There you are
Infected with the water strain
Wash your car
Fish and thoughts come screaming down like rain
There you are
Wash your hands and wash your face
Water's gone
It's vaporized and gone to outer space
I'm lookin' at the sky
I'm waitin' on the rain
I'm waitin' for the frogs to fall
Down on me
What does friend mean to you?
A word so wrongfully abused
Are you like me, confused
All included but you
Alone
The sounds of silence often soothe
Shapes and colors shift with mood
Pupils widen and change their hue
Rapid brown avoid clear blue
Why's it have to be this way
Be this way
Flowers watched through wide brown eyes
A child sings an unclaimed tune
Innocence spins cold cocoon
Sent away to have my
Head checked
No more playing
In the sand
Frogs are leaping off
My brainstem
They don't seem
To understand
Roadside blurs against
A big bus
Face is slouched against
The glass
I am headed for
A cleansing
In a room without a bath
Didn't it seem
Kind of silly
The way the doctor's
Carried on so uptight
It's not bad being
So distant
I can live inside the gap
Frogs are hopping off
My brainstem
So excited to be sane
Didn't it seem
Kind of silly
The way the doctor's
Carried on so
Now that I've become
A monster to them
Have to keep their fear
Turned on all night long
I've gone away to have
My head checked
I guess I need to have
Satan is laughing, he is laughing at us all
Look at the toiling little man,
and then he's destroyed for no reason at all
The meek shall inherit the earth when it's dead
When all temples are ashes, and the soil bears no bread
Frogs croak, frogs croak for some
From abysses begrassed, the end will come
In the flickering of the light Satan comes to take a bite
Of what could have been my soul, but it's all turd of mole
And fouled by blind diggers I can see how it figures
You can't have what's not, and that goes for the lot
Frogs croak, frogs croak for no one
Grass reaching at you, the end has begun.
Send them flowers
masticate us meat contenders
Undevelop
contemplate a life as fur for
superpowers
abjuration in December
Were you tempted
by a life of contemplation
I'll raise you - erase you
Look at you now
so far from why and how
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling
He won't be doing much playing around this weekend
Nevertheless he'll do his best
Getting it on with black chicks by the dozen
He doesn't know the possibilities of AIDS
He's never heard of these things
He's been a secluded priest
All his life he's raped the sisters
Oh, la la la la di
All the candy's falling out of his rectum
He keeps it in his rec room to die
In the light of day all the candy melts away
Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling for this weekend
Next week he'll be available again for business
My daughter's missing, so I'll call the authorities
I hope she hasn't been raped
This world's a mystery to me, oh
She was a straight-A student from Tennessee
A little mentally ill, but as parents we never notice these things
She's missing
I hope she's missing us today
'Cause we love you, Gwendlyn MacRae
The school said she'd never amount to much
And her boyfriends always wanted at least a feel or a touch
And now she's missing
Our daughter's missing today
I hope she hasn't been raped
This world's still a game
A mystery to us as parents today
MacRae, we love you girl, Gwendlyn MacRae
Gwendlyn MacRae, where are you today?
I love you, oh, you know I do
No arms no legs
But yes, I'll be true, I love you
I'll visit you often because I, I've got a thing for boys
Oh, I do
I'll be here to see you through
I love you, you know I don't
What a burden it is taking care of little creeps like you
I love you, I'll take care of you, you know I do
Not care anymore if you live
You're gonna ride that miniature pony I bought you
You better get some legs and some arms, too
I'm sad because my goat just died today
I'm sad my goat just fell in the hay, hey
We're all sad the goat just died today, well, well, well
We're sad enough to cry, cry-ay-ay-ay
Sad the goat just died tonight
We're sad, his funeral's gonna be out of sight
We're so sad, but in a way we're happy
He didn't suffer too much
He only got the cramps once
Sad, oh, the piece of poop wouldn't come out of his belly
Sad, we had to call Doc Nelly
Yeah, yeah
Ooh, yeah, yeah
Live lovely love on the beach with the men
In their nice tan suits
Some without anything on
A lifeguard all year long
All year long I'm a lifeguard
All year long I'm a lifeguard
Rescuing men, I'll help you out
You look a little stiff there man
Looks like shark bite
Help me!
That looks like it needs some sucking out
Oh yeah, just a lifeguard
I'm a lifeguard on the beach for love
Lifeguard
Lifeguard of love
F**k off!
F**ked up
It's wrong when men love women
(1-2-3-4)
The Frogs
On your radio tonight and forever
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to one
Ah... I cummed
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to two
I said, "What do you use for lubricant, baby? Superglue?"
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to three
I said, "God dammit, bitch, I gotta take a pee!"
Looked at my watch and it was six to four
Twenty five or Terry Kath
Chicago!
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to five
I said, "I don't know what you got down there, bitch,
But I'm being eaten alive!"
