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'Officer' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Dam el ghazal (2005)

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Drama

Amir El Zalam (2002)

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Pilot and October veteran Saeed El Masry has lost his sight. In the aftermath, he is in turnaround in special hostels due to his rebellious manners. In his next stop, he befriends a group of blind youngsters who make him their leader and furthermore their eyes to see the world. At night, Saeed dresses up and goes to a nightclub where he encounters Alia who falls in love with him. At the meantime, a mysterious gang of foreign terrorists chooses the blind hostel as their base to assassinate a politician visiting Egypt. These various plot elements culminate at the final climax when Saeed faces solely the terrorists with bravery.

Keywords: blind, cameo-appearance, irony, love, october-war, soccer-match, soldier, war-hero, year-1973

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Edge (1997)

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Edge is the story of Edward 'Edge' Jones (Edge), a man with no memory of the event in the Persian Gulf war that left him physically scarred and lost in a civilian world that offers him no direction. From the past comes Lennox, a fellow soldier from the war, who invites him to go on a road trip with the promise of regaining the adventure and camaraderie they knew in the military. Edge is captured in the attraction of regaining his identity as a soldier and agrees to go, unaware of Lennox's all-consuming need for the powers of a warrior in battle. In the beginning, the trip re-awakens Edge's spirit, but gradually his memory returns as well, and as the events of the past become more horribly clear, so does Lennox's 'mission' become evident, and Edge finds himself in a nightmarish world of betrayal, both past and present. On a parallel road trip, a young girl, Berry, leads her mother on a quest to photograph UFO's, presumably for initiation into a society of witnesses. True motives involving the denial of her father's death, however, push below the surface of Berry's mission. Moving deeper into open country, the mother struggling to understand her daughter's feelings, the two women unknowingly get closer to the point where their own journey will converge with that of Edge and Lennox.

Keywords: absent-without-leave, air-cavalry, air-raid, air-strike, allegory, anti-hero, assassin, assassination, atrocity, battle

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Everything before now doesn't matter....

Quotes:

Edward 'Edge' Jones: I don't remember the explosion, you know. I just woke up in a hospital. There's a period that's completely gone - - - without any warning.::Edward 'Edge' Jones: This is how I woke up and they had to tell me why. They gave me a medal. They told me they were sorry. They thanked me.::Edward 'Edge' Jones: But it was never up to me, or any of the others. We were all blind. What good is a man against something that falls out of the sky?::Lennox: You survived. That's all that matters.

Lennox: You're a soldier... Don't try to live another way.

Edward 'Edge' Jones: While I was in the bathroom I was thinking about all of my operations. You know, I was under anesthetic for so much of the time that anything could have happened and I wouldn't have known it. What if one of those doctors had just decided to let me die and disconnected everything? They could do that and I'd be completely helpless. They could do anything they wanted to me and then kill me or just tell me that everything is fine when I wake up, and I'd never know the difference. I hate that feeling.::Lennox: There's no way around it.::Edward 'Edge' Jones: I don't trust doctors.

From the Office (1992)

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A dark comedy in which an utterly random event reveals the most inhuman aspects of life in a bureaucratic system. A strange substance flies in from nowhere and lands on an unwitting Administrative Analyst, who is slowly consumed. Much paper-filing and bumbling ensues.

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The Man Who Would Be King (1975)

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This adaptation of the famous short story by Rudyard Kipling tells the story of Daniel Dravot and Peachy Carnahan, two ex-soldiers in India when it was under British rule. They decide that the country is too small for them, so they head off to Kafiristan in order to become Kings in their own right. Kipling is seen as a character that was there at the beginning, and at the end of this glorious tale.

Keywords: 1800s, 19th-century, abstinence, abyss, action-hero, adventure-hero, adventurer, afghanistan, ambition, ambitious-man

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Adventure in all its glory!
Long live adventure... and adventurers!
Rudyard Kipling's epic of splendor, spectacle and high adventure at the top of a legendary world.

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Peachy Carnehan: What's he saying, Billy?::Billy Fish: Danny's bleeding. They know! He says not god, not devil, but man!::Peachy Carnehan: [approaches Danny] They've twigged it, Danny. You've had it! The jig's up!::Daniel Dravot: [grabs arrow and raises hand in proclamation] I, Sikander -::Peachy Carnehan: [cuts off Danny] For God's sake!::Peachy Carnehan: [grabs Danny and leads him down the temple stairs] We've got to brass it out, Danny. Danny, brass it out!::Peachy Carnehan: [Danny, Peachy and Billy Fish try to escape the mob with heads held high] Bags of swank!::Daniel Dravot: [Danny, Peachy and Billy Fish on the run] We'll get your riflemen, Peachy, and we'll come back and slaughter the dogs! A drenching in their own blood we'll give them! Riflemen, prepare to advance!::Peachy Carnehan: [grabs rifles] Too many for that, Danny. Retire in sections!::Daniel Dravot: Retire? Retire be damned!::Peachy Carnehan: We've gotta make a run for it!

