. Fantastic: Let's hope we have a home to go home to.

Addams Family Values (1993)

Actors

• Matthew Bartilson (actor)
• Matthew Beebe (actor)
• Charles Busch (actor)
• Francis Coady (actor)
• Karl David-Djerf (actor)
• Chris Ellis (actor)
• Jason Fife (actor)
• John Franklin (actor)
• Alex Gaona (actor)
• Jamie Gordon (actor)
• Peter Graves (actor)
• Christopher Hart (actor)
• Micah Hata (actor)
• Ryan Holihan (actor)
• Ian Abercrombie (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy

Taglines:

The Family Just Got A Little Stranger.
Creepier. Kookier. Spookier. Ookier.

Quotes:

Debbie Jellinsky: [meeting Gomez] Isn't he a lady killer!::Gomez: Acquitted.

Gary: [to the Campers] Lifesaving! Now I know we're all top-notch, little swimmers, but now we get to show our stuff and earn those certificates! Hey, how about our first little pair of lifesaving buddies? Amanda, Wednesday?::Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?::Wednesday: Is that your overbite?::Gary: Now, one of you will be the drowning victim and the other one gets to be our lifesaver.::Amanda: I'll be the victim!::Wednesday: All your life.

Morticia: [to Debbie] You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?

Wednesday: I don't want to be in the pageant.::Gary: Don't you want to help me realize my vision?::Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.::Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

Wednesday: I'm not perky.::Amanda: That's for damn sure.

Debbie Jellinsky: These Addams men, where do you find them?::Morticia: It has to be damp.

Wednesday: We don't hug.::Becky: Oh, they're just shy.::Pugsley: We're not shy.::Wednesday: We're contagious.

Amanda: Hi, I'm Amanda Buckman. Why are you dressed like that?::Wednesday: Like what?::Amanda: Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?::Wednesday: Wait.

[about Pubert]::Gomez: He has my father's eyes.::Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?::Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.::Wednesday: Especially his head.

The Addams Family (1991)

Actors

• Tony Azito (actor)
• Paul Benedict (actor)
• John Franklin (actor)
• Christopher Hart (actor)
• Dan Hedaya (actor)
• Whit Hertford (actor)
• Michael Hittesdorf (actor)
• Ryan Holihan (actor)
• Eugene Jackson (actor)
• Raul Julia (actor)
• Richard Korthaze (actor)
• Christopher Lloyd (actor)
• Christopher Lloyd (actor)
• Douglas Brian Martin (actor)
• Ryan Anderson (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy

Taglines:

It's not the same old Thing.
Weird is relative.
Creepy. Kooky. Spooky. Ooky.

Quotes:

Gomez: We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.

[Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair]::Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair.::Pugsley: Why?::Wednesday: So we can play a game.::Pugsley: What game?::Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"

[about to bury two people]::Pugsley: Are they dead?::Wednesday: Does it matter?

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?::Wednesday: Yes.::Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?::Pugsley: Yes.::Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?::Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Gomez: [as they search for Wednesday] Fan out. Pugsley, head for the dung heap. Mama and Morticia, the shallow graves. I'll take the abyss. Lurch, check out the bottomless pit. Fester?::Uncle Fester: [from a window] Up here!::Gomez: [shouting up to him] Fester, you take the ravine, and the unmarked, abandoned well!::Uncle Fester: Somebody should stay behind in case she comes back.::Gomez: Good man. Good thinking!::Grandmama: Then who'll take the swamp?::Gomez: [Thing taps Gomez's shoe] That's the spirit, Thing. Lend a hand. Let's go!

Gomez: [playing with his trains and furiously contemplating things] "How do you take it off"? That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his tenth birthday!

Gomez: He wore that finger trap for two years. Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet. And the combination, and the password, and my cigar, and he slept so well!

Gomez: [he has thrown a sword and pierced the wall not but two inches from Tully's head] Ah, missed!

Gomez: Think of it, Thing. For twenty-five years we've attempted to contact Fester in the great beyond, and for twenty-five years, nothing. I'm beginning to think my brother truly is lost.