Looked at my watch and it quarter to six
She said, "Ew! That smells like bratwurst!"
I said, "Well, you smell like tuna fish!"
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight
(Seven!)
Whoops!
Looked at my watch and it was nine to ten
Ahh... here I cum again!
Looked at my watch and it was ten to eleven
Fully extended -- twelve
Looked at my watch and it was thirteen o'clock
Me and God just watchin' Scotty's cock rock
Looked at my watch and it said fourteen
Spare me some cock, brother!
Looked at my watch and it came on one
Ah... so did I!
Looked at my watch and it said two-three-four
Time sure flies when you're fucking!
Looked at my watch and it was going on five
Well, the more the merrier
Looked at my watch and it was 666
Devil Cock!
Looked at my watch and it was seven on the head
I haven't had this good a skull in years!
Looked at my watch and it was 899
The number to call for the sperm overdose hotline
Looked at my watch and it ten-eleven-twelve
Michelle
Ma belle
Rock on wolverines weiner breath!
Looked at my watch and it was thirteen to fourteen
That's how I like 'em!
Stand up for your rights to be women
Stand up for your rights to be men, to be men
Stand up for your rights to be humans
Stand up for your rights to be gods
Uh-huh, huh, huh
People gonna stop ya
People gonna make you what they are
Which is sad and depressed
Stand up for your rights to be animals
Stand up for your rights to be vegetables
Stand up
You got to stand up
Well, lot of disrespect going down towards the minerals
Just because you're a rock
Don't mean that you ain't got a big fat...
Love, love
Stand up for your rights
Stand up for your rights
whether u like it or not i love u, i love u tonight
whether u like it or not i'm gonna hug u, really hug u
tonight
oooooh tonight
whether u like it or not i'm gonna hump u, dry hump u
tonight
whether u like it or not i love u
i love u, love u, love u, i love u, love u
but do you love me, love me?
i know you really do.
whether u like it or not we're gonna end this song
we're gonna end this song, sometime tonight
whether u like it or not we've got a number one
our first number one tonight
oooooh tonight, oooooh tonight
whether u like it or not we love u
we love u, love u, love u
we love u, love u
and now u love us, love us
we know u really dooooo
whether we like it or not u love us, u love us tonight
whether u like it or not we hate you!
i scream in the winter, i laugh at you all
the pleasure is all mine, in eden i fall
the kingdom looks different from down below
don't ask me to tell you, i wouldn't know
every one of you is better than god
every one of you is better than god
you've got it, it's nothing, i laugh at you all
i don't do interviews
i won’t sign autographs
don’t you love the star
when he's a prick
i only play for money
i don't give a fuck about the fans
i only play for money
i don't give a shit if you dance
‘cause you're diggin' on the star
‘cause you're diggin' on the one who's gone so far
if you take my picture your camera's smashed
if you send me fan mail i won't write back
don't you love the star
when he's a prick
i only play for money
i don't give a fuck about the fans
i only play for money
so keep your autograph books at home
i don't give a damn
cause you're diggin' on the star
bad daddy holds the secret of lovin'
bad daddy wants you to love him
bad daddy, shotgun in his hand
bad daddy's children on crutches
at 4:30 takes one out of the oven
bad daddy always gets his way
it started a long time ago
they forgot father's day
bad daddy's got you in stitches
from watchin' him shavin' in the bathroom
bad daddy has a funny side
bad daddy says your highchair
accidentally fell over
now, here comes rover the pitbull
bad daddy accidentally let him out
it started a long time ago
my show business days
they said were over with and done
but the time had come to grace the stage
once again i had to take the stage
and show them how it was done
i was the only one
they said i was nuts
they didn't know t' how t' cut it up
i showed 'em how t' do it right
each and ev'ry night a standing ovation
but then the end of the show business days
we knew they had, had to end
and as i look back on my memories
oh I've got some good show business memories
like the time with rosie gal marie
she has memories
ahh it's all i got left
my show business days were here
and now they've left me
my head 'neath the rock
where we laid by the dock of our bed
oh love in the sand
i held your scaly hand
most women don't hold mine
what a fine specimen of a boy you turned out to be
you dropped down to your knees
you dropped your trousers 'neath the palm bush
a cool breeze blew through me
as you blew me a kiss
you blew other things that night
i've got to admit you were tight
we were close, close enough to part
i never saw you again after that night
actually morning
the light fell upon my penis
and in the distance a sailboat swam away and cried
i lied on the beach
and lied to myself that you loved me
the seagulls were no comfort, believe me
and now it's goodbye
and i kiss the rock upon which i buried your body
la dee dee, i buried your body
la dee do, your rotting fucking body
golden showers, morning hours
fresh as a newborn daisy chain
Crisco rain, rinse away
rinse it all away, down the drain
midnight lovers
all of them 'neath the covers
no one got no sleep
golden showers, horny hours
taking the tongue up to the rump
tasted good, well you knew it would
it all tastes good at this time of the morning
roped and dripping, latex
the drizzling, the ramming of rain
reminds you of Spain
golden showers, morning hours
fresh from the dew, the Crisco rain
oh the golden showers
blonde and beautiful, beat-up and the bitch was young
and the diamond pearls strung from her neck
oh give me another chance to strangle your neck tonight
(everything about her was blonde
from her cunt to her hair
from her hair to her cunt, she was blonde)