Daniel Dravot: You have our permission to bugger off!

Billy Fish: I oft times tell Ootah about Englishmens. How they give names to dogs and take off hats to womans, and march into battle, left - right, left -right with rifles on their shoulders.

Daniel Dravot: Peachy, I'm heartily ashamed for gettin' you killed instead of going home rich like you deserved to, on account of me bein' so bleedin' high and bloody mighty. Can you forgive me?::Peachy Carnehan: That I can and that I do, Danny, free and full and without let or hindrance.::Daniel Dravot: Everything's all right then.

Daniel Dravot: Let him put *that* in his paper. If he is in need of news.

Peachy Carnehan: Keep looking at me. It helps to keep my soul from flying off.

Peachy Carnehan: Pardon me while I fall down laughing. HA, HA, HA.

Peachy Carnehan: Detriments you call us? Detriments? Well I want to remind you that it was detriments like us that built this bloody Empire AND the Izzat of the bloody Raj. Hats on.

Peachy Carnehan: Home to what? A porters uniform outside a restaurant and six penny tips from belching civilians for closing cab doors on their blowzy women?::Daniel Dravot: Not for us thank you. Not after watching afghans come howling down out of the hills and taking battlefield command when all the officers copped it.::Peachy Carnehan: Well said, brother Dravot.

Daniel Dravot: The more tribes, the more they'll fight, and the better for us.

Three Sisters (1970)

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Olga, Masha, and Irina Prozoroff lead lonely and purposeless lives following the death of their father who has commanded the local army post. Olga attempts to find satisfaction in teaching but secretly longs for a home and family. Masha, unhappy with her marriage to a timid schoolmaster, falls hopelessly in love with a married colonel. Irina works in the local telegraph office but longs for gaiety. Their sense of futility is increased by their brother's marriage to Natasha, a coarse peasant girl. She gradually encroaches on the family home until even the private refuge of the sisters is destroyed. They dream of starting a new life in Moscow but are saddled with the practicalities of their quiet existence. Despite their past failures, they resolve to seek some purpose and hope when the army post is withdrawn from the town.

Keywords: aging, based-on-play, brother-sister-relationship, clucking, death-of-father, dissatisfaction, feeling-old, husband-wife-relationship, independent-film, moscow-russia

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Drama

Zabijaka (1967)

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The Court-Martial of Billy Mitchell (1955)

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The true story of General Billy Mitchell, a pioneering crusader for the Army's fledgling air corp. In spite of an impressive performance during the First World War, the commanders of America's armed forces still think of the airplane as little more then a carnival attraction. Even after sinking an "unsinkable" captured German battleship from the air, Mitchell sees funds dry up and friends die due to poor equipment. He is court-martialed after questioning the loyalty of his superiors for allowing the air corp to deteriorate.

Keywords: admiral, air-power, airship, american-president, army-air-corps, army-general, aviation-accident, aviation-pioneer, battleship, bomber

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He defied the army and navy . . . and they gave him a Court Martial!

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Admiral William S. Sims: The Navy hasn't got any policy on flying, they are ignoring the aeroplane in hopes that it will just go away.

Admiral William S. Sims: Just because you read a lot of books about golf, doesn't make you a good golfer.

Parnell (1937)

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The life of Irish politician Charles Stewart Parnell, following from 1880 onward his struggle to free his country from English rule, pursued in prison, Parliament, and elsewhere. Emphasis is on the relationship with married Katie O'Shea which threatens to bring all Parnell's plans to ruin. Moderately accurate historically.

Keywords: aunt, based-on-play, blackmail, box-office-flop, catholic, character-name-in-title, critically-bashed, death, divorce, dying

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[while visiting America, Parnell gives some money to a poor family]::Poor man: It's little wonder why they call him the King of Ireland.::Sheriff: The *uncrowned* King.::Poor woman: He'll get his crown in heaven.

[Parnell tries to convince Mrs. O'Shea of his love]::Charles Stewart Parnell: Have you never felt there might be someone, somewhere who, if you could meet them, was the person that you'd been always meant to meet? Have you never felt that?

Charles Stewart Parnell: Ours could be a great love story, Katie.::Mrs. Katie O'Shea: Great love stories are always unhappy ones.::Charles Stewart Parnell: Then I hope ours *won't* be great.

slightly stoopid - officer

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Duration: 3:55
Updated: 05 Aug 2013

slightly stoopid - officer.