Gomez: [about Morticia] I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

The Making of 'The Addams Family' (1991)

Actors

• M.C. Hammer (actor)
• Christopher Hart (actor)
• Christopher Hart (actor)
• Dan Hedaya (actor)
• Raul Julia (actor)
• Raul Julia (actor)
• Christopher Lloyd (actor)
• Marc Shaiman (actor)
• Marc Shaiman (actor)
• Barry Sonnenfeld (actor)
• Carel Struycken (actor)
• Carel Struycken (actor)
• Jimmy Workman (actor)
• Jimmy Workman (actor)
• Anjelica Huston (actress)

Genres

• Documentary

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Thing - Divina Enema
• Thing - Ninfa Artemis
• Thing - Pushmonkey
• Thing - Phil Harris
• Thing - Meg Lee Chin
• Thing - Thin White Rope

(But first the notion that man has a body
distinct from his soul is to be expunged;
this I shall do by printing in the infernal
method, by corrosives, which in Hell are
salutary and medicinal, melting apparent
surfaces away, and displaying infinite which
was hid. Messiah or Satan or Tempter was
formerly thought to be one of the Antediluvians
who are our Energies.)
Is it true what they say:
"If the sky falls we shall catch the larks?"
As you'll see if the sky falls
We shall catch no pretty larks
If it will have done, my dearest
We shall catch some evil demons
They'll be biting our fingers,
They will have devoured the earth
If you'll have invited them
You shall not be disappointed.
And what have you preferred to toll
Though there is nothing left at all...
Needs must when the devil drives -
There's no need to fear or cry
Night has come and day had gone
Having led chaos to enthrone
Try to save your soul and head.
Meet the omens of THE END!
BUT...
For evermore the first and foremost
SELF COMES FIRST
If you really want to watch all the omens of that end
Don't complain then - try to hold future troubles in your hand
Even if tomorrow's cares shall fit you like a glove
Anyway I wash my hands off -
SELF COMES FIRST -
Goodnight, good luck.
Don't you care about existence:
GOD will take it for HIS own.
Only Devil keeps your body:
GOD will kill it.
Oh!
Don't you pray of this to your GOD? -
Wait for so-called judgement-day.
Don't you care about your body?
Don't you care about its way? -
Only Satan saves its life
Death won't come into your house
Whilst you stay in Satan's town
You won't die -
You'll never die
While you're standing upside-down
If you'd been slave of desire -
You became the Devil's child
Stay alive among the fire -
Self comes first...
Burn, cry...
Goodnight.
OH NO, NOW I HAVE KNOWN -
I AM A THING AND NOTHING MORE.
I HAVE LOST MY KEY
HAVING CLOSED MY DOOR TO MY LORE -
I WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
My body doesn't have a name,
(Nobody does know it anyway)
I do think of chance that I could get:
"Who does need the useless one like that?"
Nobody does know my misery.
They say:"Nobody's interested in my fate!"
How many fools also lost their key yet?
And that's why they'll come here later than I will!
They always come too late -
I have to leave these gates
Unless they'll have returned
I'll waste my hate no more.
I am the THING on the endless shelf of life,
The nameless one among the countless names
I am the THING that does try to survive
Amongst the devil's court -
That's why I belong to him -
I am his THING.
Why do you think you aren't a THING? -
Then you cannot see the wood for the trees...
Do not you understand we are THINGS in a hand?
We can't see a GOD while we're down on our knees...
WELL! - I am just a THING and a THING that's useless
WELL! - I am just a THING in a Devil's hand
WELL! - I am the silent shadow in a Lucifer's looking glass
WELL! - I am just a THING that you won't be able to understand.
No way to mind - that's only reason why I'm silly slave -
I am not a worm, I am a THING in a darkest cave
Ain't no fallen one that does try to save one's creepy-crawly ugly life.
I am the THING that's never going to die!
Why didn't you think us to be a THING?
You know - you could see the wood for the trees
Do not you understand - we are THINGS in a hand -
We can't see a GOD while we're down on our knees
Do not pass by my place
Mistress of the chaos:
Take me down from my shelf,
Try to see,
Try to guess
Which way shall I go,
Which road shall I ride,
Though I will have stayed there
Where I had been before...
You are poor mortal whore!
We shall go side by side
When we're met face by face...
Try to distress me. -
Are you trying to guess?
You are also a THING!
Babylon whore,
Sweet mistress of the chaos,
Didn't you guess
Who I am,
Who you are:
We are one and the same -
We do play hidden game
"FIND THE THING - FIND NO ONE" -
And your quest will be done.
Sweet mistress you'll have gone
I am not a drunken swine
That used to lick up last drop of wine
I won't change the mind of mine -
I'm the THING that's never going to die
If you can't believe in peace
Call your Devil: 666
That is catching sick-sick-sickness
In our cheap existence:
I think having lost the key
The others could not get in
And they'll be staying outside
Until they're going to die.
I have opened secret door:
We are A THING and nothing more
We've been put by... and not arrived,
We do become almighty sacral pride
Of our taker,
Almighty maker,
Our creator,
Our tormentor,
Our offender,
Our defender -
WE ARE A THING.