(she was young)
blonde and beautiful, your chance had come and gone
(you won't live too long while i'm around)
to tell the tale
and beneath your blonde curls, your black and blue eyes
you 're a devilish girl and
blonde and beautiful, beat-up and young
and diamond-ridden witch
you were different baby
i love you, i missed you
and i still miss your (cunt)
(it's a shame you were a slut and not a bitch)
it was a blonde fur
don't b afraid, there's nothing here 2 harm you
don't b ashamed, there's nothing there to alarm you
don't run away
don't b afraid, 'cause your heart won't harm you
i was afraid
now i know the moral
don't run away
crack, bend, break
all these things your heart will do
cry, beg, bleed
do these things your heart will lose
monsters and ghosts
don't exist, i assure you
don't grab you coat
don't resist, embrace them
i can't remember a word that you said
i won't remember a thing that you said
i've seen the rain come down
i've seen the snow come down
i've been with you that long, too long
i can't remember a word that you said
i won't remember a thing that you said
i've seen the swords come down
i've seen the lord come down
i've been with you that long, too long
i can't remember a word that you said
executive with his pants down sittin’ behind a desk
how bad do you wanna be a star boy?
be a starboy
that mansion on that hill could be yours, fancy cash and
girls
how bad do you wanna be a star boy?
be a starboy
finish me off undo yourself, put this heroin in your arm
you’re on your way
i think we can do business boy, it’s a crazy business but
it’s worth it
how bad do you wanna be a star boy?
i think the handcuffs are a bit much
i don’t recall ever losing my touch
but just to hold you wouldn’t be fair
not only cavemen enjoy pulling hair
there’s a tattoo parlor down the street
a tattooed face often does look so sweet
they call it weird on the avenue
with all that's been done now what could be new?
they say you're a ten
i guess that means
ten dollars a night
your piercings say you’re on a crusade
but down that street baby there's no parade
they call it weird on the avenue
with all that's been done now what could be new
they say you’re a ten
i guess that means
ten dollars a night
i see your neck has found a noose
i’m not a cop, haven’t lived your abuse
the avenue has led me to here
everyone's makin’ a big deal
out of the fact that I raped someone
what's the crime? i had fun
someone put me away
someone punch me out
someone let me play
let me get it out
after all she was a nun
and the priest wanted to watch
everyone’s makin' a big deal
over the fact that we raped someone
what's the crime we had
someone put me away
someone punch me out
someone let me play
let me get it out
after all she was a nun
and the priest wanted to watch
everyone‘s makin' a big deal
over the fact that we raped someone
what's the crime?
someone put me away
someone punch me out
someone let me play
let me get it out
everyone’s makin' a big deal
out of the fact that i raped someone
what's the crime?
what's the crime?
Children in the schoolyard hard at play
Man behind the trees with his candy on the way
Run away
Run away from the man with candy
Run away
Children with the candy in his van
Drive to a secluded location -- down with the pants
Children run away with the man with the candy
Today
Back at the schoolyard, he's hard at play
Joining in with all the children's games
Children run away from the man with the candy
Children run away
The principal has a few words for the man
"Better get out of here and take your van!"
And now he's gone
As he rides past your lawn
Children run away
The man with the candy has come to play
persian cat
she makes me meow forever
persian cat
she makes me meow meow meow
forever, i want to stay with you
forever, i want to be with you
persian cat
she makes me meow forever
persian cat
she makes me meow meow meow
forever, i want to stay with you
forever, i want to be with you
she loves to purr
and how i love to pet her fur
she loves to purr
with her marble eyes
she can see through any night
how i love her
persian cat
she makes me meow forever
persian cat
she makes me meow me ow ow ow ow
forever, i want to stay with you
you should be sent to hell
you rotten motherfuckers
you bastards
i'm a bastard
you should be sent to hell, you should
for making fun of everything
you can't tell if you're serious or not
you bastards
you mother mother motherfuckers
you' re gonna get yours
either tomorrow or tonight
tomorrow morning
you rotten bastards
i don't know if you're gay or straight
and personally i don't care
you just keep making fun of everything
that i'm aware of
you rotten bastards
should be sent to hell
lah la la la lah lah luh lagh la la,
dead pussy in the road with mother's name on top
it never will stop screaming my name
oh mother yeah yeah
mother yeah yeah
mother yeah yeah yeah
dead pussy in the road with mother's name on top
dead pussy in the road with mother, it never will stop
it goes yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
dead pussy in the road with mother's name on top
pussy in the road, it never will stop
you're not going to heaven
you're going to my hometown
you're not going to heaven
hades high school, how i remember
hades high school, in september
hades high school, how i remember
hades high school, in september
you're not having fun
but maybe this is my point
hades high school, how i remember
hades high school, in september
hades high school, how i remember
hades high school, in september
once i was a pupil
but my how i have learned
i did not need a teacher
hence i became one
you're not going to heaven
you're going to my hometown
you're not going to heaven
she came from earth and i came from the gods
to hell with her, to hell with the odds
she believed in ghosts, she didn't believe in gods
but what hurt the most was a great big lightning rod
and now she's gone, where did she go?