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LCPDFR - Officer Speirs - Bike Fail

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Duration: 19:08
Updated: 24 May 2014

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Oakland High School security officer knocks disabled student off his wheelchair

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Duration: 1:10
Updated: 02 Jun 2014

Check out our official website: http://us.tomonews.net/ Check out our Android app: http://goo.gl/PtT6VD Check out our iOS app: http://bit.ly/1gO3z1f ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Surveillance footage from May 19 shows a school officer beating handicapped Oakland High student Francisco Martinez before dumping him out of his wheelchair. Afflicted with cerebral palsy, Martinez can't use his legs and gets around the campus in a wheelchair. The 17-year-old claims that the officer slapped him so hard that he was flung out of his chair, landing chin first on floor. According the high school principal Matin Abdel-Qawi, Martinez was lingering in the hallway with some other kids as security officers urged him to get to class on May 19. After freshman reportedly refused to move, the officer proceeded to wheel him down the hall. The student resisted by slapping the officer's hands, prompting the officer to handcuff him. At this point, Martinez turned around and spat in the officer's face, who responded by smacking the student several times before throwing him out of the chair. Security officer Marchell Mitchell was fired on the day of the incident and has been charged with injuring a child. And yet, students have started a petition in support of Mitchell. Students at Oakland High School say Martinez provoked the officer, but the handicapped student claims that spitting was the only way he could fight back. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Welcome to TomoNews, where we animate the most entertaining news on the internets. Come here for an animated look at viral headlines, US news, celebrity gossip, salacious scandals, dumb criminals and much more! Subscribe now for daily news animations that will knock your socks off. Check out our Android app: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nextmedia.gan Check out our iOS app: https://itunes.apple.com/app/tomonews/id633875353 For news that's fun and never boring, visit our channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/TomoNewsUS Subscribe to stay updated on all the top stories: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt-WqkTyKK1_70U4bb4k4lQ?sub_confirmation=1 Stay connected with us here: Facebook http://www.facebook.com/TomoNewsUS Twitter @tomonewsus http://www.twitter.com/TomoNewsUS Google+ http://plus.google.com/+TomoNewsUS/ Instagram @tomonewsus http://instagram.com/tomonewsus

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Sidney NE Police Officer flips out on smart ass guy

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Duration: 6:03
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

Stupid guy or Agressive cop you decide.

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Green Bay police officer Derek Wicklund goes too far(misconduct4sure)

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Duration: 1:41
Updated: 21 Apr 2014

police outside of green bay bar act unprofessional while subduing a combative bar patron original vid by Troy Jordan via facebook TY for sharing

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Officer's Suicide: Is Sheriff Arpaio Being Set Up By Obama Cronies?

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Duration: 2:08
Updated: 02 Jun 2014

Officer's Suicide: Is Sheriff Arpaio Being Set Up By Obama Cronies? http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/universe-shattering-twist-in-obama-birth-probe/ http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2014/06/02/officer-suicide-complicates-sheriff-arpaio-racial-profiling-case/ "Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use." § 107.Limitations on exclusive rights: Fair use Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright. In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include — (1) the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes; (2) the nature of the copyrighted work; (3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and (4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work. FAIR USE NOTICE: These pages/video may contain copyrighted (© ) material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. Such material is made available to advance understanding of ecological, POLITICAL, HUMAN RIGHTS, economic, DEMOCRACY, scientific, MORAL, ETHICAL, and SOCIAL JUSTICE ISSUES, etc. It is believed that this constitutes a 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, this material is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior general interest in receiving similar information for research and educational use.

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ShackTac Arma 2 - Warrant Officer Charles

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Duration: 2:55
Updated: 03 Jun 2014