Problems!
Your rules are so totally logical
That when I wake up
You wake up with me
Problems!
Your rules are so totally logical
That when I wake up
You wake up with me
Good morning problems!
How are you?
Why, why are you feeling so grand?
Problems!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing! You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned
… thing! You´re a damned, damned, damned thing!
Problems!
Go straight to hell I pray for that
But you prefer
To stay by me!
Problems!
Go straight to hell I pray for that
But you prefer to stay by me!
Even in my dreams
You´re a vampire
You suck my energy
You´re worse
You´re worse then a curse!
Problems!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing! You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned
… thing! You´re a damned, damned, damned thing!
Problems!
I allow you to exist
Maybe I need you as you need me
Maybe I´m a problem too!
Problems!
I allow you to exist
Maybe I need you as you need me
Maybe I´m a problem too!
Problems must stay together!
Let´s stay, let´s stay together!
Problems!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing!
Problems!
I think I´m cool just like you!
Look at me!
I think I´m cool just like you!

Last night
Flashlight
You said
We could get in
Your bed
Your legs
Red Light
Do you like what I said
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin' around to check out what I got
You got to gimme that thing comin?around youÅ e comin?around
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to get on to get off, youÅ e comin?around youÅ e comin?around
Pop secret youÅ e a jumbo pop you got some kink
in your panties and I like it a lot
cuz youÅ e so smooth you can wax it like Johnson & Johnson
IÅ  almost ready cuz IÅ  ready to get some
Come on baby, come get on my see-saw
IÅ  gonna put it in until you get pissed-off
Come on baby the days are long
the days are long and IÅ  coming on
Tonight
Blacklight
You said
I could get in
Your legs
Thick Shake
IÅ  aching
Too late ItÅ  right
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to gimme that thing comin?around youÅ e comin?around
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to get on to get off, youÅ e comin?around youÅ e comin?around
Pop secret youÅ e a jumbo pop you got some kink
in your panties and I like it a lot
Come on baby the days are long
the days are long and IÅ  coming on
White Light
So light
You said
We could get in your bed
Bed Head
Green Light
Do you like what I said
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to gimme that thing comin?around youÅ e comin?around
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to get on to get off, youÅ e comin?around youÅ e comin?around

The Thing
-Artist: Phil Harris as sung on "Mairzy Doats 44 Wacky Hits"
-MCA Records-MSD2-35180/GMD80041
-peak Billboard position # 1 for 5 weeks in 1950
-competing versions also charted by Arthur Godfrey (#24), and
-The Ames Brothers (#29)
-uses the melody of the traditional song "The Tailor's Boy"
-Words and Music by Charles R. Grean
Transcribers' Note: the "! ! !" represents the sound of three drum beats in rapid
succession-like "boom- ba-boom"
While I was walkin' down the beach one bright and sunny day
I saw a great big wooden box a-floatin' in the bay
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
Oh, I discovered a ! ! !, right before my eyes
Oh, I discovered a ! ! !, right before my eyes
I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king
I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything
But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop
"Oh, get out of here with that ! ! !, before I call a cop"
Oh, get out of here with that ! ! !, before I call a cop
I turned around and got right out, a-runnin' for my life
And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife
But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door
"Oh, get out of here with that ! ! !, and don't come back no more"
Oh get out of here with that ! ! !, and don't come back no more

I don't know, I couldn't feel a thing
Am I losing out, on some important thing?
My hands are tied the party's in full swing
Am I losing out on some important thing
A real important thing
Helter Skelter, Where's your shelter
Helter Skelter, Watch it swelter
Don't go too fast, I heard the chuchbells sing
Am I losing my edge, overlooking things?
My tongue is tied, with a familiar ring
Am I losing out on some important thing
A real important thing
Alcoholic, melancholic
Symbiotic, vitriolic
Try harder, must try harder
Helter Skelter, Where's your shelter
Helter Skelter, Watch it swelter
Alcoholic, Melancholic,
Symbiotic, Melancholic,Vitriolic,
Try harder, must try harder

The way the two of you were standing outside the door
I knew it was the end of your dream
And when you walked into the room without your girl
You didn't have to say a word to me
In the long lonesome summer many things will change
A lot of part time friends will move along
When good times have you smiling I know you're in there dying
Because it's just another good time gone
One of the times we got to work a little late
For drinking on a night too hot to sleep
You said you didn't mind going on this way
As long as it was good enough for me
They say the weather's changing, seasons are rearranging
Summer's never been this long before
Sometimes it makes me spin how things were so different then