her ghost was sold
'cause she was a mortal
she came from earth and i came from the gods
to hell with this verse, to hell with the gods
and now she's gone, where did she go?
her ghost was sold
'cause she was a mortal
she was a mortal
oh mom, was always wondering why
i was into sports
oh mom, was always wondering why
i was staying after school
i'm into sports mom and also
i'm in the locker room with the boys
i'm in the shower and i drop the soap every time
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
homos no one knows a homo like us
we love homos
lesbians are cool
and straights are fools
lesbians rule their scene
but the homos are the coolest of the cools
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
homos
they never knock at my front door
they never ring on the phone
they always come through the window
through the back door
through the throat
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
layin' down my love 4 u, it's all i've got to do
layin' down, layin' down my love 4 u
in the park, we danced all night
in the park, time was right
layin' down, layin' down my love 4 u
layin' down my love 4 u, it's all i've got to do
layin' down, layin' down my love 4 u
we stood there naked in the grass
you had a fine ass
we wanted the night to last
because you put the moon to shame
layin' down my love 4 u, it's all i've got to do
layin' down, layin' down my love 4 u
layin' down,
it's all i've,
whisper if you love me
whisper come and hug me
honey come honey bee
yellow are the flowers
you're up in the tower
baby, i will rescue thee
if you're conscience is warm
and your heart is unborn
you can trust me
let's pretend we can fly
i wanna see what i never saw
i got your cream upon my paws
you're all scratched up from my claws again
naturally we're fortunate
naturally we're fortunate
the sky don't need you anymore, and neither do i
stargirl you must go
you used to joke about the dark, but now you've fallen
stargirl the sun is out and
stargirl you won't be seen
stargirl a dream's a dream and
stargirl you've had your dream
i used to clap when you would shine, but now that i am
bored
growin' up in a church, just like my dad
you think you'd had enough but you never knew what you
'cause i'm a jesus child, i'm a jesus child
and i think i'l stay this way for a while
i'm a jesus child, i'm a jesus child
i'm a jesus child, i'm a jesus child
i'm all for god
i'm a jesus child, i'm a jesus, i'm a jesus child
tell your children to take my hand
we're gonna travel across this crazy, crazy, crazy land
'cause we're jesus children now
and i'm a jesus
i'm a jesus child, i'm a jesus child
i'm all for god
i'm a jesus child, i'm a jesus
i'm a jesus child, i'm all for god
i'm a jesus child, i'm a jesus
makin' love night and day is so easy
everything is all right
in the funhouse tonight
the beds here are not for sleeping
no need to be polite
in the funhouse tonight
the door's always open
both day and night
for hearts that are broken
welcome to the light
your clothes are never needed
so leave behind your fright
in the funhouse tonight
your heart beats faster than a woodpecker's beak
your pulse is out of sight
in the funhouse tonight
the bed's always broken
at the end of the night
no words need be spoken
just kick out the light
makin' love night and day is so easy
everything is all right
in the funhouse tonight
in the funhouse tonight
i'm here to hurt you
i'm here to cause you all kinds of pain
i'm Evil Arnold
the guy with the ugly name
i'm here to cause violence
and blood flowing and tears streaming down your face
and your hands have been removed, your legs too
your body and soul have been sold
your fuckin' house has been put up for auction
i'm Evil Arnold, jack's brother
i took the life of your mother
i took the life of your father
i took the lives of everyone
my name is Arnold
how'd ya like a heart attack?
that wasn't me speakin' that sounded like Jack
i'm evil, Evil Arnold
i ain't no pig
i don't get dirty with the bodies once i've killed them
And so you're the king, are we supposed to bow?