I'll let this one speak for itself. If you like this stuff, as always, show the love through comments, likes, favorites, subscriptions, etc. Want to support me more directly? Check out my Patreon page at http://www.patreon.com/dslyecxi Feed the machine. Use AdBlock? Take a look at this: http://blog.chkilroy.com/post/36918679935 The mission shown is a coop (vs AI) on the Caribou Frontier terrain. Q: What server am I playing Arma games on, who are these people, and can you join? A: It's the private server for my community, Shack Tactical. As of 2014 we've been around for eight years, and I wouldn't trade it for anything - we have a fantastic memberbase and it makes for amazing gameplay in Arma and elsewhere. You can read more about us here: http://www.shacktac.com Q: What mods does ShackTac use in Arma? A: I keep a list of them here: http://dslyecxi.com/shacktac_wp/shacktac-server-modset/ Q: Does ShackTac play mostly coop or mostly PvP/adversarial in Arma? A: We do a mix of about 70% adversarial and 30% coop - both offer unique experiences and are a blast to play. Q: How long have you been playing the Arma series? A: I've been here from the start, with my Operation Flashpoint experience beginning with the demo's release in 2001. I went into the US Marine Corps shortly after (no relation!) and in 2004 I started playing OFP in multiplayer. 2006 saw me found ShackTac, which started in OFP and then transitioned through Arma 1, Arma 2, and finally, Arma 3. I hope to continue this for a long time into the future, as well as share the ride with viewers like you, as corny as that sounds! Q: What system am I filming all of my Arma and VBS footage on? A: http://dslyecxi.com/about-me/computer/ If you want to know more about who I am: http://dslyecxi.com/about-me/ Check me out on Twitter, where I post video announcements and make the occasional smalltalk: http://twitter.com/dslyecxi/ Make sure to read my channel FAQ, it answers various questions and sets some expectations of behavior: http://dslyecxi.com/about-me/youtube-and-contact-faq/ Q: I have a question about your channel or content that I haven't seen answered elsewhere - what's the best way to ask it? A: I maintain a blog where I've answered hundreds of different questions relating to ShackTac, Arma, etc - you can find that here: http://blog.dslyecxi.com I also answer questions in my comments routinely, as I enjoy that aspect of things. If I don't answer, please don't take it personally - there's a lot going on and I can't always get to everything. My channel followers do a good job of answering the more common questions, too, and I thank them for that! I've authored the definitive guide on Arma 3 tactics, techniques, and procedures - check it out! Hard copies are also available. Online: http://ttp3.dslyecxi.com/ Hard copies: http://dslyecxi.com/ttp3-print-free-online-editions-now-available/ I also create, co-author, and distribute Arma 2 and Arma 3 mods for my community, you can find a complete release history of them here: http://dslyecxi.com/category/shacktac/shacktac-mods/ Bohemia Interactive, the creators of the Arma series from Operation Flashpoint to Arma 3, can be found here: http://www.bistudio.com

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Jason Marks on fallen Norfolk officer

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Duration: 2:31
Updated: 03 Jun 2014

Jason Marks on fallen Norfolk officer

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Law enforcement bids farewell to K9 Officer Steven Ritchie

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Duration: 1:25
Updated: 03 Jun 2014

K9 Officer Steven Ritchie has spent most of the past 29-years working with police dogs in Lockport and his department gave him a big sendoff Monday afternoon.

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Anita Blanton on the risks of being an officer

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Duration: 2:50
Updated: 03 Jun 2014

Anita Blanton on the risks of being an officer

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Andy Fox reports on charges withdrawn in officer murder case

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Duration: 2:39
Updated: 02 Jun 2014

Andy Fox reports on charges withdrawn in officer murder case

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State police investigate scene of officer shooting

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Duration: 3:29
Updated: 02 Jun 2014

Officials say David Ricker, 49, shot Trooper Michael Trotta four times outside a home in West Hanover Township, Dauphin County. The trooper is in stable condition at Penn State Hershey Medical Center. Subscribe to WGAL on YouTube for more: http://bit.ly/1lIwU2e Get more Baltimore news: http://wbaltv.com Like us: http://facebook.com/wbaltv11 Follow us: https://twitter.com/wbaltv11 Google+: https://plus.google.com/+wbaltv11

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Traffic Officer texting while directing traffic

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Duration: 0:43
Updated: 02 Jun 2014

On Emmons ave in Brooklyn. We watched this officer for over 5 min, waving traffic through without lifting her eyes off her phone.

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Officer shot and killed while trying to make arrest

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Duration: 1:02
Updated: 02 Jun 2014

Three suspects are in custody for the shooting death of a Georgia police officer. For more information please visit http://www.hlntv.com/video/2014/06/02/officer-shot-kevin-jordan-griffin-waffle-house

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Meerut: Woman police officer lodges FIR against DIG

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Duration: 1:12
Updated: 01 Jun 2014

A woman police officer lodged an FIR against the Meerut police training school's DIG Devi Prasad Shrivastav for obscene, inappropriate behavior.

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Slain officer memorial in Norfolk

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Duration: 0:39
Updated: 02 Jun 2014

Slain officer memorial in Norfolk

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Fight Police Officer Attacks Man, Man Defends Himself From Cop

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Duration: 2:00
Updated: 21 May 2013

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS - http://policecrimes.com/police.html - The Supreme Court recommends you DON'T talk to police officers, but you must say out loud "I'M GOING TO REMAIN SILENT." There's no law that requires you or your teenagers to answer questions from a police officer. Just say "I'M GOING TO REMAIN SILENT." Tell your teenagers talking to a police officer can be very dangerous for them, you and your family! If you believe you're innocent and didn't do anything wrong, let a lawyer do the talking for you. If you feel you've been abused by the police, you may learn how to file a police complaint here: http://policecrimes.com/police_complaint.html One cop can't bring a man down, it take a pack of wolves. Police Officer Attacks Man, Man Defends Himself From Police Officer Police chase fight police shootout police brutality fight police car police search police video abuse cops filming police officer police corruption police misconduct police videotape fight crime boxing punch http://www.texaspolicereport.com/