Who died and made you king, your kingdom's coming down
You don't walk the way you used to do
You don't act like
Kings are strong, queens they long
Kings are strong, queens they long
For the kingdom
And blow your kingdom down
'Cause you don't strut the way you're supposed to
You don't reign like
Kings are strong, queens they long
Kings are strong, queens they long
Tropical love with the boys, men
Animals just can't cut it no more
Tan, everyone's tan
Everyone's good
Lying on the beach, they knew they would
Feel so good in Japan
Being oiled down by furry young men, beautiful time
I can't remember when I've been so hard
Oh, how ya doing sailor, just got into port?
Fine
Do you know where I can get my rocks off?
No I don't, do you know where I can find a fresh pair of socks?
I thought you were gonna ask me about
Hot cock
Hot cock Annnie, here she comes
Nobody cares about her, she's the one with
The cock and the vagina combined
Get her from behind
Hot cock Annie
Here comes big fat George
Look at that butt, look at him gorge away
All the boys play with his butt
Rammin' him up and down
This is a crazy faggy town we live in
It doesn't matter to me
I've changed my ways
she's been raised by gypsies
she's been raised by nannies
where's bad mommy?
down on the corner gettin' fixed up
down in the barroom dancin' away
sweet daddy's not around
mommy's not around
i'm afraid you're on your own
where's bad mommy?
i'm gettin' hungry, nanny's on the way
i'm gettin' angry, nanny soon will play
daddy, why are you up in the sky?
why couldn't they have taken mommy?
daddy, what's beyond the sky?
i don't want no no nanny
i want sweet daddy, not bad mommy
He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks
April Fools
He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair
April Fools
He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face
April, April doom
Because then where would the poop come out of?
His mouth
Well, he decided he wanted a vagina down south
April Fools
Where his belly button once stood, now stood a cock
With a mouth at the end that ate the food
Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties
What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids
And, of course, beneath his chin the penis
And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there
April Fools
And Jester Wally Jew-Boy
Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill
You've had your fill of transplants, please
You wish you could change back at will, but...
Tits coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact
I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge
April Dick
Well, he became a woman, then a man
Then a dog, then a sheep
Then a man, then a god
He had all put on his body -- "give me 75 tits
Give me 1400 balls
Give me cocks coming out of every living pore"
Oh, vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine
Oh, wonderful at the bathing parties
April Fools
But this was no April Fools
This was for real
This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village
When he took his place next to the other boys in line
To serve his patriotic duty
Well, it's kinda rude the way people stare
He said, "I'd like all... all... the things I had put on me
it's very dark, darker than black
they never hear me bark
i feel like i ain't comin' back
because you, oohh oohh oohh, oohh oohh oohh
buried me alive, oh my my my my
buried me alive, oh my my my my
buried me alive, oh my my my
the last thing i saw was a priest
and now i'm dead
but more than that, i'm deceased
because you, oohh oohh oohh, oohh oohh oohh
buried me alive, oh my my my my
buried me alive, oh my my my my
silly boys and girls
the way they try on makeup
popcorn days and football ways
the way they play when they break up
it's a crime the way they take the Doc so seriously
they'll dock your pay
they'll dock you down by the bay
for the hay beneath your feet
your camel's stiff
oh your rocking riding ways are through boys
the girls are taking over
they're taking over
we can't let this happen
can't let this go on much longer boys
take command of the commandments
you make them up yourselves
you drop yourself down one chute
you'll wind up in hell
you're trying on shoes that were left over from Jesus and
Satan
well one of them wore wings, the other did the painting
get yourself a brush and clean up the whole town
play Santa Claus in winter, Easter bunny spring
when it comes to summer get out your wieners and your
vagina things
and have yourselves a kick
have yourselves a blast
teach someone the meaning of the word ''ass''
for all those who say
"make me happy", "please me", "entertain me"
i've only this to say
fuck off, get out of my life
fuck off, get out of my sight
'cause i don't need your b.s. tonight
for all those who say
"make me happy", my door's locked, my phone's unplugged
go away
fuck off, get out of my life
fuck off, get out of my sight
'cause i don't need your b.s. tonight, today or anytime
no, i don't need your b.s. tonight
LOVE ME OR DIE BITCH:
love me or die bitch
make up your mind quick
love me or die bitch
look me up the eye friend
i am a man
i'm an animal
i'm a witch
which am i?
better love me now
you better milk my cow
you better shut up
i love you, i love you, i love you now
i love you, i love you, i love you now
i may not say a word, i might destroy a bird
he might sleep on the street right now
they may run over me, i might force them to see
that i'm trying to sleep right now
crucify, crucify, crucify now
i don't know, i don't want, i love you now
i may give you the son, i might produce the son
he might sleep on the street right now
of course, you hate him for that
and you love him for this
sweet greasy hair and sweet grimy clothes
it was the year punk broke
in the year of our lord grunge
yeah yeah yeah no no no no no
yeah yeah yeah no no no no no
out on the west coast
Black Sabbath, Black Flag; meet the Beatles
it was the Seattle sound that made me proud
in the year of our lord grunge
yeah yeah yeah no no no no no
yeah yeah yeah no no no no no
smashing our instruments ala the who
diggin' on Keith Moon
and the voice of John Lennon
lumberjack rock star
jaggin' in the audience's mouth
it was the year punk broke
in the year of our lord grunge
yeah yeah yeah no no no no no
yeah yeah yeah no no no no no
mine, all is mine, i want it all, bomb the steps i
climbed to you
you wanted more
after what you did to me i'm really not too sure
i'm just so glad to be away from you and everything's a
blur and i just
smile, smile, smile, smile
when you were young your pony danced upon your face
so you hit the bottle at the very early age of eight
now everyone says you're beautiful but that's there in
the dark
'cause when the lights come on the dog's about you bark
and i just
smile, smile, smile, smile
after what you did to me i'm really not too sure
i'm just so glad to be away from you and everything's a
blur and i just
now she's gonna fall
now she's gonna crawl
now she's gonna call
i'm gonna breathe blood into my jewels
gonna bleed twice for all the fools
who wish me death
now she's gonna scream
now she's gonna dream
moonbeam nightmare not allowed
now she's gonna miss
now there'll be no kiss
now at last it's come to this
someone's strange kitten's in the flames
she disappears to change
then reappears the same
so i'm gonna breathe blood into my jewels
gonna bleed twice for all the fools
who wish me death
Told you 'bout love
I told you you'd get it as soon as I got it
Told you 'bout love
I told you you'd get it as soon as I gave it to you
Boy, you don't know what I got
Oh, girl, you'll never get none of mine
It's for the boys
My rocks, I only get off and give 'em to the boys
The boys should get the jewels, and the finest time
Oh, run your hand through my spine
Oh boy, oh boy, you really know how to grind!
Oh girls, give up, the boys are comin' off of the top
Of my head, there it goes -- whoops!
All across the floor
Past the jewels, out the door
With the boys
Forget the girls, boys with boys
Girls get with the girls and the boys with the boys
It's only right and natural, the boys with the boys
It's only what we should have done in the first place
Fuck Eve -- that was the problem from the start
If there would've been two Adams, there would've been no problem
None of this other shit would've ever happened
But the boys, oh, get rid of the girls, get with the boys
Oh, raise your dildos high, we're the boys
We know what we're doin', we're the boys
Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man?
Where's Jerry Lewis when no one gives a damn?
And there's my man up on the stage
And with the children about four in age
They're crazy, they're crippled, but they're lovely
And young, and wild, and lovely (and crippled)
And crippled (and crippled)
And it's a crime, they're lovely (and lovely)
Where's Jerry Lewis, who's on the stage soon?
Who's coming up (coppin' a feel from a crippled baboon)
I'll give my money to any baboon who's crazy enough to win my money
And there's a cripple so I give some more
Oh, here's a fiver for you, son
I love you (I love you, too)
You lovely crippled boy (crippled)
You lovely crippled boy (crippled motherfucker)
Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man come Labor Day each year?
Where's Jerry Lewis? (wheelchair blues)
Where's Jerry Lewis? (ah, winner, you're a real winner)
If I ever catch the guy who...
Okay, which one of you guys gave my daughter the dope?
She ain't livin' no more
I just came from the coffin
Cope? I'll cope
I'll cope with her goddamn death
But which one of you guys gave my daughter the dope?
Come on, one of you fuckin' coke addicts own up and tell me
Tell me how to cope
You cope with a closed casket
Full of doped up daughter dope
Okay, which one of you fuckin' addicts gave my daughter the dope?
One of you measly bastards is gonna pay, I'll tell ya
Don't tell me to cope
How the fuck do you cope
When a ten-year-old daughter's life is fuckin' snuffed?
My wife just had an operation, too, so I wanna ask you
Which one of you creeps gave my daughter the dope?
This ain't no fuckin' soap opera
This is my goddamn daughter's life we're talkin' about
I wanna know which one of you bastard dogs gave my daughter the dope?