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Officer honored for fire rescue

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Duration: 1:54
Updated: 02 Jun 2014

A Jackson police officer recognized today for risking his life to save people from a burning apartment building. Subscribe to WAPT on YouTube now for more: http://bit.ly/1hYcJNa Get more Jackson news: http://wapt.com Like us: https://www.facebook.com/16wapt Follow us: https://twitter.com/16WAPTNews Google+: https://plus.google.com/+16WAPTNews

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Saint Rich - Officer

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Duration: 4:10
Updated: 29 Aug 2013

From the album Beyond the Drone, out October 1, 2013 on Merge Records. http://www.mergerecords.com/store/store_detail.php?catalog_id=950 Starring Dean Neistat Director: Oscar Boyson Director of Photography: David Feeney-Mosier Producer: Brendan McHugh Edited by Jordan Schulkin & Oscar Boyson 1st AC: Oliver Lanzeberg Colorist/DIT: Loic de Lame Art Director: Evan Schafer VFX: Matthew Greenberg Production Assistant: Drew Hudson

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Police Officer Buys Bed And Donates Video Game System For Teen In Abusive Household

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Duration: 7:46
Updated: 12 May 2014

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The importance of fathers: Correctional Officer Calvin Williams at TEDxIronwoodStatePrison

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Duration: 5:24
Updated: 02 Jun 2014

Single father of 3 children, Correctional Officer Calvin Williams of Ironwood State Prison speaks about the importance of being a father. In the spirit of ideas worth spreading, TEDx is a program of local, self-organized events that bring people together to share a TED-like experience. At a TEDx event, TEDTalks video and live speakers combine to spark deep discussion and connection in a small group. These local, self-organized events are branded TEDx, where x = independently organized TED event. The TED Conference provides general guidance for the TEDx program, but individual TEDx events are self-organized.* (*Subject to certain rules and regulations)

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CAUGHT ON TAPE: (2011) Officer Shot In The Head During Police Shootout, El Cajon

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Duration: 27:43
Updated: 04 Jan 2014

EL CAJON - August 21, 2011 - An officer is shot right in front of a news camera. The entire event is caught on camera including shots fired, officer rescue, SWAT standoff, house fire, helicopter water drops, and more. The suspect, Kevin Collier, shot his 1-year old daughter, his mother-in-law and then police showed up (SDNV too). Upon arriving, officers were met with gunfire from the suspect who had a rifle. Officer Jared Slocum was leaning over the bed of a pickup truck with only his head exposed. He was struck in the left temple and it exited the rear of his skull. He was NOT shot in the neck, as it appears and was initially perceived. The suspect then set the house on fire, before shooting himself. The fire department could not approach because officers could not confirm if the suspect was dead or not. Firefighters are not going to walk up to a home with the possibility of a man inside with a rifle. Officers requested Mercy Air for transport, but instead took the wounded officer by ground in a patrol car as it would be much quicker. This was on a dead-end street, so the rescue of having to pass the line of fire was very risky. A gas line explodes at one point (bluish smoke). SWAT set up and work with the fire department to help slow the rate of spread. Two helicopters begin water drops, which I have never seen before on a structure, only brush fires. Officer Slocum is doing well, but has decided to "medically retire" from the El Cajon Police Department, move, and go back to college. The officer who was with him, Officer Tim McFarland, was a rookie at the time and was being trained by Slocum. So if anyone wants to badmouth him, keep in mind he was still learning the ropes and in my opinion did everything right. Officer Slocum's wound, although severe due to the location, had very very little blood loss. So for those appauled that none of us applied pressure, quite frankly it wasn't neccessary and he was capable of doing it himself. The bigger threat was the active shooter vs only a few officers. And for all you anti-cop commenters, keep in mind, officers are still people with families. The men and women in this video are excellent officers. Especially Slocum and McFarland. Some important points: * The officer was shot in the left temple, not the neck. Period. I was there. I shot the video. It looks like he was shot in the neck, but he was in shock and holding the wrong area. You can see the exit wound in the back of his head in the video. See the followup interview with both officers if you still don't believe he was shot in the temple. * The officer was actually shot 1/2 second before the video begins. Enable HD and pause the first few frames. You see him getting up from the chain link fence. He was thrown back from the force of the shot and kind of bounced off the springy fence. He then gets up and returns fire. * This is not fake. Google "Jared Slocum" "Tim McFarland" "Prince St" etc and you will find that every major media agency in the world ran this story. To fake such a video would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. http://www.google.com/search?q=8/21/2011+shooting * The suspect lit the house on fire, then shot himself. Police did not burn the house down. FOLLOWUP INTERVIEW WITH THE OFFICERS MONTHS LATER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYMnpqq3Kzk "Slocum, 28, said the bullet pierced his left temple, cracked his skull, severed arteries and came out behind his other ear. He said his doctors said his recovery so far is a miracle." http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/may/18/shot-officer-asked-my-time/ El Cajon Police Chief Pat Sprecco said "That'll be used as a training tool for a long time", referring to the footage. 1033 Prince St, El Cajon http://www.sdnv.tv/