It ain't no miracle raising her up from the grave, but I'm gonna try
i asked you what you wanted, you said you didn't know
i asked you what you needed, you said you didn't know
i asked you what the trouble was with your mind
you said there was a boy who treated you so badly
who mangled and strangled and beat you up so badly
i thought you had better seek a psychiatrist
and when you layed down on his couch
he tried to undo your blouse
since then you've never been the same
i asked you what the weather was like inside your brain
you said it always snows and everything's the same
i said it's a good thing you're not insane
and when you layed down on his couch
he tried to undo your blouse
since then you've never been the same
i asked you what the trouble was
i asked you what the trouble was
watch the people increase their will
with love and pride and hope to guide
enter i
enter i
spoken so long ago
a prophet will come, spoken so soft and low
this world will be one
with love and pride and hope to guide
enter i
enter i (all kings will bow on cue)
enter i (and none shall break my rules)
watch the people reach out to me
with love and pride and hope to guide
enter i
and now exit i
the applause will break all ears
enter i
i warned you no no no,
i warned you don't be dopes
you meant well but you fucked over jesus
you meant well but you fucked over jesus
i warned them no no no,
i told them that down below
they meant no good when they were crossing up jesus
no good at all, they crossed out jesus
i warned them no no no,
i told them don't be dopes
they meant no good, they fucked over jesus
they fucked over jesus, watch out with jesus
nobody gets away with nothing man, i don't think that
anyone can
except maybe sammy davis jr. can
because they fucked over jesus
they fucked over,
fucked over,
fucked over,
i think about you every night
i'm sleepin' less and less each night
they say it gets easier
and the longing goes away
i wish i'd never said those things
i hurt you something bad something
they watch me from the heavens
and although i fall
i dream about you every night
I'm sleepin' with your picture tight
they say it gets easier
it's wrong to interfere with what we've got
would a chimpanzee make it with a dog
i don't think so, i don't think so
the purification of the race
should not be tampered with
should not be tampered with at all
it's wrong to interfere with what we've got
would a spider make it with a rose
would a tiger make it with a toad
i don't think so, i don't think so
the purification of the race
should not be tampered with
should not be tampered with at all
I've done drugs that would blow your mind tonight
Real fine tonight
Blow your mind tonight
Outta my mind tonight, tonight
Going outta my mind tonight
Outta my mind tonight
Blow your blind tonight
(I've got a suitcase full of drugs)
(I can turn you on)
Would you like to come along?
I'd like to come along
I've got drugs
(Cum!)
Where you going, man?
I've got drugs
Can I come wherever it is, man?
I've got drugs
I've got blues
I'll do your dope, I'll be your dope man
(Much as I can, people)
Outta the mist there's a pimp
Outta the mist there's a hooker
(priest)
Outta the mist there's a priest
(with in his hand)
Outta the mist
(I kissed you)
Outta the mist how could I miss you with your drugs?
Outta the mist how could I miss you with your druggy ways?
(your drugs)
Outta the mist
(I missed you)
Outta the mist
Outta the mist I kissed your lovely drug-filled lips
You sleazy prostitute
Where's your pimp friend?
Where's your pimp friend and your priest?
As he stood there and lectured me on how I should live abouts
(on his yeast infection)
Fucking priest with a yeast infection
A drug problem that never existed
fucking bitch gonna pay
gonna wrangle her ass in may
got all the records that pavement made
and i smashed them all today
my pubic hairs are crazy
givin' me a rash in hell
i didn't tell you
i smashed my Wesley Willis records as well
give up your pussy again
rock all night
bitch is gonna pay i'll tell ya motherfucker
in the motherfucking morning light
i never had any Sebadoh records
but if i had them i'd smash them too
you, of course, i always loved Sonic Youth, blow me
rock, rock, rock, hey rock
fucking bitch gonna pay
gonna wrangle her ass in may
got all the records that Pavement made
and i smashed them all today
give up your pussy again
rock all night
bitch is gonna pay i'll tell ya motherfucker
how can you make me cry
and not even bat an eye
you don't wanna see me
you don't wanna see me
c-r-y, c-r-y, c-r-y
why do you want to see me c-r-
how can you call it quits
how come i feel like
you don't wanna see me
you don't wanna see me
c-r-y c-r-y c-r-y
why do you want to see me c-r-
why do you want to see me c-r-, c-r-
there's guns across the river aimin' at ya
lawman on your trail he'd like to catch ya
bounty hunters too they'd like t' get ya
billy they don't like you t' be so free
camp' out all night on the berenda
dealin' cards 'til dawn in the hacienda
up to boot hill they'd like t' send ya
billy don't y' turn your back on me
playin' around with some sweet senorita
into her dark hallway she will lead ya
in the shadows of the mesa she will greet ya
know it all, fuckin' know it all
you're the teacher, the guru
so you should know already
how to blow me
seen it all, fuckin' seen it all
Buddha's nothin', Jesus last week
how's it feel to have blown me
you're buildin' a house
but you forgot to make a door
you're buildin' a house
usin' the cross for the two by fours yeah
know it all, fuckin' know it all
you're the teacher, the guru
so you should know already
Rudy and Santa
are we on, baby?