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Retired Police Officer Kills Carjacker! "Another Bites The Dust

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Duration: 7:31
Updated: 01 Jun 2014

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Kim Kardashian flashes nipples and butt during honeymoon in Mexico

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Militants lay siege to Iraq's largest oil refinery

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18 Jun 2014

BAGHDAD (AP) — Islamic militants laid siege to Iraq's largest oil refinery Wednesday, threatening a facility key to the country's domestic supplies as part of their ongoing lightning offensive, a top security official said ... The official said fighters of the al-Qaida-inspired Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant began their attack on the Beiji refinery, some 250 kilometers (155 miles) north of the capital, Baghdad, late Tuesday night ... ....(size: 5.0Kb)

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Al-Qaeda inspired militants stand with captured Iraqi Army Humvee at a checkpoint outside Beiji refinery, some 250 kilometers (155 miles) north of Baghdad, Iraq, Thursday, June 19, 2014. The fighting at Beiji comes as Iraq has asked the U.S. for airstrikes targeting the militants from the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. While U.S. President Barack Obama has not fully ruled out the possibility of launching airstrikes, such action is not imminent in part because intelligence agencies have been unable to identify clear targets on the ground, officials said.

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Iraq crisis: Fierce battles for Baiji and Tal Afar

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20 Jun 2014

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Boynton Beach PD releases names related to officer-involved shooting

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20 Jun 2014

Boynton Beach Police released the names of both the officer and the suspect Friday from the officer-involved shooting that left a 20-year-old man in Delray Medical Center. Officer Cory Herny shot Robens Estime early Thursday morning when the man ran from the car during a traffic stop and brandished a handgun, Boynton Beach Police spokeswoman Stephanie Slater said ... “Why you would pull a gun on a police officer bewilders me,” Katz said....(size: 3.7Kb)

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38 police officers leave while facing conduct inquiries

BBC News

20 Jun 2014

Thirty-eight police officers in England and Wales have left the service in the past four years, avoiding inquiries into their conduct and possible disciplinary action, figures show ... Among those to leave were six Metropolitan Police officers, six from Durham and six from Essex police ... The Home Office said it was committed to changing the law to ensure officers who did leave in such circumstances still faced sanctions....(size: 5.0Kb)

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City official: Councilman George Cushingberry Jr. didn't abuse authority

Detroit Free Press

20 Jun 2014

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Auditor urges Denver police to set specific goals to improve responses

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20 Jun 2014

The department had 1,326 officers in 2013, down from 1,540 in 2008, an auditor's report says ... The Denver auditor's office Thursday urged the police department to identify how many officers it needs to improve 911 response times and suggested it might take hundreds of new cops to make a large impact ... The 49-page report also illustrated how location matters when it comes to dialing 911 and how soon an officer arrives....(size: 7.1Kb)

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City official: Cushingberry didn't abuse authority in traffic stop

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20 Jun 2014

Months after an investigation of the police traffic stop involving Detroit Councilman George Cushingberry Jr., the city inspector general issued his findings Thursday, saying the first-term councilman did not use his position to curry favor from the officers ... , however, cites alleged quotes from Cushingberry, based on the Detroit police officers ... The officers also found a vial of marijuana and a partially smoked blunt....(size: 6.3Kb)

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Ex-Utah detective charged with manslaughter

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20 Jun 2014

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Cape Girardeau License Office contract awarded (State of Missouri)

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Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
Officer - Slightly Stoopid
Officer - Pharcyde
Officer - Operation Ivy
Officer - The Pharcyde
Officer - Kate Earl

Top Slightly Stoopid, Officer

It all started late on a Saturday night
Said who?s got the spliffs and who?s got the pint
Look out the window said to my surprise
Here comes the man in blue and his flashing lights
He said, "Now you know your party?s fuckin? over with
Because ya smokin? joints and your rollin? spliffs
Now tell me whatcha think I ought to think of this
Say wantcha pull out your sack, I say or you will be missed"
Say now, Mr.Officer, come charge me all the time
You got me for possession but I swear that it?s not mine
No matter what you do or say, it?s bound to come right back this way
And if you want a moment?s please say this is what you?ll say
C?mon an? let?s get this party started until the break of dawn
An? let?s keep this party movin? until there?s no one home
An? let?s get this party started until the break of dawn
An? let?s keep this party movin?, all you?ve got to do is sing
Can?t take the pressure for long
All they wanna do is rock ?til after 2
Gettin? high, then they singin? this song
Snap another b and drink another brew
Said, they can?t take the pressure for long
All I wanna do is rock ?til after 2
Gettin' high then they singin? this song
Snap another b then drink another brew, c?mon
[Incomprehensible] roadblock but me so sorry Mr.Cop
I bet you anything me gonna get stopped
[Incomprehensible] roadblock but me so sorry Mr.Cop
I bet you anything me gonna get stopped, I want yo
Hey, Mr.Cop said, "Now why?d you stoppa me, na na
I wasn?t driving me car badly"
I said, "Don?t go lock me up because me smoke sensi
Yes, this is the ghetto but me live ?cross the sea"
Say now, Mr.Officer, come charge me all the time
You got me for possession but I swear that it?s not mine
No matter what you do or say, it?s bound to come right back this way
And if you want a moment?s please say this is what you?ll say
C?mon an? let?s get this party started until the break of dawn
An? let?s keep this party movin? until there?s no one home
An? let?s get this party started until the break of dawn
An? let?s keep this party movin?, all you?ve got to do is sing
Can?t take the pressure for long
All they wanna do is rock ?til after 2
Gettin? high, then they singin? this song
Snap another b and drink another brew
Said, they can?t take the pressure for long
All I wanna do is rock ?til after 2
Gettin' high then they singin? this song
Snap another b then drink another brew, c?mon
Can?t take the pressure for long
All they wanna do is rock ?til after 2
Gettin? high, then they singin? this song
Snap another b and drink another brew
Said, they can?t take the pressure for long
All I wanna do is rock ?til after 2
Gettin' high then they singin? this song

Top Pharcyde, Officer

Yo, fat lip man
Yo, man they tryin? to run a 5-0 move on us man
Yo, man
You got to tell the suckers what?s up boy
Yeah
I got a letter from the DMV the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers
They tried to tell me that my license was suspended
I got offended for a minute then pretended
That I never even got the damn letter
It?s nine o?clock on the dot, so I think I?d better
Scoot off to school ?cause in class there?s a test
I gotta dress fast grab my glasses and my vest
Oh damn, as hardheaded as I am
Hopped in my hootie ride pumped up the jam
Put it in reverse into first and disperse and
From that very moment on my day got worse
As I was standing in the street, I suddenly seen the smoke
I know that Derek?s on his way, I ran to get my coat
And a bag from the room it took a minute, boom
Hopped into the car, we drove away in a zoom
I assume doom as we were drivin? on the gravel
At any given minute we could have a shortened travel
So I ramble about my life is that?s a shambles
Should?a took the bus, a bus without the silence horses
Oh nice, I wish we had good bikes
We need to exercise maybe we could take a hike
An? you could give Sheri back those car keys
Because everywhere I walk I would not have to say please
Please
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Away to our destination
No license no insurance not even registration
Tags on the plate say December ?82
Car?s so dirty it looks gray but it?s really blue
Who would think we?re up to good
Four black niggas ridin? through the neighborhood
In hats and glasses makin? funny passes
Like drivin? slowly playin? low-key for asses
Knowin? damn well one shine will harass us
And all the while we see girls jog
Sheri?s little car is pourin? out smog
Then we made a right and I spotted one in tights
(Yo baby what?s up, pull over)
{You live with your homeboys?
Yeah, I live with my homeboys
That?s where you?re takin? me to your house
Where your homeboys are?}
{I mean but they?re not home
You ain?t got your own crib?
Naw I ain?t got
5-0 man, 5-0}
Lights, action without the camera
Side-greens and high beams two to a tee
The blue coat billy goats are crowdin' up my rear view
Hot on the trail of an innocent being
My heartbeat is racin? at a pace so fast
I?m wishin? that the coppers would get off my ass
My tail, can?t go to jail ?cause it?s wack
What would happen to my girl and my record contract
Yo fellas take off the baseball caps
(What)
Word up I heard that the nerves get tapped
And throw on the glasses and give up the tees
Oh please, don?t pull me over officer please
I?m discomboberated
(What)
Discomboberated
(What)
Discomboberated malfunctionated faded
F A D E D
I can?t believe it?s me
Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please
Please
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don?t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
{You don?t have a license, you have a warrant
You have ninety parking tickets we have to take you in uh
Give me a break, shit man I didn?t do nothin? man
Okay so, so nobody has a license? Okay uh}
{How?re you gonna accuse me of doin? something dude
Yeah you guys are definitely goin? to jail here
Okay let?s get that impound truck uh right over here um