oh, yeah
here comes Santa's pussy strolling down the lane
here comes Santa's pussy that cat he sure is crazy man
here comes Santa's pussy he's taking the candy cane up
the reindeer, oh yeah
here comes Santa's little helper boy
here comes Santa's pussy the boy is overjoyed
there goes Santa's reindeer and who's with him now, boys,
yeah the boys
oh, once in a while when Mrs.. Claus she goes away, oh
yeah
well the presents come out Santa comes out
he's got his crazy candy cane
he puts that little white beard
he finds it right up the poop chute train
well the boys there they go up Santa's nose
what's he got there? only Santa knows
but oh, Santa's pussy that's where the boys like to play
around
whenever he's in town
oh, Santa's such a funny clown when you get down to it
he's just a Gacy, there's a little Gacy in all of us
Santa's pretty tough with his pussy cunt
here comes Santa's pussy comin' down Santa Claus lane
i said here comes i said here comes Santa's pussy
ten times i loved you, twenty times i hated you
but all in all when the love was done
we shoved the boat to shore
and agreed that girls are bores
men let's stick together
older men who are horny
should be together with other men who are lonely
cocktail lounging on our yachts made of hot cock
oh greased down and waxed and built and bulging boys
named Jimmy Jack Roy Bloy
weird last name but just the same
oh ho ho, get your paddles out here we go
oh ho ho, blow me down you sailors ohhh
oh there ' s a strong current brewing
oh I can feel it coming through me
there's a little olive pit stuck in somewhere
i can feel your
i can feel the toothpick, you're a thin man
i can feel a toothpick, get out of my sandbox boys
on the yacht, cherry cock
all aboard
sailors here we go, left hand up the road
all aboard, i'm board t' death with girls
sailors board me now
i was born t' be fucked like a cow
cowards, men who don't fuck me are cowards
girls who get near me are fools
oh boys, men get on board
we're going sailing, places unknown
everyone loves the girl, i hear that
everyone loves the girl
everyone loves the girl, i hear that
everyone loves the girl
i do too
"and if you're cool, and if you're cold
i'm a bear" she said
"come to my heart, come in my lair
i'm a bear" she said
does it matter what she wears? not really
matter what she wears?
if she wants to be a bear, it's ok
everyone loves the girl
everyone has a heartbeat, baby
everyone has a heart
you can throw me to the sharks, i've been there
everyone has a heart
nobody wants to leave you, baby
nobody wants to leave
when you throw your arms around them, baby
everyone loves the girl
la da da dee, la da da dum dum
la da da da, la da da dee
la da da, la da dee, la da dum dum
la da da, la da dee, la da da dum dum
la da da da, la da da dee, la da da dum dum
ah holding my daffodil in the snow
ah wouldn't you know it here comes a bum
ah wanting more than a daffodil to play with
la da da, la da dee, la da da dum dum
la da da da, la da da dee, la da da dum dum
la da da da, la da dee, ah
and he curls up next to me
and even though i'm a man he french kisses me
i notice his dentures but i don't back off
la da da da, la da dee, la da da dum dum
la da da da, la da dee, la da da dum dum
la da da da, la da da dee, la da da dum dum
and he whistles for me to come back
but i'm on my way and i've got things to do
and he's a little too old for me
and someday we pray we'll play again
this time with more than our hands and lips
la da da da, la da da dee, la da da dum dum
la da da da, la da da dee, la da da dum dum
la da da da, la da da dee
la da da da, la da da dee
i met a girl who was a gypsy barefoot in the snow
her eyes like charcoal, they let me know that she needed
a place to go
she said that she fell asleep in the field and her family
rolled away
she cried that she was lost and that she needed a place
to stay
and then she said our love would never die
but then she threw her body to the ocean tide
and now i know all about the future and all i do is cry
the world pronounced her dead today there upon the rocks
i stood above them, way above them and then i jumped a
block
i remember when she said our love would never die
so then i threw my body to the ocean tide
and now i'm with her, here in heaven we kissed this world
goodbye
spitting out fire
from the goat's milk i've drunk
i feel like a punk with an earring up my balls
i'm about to take a big fat fall though
as you know
i'm back to women
i couldn't keep it up
they changed my mind around
now i'm spitting out fire from my balls
i know it's screwed up
but i'm, i'm back to women
like i said, i couldn't keep it up
i'm spitting out fire through all of my orifices
and if that ain't enough
i had to give up cologne
i got all my hair removed
Banjo Bonnie
Laced with honey
Next to the corn bees in flight
They're nothing like the bee from your queen flowered teats
Banjo Bonnie
Father William's honey
Sweet and teeny buzzing around, you sexy thing
Your banjo's playing songs to attract all the boys
But you prefer girls -- which is natural
Banjo Bonnie
William, bring the honey
Her buttercorned loins are burning like bumble bee wax
The teeth of the local bees are becoming annoyed with you
You're taking all the business away
Your banjo playing so sweetly like the honey
So sweet and funny
Here comes the fire truck again
All the honey bees are gonna land you this time
You can't be put out by any fire truck I know of
That's right, 'cause it's
Banjo Bonnie
Your fanny is funny
When it's buttered up and eaten by William and the other honey
Bees laced with honey on their wings
And they're flying
Teats exposed
All around, everyone's laughing