Top Operation Ivy, Officer

Why do you have to force yourself with power and control
Why do you have to live your life playing up a role
Intimidating people with your wall of sight and sound
You and your kind destroy our underground
All the happiness you destroy
All the brutal tactics that you always emply
All the fucking bullshit when will it ever stop
The comparison is obvious: you're a fucking cop
Officer - you act like an animal, you're out of control
Officer - what the hell is wrong with you
Wear a tie if you want to wear a uniform
Join the army if you want to conform
Tough guy asshole do what you can

Top The Pharcyde, Officer

yo fatlip man
yo man they tryin' to run a 5-0 move on us man
yo man
you got to tell the suckers what's up boy
yeah ha-ha
I got a letter from the dmv
the other day
I opened and read it
it said they were suckers
they tried to tell me that my license was suspended
I got offended
for a minute then pretended
that I never even got the damn letter
it's nine o'clock
on the dot
so I think I'd better
scoot off to school
'cause in class there's a test
I gotta dress fast
grab my glasses and my vest
oh damn
as hardheaded as I am
hopped in my hootie ride
pumped up the jam
put it in reverse
into first
and disperse and
from that very moment on my day got worse
as I was standing in the street
I suddenly seen the smoke
I know that Derek's on his way
I ran to get my coat
and a bag from the room
it took a minute, boom
hopped into the car
we drove away in a zoom
I assume doom
as we were drivin' on the gravel
at any given minute we could have a shortened travel
so I ramble
about my life (is that's a) shambles
should'a took the bus
a bus without the (silence horses)
oh nice
I wish we had good bikes
we need to exercise
maybe we could take a hike
an' you could give Sheri back those car keys
because everywhere I walk I would not have to say please
please
don't pull me over mr. officer
don't pull me over mr. officer please
(x4)
away
to our destination
no license no insurance
not even registration
tags on the plate say december '82
car's so dirty it looks gray
but it's really blue
who would
think we're up to good
four black niggas ridin' through the neighborhood
in hats and glasses
makin' funny passes
like drivin' slowly
playin' low-key for asses
knowin' damn well one shine will harrass us
and all the while
we see girls jog
Sheri's little car is pourin' out smog
then we made a right and I spotted one in tights [ooh]
[yo baby what's up, pull over]
[you live with your homeboys?...yeah I live with my
homeboys...that's where you're takin' me to your house
where your homeboys are?...I mean but they're not
home...you ain't got your own crib?...naw I aint got...]
[5-0 man, 5-0]
lights, action
without the camera
side-greens and high beams
two to a tee
the blue coat billy goats are crowdin up my rearview
hot on the trail of an innocent being
my heartbeat is racin' at a pace so fast
I'm wishin' that the coppers would get off my ass
my tail, can't go to jail 'cause it's wack
what would happen to my girl and my record contract
yo fellas [what]
take off the baseball caps
word up I heard that the nerves get tapped
and throw on the glasses and give up the (tees)
oh please don't pull me over officer please
I'm discomboberated [what]
discomboberated [what]
discomboberated malfunctionated faded
f-a-d-e-d
I can't believe it's me
oh please
oh please
oh please
oh please
oh
please
don't pull me over mr. officer
don't pull me over mr. officer please
(x4)
[you don't have a license, you have a warrant, you have
ninety parking tickets we have to take you in uh...give me
a break, shit man I didn't do nothin' man...OK so, so
nobody has a license? OK uh,...how're you gonna accuse
me of doin' something dude...yeah you guys are definitely
goin' to jail here, OK let's get that impound truck uh right
over here um...we're getting pulled over we're going to
jail]

Top Kate Earl, Officer

Forty below, driving on deathly icing roads
Back seat is full of clothes, I gotta talk this over
Run out of gas, wake a stranger up to fill my tank in his pajamas
I only got ten dollars
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
It’s been a long road and I feel awful
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
And that’s all, that’s all, that’s all
She has company and I’ve walked into the wrong room
So I go to the bathroom and I wash my hands in sulfur water
A twitterpated buzz is coming off of her
My admiration forces me to leave her
She asks me to stay but I’ve outgrown her, so I’m
Back in my car and I get pulled over
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
It’s been a long road and I feel awful
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
And that’s all, that’s all, that’s all
With a warning I check my wipers and defog
I notice my mind is on the floor
But I must move onward
So I pick a song and I sing along
While lofty dreams dance on and on
Over a place I'll live forever
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
It’s been a long road and I feel awful
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
And that’s all, that’s all
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
It’s been a long road and everything’s awkward
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer